Jimbo 2020: Strangers with Candi

[SaucyJack 3,484]

10 hours ago, Mr. Drummond said:

I would be embarrassed if my cultural fit was the deep south/Miss/Alabama, much less list it as my favorite thing about the move.

Well, one Summer in the early 90s my cultural fit was deep south in Miss Alabama. /csb 

[Chopper 17,126]

2 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

This guy is the definition of goof 

The address where txrags stores that picture is strangely appropriate:  

wwww.texags.blob.core.windows.net/photos/0072068-hdcf-1280x720.jpg

[BigSwingingD 719]

8 hours ago, Poolflood said:

if the payment number is close - it's insane but I guess i shouldn't doubt it.  When I had the chance to ask Earl why he chose UT - he talked at length about ou offering him a car $$ etc.  His Mom taught him nothing in life is free.  He chose UT and Daryl for that reason.  He then talked about looking at former blow-u players vs. UT players and how they came out in the long run...... and the APeterson story hadn't broken.  

Excellent post. Thank you.

I lived close to Earl in the 90s. He is a great man. Generous with his time and resources. Awesome family. All you could ask for as a representative of The University of Texas.

Hook'em 

Also, fuck AD. 

[NorLa Horns 1,458]

2 hours ago, BigSwingingD said:

 

Also, fuck AD. 

when Billy Simms went broke. i saw him working at a rent to own store. cleaning out a repoed fridge. 

OUsux takes care of its own. 

[ClubWhatever 12,085]

7 hours ago, BigSwingingD said:

Excellent post.

Who is Daryl?

[texifornia 56,434]

Pour one out for some poor slab of brisket

 

[Enchubben 5,509]

Someone please provide the Taylor hamm burnt bbq pic as a reply to that tweet

[Ricky's one-hitter 9,084]

Coach Price hard at work making blobs over there

 

 

[Leanderman 2,263]

Will they serve toast to all those bread recruits?

[Katfid54 8,591]

22 minutes ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

Coach Price hard at work making blobs over there

 

 

fuck that looks nasty

[Walden Ponderer 12,639]

"Defensive cookout"...? I dunno, man. Looks more offensive to me.

[closetojumping 62,132]

38 minutes ago, Enchubben said:

Someone please provide the Taylor hamm burnt bbq pic as a reply to that tweet

Paging @CHEF RIBS W/ THE HAMM YALL

[Vertigo 20,257]

45 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Pour one out for some poor slab of brisket

 

No cow should die for this atrocity that is about to be committed. 

[Vertigo 20,257]

36 minutes ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

Coach Price hard at work making blobs over there

 

 

Did he buy butter in a squeeze bottle? 

 

[Hiphopopotamos 20,865]

1 minute ago, Vertigo said:

Did he buy butter in a squeeze bottle? 

 

Of course he did - pairs well with the sticks of margarine he sliced and put on top.

[texifornia 56,434]

Brauny out here with the 9.95er equivalent of the girl with the really lowcut shirt that yells at people for looking at her tits.

[texifornia 56,434]

[tantric superman 4,667]

42 minutes ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

Coach Price hard at work making blobs over there

 

 

Took me a while to figure out just what that was.  I originally thought he had put each piece of chicken into it's own cupcake baking cup.

Which would seem to create some grilling challenges.

[Longhornfrenzy 5,589]

A&M set for absolutely loaded recruiting pool party/bbq Friday
VIP ByBRIAN PERRONI 4 minutes ago

 

With the dead period now over and a little less than a week until fall camp begins, Texas A&M is set to host a huge recruiting event on Friday evening.

The Aggies are holding a pool party and barbecue from 5 to 9 p.m. on Friday and will have some of their top targets from all over the state as well as the country in attendance.

In addition to all of the in-state commits except for Demond Demas, who has family obligations, all of the in-state commitments are expected in town. In addition, the following players have all confirmed they will be there as well.

GigEm247 will have live updates once the event begins.

