Jimbo 2020: Strangers with Candi

[Cairn Horn88 8500]

4 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

I think they are down to like 13 or 14 guys still needed to be trapdoored before next season. 

Maybe they’ll bring in Loochi as a DB, since he has all the answers for that s team.

[South Austin 53153]

3 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Maybe they’ll bring in Loochi as a DB, since he has all the answers for that s team.

He already is a DB.  All American. 

[GotThatFire 166]

 I had always thought that when a starting quarterback was knocked out of a game he was allowed to put on a headset. Is that not a thing? 

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

What's really funny to me about Liucci is that there are actually a ton of former aggy players around that town who could be doing his job, and who actually know something about X's, O's, how things actually work, etc., who never even go anywhere near a microphone, but Luigi shows up and he's an instant celebrity and his co-workers bow down to his supposed knowledge.

Jag fan has forgotten more about football than Luigi ever knew.

[Vertigo 20461]

1 hour ago, Neonmoon said:

12:30 - 14:00

Looch: You're up 14-3, you get this huge momentum swing, the endzone interception. You knock Nick Starkel out of the game, little did you know that that might have hurt you, because not only did Hicks play well, but Starkel spent the rest of the game on the headset, which is basically cheating...by Arkansas. You can't do that. No, you can't do that. A&M finally caught on, and I'm sure they've turned it into the SEC. No, you can't sit there and do that. They were doing that during the game. Um...and again, the guy that everyone who rooting for to play well, was sitting there stealing signals from the A&M side. Along with Dabo Sweeney and Clemson , who are the worst at doing it, you know they passed it around. So I think that's something the Aggies have to look at and say how much did Arkansas know? I think the world of Nick Starkel, but on Saturday, he was the enemy. And that's what I've tried to say the whole year leading into that. it. He was going to give a lot of intel before the game, but especially during the game, unless you had completely changed up everything you could in the way of signals. Which is a lot harder than you think when you have young players and guys in some instances takes a while to learn the ones they already have. It's more complicated than the average fan thinks. 

56:15 - 58:15

This is dumb even for Looch standards. 

So Starkel was able to get onto the aggy coaching bandwidth even though he was on the Arkansas sidelines? Ya ok. If that were true then every program in America would be listening in to each other. 

[texifornia 58781]

3 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

So Starkel was able to get onto the aggy coaching bandwidth even though he was on the Arkansas sidelines? Ya ok. If that were true then every program in America would be listening in to each other. 

I think he means that he was stealing signals and relaying them to Hicks. Which... change your signals, dude.

[sunset87 253]

Just now, texifornia said:

I think he means that he was stealing signals and relaying them to Hicks. Which... change your signals, dude.

If they are stupid enough to not change their signals when playing a former QB, then they deserve whatever they got.

[SydneyCarton 49325]

Stealing signals is a part of college football. Literally dozens of articles have been written about it in the past two years, including very recent developments where teams pull out curtains for players and coaches to hide behind to prevent signal stealing. Backup QBs have been on headsets since the invention of headsets. But despite all of these things, mean ole' Arkansas is cheating by stealing signals, nevermind the fact that Fisher and aTm did NONE of the things that coaches do to prevent stealing, such as changing signals, changing/utilizing sideline picture boards, or even hiding in fucking tent forts. 

Sounds like aTm is fucking stupid and loves playing the victim while not doing the bare minimum of work to prevent other teams from walking in and running train on their wife...wait, nevermind. 

[Ricky's one-hitter 9602]

2 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

teams pull out curtains for players and coaches to hide behind to prevent signal stealing

I saw this for the first time on Saturday, forget the game. I thought it was to shade them from the sun for a second but they were already in the shade so I had no idea. Wild times, man. 

[RomaVicta 30500]

2 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

This is dumb even for Looch standards. 

[Pato del Muerto 53330]

5 hours ago, texifornia said:

Ah, one of Linguist's coterie of underachieving CBs: https://247sports.com/player/moses-reynolds-81299/

It’s more of a menagerie. Maybe a retinue. 

[Chuckie Finster 22978]

13 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Stealing signals is a part of college football. Literally dozens of articles have been written about it in the past two years, including very recent developments where teams pull out curtains for players and coaches to hide behind to prevent signal stealing. Backup QBs have been on headsets since the invention of headsets. But despite all of these things, mean ole' Arkansas is cheating by stealing signals, nevermind the fact that Fisher and aTm did NONE of the things that coaches do to prevent stealing, such as changing signals, changing/utilizing sideline picture boards, or even hiding in fucking tent forts. 

Sounds like aTm is fucking stupid and loves playing the victim while not doing the bare minimum of work to prevent other teams from walking in and running train on their wife...wait, nevermind. 

 

This took me literally 30 seconds to google.

