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Neonmoon
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Just to recap Five Star WR and Aggy commit Demond Demas wanted to transfer from North Forest High School to Tomball High School. He stated it was to better his living situation, and not for athle

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Hey everyone, just got back from Baton Rouge. I was taking my stepson there for an orientation (he got his GED and only qualified for Blinn, aggy, and LSU) and got to hang out with some of the local f

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Been traveling - so reading on the phone is a bitch. Has this perfect nugget been posted yet? It’s like he senses the truths — but they can’t stop the Jimbomentum in his aggy heart. 
So. Delicious. 
 
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This is someone that thinks they understand football, but absolutely do not. One does not simply “slide over to tackle”. The phrase may be used from tackle to guard, but guard to tackle is not real life.
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Burt Macklin

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21 minutes ago, golfclap said:

Been traveling - so reading on the phone is a bitch. Has this perfect nugget been posted yet? It’s like he senses the truths — but they can’t stop the Jimbomentum in his aggy heart. 

So. Delicious. 

 

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I’m sure a true freshman who’s taken basically 0 snaps at OT could move there with relative ease if a single injury occurs.

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21 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

I’m sure a true freshman who’s taken basically 0 snaps at OT could move there with relative ease if a single injury occurs.

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Stupid sip.

Recruits dont enroll at Texum unless they SEC ready.  Green by default is SEC ready. Its a mindset that you couldnt understand

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Neonmoon

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1 hour ago, golfclap said:

Been traveling - so reading on the phone is a bitch. Has this perfect nugget been posted yet? It’s like he senses the truths — but they can’t stop the Jimbomentum in his aggy heart. 

So. Delicious. 

 

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Green and Reed. Two guys with zero snaps in a real game starting on OL

Yep. I don’t see any problems with that. 

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1 hour ago, golfclap said:

Been traveling - so reading on the phone is a bitch. Has this perfect nugget been posted yet? It’s like he senses the truths — but they can’t stop the Jimbomentum in his aggy heart. 

So. Delicious. 

 

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No dipshit, Green is a potential All SEC at OG.

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Anyone got that full article from Tarp?

The DL can't get pressure, which is causing the DBs to look worse than they are.

Of course, the DL can't get pressure against this unit is telling.

Moore - OT (758)

Hocker - OG (981)

Prater - C (1117)

K. Green - OG (15)

C. Green - OT (1164)

Those are their national ranks in "()."

After the 1st team OL, there is nothing and the DL is getting pressure galore against them. The LB's seem faster.

Apparently there is no time table for when Blades will be able to play.

Calzada has looked the best of the backup QBs, but he may still RS. (Holy fuck, they are screwed more than his last FSU team if Mond goes down).

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sushihorn

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1 hour ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:


This is someone that thinks they understand football, but absolutely do not. One does not simply “slide over to tackle”. The phrase may be used from tackle to guard, but guard to tackle is not real life.

1 hour ago, Redneck Mutha said:

Plug and play.

 

This obviously works in their world.  You know the one with controllers and cheat codes...

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9 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

The DL can't get pressure, which is causing the DBs to look worse than they are.

Of course, the DL can't get pressure against this unit is telling.

Moore - OT (758)

Hocker - OG (981)

Prater - C (1117)

K. Green - OG (15)

C. Green - OT (1164)

Those are their national ranks in "()."

After the 1st team OL, there is nothing and the DL is getting pressure galore against them. The LB's seem faster.

Apparently there is no time table for when Blades will be able to play.

Calzada has looked the best of the backup QBs, but he may still RS. (Holy fuck, they are screwed more than his last FSU team if Mond goes down).

Prater or McCollum is going to be a huge down grade from McCoy.

Hocker is a JAG.  Dan Moore is really a Guard and is not good at pass-pro.

Carson Green seems OK.

Who the hell are the backup OT's??

The DL can't get pressure when you have DT's at DE.  Michael Clemons has never played any significant minutes and was a project coming out of JUCO.

They better hope Hines and Johnson stay healthy at LB.

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2 hours ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:


This is someone that thinks they understand football, but absolutely do not. One does not simply “slide over to tackle”. The phrase may be used from tackle to guard, but guard to tackle is not real life.

what was it like being on the spirit squad in high school?

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2 hours ago, golfclap said:

Been traveling - so reading on the phone is a bitch. Has this perfect nugget been posted yet? It’s like he senses the truths — but they can’t stop the Jimbomentum in his aggy heart. 

So. Delicious. 

 

BC81-D5-B2-4-A70-4-A41-AEE8-52077131-F9-

 

They have depth at guard but not tackle, but their best tackle prospect can’t play tackle because he has to be a guard? That’s this poster’s statement?

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1 hour ago, texifornia said:

"We beat Bama at home because we should". With recruiting cratering, all their rollercoaster energy is fixated on that big four stretch.

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THIS MY FRIENDS is peak tripping balls on bathtub lsd and peyote.   No way in fuck anyone with any mental faculties believes this shit.  The area 51 raid has a higher chance of being successful than this shit 

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3 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

THIS MY FRIENDS is peak tripping balls on bathtub lsd and peyote.   No way in fuck anyone with any mental faculties believes this shit.  The area 51 raid has a higher chance of being successful than this shit 

"We were somewhere around College Station, on the edge of the pine curtain, when the drugs began to take hold."

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2 hours ago, HtownHorn said:

The DL can't get pressure, which is causing the DBs to look worse than they are.

Of course, the DL can't get pressure against this unit is telling.

Moore - OT (758)

Hocker - OG (981)

Prater - C (1117)

K. Green - OG (15)

C. Green - OT (1164)

Those are their national ranks in "()."

After the 1st team OL, there is nothing and the DL is getting pressure galore against them. The LB's seem faster.

Apparently there is no time table for when Blades will be able to play.

Calzada has looked the best of the backup QBs, but he may still RS. (Holy fuck, they are screwed more than his last FSU team if Mond goes down).

In all fairness, our starting OL had worse national rankings than that.

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9 minutes ago, Atticus said:

In all fairness, our starting OL had worse national rankings than that.

Okafor 277

Braun 442

Kerstetter 619

Shack 1050

Cosmi 1123

The median rank for them (981) and us (619) are comparable. I think we can agree that they are helped less protecting their passer with their #1 rated guy at #15 Green than we are with our lowest rated, #1123 Cosmi.

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"We beat Bama at home because we should". With recruiting cratering, all their rollercoaster energy is fixated on that big four stretch.
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Vegas is basically giving them free money.

Hey, one of you texags posters that reads this have somebody screen shot your $500 wager on beating Clemson, alabama, georgia, Auburn, or lsu. Everybody on TA seems to think the -15 for clemson is dumb, so that is free money. DO IT.

If it is done it will be screen capped here, but I 100% expect no response.
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