Jimbo 2020: Strangers with Candi

[texifornia 59,085]

Mas - "A&M has been stagnate"

Spoiler

 

[Walden Ponderer 12,639]

49 minutes ago, Laxtonto said:

It is still sad that if this is the case, they are taking the DL coach's son over him...

Price is exactly like Omeire. Except that he's shorter and not as strong. He's just as slow, though, so he has that going for him.

[Elmer_Fudd 23,037]

Surprised Jimbo kept Chef Price.  Dude is getting owned by Giles this cycle.

[MonkeyDoughnut 10,812]

After Omeire flip... am I only one that reads that as..."yeah, can't blame him, but I'm looking at other SEC schools" 😁

[Hiphopopotamos 21,192]

SEC only one that can get him qualified?

[Walden Ponderer 12,639]

3 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

SEC only one that can get him qualified?

I took it to mean that was his contractual obligation, but I can see it this way, too.

[Elmer_Fudd 23,037]

6 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

After Omeire flip... am I only one that reads that as..."yeah, can't blame him, but I'm looking at other SEC schools" 😁

(Other ones) also includes the Tomball district.

[crash_davis 23,470]

10 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

After Omeire flip... am I only one that reads that as..."yeah, can't blame him, but I'm looking at other SEC schools" 😁

apparently he can't play in high school either.  he truly is all in for SEC, SEC, SEC.

someone needs to ask him who's going to throw him the ball?

[BabaYaga 15,632]

3 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

(Other ones) also includes the Tomball district.

[texifornia 59,085]

Gird your loins - "our staff CLOSES strong"

Spoiler

 

Edited September 20, 2019 by texifornia

[texifornia 59,085]

Wait a sec, we literally never rotate our WRs... is that normal? - "Wow! I really thought he wasn't scared of the SEC! Really thought he was SEC caliber."

Spoiler

 

[texifornia 59,085]

Gosh Texas has a such a big advantage with that creampuff schedule. Ok, ya, sure.

Spoiler

 

[Caddox 952]

Don't care, have Price. 

[HtownHorn 15,235]

1 hour ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

If they lose this weekend and another besides Bama', UGA, and LSU, I bet a lot of the OOS commits start to have 2nd thoughts and look around.  On the flip side most of the OOS commits are bread.

I wonder if Elko would be interested in the Rutgers job, and take those Jersey DL with him?

[Mitch Cumsteen 19,007]

 

Quote

We have to get over the Texas schedule. They have to work very hard not to win ten games every year because the big xii sucks.

Gawd I love the aggies. Like I said before, their talking about how bad the big 12 is and how easy it is to win, will never stop being funny.

Number of years Texas A&M was in the Big 12: 16.

Number of 10 win seasons while they were in the Big 12: 1

Number of years Texas A&M has been in the mighty SEC: 8

Number of 10 win seasons during their SEC years: 1

[HtownHorn 15,235]

47 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Surprised Jimbo kept Chef Price.  Dude is getting owned by Giles this cycle.

His only win is Leal, which is a big one but Giles has owned him in the past 3 cycles.

Ossai, Coburn, Ojomo, Warren, Sweat, Broughton, Umanmielen, (Collins) vs Leal.

Edited September 20, 2019 by HtownHorn

[BabaYaga 15,632]

7 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

I wonder if Elko would be interested in the Rutgers job, and take those Jersey DL with him?

Elko is the pearl of that staff.  So it's going to be even more delicious when he leaves next year or after.  

[Fondren & Main 6,905]

2 hours ago, Hanrahan said:

Certainly didn’t take long for them to conclude that Jimbo must’ve pushed him out.

[BabaYaga 15,632]

This coaster has two giant loops - the first will be as their season craters.  The second, will be the slow and inevitable rationale that they were brought in as fodder.  For contract negotiations and recruiting access.  When they are finally at the bottom of the bottle and see themselves as the rest of the country sees them - a mid-tier MS school with deeper pockets.

[Beau Vine 55,897]

 

[Huckleberry 34,751]

Oh they're still talking, alright.

[South Austin 53,277]

1 minute ago, Beau Vine said:

 

Oh, they're talking about aggy.

[Walden Ponderer 12,639]

16 minutes ago, BabaYaga said:

Elko is the pearl of that staff.

You sure about that?

 

Granted, he's the best coach on that staff, but that doesn't mean he's actually, you know... good.

[HtownHorn 15,235]

I think the equally funny aspect of he's afraid of the SEC is aggy believes they have a deeper depth chart at WR than Texas.

Eagles, Epps, and Smith are a better 3 than any 3 that aggy could put on the field this year. They are right, that Herman loves to rotate his WRs, so Omeire is likely to catch some balls next year. 10 WRs have already recorded a catch for Texas vs. 7 for aggy.

[Bodacious Bevo 3,691]

5 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

 

It's probably fair to include his updates

 

[Texasrocks 2,253]

7 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

 

Recruit: I'll be right back, I got to take a dump.

Aggy: See, everyone is talking about us!

[BabaYaga 15,632]

4 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

You sure about that?

 

Granted, he's the best coach on that staff, but that doesn't mean he's actually, you know... good.

Either way, losing him will send them in a tailspin and cause many a dog to hide under the table and many a sheep to cower in fear as the barn door slowly opens....

[Mitch Cumsteen 19,007]

9 minutes ago, BabaYaga said:

When they are finally at the bottom of the bottle and see themselves as the rest of the country sees them - a mid-tier MS school with deeper pockets.

