Jimbo 2020: Strangers with Candi

[texifornia 58786]

"Hurts is gonna go crazy on that Horn D" uh, phrasing?

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[texifornia 58786]

Gametime smack short circuited when they remember that Texas-OU is always a day game

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[Knoxtnhorn 6262]

I thought losing close games to SEC SEC SEC was a moral victory and cause for celebration??? 

[texifornia 58786]

Oh no we're a joke program

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Edited October 6, 2019 by texifornia

[ClubWhatever 12277]

Science is going to analyze your brain to see what reading all that shit did to it. 

[texifornia 58786]

 

[Elmer_Fudd 22955]

4 minutes ago, texifornia said:

 

Kinda' what Donovan Jackson said.

Edited October 6, 2019 by Elmer_Fudd

[FORTY NINE TO ZERO 2649]

Hahaha. What are the ags saying about that 

[Hank_Hill 19760]

Kirk's hammered

[Goodman 3280]

7 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Kirk's hammered

On doughnuts. 

[Hornius Emeritus 12780]

Sadly, the Aggies seemed resigned to their fate.

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3065788

I hate beat down mid-season Aggie.  Give me overly optimistic "we're going to be in the playoffs"  pre-season Aggie every time. 

[Funk Doctor Spock 13121]

32 minutes ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

Sadly, the Aggies seemed resigned to their fate.

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3065788

I hate beat down mid-season Aggie.  Give me overly optimistic "we're going to be in the playoffs"  pre-season Aggie every time. 

Don't worry, after their new daddy beats them they'll be the best 3 loss team in the country and recruits will no doubt take notice and want to run through a wall for Jimbo.

[texifornia 58786]

Kyle Field not intimidating anybody fallout

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[texifornia 58786]

"Herbie and Fowler drag their drunk, sweaty nuts all over our chin and laugh at us while doing so... and there is literally nothing we can do about it because they are 100% correct."

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[Johnny Sack 8397]

1 hour ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

Sadly, the Aggies seemed resigned to their fate.

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3065788

I hate beat down mid-season Aggie.  Give me overly optimistic "we're going to be in the playoffs"  pre-season Aggie every time. 

Flexbone is that Robert Lea Wilson faggit.  He’s been owned and exposed countless times on his own board.  

[Here’s the deal 114]

2 hours ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

Sadly, the Aggies seemed resigned to their fate.

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3065788

I hate beat down mid-season Aggie.  Give me overly optimistic "we're going to be in the playoffs"  pre-season Aggie every time. 

No kidding.  I feel like telling a few of the posters that they’re welcome to be Longhorn fans.  It’s just pitiful.

[HtownHorn 15243]

Damn, it must be overly sobering to figure out that the entire culture ingrained into every fiber of your school keeps you from having sustained success in the Big 3. Leading to the only way sustained success can be had is by nearly getting the death penalty. Imagine if SMU had taken heed of the NCAA warnings, and aggy got hit with that penalty instead.

Edited October 7, 2019 by HtownHorn

[USMCHorn 1369]

48 minutes ago, Here’s the deal said:

No kidding.  I feel like telling a few of the posters that they’re welcome to be Longhorn fans.  It’s just pitiful.

Now why would you say some crazy shit like that? I'm enjoying every bit of the Aggy self loathing. Especially after the decade we just had. Fuck em. I hope they lose every game left on their schedule to the point they decide to shut down their shitty football program.

[BigVegasHorn26 630]

Aggie’s self-realization is stealing my joy.  

[RomaVicta 30500]

2 hours ago, BigVegasHorn26 said:

Aggie’s self-realization is stealing my joy.  

It never takes. What you have is an environment where the sane can voice their opinions. They're always there, they just can't get a word in edgewise when the cultists are full of koolaid.

Even in these threads, you see some people being called out for not quietly supporting the team or being part of the problem. They're just getting warmed up on internecine hatred.

