Jimbo 2020: Strangers with Candi

[texifornia 56936]

Just now, Walden Ponderer said:

Still have a bit to wait for the full effects of Price's barbeque to hit.

Incubation for campylobacteriosis is 2-5 days; intestinal cryptosporidiosis can be 2-10 days; hemorrhagic colitis or E. coli O157:H7 infection can take 1-8 days; salmonellosis can take 6-48 hours; and of course, there are untold dozens of potential other diseases out there based on mishandled samples in aggy labs a few blocks away from the festivities that we have no idea how long take to incubate.

"What a second, why are the coaches whispering into Jaylen and Hayne's ears and handing them PowerBars?"

[Sgt Hulk 13716]

Is there any smoke to Eaton or is he taking a free trip before jiz jars fake military and banging sheep are his reality 

[Hornius Emeritus 12460]

3 hours ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Haynes Effect. 

 

Damn you for stealing my exact thought.  Last year at this time, Gunnell was their savior.

[texifornia 56936]

He knows we get the EXACT same generic quotes, right? We had a few "feels like home"s this weekend even.

[derp 755]

23 hours ago, derp said:

This felt like it needed to be archived for archeological and scientific purposes.

I give you: https://aggybbq.com/ 

The troll site did alright in the first ~24 hours. Stats: http://derpderpderpderp.s3-website.us-east-2.amazonaws.com/first.24.png

 

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

8 minutes ago, texifornia said:

He knows we get the EXACT same generic quotes, right? We had a few "feels like home"s this weekend even.

No, no, it's different. It's palpable. And if there's anything aggy knows everything there is to know about, it's palpating.

[Spawn of Cthulhu 2241]

A ball in the hand isn't worth two in the bush.

[texifornia 56936]

[CobbInLimbo 132]

34 minutes ago, texifornia said:

He knows we get the EXACT same generic quotes, right? We had a few "feels like home"s this weekend even.

Does everybody imagine Aggie message board comments as if they were part of a Beck and Kyle skit?  Maybe it's just me.

 

[Hank_Hill 18804]

50 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

No, no, it's different. It's palpable. And if there's anything aggy knows everything there is to know about, it's palpating.

I did this exact thing today /csb 

[texaslong 678]

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

He knows we get the EXACT same generic quotes, right? We had a few "feels like home"s this weekend even.

Jimbo is a fucking genius!! He’s actually trying to sell a home and family environment to kids?? He’s just solved the recruiting game. Just wow! 

[Cairn Horn88 8262]

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

He knows we get the EXACT same generic quotes, right? We had a few "feels like home"s this weekend even.

In their dreams.

[Spawn of Cthulhu 2241]

49 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

I did this exact thing today /csb 

So did I, but at least I get paid to do it.

[UcancallmeSurly 451]

1 hour ago, Walden Ponderer said:

No, no, it's different. It's palpable. And if there's anything aggy knows everything there is to know about, it's palpating.

[Neonmoon 38129]

32 minutes ago, texaslong said:

Jimbo is a fucking genius!! He’s actually trying to sell a home and family environment to kids?? He’s just solved the recruiting game. Just wow! 

It’s the first family environment where you get to watch another man take care of your kids. 

[ASDFASDF 266]

Just now, Neonmoon said:

It’s the first family environment where you get to watch another man take care of your kids. 

Jimbo does have experience watching another man take care of his family. 

[Hank_Hill 18804]

19 minutes ago, Spawn of Cthulhu said:

So did I, but at least I get paid to do it.

Workin on it

[texifornia 56936]

"let me see the bark on that brisket that you sacrificed in sleep hours" has to be a euphemism

[ASDFASDF 266]

They're trying hard as hell to spin their "huge recruiting event" which resulted in a total of one commitment from a coach's son into a success story. 

[Focht Up 631]

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

Holy shot this is pure gold.  Thanks for posting.

[texifornia 56936]

Just now, Focht Up said:

Holy shot this is pure gold.  Thanks for posting.

Thank @Longhornfrenzy. I'm just the conduit.

[BurntOrangeCrush 1011]

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

"Would Jimbo approve of this post?"

I gotta remember that one. Outstanding.

[Topper13 3266]

15 minutes ago, texifornia said:

"let me see the bark on that brisket that you sacrificed in sleep hours" has to be a euphemism

I'm pretty sure It's aggy speak for "Let me smell your finger".

[Wishbone 4759]

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

Professional. Moron.

[Burt Macklin 19022]

50 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

It’s the first family environment where you get to watch another man take care of your kids. 

I’m not so sure about that....

 

[Spawn of Cthulhu 2241]

53 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Workin on it

I'm hoping that you're going to be a medical professional. That's still somewhat more prestigious than being a Thai lady-boy (NTTAWWT).

[USMCHorn 1369]

39 minutes ago, BurntOrangeCrush said:

"Would Jimbo approve of this post?"

I gotta remember that one. Outstanding.

The way those guys worship their head coaches is fucking nuts.

[Bodacious Bevo 3584]

45 minutes ago, BurntOrangeCrush said:

"Would Jimbo approve of this post?"

I gotta remember that one. Outstanding.

Redfining WWJD 

[CHEF RIBS W/ THE HAMM YALL 1259]

Jimbo. God. Real recruiting. Family.  Country. 

[SquishMitten 10403]

I sweatergod, this thread is at the top of the page as often as our own thread is. Why?

