Jimbo 2020: Strangers with Candi

[HtownHorn 14677]

In what way has Jimbo broken through at North Shore? They are likely getting one player off their squad of 12 or so D1 prospects?

[Funk Doctor Spock 12190]

4 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

Pretty sure it was “go deep.”

FIFY 

[texifornia 56917]

[Elmer_Fudd 22213]

3 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Can't wait for them to bitch whenever Fillinger and Karic are 4*'s come December.

[Neonmoon 38129]

30 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

In what way has Jimbo broken through at North Shore? They are likely getting one player off their squad of 12 or so D1 prospects?

You know how North Shore loves sending kids to LSU? There is a reason for that. It will be the same reason Aggy gets a bunch of guys in either 20 or 21

[texifornia 56917]

[Funk Doctor Spock 12190]

4 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Culturally, yes. Their students and sports teams are illiterate, so they do fit in. 

[Harry Ellis 445]

6 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Lol. Not one response related to A&M's performance. It's either getting away from those dern sips or straight conference price (SEC! SEC!) nonsense. The jokes write themselves.

[Rickylovesweed 14293]

Just now, Harry Ellis said:

Lol. Not one response related to A&M's performance. It's either getting away from those dern sips or straight conference price (SEC! SEC!) nonsense. The jokes write themselves.

Do they ever talk about winning or actual accomplishments? 

[Istian 241]

2 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

Do they ever talk about winning or actual accomplishments? 

Men and Women’s Track and Field isn’t nearly as entertaining as, well, literally every other sport that’s offered. Not sure what else there is to discuss. 

[Tex Pete 20343]

3 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

Do they ever talk about winning or actual accomplishments? 

There's been none of that for them to talk about. 1939-2019 is a loooooong drought.

[Funk Doctor Spock 12190]

3 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

Do they ever talk about winning or actual accomplishments? 

They talk about when they're going to win, only for it not to happen, and then pat themselves in the back for keeping it below a 5 td ass banging

[Harry Ellis 445]

2 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

Do they ever talk about winning or actual accomplishments? 

I guess they could talk about their pre-playoff Cotton Bowl victory 7 years ago. Otherwise, they don't really have any accomplishments. I guess the SEC move allowed them to recruit 5-star QBs that later transferred. And they overpaid for Jimbo. So they got that going for them.

[Mr. Drummond 2198]

I would be embarrassed if my cultural fit was the deep south/Miss/Alabama, much less list it as my favorite thing about the move.

[Ricky Butler 2696]

Just now, Mr. Drummond said:

I would be embarrassed if my cultural fit was the deep south/Miss/Alabama, much less list it as my favorite thing about the move.

I think about this every time the SEC is mentioned as a better cultural fit.

[Scholz 11942]

Cultural fit. Everyone knows what it is.

[texifornia 56917]

Jaquelin Roy getting the run of LSU picks we all knew was coming ahead of his announcement tomorrow.

Who could have predicted that going after a high bluechip that attends Baton Rouge ULab would backfire on aggy?

Edited July 25, 2019 by texifornia

[texifornia 56917]

o no doomed

[Ricky Butler 2696]

13 minutes ago, texifornia said:

o no doomed

At least we know why Jimbo talks so fast.

[texaslong 678]

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

I didn’t know conference affiliation had a bearing on being a flagship. Learn something everyday. 

[RomaVicta 29905]

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

I hadn't thought about their mental contortions about leaving the Big 12. The above was what they talked about all the time.

Then if asked about the move and were they running away from Texas, the answer would be "tu had nothing to do with our decision. We got invited to the SEC (they didn't because everybody hates them), so we accepted. We don't care about tu."

They do excel at holding two opposite justifications in their heads while they lie to themselves about who they and what they do.

To the extent that anybody outside of Texas cares about our game with them, the Aggies look like chickens when they flap around clucking out their convolutions for why they refuse to play us. They're booked. Texas needs the game not A&M. Their schedule is already tough. You don't even really have to refute all that bs to an outsider. It's all obviously crap.

[Funk Doctor Spock 12190]

2 minutes ago, texaslong said:

I didn’t know conference affiliation had a bearing on being a flagship. Learn something everyday. 

Getting away from the arrogance of "tu", not the ass pounding. M'kay, aggy. 

[texaslong 678]

4 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Getting away from the arrogance of "tu", not the ass pounding. M'kay, aggy. 

If you ask any one of their new conference mates to describe aggy in one word, they would all say arrogant. Most of what I see from their posters on secrant is about who much money they have. Seems pretty arrogant to me.

[Funk Doctor Spock 12190]

Just now, texaslong said:

If you ask any one of their new conference mates to describe aggy in one word, they would all say arrogant. Most of what I see from their posters on secrant is about who much money they have. Seems pretty arrogant to me.

Oh, definitely. It's less arrogance and more living in an alternate reality. They truly think they're a blue blood program, despite having absolutely nothing to show for it. Their stupidity is something to marvel at. 