[NoName 17107]

On 10/4/2019 at 11:58 PM, Vertigo said:

Coach Eaux has bumblefucked his way into a damn good system that can have long term success if he can keep from screwing it up down the stretch and keep his offensive coordinator for more than a year.

just as a reminder, Joe Brady is not the OC. 

Steve Ensminger is the OC

Joe Brady is the Passing Game Coordinator and co-WR coach.

Will be interesting to see what happens, he makes $400k / year (Ensminger makes $800k I believe) - beyond if he stays at LSU or moves on elsewhere either to be the main OC or (back) to the NFL.

either way, they are going to struggle next year. have a Sr QB who has not taken a bunch of snaps (like 60 attempted passes over 3 years), and a guy who will be a RS FR (Peter Parrish.) Plus 2 4* guys committed.

 

[Katfid54 9005]

30 minutes ago, NoName said:

just as a reminder, Joe Brady is not the OC. 

Steve Ensminger is the OC

Joe Brady is the Passing Game Coordinator and co-WR coach.

Will be interesting to see what happens, he makes $400k / year (Ensminger makes $800k I believe) - beyond if he stays at LSU or moves on elsewhere either to be the main OC or (back) to the NFL.

either way, they are going to struggle next year. have a Sr QB who has not taken a bunch of snaps (like 60 attempted passes over 3 years), and a guy who will be a RS FR (Peter Parrish.) Plus 2 4* guys committed.

 

Joe Brady is calling the plays and controlling scheme.  All those booth shots from the Texas game made that pretty clear.

Also, I feel pretty confident that unless LSU implodes down the stretch, Brady will earn himself a Head Coaching job this offseason with LSU's on-field performance.

[Newy25 7894]

For the surly troll posting on TexAgs. SEC4LIFE is too obvious. Your next handle needs to be more subtle. 

[NoName 17107]

4 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

Joe Brady is calling the plays and controlling scheme.  All those booth shots from the Texas game made that pretty clear.

Also, I feel pretty confident that unless LSU implodes down the stretch, Brady will earn himself a Head Coaching job this offseason with LSU's on-field performance.

yes, but my point is that he is 1) underpaid and 2) doesn't have the title in place to keep him there long-er term. i assume those discussions are happening now but still.

HC job is a maybe (dude is 30), but an OC job somewhere? 100%

[Ricky's one-hitter 9602]

8 minutes ago, NoName said:

yes, but my point is that he is 1) underpaid and 2) doesn't have the title in place to keep him there long-er term. i assume those discussions are happening now but still.

HC job is a maybe (dude is 30), but an OC job somewhere? 100%

Elko/Brady - Rutgers 2020

[GRHorn 105]

12 hours ago, texifornia said:

 

That’s that good shit right there

[Leanderman 2353]

Saban needs a crushing win to keep them ahead of Clemson. Here is hoping for a mud hole stomping game. A shut out at home would really gets the gomers after dumbos head.

[Fud 9697]

On ‎10‎/‎4‎/‎2019 at 10:40 PM, texasstrong12 said:

 

There's probably little chance they upgrade if they lose Elko. 

 

I hear Charles Kelly is tan, rested, and ready 

[TBGFL 397]

5 minutes ago, Fud said:

I hear Charles Kelly is tan, rested, and ready 

As tan as you can get living in Tuscaloosa

[Fud 9697]

2 hours ago, NoName said:

just as a reminder, Joe Brady is not the OC. 

Steve Ensminger is the OC

Joe Brady is the Passing Game Coordinator and co-WR coach.

Will be interesting to see what happens, he makes $400k / year (Ensminger makes $800k I believe) - beyond if he stays at LSU or moves on elsewhere either to be the main OC or (back) to the NFL.

either way, they are going to struggle next year. have a Sr QB who has not taken a bunch of snaps (like 60 attempted passes over 3 years), and a guy who will be a RS FR (Peter Parrish.) Plus 2 4* guys committed.

 

 

1 hour ago, NoName said:

yes, but my point is that he is 1) underpaid and 2) doesn't have the title in place to keep him there long-er term. i assume those discussions are happening now but still.