Miami (FL) Gulliver Prep 4-star DE Donell Harris
Charlotte (NC) Myers Park 4-star WR Muhsin Muhammad III (A&M commit)
Fort Washington (MD) National Christian Academy 4-star CB Joshuah Moten (A&M commit)
Aldine MacArthur 4-star CB Joshua Eaton
Manor 4-star DE Princely Umanmielen
Memphis (TN) Central 4-star OL Chris Morris
Lucedale (MS) George County 4-star DT McKinnley Jackson
Dallas Jesuit 4-star RB EJ Smith
East St. Louis (IL) 4-star S Antonio Johnson (Tennessee commit)
Smyrna (TN) DT Dallas Walker (A&M commit)
Houston St. Pius DB Seth Jones
A&M Consolidated WR Devin Price
North Shore LB Matthew Roberts
Fort Bend Marshall 4-star RB Devon Achane (possible)
Fort Bend Marshall 4-star QB Malik Hornsby (possible)

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2021 Garland Lakeview Centennial 5-star RB Camar Wheaton
2021 Denton Ryan 5-star DE Ja'Tavion Sanders
2021 Katy Tompkins 4-star DE Tunmise Adeleye
2021 Brentwood (TN) Ravenwood 4-star LB Junior Colson
2021 North Shore 4-star WR Shadrach Banks
2021 North Shore 4-star QB Dematrius Davis
2021 New Caney 4-star LB Derrick Harris Jr.
2021 Duncanville 4-star LB Kendrick Blackshire
2021 Miami (FL) Northwestern 4-star LB Terrence Lewis
2021 North Shore 4-star OG Jaeden Roberts
2021 Denton Guyer 4-star WR/CB KJ Liggins
2021 Grandview 4-star TE/DE Dametrious Crownover
2021 Port Arthur Memorial 4-star DE Jordon Thomas
2021 Katy 4-star CB Hunter Washington
2021 Grayson (GA) DE Noah Collins
2021 Miami (FL) Booker T. Washington CB Rance Conner
2021 Denton Ryan RB Ke'ori Hicks
2021 Fort Bend Ridge Point WR John Paul Richardson
2021 Richmond Foster 4-star OT Reuben Fatheree (possible)

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2022 Beaumont West Brook S Bryce Anderson
2022 Lewisville WR Armani Winfield
2022 North Shore CB Denver Harris
2022 Lubbock Cooper LB Kobie McKinzie (Texas Tech commit)
2022 Shadow Creek S Jaidan Scott
2022 Port Arthur Memorial CB Jaylon Guilbeau
2022 Katy CB Hamilton McMartin

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2023 Germany DE Aric Burton

[Neonmoon 38,127]

6 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Why do all Texags “reporters” look the same?

[Vertigo 20,257]

3 minutes ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

A&M set for absolutely loaded recruiting pool party/bbq Friday
VIP ByBRIAN PERRONI 4 minutes ago

 

With the dead period now over and a little less than a week until fall camp begins, Texas A&M is set to host a huge recruiting event on Friday evening.

The Aggies are holding a pool party and barbecue from 5 to 9 p.m. on Friday and will have some of their top targets from all over the state as well as the country in attendance.

In addition to all of the in-state commits except for Demond Demas, who has family obligations, all of the in-state commitments are expected in town. In addition, the following players have all confirmed they will be there as well.

GigEm247 will have live updates once the event begins.

Miami (FL) Gulliver Prep 4-star DE Donell Harris
Charlotte (NC) Myers Park 4-star WR Muhsin Muhammad III (A&M commit)
Fort Washington (MD) National Christian Academy 4-star CB Joshuah Moten (A&M commit)
Aldine MacArthur 4-star CB Joshua Eaton
Manor 4-star DE Princely Umanmielen
Memphis (TN) Central 4-star OL Chris Morris
Lucedale (MS) George County 4-star DT McKinnley Jackson
Dallas Jesuit 4-star RB EJ Smith
East St. Louis (IL) 4-star S Antonio Johnson (Tennessee commit)
Smyrna (TN) DT Dallas Walker (A&M commit)
Houston St. Pius DB Seth Jones
A&M Consolidated WR Devin Price
North Shore LB Matthew Roberts
Fort Bend Marshall 4-star RB Devon Achane (possible)
Fort Bend Marshall 4-star QB Malik Hornsby (possible)

