Jimbo 2020: Strangers with Candi

[Mdhorn 6166]

1 hour ago, CL Horn said:

 "The 6-foot-3.5, 348-pounder is in a very run-heavy offense – Kempner only completed four passes last season – so pass pro will be an adjustment, but he is a mauler."

4 completed passes?! sheez

Yeah but they ran a hurry up run game.  

26 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Coin must be their new spelling for buttplug

 

Edited July 19, 2019 by Mdhorn

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

25 minutes ago, Machinator said:

you should totally pay a few thousand bucks to have said coin made, then lose it and beg other Aggies on Facebook for money to buy a replacement

it's the Aggie Way

[Radical Larry 28822]

They’ll just buy another OOS guard

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

What amuses me about the Officially Licensed Jimbo Fisher Wild CardTM is that I am pretty sure every Aggie coach that preceded Fisher was believed, for differing reasons, to have a similar card. With Sherman, it was his NFL experience; Franchione, the fact that every high school player and coach knew he was the smartest coach ever; Slocum, his status as the Grand Wizard of A&M 90s Dominance. 

With Sumlin, it was... you know. You know. They respond diff'runt to their own kind. What, I'm not sayin' anything bad about 'em! I'm just sayin' we got an advantage over Mack Brown!

[HtownHorn 15235]

When does it dawn on them that their OL recruiting is dog shit terrible to the point that Arkansas has a better OL class than them?

[Elmer_Fudd 22994]

Just now, HtownHorn said:

When does it dawn on them that their OL recruiting is dog shit terrible to the point that Arkansas has a better OL class than them?

I just want them to keep Chibuzo and Jefferson.

[Enchubben 5600]

So we just gonna skip over the impending trap door for Jordan Jefferson after being offered and having him commit?

Someone at Navasota needs to put Jimbo on notice.

[Pato del Muerto 53508]

Jefferson has to know that texags in every update says he won’t end up a part of their class. Maybe that’s the point, jimbo trying to not technically have to pull his offer by subcontracting the hit to the aggy network. 

[HtownHorn 15235]

I thought Jefferson was a DT now.

[Ricky's one-hitter 9622]

7 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

I thought Jefferson was a DT now.

Stupid sip. Every Aggie gets to choose where they play on the dline. At least that was what they tried to sell Broughton.

[Scholz 12307]

Maybe Jimbo will diligently scour the Jersey countryside for some more difference makers.

[Spawn of Cthulhu 2241]

Jimbo ought to get back to Florida to find the big bodies. There were plenty of them at the water parks in Orlando and Tampa a few days ago. Of course, most of them were female.

[RomaVicta 30594]

3 hours ago, Machinator said:

When I used to tour Texags, this was a repeated, pathetic habit the Aggies have.

"Need Dirt on tu

A guy in my office just said something bad about A&M. I need some stuff to say back to him."

I guess the Aggie Network is downward spiral of incompetent, witless belongers who never get accustomed to doing anything without their precious network. You see this all the time.

Most people I know would be embarrassed to have to call for help to come up with a snappy rejoinder. Aggies are impossible to embarrass, I guess.

[Johnny Sack 8397]

27 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

When I used to tour Texags, this was a repeated, pathetic habit the Aggies have.

"Need Dirt on tu

A guy in my office just said something bad about A&M. I need some stuff to say back to him."

I guess the Aggie Network is downward spiral of incompetent, witless belongers who never get accustomed to doing anything without their precious network. You see this all the time.

Most people I know would be embarrassed to have to call for help to come up with a snappy rejoinder. Aggies are impossible to embarrass, I guess.

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Edited July 19, 2019 by Johnny Sack

[RomaVicta 30594]

Yea, and the whole thing about nobody going into the NFL from tu. We had more players in the league than anybody for part of Mack Brown's tenure.

When no Texas player was drafted a few years ago, it was remarkable for two reasons. One, Texas talent was depleted. Two, it had never happened before. Never. Or at least not since before A&M's last MNC.