HC job is a maybe (dude is 30), but an OC job somewhere? 100%

Ensminger didn't even want to call plays when Orgeron got promoted to OC; Orgeron had to talk him into it 

[totallynotabuttpirate 5477]

1 hour ago, Leanderman said:

Saban needs a crushing win to keep them ahead of Clemson. Here is hoping for a mud hole stomping game. A shut out at home would really gets the gomers after dumbos head.

No way they get shut out. Jimbo's gameplan is to get to the 4th quarter and be down by enough points so the other team will pull starters or play prevent.  

[Burt Macklin 19211]

2 hours ago, NoName said:

yes, but my point is that he is 1) underpaid and 2) doesn't have the title in place to keep him there long-er term. i assume those discussions are happening now but still.

HC job is a maybe (dude is 30), but an OC job somewhere? 100%

If he only gets an OC offer elsewhere, LSU will pay up and make him OC. Ensminger is currently OC in name only. 

Edited October 7, 2019 by Burt Macklin

[Lobwedgephil 1146]

Don't care, got Jimbo. 

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Ryan Brauninger

8:49a 

Staff

A pair of sources have indicated to me this morning that Athens OL Garrett Hayes will not be in attendance this weekend in College Station. 

A&M and Josh Henson continue to communicate with Garrett though and are working to get him to another game later this fall. 

I continue to grow more comfortable calling TCU the leader, and it absolutely wouldn't surprise me to see him take a visit to Fort Worth soon. 

 

[Scholz 12301]

1 hour ago, Leanderman said:

Saban needs a crushing win to keep them ahead of Clemson. Here is hoping for a mud hole stomping game. A shut out at home would really gets the gomers after dumbos head.

Impossible because Saban's deathly afraid of Jimbo Baggins.

[Scholz 12301]

11 hours ago, BigVegasHorn26 said:

Aggie’s self-realization is stealing my joy.  

The shelf life of this is only until their next win.  

 

[Longhornfrenzy 6260]

10 minutes ago, Lobwedgephil said:

Don't care, got Jimbo. 

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Ryan Brauninger

8:49a 

Staff

A pair of sources have indicated to me this morning that Athens OL Garrett Hayes will not be in attendance this weekend in College Station. 

A&M and Josh Henson continue to communicate with Garrett though and are working to get him to another game later this fall. 

I continue to grow more comfortable calling TCU the leader, and it absolutely wouldn't surprise me to see him take a visit to Fort Worth soon. 

 

Perfect...lol

[texifornia 58786]

11 minutes ago, Lobwedgephil said:

Don't care, got Jimbo. 

  Reveal hidden contents

Ryan Brauninger

8:49a 

Staff

A pair of sources have indicated to me this morning that Athens OL Garrett Hayes will not be in attendance this weekend in College Station. 

A&M and Josh Henson continue to communicate with Garrett though and are working to get him to another game later this fall. 

I continue to grow more comfortable calling TCU the leader, and it absolutely wouldn't surprise me to see him take a visit to Fort Worth soon. 

 

Who needs tackles anyway?

[MrPhlegm 3413]

Saban needs a crushing win to keep them ahead of Clemson. Here is hoping for a mud hole stomping game. A shut out at home would really gets the gomers after dumbos head.

dumbo?

$75,000,000 dumbo?

a saban mudhole plays right into his hands.

dumbo he ain't





aggy gonna fire richbo and moneywhip saban to the tune of $125,000,000 garonteed. saban will come and step off the jet at easterwoods and go what the fuck just like richbo and shit the bed asap just like richbo so as to escape that shithole loony bin with his money pronto.

hide and watch.

[Longhornfrenzy 6260]

aggy visitor list.

 

Perroni

These are guys we have confirmed will be there. We will update it throughout the week with more names and also once we know more about Donell Harris. Last week, his plan was to likely head to Baton Rouge this weekend, but it's still up in the air. We also need to confirm with Noah Sewell as there has not been much talk on him since he originally said he planned the visit months ago.

