Jimbo 2020: Strangers with Candi

[Doc Reeves 6434]

2 hours ago, texifornia said:

The Spirit of Aggieland is fading, and this poster is partly to blame

I will NOW speak honorably... unless it’s about those fheg sips.

[Doc Reeves 6434]

37 minutes ago, Scholz said:

"We are becoming Texas"*

* without the success

you might want to see a therapist about that...

[Neonmoon 38130]

I love Looch that says A&Ms defense held these teams to low point totals. He’s forgetting Jimbo’s archaic offense is about ball control and giving the opponent less time to score 

[Vertigo 20461]

2 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

I love Looch that says A&Ms defense held these teams to low point totals. He’s forgetting Jimbo’s archaic offense is about ball control and giving the opponent less time to score 

If Bama doesn't score 40+ it will be because Saban took the foot off the gas in the third quarter. 

[texaslong 678]

29 minutes ago, Doc Reeves said:

I will NOW speak honorably... unless it’s about those fheg sips.

Exactly. 

[GotThatFire 166]

2 hours ago, texifornia said:

The Spirit of Aggieland is fading, and this poster is partly to blame

[golfclap 6903]

Not sure where exactly to post this one, but I know it MUST be posted. 

DeadSolidPrfct with a fucking gem. 

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2021 Fight'n Texas Aggies

There may be some position changes and class adjustments, but this now seems to be a realistic possibility.

Is this a championship quality starting lineup? I think so.

 

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There's 9 people on that short list who have not even verbally committed to us, let alone signed yet.

and Tarp takes a shit on them all for moving the goalposts .. 

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Way too many sophs to make a championship run that season and that's before you factor in attrition with people going down for injuries, etc. who you've got on there. If any of those OLs go down or don't develop...and at least one of them won't...that's going to be an issue.

Plus, you keep pushing the time line out and not expecting it to impact recruiting...."It's a four year plan....no, it's a five year plan...".

The sense of urgency in the program that we saw in 2018 when everyone's memories of first year problems with Franchione and Sherman has gone out the window. There's value in development and yet that's been replaced by the term "stacking classes" which won't happen if you don't win at a high level.

 

 

Tarp again :: 

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Last year, everyone talked development.

This years, everyone is talking about stacking classes because the development is lacking.

 

 

[cafe society 2902]

2 hours ago, texifornia said:

The Spirit of Aggieland is fading, and this poster is partly to blame

Faithfully submitted, Douglas C. Neidermeyer, Sergeant-at-Arms.

[Jersey Man10 3748]

Yeah, that line stuck out like a sore thumb.
They aren't even remotely becoming Texas. Texas is self-critical in a continuous quest for excellence. Texas fans have been bitching about a bloated athletics administration for a decade, and are ready to flay any coach who mails it in without a second thought. Meanwhile aggy would rather die than admit they've made any mistakes, and make idols of any coach wearing maroon.
The reason there's trophies in one school's hall of fame, and a lost John Travolta in the other, is that only one of those schools is a cult instead of a university.

Lost John Travolta lmao

[cafe society 2902]

"... supports their program with class," said no visiting fan who accompanied their team to Columbus.

[GotThatFire 166]

Brian Williams redshirted? In THAT secondary?

[golfclap 6903]

Just now, GotThatFire said:

Brian Williams redshirted? In THAT secondary?

I think he's projecting a RS because Williams has only played in the Lamar game.

The reality is that Williams scratched all of his 40 times for a reason and his 4.47 shuttle make him slower than our LBs in a straight line and in change-of-direction. He's topped out physically but he's a smart football player. The difference is that Demani Rhichardson is a smart player who is also very big, very fast, and very athletic. Carper appears to have pushed Slo'Neal off the field, so Wiliams is running 3rd team behind Carper and Leon. In THAT secondary. 

It's funny that Demani Richardson isn't on this wish-casted depth chart but Williams and Doyle are. The good stuff. 

[DigglerontheHoof 21516]

These fuckin’ guys.

aggy fan fiction is best fan fiction 

[Carl Spackler 3610]

14 hours ago, texifornia said:

we should go for broke for urban

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To paraphrase another Surly-ite from a few weeks back, it will never not be funny to see a douchenozzle aggy fan (sorry for redundancy) make light of a conference that aggy won a grand total of one time in 16 seasons. 

