Jimbo 2020: Strangers with Candi

[HtownHorn 15235]

Lucky to win several close games. Every "close" game Texas won, we had at least a 19+ point lead at one point, and not once did Texas trail in those games after taking those huge leads. Meanwhile Texas lost by a combined 8 points in their 3 regular season losses.

[texifornia 59017]

[Pato del Muerto 53508]

Has aggy beaten auburn and miss st in the same season since joining?

[Chips O'Toole 1442]

Yeah, good luck replacing horrible, overrated and underdeveloped defensive players on a shitty defense and trying to be successful in an abysmal league where defense doesn't matter and all the teams are terrible. Good luck with alllll that.

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

25 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Has aggy beaten auburn and miss st in the same season since joining?

2012 -- aggy 63-21     ===   aggy 38-13
2013 -- Auburn 45-41   ===   aggy 51-41
2014 -- aggy 41-38   ===   Miss St 48-31
2015 -- Auburn 26-10   ===   aggy 30-17
2016 -- aggy 29-16   ===   Miss St 35-28
2017 -- Auburn 42-27   ===   Miss St 35-14
2018 -- Auburn 28-14   ===   Miss St 28-13

 

Yes. Once. With John 8 Ball.

This is hardly surprising, though, because even though both Auburn and Miss St. suck fetid dodo eggs, the simple truth is, aggy sucks even more.

[Pato del Muerto 53508]

Just now, Walden Ponderer said:

2012 -- aggy 63-21     ===   aggy 38-13
2013 -- Auburn 45-41   ===   aggy 51-41
2014 -- aggy 41-38   ===   Miss St 48-31
2015 -- Auburn 26-10   ===   aggy 30-17
2016 -- aggy 29-16   ===   Miss St 35-28
2017 -- Auburn 42-27   ===   Miss St 35-14
2018 -- Auburn 28-14   ===   Miss St 28-13

 

Yes. Once. With John 8 Ball.

This is hardly surprising, though, because even though both Auburn and Miss St. suck fetid dodo eggs, the simple truth is, aggy sucks even more.

So with their big 12 roster

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

Just now, Pato del Muerto said:

So with their big 12 roster

[Richter 2419]

Its great the way they keep saying "little brother", "tu", and all this other belittling crap to each other just so they can pretend to be significant.  Texas fans really don't do this belittling name calling.  Why? Because when you are actually the flagship state school, you don't need to convince each other of a lie. 

We just make fun of their stupidity and failures for what they are.

[texifornia 59017]

3 minutes ago, Richter said:

Its great the way they keep saying "little brother", "tu", and all this other belittling crap to each other just so they can pretend to be significant.  Texas fans really don't do this belittling name calling.  Why? Because when you are actually the flagship state school, you don't need to convince each other of a lie. 

We just make fun of their stupidity and failures for what they are.

You literally get negged on this site for writing "Aggie" instead of "aggy"

[Pato del Muerto 53508]

1 minute ago, texifornia said:

You literally get negged on this site for writing "Aggie" instead of "aggy"

‘Tis  a silly place. 

[Machinator 32103]

4 minutes ago, texifornia said:

You literally get Phlegm'd on this site for writing "Aggie" instead of "aggy"

fixed

[totallynotabuttpirate 5484]

3 minutes ago, texifornia said:

You literally get negged on this site for writing "Aggie" instead of "aggy"

To be fair, misspelling the last 2 letters of a 5-letter name is pretty innocuous, especially compared to all the hoops they jump through to come up with new names for us. 

 

[victory88 5765]

5 minutes ago, texifornia said:

You literally get negged on this site for writing "Aggie" instead of "aggy"

Negging you...

[Redneck Mutha 8179]

22 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

2012 -- aggy 63-21     ===   aggy 38-13
2013 -- Auburn 45-41   ===   aggy 51-41
2014 -- aggy 41-38   ===   Miss St 48-31
2015 -- Auburn 26-10   ===   aggy 30-17
2016 -- aggy 29-16   ===   Miss St 35-28
2017 -- Auburn 42-27   ===   Miss St 35-14
2018 -- Auburn 28-14   ===   Miss St 28-13

 

Yes. Once. With John 8 Ball.

This is hardly surprising, though, because even though both Auburn and Miss St. suck fetid dodo eggs, the simple truth is, aggy sucks even more.

Miss st and auburn went a combined 4-14 against p5 opponents that year. 

All 4 of those p5 wins were SEC wins for miss st. Those 4 opponents they beat  combined to win 3 SEC games that season. 

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

1 minute ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

To be fair, misspelling the last 2 letters of a 5-letter name is pretty innocuous, especially compared to all the hoops they jump through to come up with new names for us. 

Also to be fair, though I see no reason for it beyond the sheer mental exercise of it, "aggy" is this board's shorthand informal reply to the stupidity of how that entire fanbase, including the fans who pose as journalists for that fanbase, refer to Texas in a formal fashion. You would not see a Texas writer saying "aggy", you'd only find that on this site, and not in a serious kind of way.

"t.u." is the formal lingo of the culture of students, fans, and hangers-on of Texas A&M University with regards to their one-time rivals from The University of Texas at Austin. There is a vast difference in the two insults -- one is a silly response to the other; the other is a century-old piece of cult indoctrination.