Almost all of the in-state commitments will be there as well. Akinola Ogunbiyi and Devin Price play on Saturday, so they won't. Shadrach Banks won't be there either as he always rides with Dematrius Davis and Davis is not able to make it.

Kenneth Phillips III could be added to the official visitor list. He will know later in the week.

In addition to A&M-Alabama, there is Texas-OU in Dallas and LSU-Florida in Baton Rouge that will have a lot of visitors as well.

OFFICIAL VISITORS
5-star Tomball WR Demond Demas (A&M commit)
5-star Orem (UT) LB Noah Sewell (maybe)
4-star Camden (NJ) Woodrow Wilson DE Fadil Diggs (A&M commit)
4-star West Memphis (AR) OT Chris Morris
4-star Memphis (TN) Briarcrest Christian DT Omari Thomas
4-star Dallas Jesuit RB EJ Smith
4-star Gilbert (AZ) Higley DE Jason Harris
4-star Bastrop Cedar Creek DE Albert Collins
4-star St. Louis (MO) Lutheran North LB Amntonio Doyle
4-star Manor DE Princely Umanmielen (Texas commit)
4-star Miami (FL) Gulliver Prep DE Donell Harris (maybe)
Fort Bend Hightower OG Smart Chibuzo (A&M commit)

UNOFFICIAL VISITORS
2020 4-star Charlotte (NC) Myers Park WR Muhsin Muhammad III (A&M commit)
2020 Richland (NJ) St. Augustine DT Isaiah Raikes (A&M commit)
2020 Atascocita OL Jermarques Bailey

2021 5-star Katy Tompkins DE Tunmise Adeleye
2021 5-star Texarkana Pleasant Grove DE Landon Jackson
2021 4-star Texarkana Pleasant Grove DE Marcus Burris
2021 4-star Southaven (MS) WR Isaiah Brevard
2021 4-star Houston Episicopal OT Donovan Jackson
2021 4-star Marrero (LA) John Ehret S Kaine Williams
2021 4-star Katy Taylor OG Bryce Foster
2021 4-star DeSoto DE Shemar Turner
2021 4-star Dallas Kimball CB Ishmael Ibraheem
2021 4-star Grandview TE/DE Dametrious Crownover
2021 Houston Episicopal OT Cullen Montgomery
2021 Denton Guyer CB Deuce Harmon
2021 West Memphis (AR) DE Renard Gwynn
2021 West Memphis (AR) DT Terry Carter
2021 Forrest City (AR) LB Marco Avant
2021 South Grand Prairie LB Marsel McDuffie
2021 Atascocita WR/TE Landen King

2022 Port Arthur Memorial CB Jaylon Guilbeau
2022 Dickinson TE Donovan Green
2022 Lewisville WR Armani Winfield
2022 Katy S Bobby Taylor
2022 West Memphis (AR) QB Tevin Carter

2023 El Campo RB Rueben Owens

[Scholz 12301]

Just now, Longhornfrenzy said:

aggy visitor list.

4-star Bastrop Cedar Creek DE Albert Collins

Is this cat related to Alfred?  Because maybe that's why aggy recruiting is sucking? lulz.

[Huckleberry 34407]

This shit right here is dangerous. Somebody tell this guy to shut up, we don't want them figuring out that the fact they always tell each other they're the greatest is exactly why they'll never be the greatest.

[closetojumping 65246]

5 minutes ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

aggy visitor list.

 

Perroni

These are guys we have confirmed will be there. We will update it throughout the week with more names and also once we know more about Donell Harris. Last week, his plan was to likely head to Baton Rouge this weekend, but it's still up in the air. We also need to confirm with Noah Sewell as there has not been much talk on him since he originally said he planned the visit months ago.

Almost all of the in-state commitments will be there as well. Akinola Ogunbiyi and Devin Price play on Saturday, so they won't. Shadrach Banks won't be there either as he always rides with Dematrius Davis and Davis is not able to make it.

Kenneth Phillips III could be added to the official visitor list. He will know later in the week.

In addition to A&M-Alabama, there is Texas-OU in Dallas and LSU-Florida in Baton Rouge that will have a lot of visitors as well.