It was news in the way that a Nick Saban team losing four games in a season would be. Man, they really suck. Man, they never suck. This is news!

What would the opinion be if A&M went a season without having somebody drafted or where they lost four games? Few people care. Nobody would be surprised. No sports outlet would write about it.

But there's a new savior in town. We'll see how it goes.

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

37 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

A guy in my office just said something bad about A&M. I need some stuff to say back to him."

"the jerk store called.... and they're runnin' out of YOU!"

[TtomTerrific 200]

aggy is indeed inpossible to embarrass

[Funk Doctor Spock 13287]

1 hour ago, RomaVicta said:

When I used to tour Texags, this was a repeated, pathetic habit the Aggies have.

"Need Dirt on tu

A guy in my office just said something bad about A&M. I need some stuff to say back to him."

I guess the Aggie Network is downward spiral of incompetent, witless belongers who never get accustomed to doing anything without their precious network. You see this all the time.

Most people I know would be embarrassed to have to call for help to come up with a snappy rejoinder. Aggies are impossible to embarrass, I guess.

Self realization doesn't exist in their cube of stupidity 

[TexasMan 11456]

1:31:00 - 1:35:00

Looch damn near blows load about a Clemson player saying aggy was their toughest game last year, and shouts out Ian Boyd on Twitter by making fun of the way he looks, since Looch is an Adonis himself. 

1:45:20 - 1:49:10

Looch loves the confidence Mond has in himself when he said he was the best QB in the SEC... (damn well knowing if Sam had something like this, he'd call him arrogant, classless, and he needs to get beat up in a parking lot somewhere).

1:50:00 - 1:51:00

Gabe and Looch scold the SEC media for being homers (LMAO) when it comes to picking division winners at their media days. 

2:02:15 - 2:06:15

Looch does his usual sunshine pumping about how they should be 9-3 (if not 10-2 when/if they beat Clemson) and revisionist history about the Auburn and LSU games last year. 

 

http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/TexAgsRadio/~5/c2U_tbU1kPU/0119096-plwx.mp3

 

 

[Johnny Sack 8397]

7 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

1:31:00 - 1:35:00

Looch damn near blows load about a Clemson player saying aggy was their toughest game last year, and shouts out Ian Boyd on Twitter by making fun of the way he looks, since Looch is an Adonis himself. 

1:45:20 - 1:49:10

Looch loves the confidence Mond has in himself when he said he was the best QB in the SEC... (damn well knowing if Sam had something like this, he'd call him arrogant, classless, and he needs to get beat up in a parking lot somewhere).

1:50:00 - 1:51:00

Gabe and Looch scold the SEC media for being homers (LMAO) when it comes to picking division winners at their media days. 

2:02:15 - 2:06:15

Looch does his usual sunshine pumping about how they should be 9-3 (if not 10-2 when/if they beat Clemson) and revisionist history about the Auburn and LSU games last year. 

 

http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/TexAgsRadio/~5/c2U_tbU1kPU/0119096-plwx.mp3

 

 

Liucci makes money by telling a bunch of retards what they want to hear.  

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13435]

12 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

Liucci makes money by telling a bunch of retards what they want to hear.  

He’s a bit like a politician. No CR.

[UTEX90 589]

16 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

Liucci makes money by telling a bunch of retards what they want to hear what he believes and it makes sense to them.

FIFY

[Cairn Horn88 8502]

5 hours ago, Mdhorn said:

Wants a coin that says In Jimbo I Trust.  

 

....and what will the other side say...?

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13435]

Just now, Cairn Horn88 said:

....and what will the other side say...?

Furk

[Sejjr 3250]

Looch is such an arrogant douchebag. He has so many obvious character flaws, not the least of which is the fact that he views himself as some sort of a tough guy badass. His ego just gets bigger and bigger with every imbecilic group thinking aggy that repeats his talking points. Amazingly, he really is the Minister of aggy propaganda. Even the more "intelligent" aggy acquaintances I know repeat his lies and conspiracy theories as if they are fact.