[Orange&White 5573]

16 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

one is a silly response to the other; the other is a century-old piece of cult indoctrination.

So you are basically falling for their childish gimmick and stooping to their level to mimic.

At least that's how I've always seen it.

[Tex Pete 21489]

2 minutes ago, Orange&White said:

So you are basically falling for their childish gimmick and stooping to their level to mimic.

At least that's how I've always seen it.

Fuck 'em.

[Orange&White 5573]

1 minute ago, Tex Pete said:

Fuck 'em.

Well, yeah, obviously.

[Hiphopopotamos 21191]

Who did Zach Evans just get Fong'd to?

[Elmer_Fudd 22994]

2 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Who did Zach Evans just get Fong'd to?

Looks like Georgia.  Wow.

[Here’s the deal 114]

2 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Who did Zach Evans just get Fong'd to?

Georgia

[westexhorn 2167]

2 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Who did Zach Evans just get Fong'd to?

Gotta be Georgia.  It's newly added to the list of destinations.  So i guess the Milton tweet or message about "Yall can thank me later" or something like that IS indeed about Evans LOL

[Machinator 32103]

Here we go, time for a fresh batch of tears.

[Sabalo 1008]

I was told he was an aggy lock.

[Rickylovesweed 15515]

Georgia right now. 

[Fud 9724]

Need Bama to flip McClellan now 

[texifornia 59017]

3 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Looks like Georgia.  Wow.

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

3 minutes ago, Sabalo said:

I was told he was an aggy lock.

Nah. Jimbo backed off of him. </every-aggy-site-as-of-two-minutes-ago-going-forward>

[Elmer_Fudd 22994]

So aggy RB haul is going to be a small scat-back type ( Ngata or Achane, maybe both? ) and the bread stick they already have?

[Sabalo 1008]

Who still has Evans cb'ed to UT?

[Machinator 32103]

1 minute ago, Sabalo said:

Who still has Evans cb'ed to UT?

Bud Elliott, from 5 months ago.

[crum 541]

don't worry there is a diamond in the rough RB in new jersey that jimbo is going to land, should be a 5-star but BOMC won't allow it

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

2 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

So aggy RB haul is going to be a small scat-back type ( Ngata or Achane, maybe both? ) and the bread stick they already have?

[Tired of Lurking 637]

Lol this is amazing.

[westexhorn 2167]

9 minutes ago, westexhorn said:

Gotta be Georgia.  It's newly added to the list of destinations.  So i guess the Milton tweet or message about "Yall can thank me later" or something like that IS indeed about Evans LOL

 

[irishtexan 11712]

Georgia? The team that barely lost to UT?

[Machinator 32103]

Georgia fans think Evans was the player Milton was referring to in this tweet.

 

[Hiphopopotamos 21191]

This so fucking great - for so many reasons.  I love this recruitment.

Not too late for aggy to make a Jimbo type offer to Evans to entice a flip.

[Fud 9724]

Maybe Evans commits there soon, but there's no way he's ending his recruitment with meat still on the bone 

[Burt Macklin 19230]

10 minutes ago, Fud said:

Need Bama to flip McClellan now 

If we’re writing out our wish lists, can they take Hurts back too? 

9 minutes ago, Sabalo said:

Who still has Evans cb'ed to UT?

Just saw that the Okie lite reporter switched his CB to foggy a couple months back.

Man, OSU fans must be reeling from that switch. Really thought they were in the lead.

[Burt Macklin 19230]

1 minute ago, Fud said:

Maybe Evans commits there soon, but there's no way he's ending his recruitment with meat still on the bone 

Well then let’s just start calling him Mrs. Fud, because she sure as hell never leaves any meat on the bone. 

[Elmer_Fudd 22994]

Maybe Bama' will drop George and he'll end up at aggy with Banks lulz.

[Neonmoon 38130]

26 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Who did Zach Evans just get Fong'd to?

 

23 minutes ago, Here’s the deal said:

Georgia

[art_____vandelay 4]

anyone have the article that fong just put up wrt evans?

[Goodman 3283]

13 minutes ago, Fud said:

Maybe Evans commits there soon, but there's no way he's ending his recruitment with meat still on the bone 

If CJ is out at the trusted advisor, who is/are the current "uncle/advisors"?

[Bodacious Bevo 3691]

29 minutes ago, Fud said:

Need Bama to flip McClellan now 

Fuck it, let's do it ourselves

[Machinator 32103]

Rumor from a UGA board. I have no idea as to its veracity, but I am thoroughly entertained. "Tank" is Tank Bigsby.

[Rickylovesweed 15515]

3 minutes ago, Bodacious Bevo said:

Fuck it, let's do it ourselves

I think we actually have a shot with McCellan. I'm not sure how it would impact Bijan though. I hope we keep engaging McCellan because with a good season we have shot there. 

[Pato del Muerto 53508]

Things seemingly desperate for aggy and tosu rb recruiting. I wonder how they respond. At least tosu has highly touted rbs already on campus and can afford to miss the very top backs this year.

[texifornia 59017]

Just now, Pato del Muerto said:

Things seemingly desperate for aggy and tosu rb recruiting. I wonder how they respond. At least tosu has highly touted rbs already on campus and can afford to miss the very top backs this year.

tOSU seems comfortable just grabbing Kevontre Bradford and calling this year a wash, which is obviously fine by us.