[BigSwingingD 719]

1 hour ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Yeah, that line stuck out like a sore thumb.

They aren't even remotely becoming Texas. Texas is self-critical in a continuous quest for excellence. Texas fans have been bitching about a bloated athletics administration for a decade, and are ready to flay any coach who mails it in without a second thought. Meanwhile aggy would rather die than admit they've made any mistakes, and make idols of any coach wearing maroon.

The reason there's trophies in one school's hall of fame, and a lost John Travolta in the other, is that only one of those schools is a cult instead of a university.

This is the correct analysis. You nailed it. That is why those dipshits did $75 Million guaranteed. No possible way Jizzbo won't work out.

Can't wait to see what it takes for them to get the next coach.

[RomaVicta 30500]

7 minutes ago, Carl Spackler said:

To paraphrase another Surly-ite from a few weeks back, it will never not be funny to see a douchenozzle aggy fan (sorry for redundancy) make light of a conference that aggy won a grand total of one time in 16 seasons. 

If they'd added an SEC patch to their jerseys while they were in the BDF, they would have been undefeated in the BDF. 

The patch is everything.

Edited September 30, 2019 by RomaVicta
It should be jersies instead of jerseys. I have no remorse.

[Elmer_Fudd 22949]

Remember the LB from Missouri that aggy has penciled in in its class?  Doyle?  SEC rant recruiting thread says he had a kid 2 weeks ago.  May end up staying close to home.

[Pato del Muerto 53329]

I had a 5 year plan because I had a 5 year contract. If I’d had a 3 year contract, I’d have had a 3 year plan.  -John McCay, Tampa bay bucs coach. 

Well aggy, you gave jimbo a 10 year contract, so you’re only on year 2 of his 10 year plan. What incentive does he have to push himself?

[Leanderman 2352]

gomers will be like Chairman Mao next year, with the "Great Leap Forward". Put it on the wall.

[Funk Doctor Spock 13120]

4 hours ago, texifornia said:

We need to advance the culture of our school to be more like Ohio State

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My favorite - "Aggies love tradition, but we need more". How much more turdition do the morons need?

[TexasMan 11383]

In the 1st hour of texags radio, Gabe and Olin were treating it like a post mortem. It felt like a loss to them, how they were breaking it down. 

Then the mood seemed to change in the 2nd hour onward. That if you think Kellen Mond is a problem, "you just don't know football." That if you just have 1 or 2 plays go your way here and there, that they win by 18+ points, while still needing to improve in areas. 

And it just so happened that when that narrative started changing in the 2nd hour - one William Liucci had come on the show the rest of the way to give his thoughts about the gamr. Hmmm. Funny how that works. 

One of the funniest lines from Looch in this: "If I could have bet all the money I had, I would have bet that A&M wouldn't have covered that line Saturday. Guaranteed. Now I know on Friday's show I officially picked A&M to cover the spread..." LMAO

 

http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/TexAgsRadio/~5/uh6-GEFFqWc/0122539-wahb.mp3

 

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

36 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I had a 5 year plan because I had a 5 year contract. If I’d had a 3 year contract, I’d have had a 3 year plan.  -John McCay, Tampa bay bucs coach. 

Well aggy, you gave jimbo a 10 year contract, so you’re only on year 2 of his 10 year plan. What incentive does he have to push himself?

shit, what does that make the "Hundred Year Decision"....????

[Tex Pete 21393]

2 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

I love Looch that says A&Ms defense held these teams to low point totals. He’s forgetting Jimbo’s archaic offense is about ball control and giving the opponent less time to score 

It's obvious to anyone with a brain who watched that Clemson didn't score a lot of points on aggy because they weren't trying to. They didn't need to. They had basically shut it down by the mid-2nd quarter. Lawrence wasn't very good, either. It certainly wasn't because of some staunch aggy defense. Those rubes believe anything that makes them look better.

[BigVegasHorn26 630]

Just now, Tex Pete said:

It's obvious to anyone with a brain who watched that Clemson didn't score a lot of points on aggy because they weren't trying to. They didn't need to. They had basically shut it down by the mid-2nd quarter. Lawrence wasn't very good, either. It certainly wasn't because of some staunch aggy defense. Those rubes believe anything that makes them look better.

Ross dropped a ton of passes too, including a couple first downs and a likely TD.  