And I would like to fight him in a parking lot, while wearing flip-flops.

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

4 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

Looch does his usual sunshine pumping about how they should be 9-3 (if not 10-2 when/if they beat Clemson) and revisionist history about the Auburn and LSU games last year. 

 

Good Lord, what a bunch of pathetic dorks.

[Tex Pete 21489]

39 minutes ago, UTEX90 said:

FIFY

Because they all went to Fish Camp and were told how to think. 

[TXs 229]

You have to understand the Aggy bathwater business model. You're literally walking on a razor's edge.

Glory is always just around the corner (never right next year), so your guy can "get his guys in". This keep the Aggy flock engaged and monthly subscriptions coming. Which is why you can never say next year is when they will compete for a conference championship. You know they wont, and you run the risk of burning subs when they don't. 

So you got to sell the hope as just always out of reach of their fingertips, but almost there...

[texaslong 678]

Didn’t Looch’s sister go to UT. She has be ashamed of him.

[Wishbone 4958]

6 hours ago, HtownHorn said:

When does it dawn on them that their OL recruiting is dog shit terrible to the point that Arkansas has a better OL class than them?

Nothing will dawn on them. NOTHING.

[GRHorn 105]

1 hour ago, Sejjr said:

Looch is such an arrogant douchebag. He has so many obvious character flaws, not the least of which is the fact that he views himself as some sort of a tough guy badass. His ego just gets bigger and bigger with every imbecilic group thinking aggy that repeats his talking points. Amazingly, he really is the Minister of aggy propaganda. Even the more "intelligent" aggy acquaintances I know repeat his lies and conspiracy theories as if they are fact.

And I would like to fight him in a parking lot, while wearing flip-flops.

Looch is peak Aggy. IIRC somehow he’s in with the McKinneys. Those brothers played in the NFL and their dad was Rick Perry’s chief of staff and former Chancellor of Texas A&M.  You can’t get more Aggy than that. 

[Spawn of Cthulhu 2241]

18 minutes ago, texaslong said:

Didn’t Looch’s sister go to UT. She has be ashamed of him.

Her brother is the #4 glory hole-worker in all aggystan.

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

24 minutes ago, texaslong said:

Didn’t Looch’s sister go to UT. She has be ashamed of him.

I don't see why it matters what school she went to -- of course she has to be ashamed of him.

[UDontKnow 10572]

1 hour ago, Sejjr said:

Looch is such an arrogant douchebag. He has so many obvious character flaws, not the least of which is the fact that he views himself as some sort of a tough guy badass. His ego just gets bigger and bigger with every imbecilic group thinking aggy that repeats his talking points. Amazingly, he really is the Minister of aggy propaganda. Even the more "intelligent" aggy acquaintances I know repeat his lies and conspiracy theories as if they are fact.

And I would like to fight him in a parking lot, while wearing flip-flops.

[Johnny Sack 8397]

44 minutes ago, GRHorn said:

Looch is peak Aggy. IIRC somehow he’s in with the McKinneys. Those brothers played in the NFL and their dad was Rick Perry’s chief of staff and former Chancellor of Texas A&M.  You can’t get more Aggy than that. 

Yes.  And those McKinneys are all level 10 dumbfucks

[lemonandaturd 4289]

McKinney did get his ass whipped and his face bloodied by some aggy on aggy violence after he started some shit with Tech and the marching goal post boys.  

[TheRRKid 239]

2 hours ago, TexasMan said:

1:31:00 - 1:35:00

Looch damn near blows load about a Clemson player saying aggy was their toughest game last year,  

 

http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/TexAgsRadio/~5/c2U_tbU1kPU/0119096-plwx.mp3

 

 

Kelly Bryant only played against Georgia Tech, Georgia Southern, Aggy, and Furman...

congrats, aggy

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

22 minutes ago, lemonandaturd said:

McKinney did get his ass whipped and his face bloodied by some aggy on aggy violence after he started some shit with Tech and the marching goal post boys.  