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2021 Garland Lakeview Centennial 5-star RB Camar Wheaton
2021 Denton Ryan 5-star DE Ja'Tavion Sanders
2021 Katy Tompkins 4-star DE Tunmise Adeleye
2021 Brentwood (TN) Ravenwood 4-star LB Junior Colson
2021 North Shore 4-star WR Shadrach Banks
2021 North Shore 4-star QB Dematrius Davis
2021 New Caney 4-star LB Derrick Harris Jr.
2021 Duncanville 4-star LB Kendrick Blackshire
2021 Miami (FL) Northwestern 4-star LB Terrence Lewis
2021 North Shore 4-star OG Jaeden Roberts
2021 Denton Guyer 4-star WR/CB KJ Liggins
2021 Grandview 4-star TE/DE Dametrious Crownover
2021 Port Arthur Memorial 4-star DE Jordon Thomas
2021 Katy 4-star CB Hunter Washington
2021 Grayson (GA) DE Noah Collins
2021 Miami (FL) Booker T. Washington CB Rance Conner
2021 Denton Ryan RB Ke'ori Hicks
2021 Fort Bend Ridge Point WR John Paul Richardson
2021 Richmond Foster 4-star OT Reuben Fatheree (possible)

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2022 Beaumont West Brook S Bryce Anderson
2022 Lewisville WR Armani Winfield
2022 North Shore CB Denver Harris
2022 Lubbock Cooper LB Kobie McKinzie (Texas Tech commit)
2022 Shadow Creek S Jaidan Scott
2022 Port Arthur Memorial CB Jaylon Guilbeau
2022 Katy CB Hamilton McMartin

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2023 Germany DE Aric Burton

Jimbo seems to be really going after North Shore. Meekins should pitch a tent in the coaches offices. 

[SwanderedTalent 5,761]

21 hours ago, Harry Ellis said:

The jokes write themselves.

don't you read The Athletic? Jason Cook says by moving to the SEC, A&M eliminated all the Aggie jokes. So stick that in your pipe and see if it fills up faster you stupid sip!!!!!

[Tex Pete 20,136]

Coach Klump is building human cubes. 

[Fondren & Main 6,658]

8 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Why do all Texags “reporters” look the same?

He used to work for Ketchum.

[Katfid54 8,591]

10 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Why do all Texags “reporters” look the same?

It is an unspoken rule of thumb that all aggy males must have freckles and a chinstrap beard to hide their second (and third?) chin(s).

But goddamn if Howell doesn't smile with his eyes.

[texifornia 56,434]

[LW Goatman 1,117]

12 hours ago, HtownHorn said:

Didn't Brauninger play baseball at aggy? If so, holy crap, that isn't healthy.

He went to McNeese State. He wears a hat at all times because he is bald.

 

 

[Chopper 17,126]

26 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Brauny out here with the 9.95er equivalent of the girl with the really lowcut shirt that yells at people for looking at her tits.

To be too real, what that dumbfuck did is worse and much stupider than that. 

[Hiphopopotamos 20,865]

2 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Texas is holding a camp.  Not a pool party - we already did that.  Once again aggy is slow to adopt.

[RomaVicta 29,756]

That chicken and butter tray is disgusting. I guess it's part of the yokel messy tacky cook book where everything is better with syrup.

I've slipped butter and spices up under the skin a few times, but I don't want a butter chicken soup. I guess this will help the cubes keep their weight up to SEC standards.

I have low standards for BBQ, but I don't think I could even eat most of the atrocities he commits against animals. I guess I could put some of his stringy brisket between two slices of cheap bread and moisten it up with sauce. 

Ugh.

[RomaVicta 29,756]

36 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Texas is holding a camp.  Not a pool party - we already did that.  Once again aggy is slow to adopt.

