Jimbo 2020: Strangers with Candi

[texifornia 56976]

41 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

there was no way for me to get a photo, but the Aggy football equipment truck is broke down at the side of I 20 right now

The metaphor. It's too easy. God is just up there tempting us.

[westexhorn 2020]

i wonder how many times do the aggies mention SEC

[Lobwedgephil 1139]

1 hour ago, Gil Bang said:

there was no way for me to get a photo, but the Aggy football equipment truck is broke down at the side of I 20 right now

I feel like you've let a lot of people down. 

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

1 hour ago, Gil Bang said:

there was no way for me to get a photo, but the Aggy football equipment truck is broke down at the side of I 20 right now

add to Pile of Excuses

[Gil Bang 25960]

9 hours ago, Lobwedgephil said:

I feel like you've let a lot of people down. 

Me too. At first I didn’t realize what it was. I saw a truck broken down at the side of the road as I was driving by doing 70,  and I say to myself "why does the trailer have an SEC logo on the back"?

This was in Alabama, about 100 miles outside of Atlanta

Edited September 6, 2019 by Gil Bang

[Ricky's one-hitter 9116]

4 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

an SEC logo on the back

This is equivalent to the misfit kid who puts a camo browning sticker on his Colorado to fit in

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

45 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

Me too. At first I didn’t realize what it was. I saw a truck broken down at the side of the road as I was driving by doing 70 in a 50 myself why does the trailer have an SEC logo on the back?

This was in Alabama, about 100 miles outside of Atlanta

I'm a little surprised it was at least headed in the correct direction

[C-Man 27230]

2 hours ago, Doc Reeves said:

That guy fucks

 

 

...old dudes his fist

FIFY

[MonkeyDoughnut 10250]

3 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

there was no way for me to get a photo, but the Aggy football equipment truck is broke down at the side of I 20 right now

Are we sure it just wasn't slow and out of position?

[Pato del Muerto 52506]

1 hour ago, Gil Bang said:

Me too. At first I didn’t realize what it was. I saw a truck broken down at the side of the road as I was driving by doing 70 in a 50 myself why does the trailer have an SEC logo on the back?

This was in Alabama, about 100 miles outside of Atlanta

The sec logo didn’t immediately register as aggy in some form?

[Caddox 952]

17 hours ago, texifornia said:

Daddy's home

I want to laugh, but the delusion is so out of control that it just makes me uncomfortable. This person gets to vote.

[Horndog 2228]

4 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

there was no way for me to get a photo, but the Aggy football equipment truck is broke down at the side of I 20 right now

So they won't lose, just ran out of gas.  

[Scholz 11943]

Wonder how many times the aggy cuboid O line fatlumps get called for holding when they're being overrun and sucking wind?

[Saint Tacky 1614]

2 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

[W]hy does the trailer have an SEC logo on the back?

Just the back?

[Orange&White 5528]

1 hour ago, Saint Tacky said:

Just the back?

Any man that would paint his truck like that would wear feathers to a Minister's funeral.

[Gut Wagon 8079]

22 hours ago, texifornia said:

They're really having a think on our game over there

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Highly abridged translation: "We're horrified by the very real possibility that tu actually is pretty good, and getting better."

[cafe society 2871]

10 hours ago, Fud said:

I don't see a lot of value in it. There's the risk of Jimbo slowing down the game to limit overall possessions, and then backdooring at the end. Clemson could blow them out of the water if they're trying to make a statement, but it seems like they don't typically do that in the season. 

Would that not mean Jimbo concedes from the outset?  Their only shot is if Mond has a preternatural game and Clemson gets doped beforehand.  I see an outcome along the lines of Cemson 41, aggy 17.

[Fud 9552]

2 hours ago, cafe society said:

Would that not mean Jimbo concedes from the outset?  Their only shot is if Mond has a preternatural game and Clemson gets doped beforehand.  I see an outcome along the lines of Cemson 41, aggy 17.

That’s how some of their big games last year went 

[Cairn Horn88 8265]

6 hours ago, Saint Tacky said:

Just the back?

Is this Reveille's ride?

[lemonandaturd 4285]

aggy should have taken Preston Stone, he looks like a poor man's JF.  

[Treefidy 1467]

6 hours ago, Saint Tacky said:

Just the back?

Wow.  They have a truck dedicated to moving their O-Line?  I see the SEC on their jerseys but can't quite make out their numbers.  

[markstanco 12577]

I want to laugh, but the delusion is so out of control that it just makes me uncomfortable. This person gets to vote.

It so reads like a troll post.

[Goodman 3273]

On 9/4/2019 at 7:49 PM, texifornia said:

Daddy's home

I think aggy still plays Genesis Bill Walsh CFB, do they understand that a physical game favors Clemson's ridiculous depth? Only chance they have is for Mond to play like he never has and Lawrence to give them 3 picks. Officials aren't going to bail them out at Clemson.