Ah, yes. Good ol' "Alamo Mike".  I know several people who have worked with him over the years. I don't know anybody who likes him.

[TexasMan 11456]

1 hour ago, GRHorn said:

Looch is peak Aggy. IIRC somehow he’s in with the McKinneys. Those brothers played in the NFL and their dad was Rick Perry’s chief of staff and former Chancellor of Texas A&M.  You can’t get more Aggy than that. 

Both Seth and Steve are on the radio show during football season. 

[Orange&White 5573]

Are you degenerate fucks really going to let the King's celebratory dinner at Outback Steakhouse roll by with no comment? 

You're slipping and I'm ashamed for you.

Edited July 20, 2019 by Orange&White

[texifornia 59017]

Just now, Orange&White said:

Are degenerate fucks really going to let the King's celebratory dinner at Outback Steakhouse roll by with no comment? 

You're slipping and I'm ashamed for you.

I mean... what the fuck else is Case-McCoy-but-creepier gonna do in Longview???

[lemonandaturd 4289]

3 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Ah, yes. Good ol' "Alamo Mike".  I know several people who have worked with him over the years. I don't know anybody who likes him.

Is that old fart on the aggy weightlifting team?  Is that a barbell on his hat?  He should have done a few more reps, because the aggy that cold cocked him looked about 145 soaking wet. 

[Chili dog 1810]

4 hours ago, SwanderedTalent said:

"the jerk store called.... and they're runnin' out of YOU!"

Just tell him you slept with his wife...

[Gardner Barnes 1579]

Is that old fart on the aggy weightlifting team?  Is that a barbell on his hat?  He should have done a few more reps, because the aggy that cold cocked him looked about 145 soaking wet. 

Holy shit. Nice catch. Ive seen that pic at least 100 times and never noticed that.

Ha. What a tool.

[EE2B 1569]

Are you degenerate fucks really going to let the King's celebratory dinner at Outback Steakhouse roll by with no comment? 
You're slipping and I'm ashamed for you.

No shit, he should’ve gone to Jucy’s or Butcher Shop.

[Spawn of Cthulhu 2241]

1 hour ago, Orange&White said:

Are you degenerate fucks really going to let the King's celebratory dinner at Outback Steakhouse roll by with no comment? 

You're slipping and I'm ashamed for you.

The LongHorn’s pretty much off the restaurant list for the rest of his life.

[Johnny Sack 8397]

39 minutes ago, EE2B said:

No shit, he should’ve gone to Jucy’s or Butcher Shop.

I'd do Pizza King or Dudley's.

[SydneyCarton 49505]

1 hour ago, Orange&White said:

Are you degenerate fucks really going to let the King's celebratory dinner at Outback Steakhouse roll by with no comment? 

You're slipping and I'm ashamed for you.

I’m curious what acceptable fine dining establishment you think exists and he should have graced with his presence in longview, tx? Maybe go find Bolverk’s Big 5 and All the Rest thread in daily texan. Its a dying town. 

Orange&White curious why folks don’t go eat at Pappas Steakhouse or Franklin’s BBQ in Vidor, TX. 

 

[Johnny Sack 8397]

18 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

I’m curious what acceptable fine dining establishment you think exists and he should have graced with his presence in longview, tx? Maybe go find Bolverk’s Big 5 and All the Rest thread in daily texan. Its a dying town. 

Orange&White curious why folks don’t go eat at Pappas Steakhouse or Franklin’s BBQ in Vidor, TX. 

 

Pretty much cannot stand East Texas.  But my wife is from Longview.  The town has been growing steadily for decades, as has the economy there.  Oil fields plus Eastman Chemical, Letorneau and the rail business.

And Bodacious BBQ on Mobberly is elite.

[RomaVicta 30594]

4 hours ago, Wishbone said:

Nothing will dawn on them. NOTHING.

In their world, sunshine is a constant that is pumped in to keep night from ever falling on the college everybody would want to attend if they only knew the truth about the true Aggie spirit.