Jimbo 2020: Strangers with Candi

[Hornlover 8,915]

46 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

So a run in which he is untouched and makes no moves proves he’s a 5 star qb?

Eh, according to his bio, he was recently at UT, and now at ACC. I'd cut the kid some slack for the hyperbole. 

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[Hornlover 8,915]

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[Neonmoon 38,130]

Haynes King and Malik Hornsby are both really good at running and not so great at passing, I wonder why one is rated a 5 star and one is not 

[texifornia 58,780]

1 minute ago, Neonmoon said:

Haynes King and Malik Hornsby are both really good at running and not so great at passing, I wonder why one is rated a 5 star and one is not 

One won a state championship and the other didn't?

[Machinator 32,102]

3 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Haynes King and Malik Hornsby are both really good at running and not so great at passing, I wonder why one is rated a 5 star and one is not 

Katfid is secretly in charge of recruiting rankings?

[Elmer_Fudd 22,949]

9 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Haynes King and Malik Hornsby are both really good at running and not so great at passing, I wonder why one is rated a 5 star and one is not 

Didn't Jimbo say something this week about Mond not running in his offense for some silly reason?  A detriment to the offense or something?

[texifornia 58,780]

2 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Didn't Jimbo say something this week about Mond not running in his offense for some silly reason?  A detriment to the offense or something?

Running is a coverup for not knowing the whole offense. 

https://www.houstonchronicle.com/sports/texas-sports-nation/college/article/Why-isn-t-Kellen-Mond-tucking-and-trucking-14468909.php

[BigVegasHorn26 630]

Has Jimbo ever utilized a dual threat?  Even with the more athletic kids he’s had at the position, seems like he always forces them to play chained to the pocket.  

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[UDontKnow 10,557]

3 minutes ago, BigVegasHorn26 said:

Has Jimbo ever utilized a dual threat?  Even with the more athletic kids he’s had at the position, seems like he always forces them to play chained to the pocket.  

Something a cuck would do.

[TonyTexas 10,682]

Has Jimbo ever utilized a dual threat?  Even with the more athletic kids he’s had at the position, seems like he always forces them to play chained to the pocket.  

Winston was the #1 ranked dual threat QB coming out of HS. He rushed for less than 300 yards in his FSU career with a 2/yd per carry average.

[Voluminous Banality 1,160]

2 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

Winston was the #1 ranked dual threat QB coming out of HS. He rushed for less than 300 yards in his FSU career with a 2/yd per carry average.

Per Bilbo's comments the other day, the QB doesn't need to run in his system. The open throws are always there due to the brilliant play design. The QB only runs when he's too stupid to follow instructions.

[Magus Ossis 2,996]

7 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

Winston was the #1 ranked dual threat QB coming out of HS. He rushed for less than 300 yards in his FSU career with a 2/yd per carry average.

You could gain that much by crab walking

[Bevo14 8,468]

1 minute ago, Voluminous Banality said:

Per Bilbo's comments the other day, the QB doesn't need to run in his system. The open throws are always there due to the brilliant play design. The QB only runs when he's too stupid to follow instructions.

He sure recruits a lot of dual threat QBs for a guy that doesn't like running QBs

[Johnny Sack 8,397]

7 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

Winston was the #1 ranked dual threat QB coming out of HS. He rushed for less than 300 yards in his FSU career with a 2/yd per carry average.

That really isn’t Jumbos fault.  Winston was ranked as a dual threat because he’s black. He’s slow (5.0) 40 and a pure pocket passer.  

But to your point, Jimbo has had plenty of dual threat QBs and none run.  

[texifornia 58,780]

Reality keeps spreading beyond the 2%ers

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[Bevo 13,821]

13 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

That really isn’t Jumbos fault.  Winston was ranked as a dual threat because he’s black. He’s slow (5.0) 40 and a pure pocket passer.  

But to your point, Jimbo has had plenty of dual threat QBs and none run.  

There has to be a Jake Smith joke in there somewhere.

[Voluminous Banality 1,160]

45 minutes ago, Bevo said:

There has to be a Jake Smith joke in there somewhere.

Well, get on it then. If anyone can bring the laughs about Jake Smith, it's you.

[texifornia 58,780]

Raw total defense numbers smack. Saying our 2018 DB class was overrated and "they're all hurt lmao". The good stuff.

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[Johnny Sack 8,397]

Our defense gave up three touchdowns to a really good Okie state offense.  Two were due to muffed punts giving a short field.  

Our starters shut out Rice and La Tech

We got lit up by LSU.  I can’t wait until LSU hangs 60 on them.  

[zzz 199]

Their defense will probably always have better numbers due to their plodding offense reducing possessions in the game. 

[Funk Doctor Spock 13,120]

Nm

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[texifornia 58,780]

mmmmm

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[texifornia 58,780]

muahaha

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[Funk Doctor Spock 13,120]

3 minutes ago, texifornia said:

muahaha

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"Fuck aggy football" - banned

[Pato del Muerto 53,330]

How many years in a row do you have to be just barely better than a terrible Arkansas team before you put it together that your team is just barely better than terrible?