It's the same story when they play a named school on a weekend when we play a cupcake. They go nuts about the network they're on (usually because of their opponent not them), the time they're playing, and the number of viewers.

After that, you've got the main criterion for judging any program: how many players have they put in the league in the last 6 years. It's all anybody cares about. Or all they should.

Their campaign for playing in the greatest football game every won't go anywhere. Nobody will even know what they're talking about in a year or two.

Edited July 26, 2019 by RomaVicta

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13,010]

I’ve never seen someone deep fry chicken, in a foil pan, on a grill.

[CHEF RIBS W/ THE HAMM YALL 1,254]

1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

Paging @CHEF RIBS W/ THE HAMM YALL

 

 

Every time Hamm or Price make a feeble attempt at "barbecue," I donate $50 to PETA. No animal should have to go through that kind of torture. No animal deserves that.

And I love barbecue. Gotdamn. Even Muschamp calls this guy out.

 

 

 

[CHEF RIBS W/ THE HAMM YALL 1,254]

1 hour ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

Coach Price hard at work making blobs over there

 

 

@satyanash is this how butter chicken is made?

[satyanash 14,276]

8 minutes ago, CHEF RIBS W/ THE HAMM YALL said:

@satyanash is this how butter chicken is made?

I'm vegetarian, so I wouldn't know. It's a super popular dish in the UK and parts of Delhi, but it's extraordinarily simple to make so I'm not sure how Price botched it as badly as he did.

[texifornia 56,434]

1 minute ago, satyanash said:

I'm vegetarian, so I wouldn't know. It's a super popular dish in the UK and parts of Delhi, but it's extraordinarily simple to make so I'm not sure how Price botched it as badly as he did.

For your own edification, the butter in butter chicken is in the sauce, not the cooking: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Butter_chicken

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13,010]

She was a little overweight, butter chicken was great.

[Hiphopopotamos 20,865]

3 minutes ago, texifornia said:

For your own edification, the butter in butter chicken is in the sauce, not the cooking: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Butter_chicken

This a pretty good recipe I've used a few times.

 

 

[CHEF RIBS W/ THE HAMM YALL 1,254]

We've gone from A&M 2020 recruiting to butter chicken YouTube recipes. This, my friends, is peak offseason.

[UncleBuck 6,444]

4 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

This a pretty good recipe I've used a few times.

 

 

Thanks for sharing this, gunna give it a go some day....

...but I think it's interesting that only like 2% of the ingredients is butter. 

[Machinator 32,097]

[Katfid54 8,591]

1 minute ago, Machinator said:

Strong Belwas says 'Sup.

[Ricky's one-hitter 9,084]

3 minutes ago, Machinator said:

This is Wagyu aggy. The choicest of choice.

[Pato del Muerto 52,322]

Funny how they never comment on the 2 nc state guys, their best wr and lb, sitting out that game but they like to mention the Georgia guys sitting out it’s game. 

[utexas8 1,433]

Is demas for sure going to aggy? No chance bama flips him?

[Ricky's one-hitter 9,084]

1 minute ago, utexas8 said:

Is demas for sure going to aggy? No chance bama flips him?

He's a pretty vocal member of that class, I would be surprised if he did flip. That said, an undercover visit to LSU this weekend under the guise of a family obligation would be a spicy development indeed

[Tex Pete 20,136]

18 minutes ago, CHEF RIBS W/ THE HAMM YALL said:

We've gone from A&M 2020 recruiting to butter chicken YouTube recipes.

To be fair, Terry Price took us to butter, errr margarine chicken.

[Ricky's one-hitter 9,084]

1 minute ago, Tex Pete said:

To be fair, Terry Price took us to butter, errr margarine marginal chicken.

ftfy

[Pato del Muerto 52,322]

2 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

To be fair, Terry Price took us to butter, errr margarine chicken.

Chicken flavored butter is more accurate 

[Katfid54 8,591]

13 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Chicken flavored butter is more accurate