OFFICIAL VISITORS
5-star Tomball WR Demond Demas (A&M commit)
5-star Orem (UT) LB Noah Sewell (maybe)
4-star Camden (NJ) Woodrow Wilson DE Fadil Diggs (A&M commit)
4-star West Memphis (AR) OT Chris Morris
4-star Memphis (TN) Briarcrest Christian DT Omari Thomas
4-star Dallas Jesuit RB EJ Smith
4-star Gilbert (AZ) Higley DE Jason Harris
4-star Bastrop Cedar Creek DE Albert Collins
4-star St. Louis (MO) Lutheran North LB Amntonio Doyle
4-star Manor DE Princely Umanmielen (Texas commit)
4-star Miami (FL) Gulliver Prep DE Donell Harris (maybe)
Fort Bend Hightower OG Smart Chibuzo (A&M commit)

UNOFFICIAL VISITORS
2020 4-star Charlotte (NC) Myers Park WR Muhsin Muhammad III (A&M commit)
2020 Richland (NJ) St. Augustine DT Isaiah Raikes (A&M commit)
2020 Atascocita OL Jermarques Bailey

2021 5-star Katy Tompkins DE Tunmise Adeleye
2021 5-star Texarkana Pleasant Grove DE Landon Jackson
2021 4-star Texarkana Pleasant Grove DE Marcus Burris
2021 4-star Southaven (MS) WR Isaiah Brevard
2021 4-star Houston Episicopal OT Donovan Jackson
2021 4-star Marrero (LA) John Ehret S Kaine Williams
2021 4-star Katy Taylor OG Bryce Foster
2021 4-star DeSoto DE Shemar Turner
2021 4-star Dallas Kimball CB Ishmael Ibraheem
2021 4-star Grandview TE/DE Dametrious Crownover
2021 Houston Episicopal OT Cullen Montgomery
2021 Denton Guyer CB Deuce Harmon
2021 West Memphis (AR) DE Renard Gwynn
2021 West Memphis (AR) DT Terry Carter
2021 Forrest City (AR) LB Marco Avant
2021 South Grand Prairie LB Marsel McDuffie
2021 Atascocita WR/TE Landen King

2022 Port Arthur Memorial CB Jaylon Guilbeau
2022 Dickinson TE Donovan Green
2022 Lewisville WR Armani Winfield
2022 Katy S Bobby Taylor
2022 West Memphis (AR) QB Tevin Carter

2023 El Campo RB Rueben Owens

It's a good list. It's somewhat perplexing how someone can be both "confirmed" and "maybe", but, well, aggie. 

I wonder how many of these guys are interested in ATM as much as they are seeing Bama play in Texas? 

Captain Obvious here, but if ATM pulls a rabbit out of their hat and wins or plays it close with the crowd into it the whole way, that will suck balls. If they come out and get pummeled or just look lackluster, holy shit this is a bad hosting weekend. 

Bama is fielding its worse defense in the Saban era, perhaps outside of 2007. I'm not pointing to stats and haven't looked. Having watched their games, they tackle poorly, they don't get the push with the front 3-4 that they often do, at least not as consistently, and the LBs are depleted and inexperienced. Obviously, their offense is amazing. I'm assuming the racehorses catching passes for Bama wind up being the difference, and they go up by 28 before the first half is over because ATM can't keep up and can't get pressure. 

[texifornia 58786]

1 hour ago, Lobwedgephil said:

Don't care, got Jimbo. 

  Reveal hidden contents

Ryan Brauninger

8:49a 

Staff

A pair of sources have indicated to me this morning that Athens OL Garrett Hayes will not be in attendance this weekend in College Station. 

A&M and Josh Henson continue to communicate with Garrett though and are working to get him to another game later this fall. 

I continue to grow more comfortable calling TCU the leader, and it absolutely wouldn't surprise me to see him take a visit to Fort Worth soon. 

 

Update: Hayes is skipping aggy-Bama for TCU's big matchup vs. BYE.

[Scholz 12301]

OTs are to aggy...