Edited September 6, 2019 by Goodman

[SHOOTER12 8810]

21 hours ago, Player said:

Busted flat in Shreveport. Waiting for a brain. 

FTFY

[Texasrocks 2134]

15 hours ago, cafe society said:

Would that not mean Jimbo concedes from the outset?  Their only shot is if Mond has a preternatural game and Clemson gets doped beforehand.  I see an outcome along the lines of Cemson 41, aggy 17.

If I had to spend 3 hours in close proximity to that many aggies, I'd probably self medicate too. Although something tells me aggy has experience doping others.

[irishtexan 11519]

There was a shit pile of those goobers at ABIA this morning headed to watch their fighting Texum Aggies get curb stomped by Clemson in person. A fucking family of dorks all had on shirts that said: “Clemson. Just another ugly shade of orange”. One guy had on a maroon shirt with no A&M logo. Just the SEC logo.

[bizzle 1153]

1 minute ago, irishtexan said:

There was a shit pile of those goobers at ABIA this morning headed to watch their fighting Texum Aggies get curb stomped by Clemson in person. A fucking family of dorks all had on shirts that said: “Clemson. Just another ugly shade of orange”. One guy had on a maroon shirt with no A&M logo. Just the SEC logo.

say hi to me next time coward.

[golfclap 6903]

5 minutes ago, bizzle said:

say hi to me next time coward.

He clearly said ABIA not YVR, FFS. 

[bizzle 1153]

1 minute ago, golfclap said:

He clearly said ABIA not YVR, FFS. 

you sweet thing, this week was dfw-jac-dfw, which will be followed shortly by dal-ceu-dal, where maybe WE'LL win by seventeen and a half.

[DaysOff 7951]

You won't. At all.

[Terry Silver 219]

I remember the good ole Fran days when aggy would get hyped up to play a big out of conference game or bowl game, only to break records of futility that had been set the previous year. 

[Pato del Muerto 52506]

3 minutes ago, Terry Silver said:

I remember the good ole Fran days when aggy would get hyped up to play a big out of conference game or bowl game, only to break records of futility that had been set the previous year. 

And then pay for an email about it. 

[UDontKnow 10447]

33 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

And then pay for an email about it. 

Isn't that what ultimately did him in? That secret paid e-mail newsletter?

[Shaggy3.0 1695]

Isn't that what ultimately did him in? That secret paid e-mail newsletter?

Fran was stealing dimes from Looch. Cant have that. He had to go. Aggy goobers only need one info minister.




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[Ricky's one-hitter 9116]

CB for Achane to aggy from Biddy (Arkansas). May be getting close to pulling the trigger. 

[BabaYaga 15299]

54 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

Isn't that what ultimately did him in? That secret paid e-mail newsletter?

That was the "excuse".  His record did him in.  77-0 did him in.  Ags just needed something to justify cutting ties and getting on the Sleep-Sherm train!

[Neonmoon 38129]

8 minutes ago, BabaYaga said:

That was the "excuse".  His record did him in.  77-0 did him in.  Ags just needed something to justify cutting ties and getting on the Sleep-Sherm train!

This. They used the email to avoid paying the buyout. Because they’re cheap pussies 

[HtownHorn 14690]

20 minutes ago, BabaYaga said:

That was the "excuse".  His record did him in.  77-0 did him in.  Ags just needed something to justify cutting ties and getting on the Sleep-Sherm train!

Still can't believe he left Bama, coming off a 10 win season, for aggy. Shows you the cyclical things about college football. In 2002, the Big 12 was the premiere conference in college football.

From 2000-2005, a Big 12 team played in 5(2-3 record) out of the 6 BCS championship games.

[TexasMan 10891]

You can just skip around everywhere for the unbridled optimism. 

Gabe Bock: "Leon O'Neal will get 2 picks and hold Etienne to under 100 yards rushing" 

Here's Looch's rambling delusions about Texas though from 1:00:45 - 1:10:00:

"It doesn't matter what Texas does in their game v LSU... BUT, if aggy wins and Texas loses, it's a wrap for the state... unless Texas goes undefeated after that and goes to the CFP"(???) 

And of course, he has aggy winning 31-23.

 

At 1:33:00, the McKinney brothers come in to have their mouth breathing takes as well. 

 

http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/TexAgsRadio/~5/W9Lr7sT89wA/0121407-xogw.mp3

 

[Chuckie Finster 22694]

10 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

You can just skip around everywhere for the unbridled optimism. 

Gabe Bock: "Leon O'Neal will get 2 picks and hold Etienne to under 100 yards rushing" 

Here's Looch's rambling delusions about Texas though from 1:00:45 - 1:10:00:

"It doesn't matter what Texas does in their game v LSU... BUT, if aggy wins and Texas loses, it's a wrap for the state... unless Texas goes undefeated after that and goes to the CFP"(???) 