Is there a way to ignore an entire thread?

[KYHorn 17046]

3 minutes ago, Bodacious Bevo said:

Redfining WWJD 

They aren't all that different. For example, both have followers who will go wherever they go, and both were betrayed with a kiss by someone they loved.

[Rickylovesweed 14293]

1 minute ago, SquishMitten said:

Is there a way to ignore an entire thread?

Yeah, don't click on it. 

[sushihorn 3233]

5 minutes ago, SquishMitten said:

I sweatergod, this thread is at the top of the page as often as our own thread is. Why?

Is there a way to ignore an entire thread?

It's only at the top when aggy does something exceptionally stupid.  That's why it's at the top a lot.

[texifornia 56936]

7 minutes ago, SquishMitten said:

I sweatergod, this thread is at the top of the page as often as our own thread is. Why?

Is there a way to ignore an entire thread?

.......yes.

@Rickylovesweed has you covered for the specific, extremely technical steps.

[Spawn of Cthulhu 2241]

39 minutes ago, USMCHorn said:

The way those guys worship their head coaches is fucking nuts.

At this point, is Jimbo (who won the NC in 20--) the greatest living aggy, over JFF and Von Miller? With Tannehill, the great Myles Garrett, et al, do Jackie and RC even make the top 5 right now?

[Wishbone 4759]

4 minutes ago, Spawn of Cthulhu said:

At this point, is Jimbo (who won the NC in 20--) the greatest living aggy, over JFF and Von Miller? With Tannehill, the great Myles Garrett, et al, do Jackie and RC even make the top 5 right now?

They’re all top five depending on the context. Fluid situation.

[Tx_2_Sc85 332]

2 hours ago, BurntOrangeCrush said:

"Would Jimbo approve of this post?"

I gotta remember that one. Outstanding.

WWJD - what would Jimbo do? 

Beat me to it

Edited July 28, 2019 by Tx_2_Sc85

[GRHorn 105]

9 hours ago, texaslong said:

Jimbo is a fucking genius!! He’s actually trying to sell a home and family environment to kids?? He’s just solved the recruiting game. Just wow! 

It’s palpable 

[Elmer_Fudd 22215]

Looks like they added a punter to last years class so add another player for Schmidt to process out.

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13091]

8 hours ago, SquishMitten said:

I sweatergod, this thread is at the top of the page as often as our own thread is. Why?

Is there a way to ignore an entire thread?

Bless your heart.

[SydneyCarton 48082]

8 hours ago, SquishMitten said:

I sweatergod, this thread is at the top of the page as often as our own thread is. Why?

Is there a way to ignore an entire thread?

 

[LTtxfan 49182]

Aggy was a loser again...

LSU added ESPN 300 defensive tackle Jaquelin Roy to its 2020 class Friday for a second time.  Roy, the No. 69 recruit overall, had been committed to the Tigers since September 2018, but decommitted in February 2019.  After taking visits, Roy named a top three of Alabama, LSU and Texas A&M, then decided to recommit to LSU.  

https://247sports.com/Player/Jaquelin-Roy-46050000/   

[EZ$ 2104]

5 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Roy, the No. 69 recruit overall, had been committed to the Tigers since September 2018, but decommitted in February 2019.  After taking visits, Roy named a top three of Alabama, LSU and Texas A&M, then decided to recommit to LSU. 

Smart kid, he just needed a little spending money for the summer.  Easier than mowing lawns...

[closetojumping 62636]

11 hours ago, Focht Up said:

Holy shot this is pure gold.  Thanks for posting.

Username checks out. This guy’s go-to vowel is clearly the O. 

[Scholz 11943]

“I want who Jimbo wants...”

Smart and protecting his emotional sanity. Whoever aggy ends up with is who the dear leader wanted all along and shouldn’t be questioned and I can feel really good about!

[Cairn Horn88 8262]

19 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Aggy was a loser again...

LSU added ESPN 300 defensive tackle Jaquelin Roy to its 2020 class Friday for a second time.  Roy, the No. 69 recruit overall, had been committed to the Tigers since September 2018, but decommitted in February 2019.  After taking visits, Roy named a top three of Alabama, LSU and Texas A&M, then decided to recommit to LSU.  

https://247sports.com/Player/Jaquelin-Roy-46050000/   

So, he turned down aggy twice!  Whoop!

 

11 hours ago, ASDFASDF said:

They're trying hard as hell to spin their "huge recruiting event" which resulted in a total of one commitment from a coach's son into a success story. 

How much did they pay Garrett/Von Miller to show up?

[Redneck Mutha 7954]

48 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Aggy was a loser again...

LSU added ESPN 300 defensive tackle Jaquelin Roy to its 2020 class Friday for a second time.  Roy, the No. 69 recruit overall, had been committed to the Tigers since September 2018, but decommitted in February 2019.  After taking visits, Roy named a top three of Alabama, LSU and Texas A&M, then decided to recommit to LSU.  

https://247sports.com/Player/Jaquelin-Roy-46050000/   

SEC West 1-2-3 finish and no tay yew!!  Whoop!!

[texifornia 56936]

[El Compadre 766]

2 minutes ago, texifornia said:

"Not that I care" yeah right, buddy

[Cashdaddyblumpkins 207]

2 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Gotta love that they have a thread for a Texas target they’re not in contention for.