 

[Burt Macklin 19211]

25 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

It's a good list. It's somewhat perplexing how someone can be both "confirmed" and "maybe", but, well, aggie. 

I wonder how many of these guys are interested in ATM as much as they are seeing Bama play in Texas? 

Captain Obvious here, but if ATM pulls a rabbit out of their hat and wins or plays it close with the crowd into it the whole way, that will suck balls. If they come out and get pummeled or just look lackluster, holy shit this is a bad hosting weekend. 

Bama is fielding its worse defense in the Saban era, perhaps outside of 2007. I'm not pointing to stats and haven't looked. Having watched their games, they tackle poorly, they don't get the push with the front 3-4 that they often do, at least not as consistently, and the LBs are depleted and inexperienced. Obviously, their offense is amazing. I'm assuming the racehorses catching passes for Bama wind up being the difference, and they go up by 28 before the first half is over because ATM can't keep up and can't get pressure. 

yeah, gotta believe the large majority of that visitor lost is visiting because of Bama. 

Bama’s defense is definitely vulnerable, but I can’t really see how A&M’s OL or skill position “talent” has any chance of exposing this vulnerabilities. They’re going to get torched in the oss game on defense. 

18 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Update: Hayes is skipping aggy-Bama for TCU's big matchup vs. BYE.

Is he actually taking a visit to TCU, or were you just joking that he’s not going to the Bama game? 

[Leanderman 2353]

2023 recruits? Whats next dumbo inviting folks from pre-school?

[texifornia 58786]

11 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

yeah, gotta believe the large majority of that visitor lost is visiting because of Bama. 

Bama’s defense is definitely vulnerable, but I can’t really see how A&M’s OL or skill position “talent” has any chance of exposing this vulnerabilities. They’re going to get torched in the oss game on defense. 

Is he actually taking a visit to TCU, or were you just joking that he’s not going to the Bama game? 

Perroni says he's visiting TCU

[Mitch Cumsteen 18913]

30 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Bama is fielding its worse defense in the Saban era, perhaps outside of 2007. I'm not pointing to stats and haven't looked. Having watched their games, they tackle poorly, they don't get the push with the front 3-4 that they often do, at least not as consistently, and the LBs are depleted and inexperienced. Obviously, their offense is amazing. I'm assuming the racehorses catching passes for Bama wind up being the difference, and they go up by 28 before the first half is over because ATM can't keep up and can't get pressure. 

Bama gave up 280 yards on the ground to Ole Miss, albeit in a blowout. I imagine Saban spent the entire off week geeking out on every aspect of their run defense. They hadn't been that bad on the ground against the rest of their woeful schedule, but then again they haven't played anybody with a pulse. On the positive side, A&M hasn't been able to run the ball worth a shit anyway, even against the dregs of their shitty schedule. It's kind of the movable object vs. the stoppable force, except one of them is stocked with 5 stars coached by noted defensive guru Nick Saban and the other is stocked with a bunch of overweight guards playing out of position and coached by noted offensive line neglecting Jimbo Fisher. It may be a stretch, but I'm going to have to go with Bama in this matchup.

[Burt Macklin 19211]

10 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Perroni says he's visiting TCU

Nvm. I’m an idoit.

Edited October 7, 2019 by Burt Macklin

[Thiefery 5108]

Just now, Mitch Cumsteen said:

Bama gave up 280 yards on the ground to Ole Miss, albeit in a blowout. I imagine Saban spent the entire off week geeking out on every aspect of their run defense. They hadn't been that bad on the ground against the rest of their woeful schedule, but then again they haven't played anybody with a pulse. On the positive side, A&M hasn't been able to run the ball worth a shit anyway, even against the dregs of their shitty schedule. It's kind of the movable object vs. the stoppable force, except one of them is stocked with 5 stars coached by noted defensive guru Nick Saban and the other is stocked with a bunch of overweight guards playing out of position and coached by noted offensive line neglecting Jimbo Fisher. It may be a stretch, but I'm going to have to go with Bama in this matchup.