Jimbo 2020: Strangers with Candi

[texifornia 56434]

Ah yes, it was 247 poster slapfighting that really made him flip.

[Bevo14 8260]

4 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Ah yes, it was 247 poster slapfighting that really made him flip.

Flip? He was never theirs

Edited August 6, 2019 by Bevo14

[SHOOTER12 8787]

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

You literally get negged on this site for writing "Aggie" instead of "aggy"

Well, that's really not belittling to call them aggy, just the way it is.

[Pato del Muerto 52321]

And being from Houston, that was the first he’d heard of UT and aggy not liking each other.  Armed with that new information, the obvious choice is Georgia. 

[Vertigo 20257]

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

You literally get negged on this site for writing "Aggie" instead of "aggy"

That's because that's how you spell it stupid sip. 

[Burt Macklin 18988]

16 minutes ago, Bevo14 said:

Flip? He was never theirs

He was in their heads and that’s all that matters.

Personally, I’m all for aggy making shit like that up in their head. Now we get to OD on an aggy meltdown in which a 5 star RB just decommitted from them, even though it never actually happened. 

[markstanco 12489]

4 hours ago, Burt Macklin said:

aggy calling another member of their own conference an embarrassment is just so rich and dripping with aggy’s trademark lack of self-awareness.

Please, they get to SAY IT TO THEIR FACE in Athens when aggy goes there to beat their ass!!!!!1!!1!!!1111!

[texifornia 56434]

Alright y'all, your friendly neighborhood @Longhornfrenzy has delivered some fresh bottles of misery - "Waiting for the BBQ to pay big dividends"

Edited August 6, 2019 by texifornia

[texifornia 56434]

There's the Lindberg connection! Also everything is fine because Achane is committing and he's totally workhorse back material

[texifornia 56434]

[Terry Silver 219]

Aggy is funny.

[Rickylovesweed 14154]

4 minutes ago, texifornia said:

There's the Lindberg connection! Also everything is fine because Achane is committing and he's totally workhorse back material

It's almost like Texas cooled on Lindberg. If the Evans/Linberg connection is true it was even more reason to back off Lindberg once Texas knew they weren't getting Evans. 

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

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But, he doesn't like the recruiting process...

Why, because it means he has to pay his accountant overtime?

I swear, just when you think people in maroon can't get any dumber, they manage to impress.

[Machinator 32097]

How does the Lindberg Effect compare to the Gunnell Effect?

[Richter 2229]

2 minutes ago, Machinator said:

How does the Lindberg Effect compare to the Gunnell Effect?

The former implies that you waited too long and let your opportunity pass you by while everyone realized you were actually mediocre.

The latter implies that people very briefly might have thought you had something and then quickly realized you didn't.

Somewhat similar...

[BigBenBamboozle 1941]

Bijan allowing us to witness the Evans-aggy roller coaster from afar is just *chef's kiss*

[texifornia 56434]

Well at least they're acknowledging they're dirty, too

[gernblansten 3183]

"With Achane about to commit and Ngata and Smith on commit watch it makes sense Jimbo told Evans we're full and to look elsewhere."  /aggy

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

Achane, at 5'9" and 170 lbs dripping wet, is absolutely the kind of running back you want to feature in the line of scrimmage league.

[Radical Larry 28523]

That BBQ must have been a huge bust. 

[Terry Silver 219]

So aggy thinks they will get a highly rated recruit from California?  Where have I seen this before?

[Pato del Muerto 52321]

I like the guy that’s hopeful that they go 2-2 in their toughest games, and completely assumes that they will go 4-0 in their next toughest games, which at worst have the same chances for their opponents they aggy has against the top 4. 

Whatever the odds of them going 2-2 vs Clemson, bama, LSU and Georgia, the odds are similar that they go 2-2 vs auburn, MSU, ole miss, and scarolina. 

[Rickylovesweed 14154]

4 minutes ago, Terry Silver said:

So aggy thinks they will get a highly rated recruit from California?  Where have I seen this before?

For a highly ranked recruit, Ngata really doesn't have a lot of committable offers from blue blood types. A&M is battling ASU, Utah and Oklahoma State for Ngata. I think that's why Texas was kicking the tires with Ngata before Bijan committed. 

I won't be surprised if A&M wins that recruitment. They aren't battling the type schools you would think for a composite 100 recruit. 

Edited August 6, 2019 by Rickylovesweed

[Tex Pete 20136]

24 minutes ago, BigBenBamboozle said:

Bijan allowing us to witness the Evans-aggy roller coaster from afar is just *chef's kiss*

[sushihorn 3233]

32 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Why, because it means he has to pay his accountant overtime?

I swear, just when you think people in maroon can't get any dumber, they manage to impress.

You think you've idiot-proofed everything.  Then they go and build a better idiot...