I wouldn’t be surprised if Jimbo was taking some of his $75MM guaranteed and paying these players to shave points to make it look more respectable.  

[golfclap 6903]

attrition at WR for aggy - we knew it was coming  - Roshaud Paul to redshirt per Jimbo's press conference today. So they've still got to lose like 17? something like that. 

[texifornia 58780]

2 minutes ago, golfclap said:

attrition at WR for aggy - we knew it was coming  - Roshaud Paul to redshirt per Jimbo's press conference today. So they've still got to lose like 17? something like that. 

Wouldn't that be the opposite of attrition? Unless you mean in the sense that he's prepping to transfer.

Also, he's been their starting kick returner for a long while. Funny.

[Neonmoon 38130]

3 minutes ago, golfclap said:

attrition at WR for aggy - we knew it was coming  - Roshaud Paul to redshirt per Jimbo's press conference today. So they've still got to lose like 17? something like that. 

Well that still leaves 436 WRs on scholarship

[golfclap 6903]

Just now, texifornia said:

Wouldn't that be the opposite of attrition? Unless you mean in the sense that he's prepping to transfer.

Also, he's been their starting kick returner for a long while. Funny.

Yeah. I'm assuming he's prepping to grad transfer. 

[golfclap 6903]

7 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Wouldn't that be the opposite of attrition? Unless you mean in the sense that he's prepping to transfer.

Also, he's been their starting kick returner for a long while. Funny.

per HammLite ::

Paul was an early enrollee, so I assume he is close to graduating. My guess is he will be a grad transfer somewhere with two years of eligibility remaining.

[Tex Pete 21393]

Paul is a pretty typical aggy player. He played a lot as a freshman, and his PT has dropped every year.

They always throw upperclassmen under the bus. Turdition.

[Fud 9696]

17 minutes ago, golfclap said:

Yeah. I'm assuming he's prepping to grad transfer. 

I think Anias Smith already playing ahead of him did the job 

 

[HtownHorn 15243]

46 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

It's obvious to anyone with a brain who watched that Clemson didn't score a lot of points on aggy because they weren't trying to. They didn't need to. They had basically shut it down by the mid-2nd quarter. Lawrence wasn't very good, either. It certainly wasn't because of some staunch aggy defense. Those rubes believe anything that makes them look better.

Clemson has been hit or miss on offense so far. Lawrence and Etienne haven't found their groove yet.

[Neonmoon 38130]

2 hours ago, TexasMan said:

In the 1st hour of texags radio, Gabe and Olin were treating it like a post mortem. It felt like a loss to them, how they were breaking it down. 

Then the mood seemed to change in the 2nd hour onward. That if you think Kellen Mond is a problem, "you just don't know football." That if you just have 1 or 2 plays go your way here and there, that they win by 18+ points, while still needing to improve in areas. 

And it just so happened that when that narrative started changing in the 2nd hour - one William Liucci had come on the show the rest of the way to give his thoughts about the gamr. Hmmm. Funny how that works. 

One of the funniest lines from Looch in this: "If I could have bet all the money I had, I would have bet that A&M wouldn't have covered that line Saturday. Guaranteed. Now I know on Friday's show I officially picked A&M to cover the spread..." LMAO

 

http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/TexAgsRadio/~5/uh6-GEFFqWc/0122539-wahb.mp3

 

I'm swamped at work right now, so I can't get to the transcription but damn. In a few sentences, Looch says they only have a bunch of 2 stars on the O-Line and there is a talent gap going up against Auburn, Clemson, Alabama, even Arkansas... but still says there are mutliple NFL players on the O-Line. It's pretty stunning actually. 

[Johnny Sack 8397]

Just now, Neonmoon said:

I'm swamped at work right now, so I can't get to the transcription but damn. In a few sentences, Looch says they only have a bunch of 2 stars on the O-Line and there is a talent gap going up against Auburn, Clemson, Alabama, even Arkansas... but still says there are mutliple NFL players on the O-Line. It's pretty stunning actually. 

I’m betting those players fared well in the Liucci 44.  

Liucci is one hell of a football mind and talent evaluator.  

[Beau Vine 55816]

18 hours ago, BurntOrangeCrush said:

Believe me, I know no one – myself included – in Maroon and White sees the Hogs as a rival. I imagine that's probably how LSU felt about Texas A&M prior to last season.