[texifornia 58,780]

Oh honey, arky didn't just lose to San DIEGO State. It was much worse than that.

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[TexasMan 11,383]

It doesn't even matter if aggy comes out and scores 50 this half. The damage has been done. The belly aching on texags radio this week will be hilarious. Can't wait to listen. 

[Funk Doctor Spock 13,120]

15 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Oh honey, arky didn't just lose to San DIEGO State. It was much worse than that.

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I don't understand. They lose players and it's fine. If Tee-yew loses players our season is done. Hmmm. 

[texifornia 58,780]

Can we hang onto our recruits?

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[C-Man 27,684]

Can we hang onto our recruits?
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Fess up. Which one of you is Legacy?

[Lobwedgephil 1,146]

Pretty obvious aggy biggest rival is Arkansas,. Damn those were two shitty teams though. 

[Stilicho 1,422]

Today may be the day I overdose.

[South Austin 53,153]

Reports coming out that after the Arkansas game Jimbo got hit in the face with a volleyball during a players fight in the locker room.

[Radical Larry 28,814]

Just now, South Austin said:

Reports coming out that after the Arkansas game Jimbo got hit in the face with a volleyball during a players fight in the locker room.

I believe him, yo. I don't know why, but I do.

[HtownHorn 15,243]

5 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Reports coming out that after the Arkansas game Jimbo got hit in the face with a volleyball during a players fight in the locker room.

and afterwards he watched the team train your mom.

[South Austin 53,153]

Uh, no, that’s not in the reports I’m reading. I think you’re making stuff up.

[DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt 12,301]

It’s hard for me to imagine a scenario where aggy doesn’t pick up momentum on the recruiting front as the season unwinds and they’re sitting comfortably as the best 6-6 win team in the country.

[Scholz 12,301]

Wonder if they’ll still be ranked with 5-6 losses.

[Elmer_Fudd 22,949]

1 minute ago, Scholz said:

Wonder if they’ll still be ranked with 5-6 losses.

I'm not sure they can beat the 2 Mississippi schools or even Muschamp.  They aren't going to be able to run on any of them.

[South Austin 53,153]

1 minute ago, Scholz said:

Wonder if they’ll still be ranked with 5-6 losses.

I don’t see how you keep them out of the Top 50.

[texasstrong12 4,668]

4 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

I'm not sure they can beat the 2 Mississippi schools or even Muschamp.  They aren't going to be able to run on any of them.

Ole Miss should be favored at home. They're 2-2 but they played 2 decent teams down to the wire (Memphis and Cal). Cal was ranked this week and Memphis is 4-0. Ole Miss isn't terrible with a FR QB that's getting better each week. If aggy plays like they did today they will lose to Ole Miss. 

 

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[MIkeHoncho 1,999]

1 hour ago, South Austin said:

Reports coming out that after the Arkansas game Jimbo got hit in the face with a volleyball during a players fight in the locker room.

I was also told by a VERY reliable source with connections Elko was given a wedgie by a young defensive contributor.  No word on if it was atomic or not.  They are starting to skid through the season.  

[RGBIII 23,009]

Surviving Arkansas and being grateful that San Jose state isn’t on the schedule #advantageaggy

[futureman 22,664]

43 minutes ago, Scholz said:

Wonder if they’ll still be ranked with 5-6 losses.

it just means more. 

[Mdhorn 6,153]

2 hours ago, texifornia said:

Can we hang onto our recruits?

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nope--once the season starts, your are what your record says you are.  They aren't a top ten team if they barely survive arkie.  But there's a whoooole lot of football losses left for them this season to show them their true place in the pecking order.  Clue: it isn't in the top 25.  Who knows, maybe they can draw a real armed forces team in a bowl game.

[Sleepyhorn 6]

36 minutes ago, Mdhorn said:

nope--once the season starts, your are what your record says you are.  They aren't a top ten team if they barely survive arkie.  But there's a whoooole lot of football losses left for them this season to show them their true place in the pecking order.  Clue: it isn't in the top 25.  Who knows, maybe they can draw a real armed forces team in a bowl game.

Army would run all over aggy. Real Army >>>> old army.

[WBT 20,879]

5 hours ago, zzz said:

Their defense will probably always have better numbers due to their plodding offense reducing possessions in the game. 

Only the per game numbers.  No one gives a shit about those anymore though...except aggy probably.

[Shaddie 1,684]

2 minutes ago, WBT said:

Only the per game numbers.  No one gives a shit about those anymore though...except aggy probably.

Selective stats are the aggy security blanket. 

[Redneck Mutha 8,158]

6 minutes ago, Sleepyhorn said:

Army would run all over aggy. Real Army >>>> old army.

New army = MIA

[The Earl of Texas 3,211]

2 hours ago, Scholz said:

Wonder if they’ll still be ranked with 5-6 losses.

Best 5-6 loss team in the country, tho