And of course, he has aggy winning 31-23.

 

At 1:33:00, the McKinney brothers come in to have their mouth breathing takes as well. 

 

http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/TexAgsRadio/~5/W9Lr7sT89wA/0121407-xogw.mp3

 

Not listening to it, but if he is relying on safeties to stop the run game.. then uh, I have some bad news for him.

[Ricky's one-hitter 9116]

3 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Not listening to it, but if he is relying on safeties to stop the run game.. then uh, I have some bad news for him.

.........careful

[Pato del Muerto 52506]

2 minutes ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

.........careful

Their defense isn’t our defense 

[Elmer_Fudd 22259]

20 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

You can just skip around everywhere for the unbridled optimism. 

Gabe Bock: "Leon O'Neal will get 2 picks and hold Etienne to under 100 yards rushing" 

Here's Looch's rambling delusions about Texas though from 1:00:45 - 1:10:00:

"It doesn't matter what Texas does in their game v LSU... BUT, if aggy wins and Texas loses, it's a wrap for the state... unless Texas goes undefeated after that and goes to the CFP"(???) 

And of course, he has aggy winning 31-23.

 

At 1:33:00, the McKinney brothers come in to have their mouth breathing takes as well. 

 

http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/TexAgsRadio/~5/W9Lr7sT89wA/0121407-xogw.mp3

 

This is great stuff.  

If Texas wins and aggy loses no big deal.  Trust in Jimbo.

If aggy wins and Texas loses it's over.  Texas is done.  Jimbo will own the state going forward.

[Fondren & Main 6718]

19 hours ago, cafe society said:

Would that not mean Jimbo concedes from the outset?  Their only shot is if Mond has a preternatural game and Clemson gets doped beforehand.  I see an outcome along the lines of Cemson 41, aggy 17.

I like the use of the word preternatural here!

[Beau Vine 54238]

1 hour ago, TexasMan said:

You can just skip around everywhere for the unbridled optimism. 

Gabe Bock: "Leon O'Neal will get 2 picks and hold Etienne to under 100 yards rushing" 

Here's Looch's rambling delusions about Texas though from 1:00:45 - 1:10:00:

"It doesn't matter what Texas does in their game v LSU... BUT, if aggy wins and Texas loses, it's a wrap for the state... unless Texas goes undefeated after that and goes to the CFP"(???) 

And of course, he has aggy winning 31-23.

 

At 1:33:00, the McKinney brothers come in to have their mouth breathing takes as well. 

 

http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/TexAgsRadio/~5/W9Lr7sT89wA/0121407-xogw.mp3

 

"Really, it's a bigger game for Clemson." "They're the ones who should be nervous going into the game tomorrow."

Edited September 6, 2019 by Beau Vine

[Terry Silver 219]

How many people remember the 2007 aggy vs Miami game?  The game was on September 20, Aggy was at the height of the rollercoaster.  Miami quickly took a 24-0 lead en route to embarrassing aggy in front of a national audience yet again. 

This game has a similar feel to that Miami game.  The hype, the rollercoaster, etc.

[fattyflattie 4639]

I attended that game with some aggy friends.  Was LOL. 

[UDontKnow 10447]

23 minutes ago, Terry Silver said:

How many people remember the 2007 aggy vs Miami game?  The game was on September 20, Aggy was at the height of the rollercoaster.  Miami quickly took a 24-0 lead en route to embarrassing aggy in front of a national audience yet again. 

This game has a similar feel to that Miami game.  The hype, the rollercoaster, etc.

 

18 minutes ago, fattyflattie said:

I attended that game with some aggy friends.  Was LOL. 

https://www.espn.com/college-football/game?gameId=272632390

They were down 31-0 while being quarterbacked by Jerrod Johnson who was 10x better than Vince Young.

[MuellerHorn 4253]

2 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

 

https://www.espn.com/college-football/game?gameId=272632390

They were down 31-0 while being quarterbacked by Jerrod Johnson who was 10x better than Vince Young.

JJ had a passing TD on two attempts, but yes, aggy got embarassed, nonetheless.

During the 2007 football season Johnson backed up junior Stephen McGee at quarterback. He took 20 snaps the entire season, and 13 of those 20 were running plays. He compiled 161 all-purpose yards for five touchdowns.^[2]

 

[Sir Ulrich 5187]

24 minutes ago, Terry Silver said:

How many people remember the 2007 aggy vs Miami game?  The game was on September 20, Aggy was at the height of the rollercoaster.  Miami quickly took a 24-0 lead en route to embarrassing aggy in front of a national audience yet again. 

This game has a similar feel to that Miami game.  The hype, the rollercoaster, etc.

This was my first college game to attend. I went with a group from school and it was glorious.