[Dennis Taylor 19284]

53 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

I'm swamped at work right now, so I can't get to the transcription but damn. In a few sentences, Looch says they only have a bunch of 2 stars on the O-Line and there is a talent gap going up against Auburn, Clemson, Alabama, even Arkansas... but still says there are mutliple NFL players on the O-Line. It's pretty stunning actually. 

well yes of course, it isn't Jimbo's fault because he doesn't have all his guys and Sumlin was lazy and recruited like shit. But for all you recruits or rubes that are subscribers that might be listening, they'll still go the NFL because SEC. 

That'll be 9.95   

Edited September 30, 2019 by Dennis Taylor

[Sejjr 3250]

How long until Liucci starts following Fisher's lead and blaming the intelligence of the players for aggy's shortcomings? I mean Jimbo is clearly calling and coaching at a National Championship level. If only the players could execute and understand the complexity of his coaching genius, aggy might be undefeated this year.

Edited September 30, 2019 by Sejjr

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

3 minutes ago, Sejjr said:

How long until Liucci starts following Fisher's lead and blaming the intelligence of the players for aggy's shortcomings? I mean Jimbo is clearly calling and coaching at a National Championship level. If only the players could execute and understand the complexity of his coaching genius, aggy might be undefeated this year.

He runs freaking "drills" in camp to have the players line up and then at the whistle, jog to the sideline. How anybody could be fooled into thinking that this guy could "coach" better than a powdered donut is beyond me.

Jimbo Fisher is an arrogant ass, but that could be forgiven, since any good coach worth his salt is more or less an arrogant ass. The problem is, Jimbo is also lazy and stupid. Combined with arrogant, that's a deadly combination.

[texasstrong12 4668]

3 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

It's obvious to anyone with a brain who watched that Clemson didn't score a lot of points on aggy because they weren't trying to. They didn't need to. They had basically shut it down by the mid-2nd quarter. Lawrence wasn't very good, either. It certainly wasn't because of some staunch aggy defense. Those rubes believe anything that makes them look better.

This is true and the fact Clemson kind of looks like ass this year. Trevor Lawrence isn't what most thought he would be. Clemson will still run the table though because they might not play a top 25 team all year. 

[Hornsfan91 181]

Haven’t heard Dylan Wright’s name either 

[Deej 77667]

29 minutes ago, Sejjr said:

How long until Liucci starts following Fisher's lead and blaming the intelligence of the players for aggy's shortcomings? I mean Jimbo is clearly calling and coaching at a National Championship level. If only the players could execute and understand the complexity of his coaching genius, aggy might be undefeated this year.

"Even though they seem so well-spoken, don't let it fool you." - Chin Pubes.

[RabidM 2755]

11 minutes ago, Hornsfan91 said:

Haven’t heard Dylan Wright’s name either 

He's no Demas. I bet he doesn't even have the right hat. 

Edited September 30, 2019 by RabidM

[Dondrysdale1 375]

11 minutes ago, Hornsfan91 said:

Haven’t heard Dylan Wright’s name either 

Because he is wr number 37 in an offense that doesn’t rotate or utilize their recruited depth effectively. Hey he got is 💰 to be there.

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

21 minutes ago, RabidM said:

He's no Demas. I bet he doesn't even have the right hat. 

[Sejjr 3250]

Jimbo is more like Beaker. Especially when you listen to him speak.

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

12 minutes ago, Sejjr said:

Jimbo is more like Beaker. Especially when you listen to him speak.

Hmmm... you may be on to something. Here's Jimbo trying on the hat that goes with those boots he was given:

 

[UDontKnow 10557]

1 hour ago, Hornsfan91 said:

Haven’t heard Dylan Wright’s name either 

[SHOOTER12 8882]

22 hours ago, texifornia said:

we should go for broke for urban

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JHC...fools never, ever learn.  Never quit being you aggy.

[SHOOTER12 8882]

11 hours ago, texifornia said:

The Spirit of Aggieland is fading, and this poster is partly to blame

So,......, once a loser, always a loser?

[Deej 77667]

So $60 million to buy out Jimbo, then Urbs probably would want $120 million fully guaranteed  for ten years...workable. Just need another hurricane so Sharp can steal more rebuilding money.