[C-Man 27214]

2 hours ago, texifornia said:

Aggie4 says: "being part of a conference with the members having aligned interest and pride in the conference."

Newsflash, gomer -- everybody in the SEC laughs at you clowns.

[Chopper 17230]

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

o no doomed

aggy still reeks of desperation for more bread.

[Longhornfrenzy 5703]

mfuckstain gets his info from Surly

[Machinator 32099]

 

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

16 hours ago, Bevo14 said:

ahem, they have a sitting natty-winning coach who runs an sec offense ya stupid sip

You know who else was a sitting natty-winning coach who ran an SEC offense?

[Poolflood 845]

19 hours ago, Goodman said:

Only way I can see Zach landing at aggie is if they win 10 games and compete well in those 4 tough games. As far as money, the last few years Bama and Georgia have set the rate. Rumor was that Sanders costs the Red Elephant Club 300K. If aggie can show him they are competing and winning those big games, they'll pay whatever it takes to get him signed if he wants in.

That is all fantasy because they are going 8-4.

if the payment number is close - it's insane but I guess i shouldn't doubt it.  When I had the chance to ask Earl why he chose UT - he talked at length about ou offering him a car $$ etc.  His Mom taught him nothing in life is free.  He chose UT and Daryl for that reason.  He then talked about looking at former blow-u players vs. UT players and how they came out in the long run...... and the APeterson story hadn't broken.  

[irishtexan 11518]

If you ask any one of their new conference mates to describe aggy in one word, they would all say arrogant. Most of what I see from their posters on secrant is about who much money they have. Seems pretty arrogant to me.

1) stop quoting him
2) there is no universe in which, if given one word to describe aggy, that “weird” would not be the first choice.

[texifornia 56917]

Well aren't you a cryptic little bitch, Fat Hamm

[Elmer_Fudd 22213]

Probably has to do with that Florida kid that reclassified.  He's already on campus.

[texifornia 56917]

1 minute ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Probably has to do with that Florida kid that reclassified.  He's already on campus.

[Rickylovesweed 14293]

I thought Jimbo was going to scare Saban off? 

 

[Fondren & Main 6710]

Just now, Rickylovesweed said:

I thought Jimbo was going to scare Saban off? 

 

Stupid sip!  Who do you think was the reason for the surgery?

[Snotrocket 108]

Man, if what I just heard is true.  Y'all know we aren't in the business is sharing info that will come out in due time.

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

Well aren't you a cryptic little bitch, Fat Hamm

 That's an interesting way of saying the McRib is back for a limited time.

 

 

[Pato del Muerto 52489]

Isn’t the entire business model of the recruiting sites to gather and report on information that will come out in due time?

[derp 755]

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

Well aren't you a cryptic little bitch, Fat Hamm

Pool construction has reached at an all time high?

[Rickylovesweed 14293]

5 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Isn’t the entire business model of the recruiting sites to gather and report on information that will come out in due time?

Texags has a completely different model. Make shit up and give hope next year is the year. 

[Machinator 32099]

17 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Isn’t the entire business model of the recruiting sites to gather and report on information that will come out in due time?

Lol patience my friend, all will be revealed if you check tomorrow's lottery numbers

[HtownHorn 14677]

28 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Isn’t the entire business model of the recruiting sites to gather and report on information that will come out in due time?

As long as you leave yourself an out in case nothing happens, which is usually the highest probability. In this case it was meant to get aggy some momentum after Texas has been dragging their nuts all over their face heading into a big recruiting weekend.

Edited July 25, 2019 by HtownHorn

[texifornia 56917]

I do appreciate Evans' brother's love of trolling aggy

[Get ln My Van 927]

Brauninger earns a living by spreading gossip about high school boys and their college decision.

I can’t confirm or deny it, but IF what I heard is true then... that guy is a fucking goof.

[Neonmoon 38129]

27 minutes ago, Get ln My Van said:

Brauninger earns a living by spreading gossip about high school boys and their college decision.

I can’t confirm or deny it, but IF what I heard is true then... that guy is a fucking goof.

This guy is the definition of goof 

[SHOOTER12 8800]

13 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

Pretty sure it was “go harder.”

This is the correct answer...

[texifornia 56917]

2 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

This guy is the definition of goof 

I'd never actually seen a picture of him before. That, more than the corps turds or Hamm, is exactly what I picture when I think "Texas A&M graduate".

[UTEX90 589]

8 hours ago, texifornia said:

Texas is irrelevant.  We were tired of being Texas' bitch.   We wanted to suck in a better conference and not lose to Texas.

[mr. sunshine 2824]

1 minute ago, UTEX90 said:

Texas is irrelevant.  We were tired of being Texas' bitch.   We wanted to suck in a better conference and not lose to Texas.

Thanks for the Cliffs. I was actually about to read all that crap 

[HtownHorn 14677]

Didn't Brauninger play baseball at aggy? If so, holy crap, that isn't healthy.