[texifornia 56434]

[RomaVicta 29756]

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Probably helps with Wheaton next cycle

 

Wait'll next year!

Failure this year just means we're due for success next year!

Whoop!

[Redneck Mutha 7923]

16 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

That BBQ must have been a huge bust. 

Where there's liquid smoke, there's fire! 

#LitStation #boiledbrisket #thePriceiswrongbirtches

[Machinator 32097]

Ah, now that they're back to thinking they're not getting Evans it's all aboard the Wheaton train again.

[Orange&White 5516]

42 minutes ago, Machinator said:

How does the Lindberg Effect compare to the Gunnell Effect?

The Gunnell effect is slightly stronger than the Lindberg effect, but both are weak when compared to Starkelmotion.

[Pato del Muerto 52321]

9 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

 

Wait'll next year!

Failure this year just means we're due for success next year!

Whoop!

Missing on sanders and Cain means we should be able to land Evans next cycle!

[Hiphopopotamos 20865]

8 minutes ago, Orange&White said:

The Gunnell effect is slightly stronger than the Lindberg effect, but both are weak when compared to Starkelmotion.

Are you forgetting the Blumrick surge?  All.  District.

Edited August 6, 2019 by Hiphopopotamos
A word. I forgot it.

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

6 minutes ago, Orange&White said:

The Gunnell effect is slightly stronger than the Lindberg effect, but both are weak when compared to Starkelmotion.

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

3 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Are forgetting the Blumrick surge?  All.  District.

Damn straight. Beware the Man Bun.

[RomaVicta 29756]

13 minutes ago, Redneck Mutha said:

Where there's liquid smoke, there's fire! 

#LitStation #boiledbrisket #thePriceiswrongbirtches

Don't forget the chicken and margarine soup! Just looking at the picture raises you cholesterol makes you kind of sick.

[sushihorn 3233]

9 minutes ago, Orange&White said:

The Gunnell effect is slightly stronger than the Lindberg effect, but both are weak when compared to Starkelmotion.

None of them are strong enough to overcome terminal Tellocity.

[Orange&White 5516]

Just now, sushihorn said:

None of them are strong enough to overcome terminal Tellocity.

Whoa! I will admit, I forgot that one.

[Here’s the deal 114]

1 hour ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Maybe Bama' will drop George and he'll end up at aggy with Banks lulz.

I was wondering the same thing, but as of now, he’s their highest rated OL in this class.

[Here’s the deal 114]

38 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Ah, now that they're back to thinking they're not getting Evans it's all aboard the Wheaton train again.

And they’ll most certainly “ratchet up the sales pitch”.  That should do the trick.

[Tex Pete 20136]

23 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

Don't forget the chicken and margarine soup! Just looking at the picture raises you cholesterol makes you kind of sick.

May explain why they haven't ended up with a bunch of commits after the BBQ. And why a bunch of recruits haven't been able to leave the toilet since the BBQ.

 

[texifornia 56434]

1 minute ago, Here’s the deal said:

And they’ll most certainly “ratchet up the sales pitch”.  That should do the trick.

Doesn't always work. Sounds like they went super hard-sell with Princely and Eaton and neither particularly enjoyed it.

[Here’s the deal 114]

2 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Doesn't always work. Sounds like they went super hard-sell with Princely and Eaton and neither particularly enjoyed it.

Maybe they ratcheted when they should have wrenched.

[Deej 76510]

They should probably think about having recruits visit off campus and in some other town. 

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

9 minutes ago, Deej said:

They should probably think about having recruits visit off campus and in some other town. 

So, I was scrolling through some .gifs, looking for a joke to match up to this lovely suggestion, when I ran across the New York Post's article on Thomas Johnson. How fucked up is aggy, that even being a psychopathic madman is not enough to get you your own headline? "Johnny this! Johnny that! Johnny, Johnny, Johnny!"

[SHOOTER12 8787]

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

SECSECSEC BBQBBQBBQ Hahahaha, burn dem ribs bitches.  If you can't even do Cue right, how the hell are you going to run a successful program?

[Burt Macklin 18988]

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

There's the Lindberg connection! Also everything is fine because Achane is committing and he's totally workhorse back material

InB4 the first aggy comment saying Ty Jordan is too small for the SEC while they laud their pick up of workhorse back Devon Achane.

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

4 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

SECSECSEC BBQBBQBBQ Hahahaha, burn dem ribs bitches.  If you can't even do Cue right, how the hell are you going to run a successful program?

tOSU fucks up chili, but they've still got some nice hardware.

No, aggy would be pathetic even if their BBQ didn't suck.

[Viper 12011]

37 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Doesn't always work. Sounds like they went super hard-sell with Princely and Eaton and neither particularly enjoyed it.

Right, they just need to do the opposite and go with a super hard-buy

[Ricky's one-hitter 9084]

Nvm

Edited August 6, 2019 by Ricky's one-hitter

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