Edited October 2, 2019 by Chuckie Finster

[Scholz 12301]

Are we sure that's not just Man Bun's hair barrette?

[SydneyCarton 49325]

1 minute ago, Scholz said:

Are we sure that's not just Man Bun's hair barrette?

Yes. But only because to my knowledge AT&T hasn't made their way yet into the personal grooming industry. YET. 

[Goodman 3280]

1 minute ago, Chuckie Finster said:

This took me literally 30 seconds to google.

[Tex Pete 21393]

25 minutes ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

I saw this for the first time on Saturday, forget the game. I thought it was to shade them from the sun for a second but they were already in the shade so I had no idea. Wild times, man. 

The Baylor-Iowa State game. Baylor was using ridiculously large curtains on PVC pipes.

[GRHorn 105]

Hahahah Looch is such a pussy. Cmon man. Isn’t a coach that’s paid $75 million supposed to be able to handle such curveballs?

[Mikey4 2484]

Fisher and aTm did NONE of the things that coaches do to prevent stealing, such as changing signals

Do we know whether Fisher changed the signals? Looch's outrage implies that Starkel could identify and communicate the signals that A&M was using, but I doubt Looch would have a clue one way or the other.

[SydneyCarton 49325]

9 minutes ago, Mikey4 said:

 

 

Do we know whether Fisher changed the signals? Looch's outrage implies that Starkel could identify and communicate the signals that A&M was using, but I doubt Looch would have a clue one way or the other.

 

He clearly doesn't have a fucking clue of shit, as evidenced by him proclaiming that a quarterback wearing a headset is fucking cheating. I wouldn't think too much on this one. 

Either Fisher didn't change the signals, which makes him a complete fucking idiot. Or he did change the signals, and it's yet another notch in the Liucci dildo or dipshittery. Or both.

 

 

Oddly enough, visually those two cartoon characters are outstanding representations of Tiny Cracker and Mouth Hug Billy

Edited October 2, 2019 by SydneyCarton

[Bamboozled73 341]

Found evidence of starkel stealing signals on sideline

[texaslong 678]

1 hour ago, GRHorn said:

Hahahah Looch is such a pussy. Cmon man. Isn’t a coach that’s paid $75 million supposed to be able to handle such curveballs?

I remember when they were loosing to Auburn at half of the National Championship game and Jimbo told ESPN that Auburn was stealing signals from them. Seems to be a problem with Jimbo. 

Edited October 2, 2019 by texaslong

[ShaggyBevo RIP 3873]

3 hours ago, Noah Fence said:

NCAA Football Playing Rules 1-4-12 (coaches’ phones/headsets/communication devices)

ARTICLE 12. Coaches’ phones, headsets and communication devices are not subject to playing rules penalties before or during the game. a. A conference may develop a policy to provide guidance in handling situations dealing with failure of coaches’ headsets. b. For Division I Football Bowl Subdivision (FBS) football, within game management responsibility, each team may use a maximum of 23 headsets with guidelines as follows: 1. Fifteen (15) of the headsets may be used by countable coaches and graduate assistants for coaching purposes. 2. Three (3) “listen only” headsets may be used in the Coaches Booth by individuals who are full time undergraduate students or are within 10 years of exhaustion of eligibility or, if earlier, college graduation. Only countable coaches, graduate assistants and the three individuals using the “listen only” devices may be in the coaches’ booth. (Exception: One communication technician.) 3. Four (4) of the headsets may only be used by Squad Members or up to four designated full-time undergraduate students.

So, how does all that get interpreted for grad transfer QBs? 

[Deej 77667]

Like it's hard to figure out Jimbo's offense without stealing signals.

[Shaddie 1684]

12 minutes ago, Deej said:

Like it's hard to figure out Jimbo's offense without stealing signals.

1=fastball

2= curveball

3= I got no idea. 

Sounds pretty damn complicated to me. 

[Deej 77667]

Just now, Shaddie said:

1=fastball

2= curveball

3= I got no idea. 

Sounds pretty damn complicated to me. 

1st down = run, burn clock

2nd down = run, burn clock

3rd down = pass, pray it's a 1st down, burn clock.

[Istian 241]

2 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

Stealing signals is a part of college football. Literally dozens of articles have been written about it in the past two years, including very recent developments where teams pull out curtains for players and coaches to hide behind to prevent signal stealing. Backup QBs have been on headsets since the invention of headsets. But despite all of these things, mean ole' Arkansas is cheating by stealing signals, nevermind the fact that Fisher and aTm did NONE of the things that coaches do to prevent stealing, such as changing signals, changing/utilizing sideline picture boards, or even hiding in fucking tent forts. 

Sounds like aTm is fucking stupid and loves playing the victim while not doing the bare minimum of work to prevent other teams from walking in and running train on their wife...wait, nevermind. 