Yeah buddy, I have some bad news for you. They will never see themselves as the rest of the country sees them. That's kind of their whole deal. You think that whole 'outside looking in, inside looking out' shit is made up? They've been in denial for more than a century. A few more years of tripping over their own dicks is not going to change that. No fucking way. That's what makes them so perfectly aggy. They are a bottomless pit of delusion which, by definition obviously, has no bottom. Therefore, they will never actually see bottom. It's like the aggy version of a buddhist koan, but instead of achieving enlightenment, you get to fuck sheep.

[South Austin 53,277]

And did you hear what Jim Rome said about aggy?

[Walden Ponderer 12,639]

3 minutes ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

It's like the aggy version of a buddhist koan, but instead of achieving enlightenment, you get to fuck sheep.

[Chopper 17,453]

27 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

 

They couldn't quite put this one on the wall but I'm told this is on a multimedia display in the aggy hall of champions. 

[sushihorn 3,254]

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

Moar - "if the coaches truly wanted to keep O'meire they would not have lost him."

  Hide contents

 

So how have the managed to NOT lose Jordan Jefferson yet?

[Chopper 17,453]

This seems like a move to ramp up the bids from jawja and bama. Clemson in it, too.

 

 

[texifornia 59,085]

1 minute ago, Chopper said:

This seems like a move to ramp up the bids from jawja and bama. Clemson in it, too.

 

 

It really is an excellent offense for a reliable TE.

[Walden Ponderer 12,639]

4 minutes ago, texifornia said:

It really is an excellent offense for a reliable TE.

That, and the checks seem to still be clearing.

[ShaggyBevo RIP 3,873]

Another event that leans towards Herman is either orchestrating this shit or one of the luckiest SOBs there is.  Flipping the guy they were crowing about beating Texas for, head to head, the day before their big recruiting weekend added to what happened around their pool party time? How many times has a big recruit committed less than 24 hours after aggy landed a commitment?

Edited September 20, 2019 by ShaggyBevo RIP

[Machinator 32,103]

Zach Evans' brother:

 

[texifornia 59,085]

Hi, Billy!

 

[ShaggyBevo RIP 3,873]

59 minutes ago, ShaggyBevo RIP said:

Another event that leans towards Herman is either orchestrating this shit or one of the luckiest SOBs there is.  Flipping the guy they were crowing about beating Texas for, head to head, the day before their big recruiting weekend added to what happened around their pool party time? How many times has a big recruit committed less than 24 hours after aggy landed a commitment?

Never mind- I forgot Billy said this staff is overmatched. 

[Doc Reeves 6,434]

1 hour ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

Yeah buddy, I have some bad news for you. They will never see themselves as the rest of the country sees them. That's kind of their whole deal. You think that whole 'outside looking in, inside looking out' shit is made up? They've been in denial for more than a century. A few more years of tripping over their own dicks is not going to change that. No fucking way. That's what makes them so perfectly aggy. They are a bottomless pit of delusion which, by definition obviously, has no bottom. Therefore, they will never actually see bottom. It's like the aggy version of a buddhist koan, but instead of achieving enlightenment, you get to fuck sheep.

 

Wait... if you fuck enough sheep you don’t attain enlightenment? /aggy

[Goodman 3,283]

29 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Hi, Billy!

 

You know billy is always telling his minions how he is above a twitter spat and has not time for us.....then he immediately responds, every.single.time.

[Walden Ponderer 12,639]

12 minutes ago, Goodman said:

You know billy is always telling his minions how he is above a twitter spat and has not time for us.....then he immediately responds, every.single.time.

What really amuses me is that he doesn't even see the disconnect -- we are more than happy to tear our own staff / players / moms a new one any time we don't think they are up to standard, and happily admit as much, but for aggy, everyone in maroon is the bestest evar, until they aren't in maroon any more.

Sure, pull up the old takes on how bad we thought he was. Pull up the new ones, too, while you're at it, Luigi. 

[deech 2,403]

 

27 minutes ago, Goodman said:

You know billy is always telling his minions how he is above a twitter spat and has not time for us.....then he immediately responds, every.single.time.

 

I didn't see him respond to the Mike guy with rivals who called him a fan.

[Tigersnake 680]

4 hours ago, texifornia said:

This is shockingly well-reasoned

 Has to be a "Flowers for Algernon" type situation. Going to be sad when he watches the test mouse die and he realizes he's going to go back to being aggy.

[Butch Had Not 3,067]

Tom is taking jimbos lunch money just because he can.  Did it with Eaton, Alford, and again with troy. 

 

Edited September 20, 2019 by Butch Had Not
Stupid autocorrect

[Beau Vine 55,897]

 

[Tex Pete 21,522]

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

Hi, Billy!

 

But Billy, the aggies didn’t “get” Omeire a few months ago. Maybe not understanding that is part of aggy’s recruiting problem. You don’t have shit until the player signs on the dotted line.

WRTS, bitch. 

[mdleast 8,524]

He also conveniently avoided answering the question about how he had previously proclaimed that Jimbo was owning Herman.

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20,953]

The effervescent and ebullient Devon Archane makes an astonishing catch with an elan that only he could manage during warm-ups. Kid does it all.
 

 

[Bevo14 8,470]

1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

 

Obviously he's hurting. His aspirations to be an Olympic trainer have hit a wall. This kid would've made Omeire look like Usain Bolt in practice

Edited September 20, 2019 by Bevo14