But wait! Not only is Lucci playing the victim, he’s suggesting that Clemson is proactively reaching out to teams on aggy’s schedule to share the stolen signals ahead of their games against them. The fucking complex on these people is astonishing. 

[Newy25 7894]

2 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

When I watched that series I imagined Encino Man was an Aggie. 

[Elmer_Fudd 22949]

Time for @Longhornfrenzy to deliver the goods.  Donnell Harris just got Fong'd to LSU.  Was previously aggy.

[Sejjr 3250]

If it weren't for cheaters or dumb/weak players, Jimbo would be undefeated in his head coaching career. His play-calling and game-planning is THAT good.

Man, I would have loved to read the deposition testimony after Jimbo's wife was stolen from him. I wonder what signals that tennis coach was stealing?

[crash_davis 23465]

57 minutes ago, Istian said:

But wait! Not only is Lucci playing the victim, he’s suggesting that Clemson is proactively reaching out to teams on aggy’s schedule to share the stolen signals ahead of their games against them. The fucking complex on these people is astonishing. 

...because clemson wants to sabotage their strength of schedule and have a squarely middle of the pack secukold team lose games.  

why the fuck would clemson give a shit about a team who is never going to win anything, ever?

[Neonmoon 38130]

9 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Time for @Longhornfrenzy to deliver the goods.  Donnell Harris just got Fong'd to LSU.  Was previously aggy.

[Getafix 29374]

13 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Time for @Longhornfrenzy to deliver the goods.  Donnell Harris just got Fong'd to LSU.  Was previously aggy.

From Fong (per his "sources", and from Harris after his visit) 

- Visited for the NWState game, had a great visit, best so far, great coaches, great atmosphere

- His family built a great relationship with the Ogre on said visit

- Likely to be back for the Florida game

Edited October 3, 2019 by Getafix

[UDontKnow 10557]

2 hours ago, texaslong said:

I remember when they were loosing to Auburn at half of the National Championship game and Jimbo told ESPN that Auburn was stealing signals from them. Seems to be a problem with Jimbo. 

Funny, Jimbo didn't seem to complain when another man was stealing his wife from him.

[Elmer_Fudd 22949]

15 minutes ago, Getafix said:

From Fong (per his "sources", and from Harris after his visit) 

- Visited for the NWState game, had a great visit, best so far, great coaches, great atmosphere

- His family built a great relationship with the Ogre on said visit

- Likely to be back for the Florida game

To Florida game is next week right?  Same day as aggy/Bama'?  Aggy has been expecting him to visit that game for a while.

[Funk Doctor Spock 13120]

27 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Time for @Longhornfrenzy to deliver the goods.  Donnell Harris just got Fong'd to LSU.  Was previously aggy.

Everyone other than aggy tards knew this would probably happen. Spend zero development in B/CS, or go to competent defensive staff? 

[Elmer_Fudd 22949]

Just now, Spider2YBanana said:

Everyone other than aggy tards knew this would probably happen. Spend zero development in B/CS, or go to competent defensive staff? 

Yep.  Think @golfclap said this would happen a while back.

[Funk Doctor Spock 13120]

Just now, Elmer_Fudd said:

Yep.  Think @golfclap said this would happen a while back.

I don't think any one of us are surprised. The most surprising was that he even considered aggy to begin with, but yeah, it wasn't going to happen. @golfclap ahead of the game. 

[Deej 77667]

aggy would be wise to not let recruits visit. 

[Getafix 29374]

6 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

To Florida game is next week right?  Same day as aggy/Bama'?  Aggy has been expecting him to visit that game for a while.

Yupper ... hey, those family relationships forged over NWState game weekends are unbreakable. 

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It's fine. No, really!

[Machinator 32102]

More disagreement on whether this is the knockout blow

[Funk Doctor Spock 13120]

It's hilarious they actually thought they would get a 4/5* recruit from Florida with offers from everyone. Dipshits. I love their failure and sadness, though. 

[Elmer_Fudd 22949]

1 minute ago, Machinator said:

It's fine. No, really!

 

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"Once we secure Landon Jackson."  They never learn.

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Just need to beat a good team. Hit the easy button!

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Just need to beat a good team. Hit the easy button!

 

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if they haven't played a defense yet, why would that change after playing aggy?

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6 minutes ago, Machinator said:

It's fine. No, really!

 

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Trust Jimbo, we got 3* from New Jersey and a dude that can’t qualify at Blinn already in tow

[Deej 77667]

12 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Trust Jimbo, we got 3* from New Jersey 

His dad made us an offer we can't refuse.

 

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

I love how the "moral victory" meter for "quality loss" is now to "keep it close for 2-3 quarters".

[Deej 77667]

Thanking my lucky stars the dog made it out of surgery successfully at aggy. 

"Your dog didn't make it, but the good news it was a quality loss."