Jimbo 2020: Strangers with Candi

[Machinator 32,103]

Just now, irishtexan said:

 

How do you get voted first team all pro but not make the pro bowl?

 

The Pro Bowl is a popularity contest.

[texifornia 59,017]

1 minute ago, irishtexan said:

 

How do you get voted first team all pro but not make the pro bowl?

 

Usually by making the Super Bowl that year.

[irishtexan 11,712]

Usually by making the Super Bowl that year.

Huh. I thought they still got credit for a pro bowl even if they were still playing or declined to play or whatever.

[tejas60 3,560]

I don't keep up with the pros much any more, but didn't it used to be the press voted all pro and the players voted pro bowl?

[Machinator 32,103]

9 minutes ago, tejas60 said:

I don't keep up with the pros much any more, but didn't it used to be the press voted all pro and the players voted pro bowl?

Coaches, players, and fans each have a third of the vote

[Chopper 17,432]

2 hours ago, texifornia said:

ShortAndGross will push this rollercoaster up by his own damn self if he has to

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Looking forward to maybe reading Big Cunt's post during halftime of the aggy game and seeing how his proclamations are faring.

[Bodacious Bevo 3,691]

51 minutes ago, irishtexan said:

Huh. I thought they still got credit for a pro bowl even if they were still playing or declined to play or whatever.

This is right. That's why there's like 10 pro bowl QBs every year. 

[texifornia 59,017]

Welp I'm wrong. Shows how much I care about the NFL  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[fattyflattie 4,640]

1 hour ago, williemackgarza said:

Would be better to just ignore it but in typical aggy ghey fashion he spins some bullshit about aggy pulling an upset of kentucky at home as some shock the world win. Fuckin kentucky, in football!?!? So fuckin sad, poor loochy, poor,aggy.

Yeah yeah but he said worst things about those sips down in Austin. Remember the cesspool? Remember?   Aggy wins yet again. 

[Hornlover 8,945]

On 10/7/2019 at 11:13 AM, Leanderman said:

2023 recruits? Whats next dumbo inviting folks from pre-school?

The 2023 recruit (Rueben Owens) was at the Texas LSU game, and is a stud. I've already hyped him on the 2023 recruiting thread, but go watch some of his Hudl videos. This is a true freshman playing 4A varsity, and he's the truth. 

https://www.hudl.com/profile/8277239/Rueben-Owens-II#hudl

 

[texasstrong12 4,668]

Elam is still out for the Alabama game. He gone. 

[markstanco 12,788]

The 2023 recruit (Rueben Owens) was at the Texas LSU game, and is a stud. I've already hyped him on the 2023 recruiting thread, but go watch some of his Hudl videos. This is a true freshman playing 4A varsity, and he's the truth. 
https://www.hudl.com/profile/8277239/Rueben-Owens-II#hudl
 

Are the lack of views on his videos about on par for younger stud players? I have no comparison so was just wondering.

[Shaggy3.0 1,695]

something tells me looch wouldn't talk that shit to foster face.

no way he's man enough to say that in person.

he's the internet's little bitch.

 

[Gardner Barnes 1,579]

The 2023 recruit (Rueben Owens) was at the Texas LSU game, and is a stud. I've already hyped him on the 2023 recruiting thread, but go watch some of his Hudl videos. This is a true freshman playing 4A varsity, and he's the truth. 
https://www.hudl.com/profile/8277239/Rueben-Owens-II#hudl
 

There is a true freshman WR starting for Westlake also.

[bEastTexas 497]

21 minutes ago, Gardner Barnes said:

There is a true freshman WR starting for Westlake also.

How many redshirt freshman they starting?

[ShaggyBevo RIP 3,873]

10 hours ago, texifornia said:

 

Holy rent fucking free.  

[SwanderedTalent 5,761]

the two fanbases that get the most apoplectic when someone dares to opine TX-OU is the best rivalry game in college football are Ohio State and A&M

it's not mind-boggling, they're both full of idiots, but man do they get sore when someone innocuously expresses that opinion

Edited October 9, 2019 by SwanderedTalent

[Viper 12,220]

At least OSU has an argument they can make

[BigVegasHorn26 630]

4 minutes ago, Viper said:

At least OSU has an argument they can make

Not lately.  Seems like that game has been a pile of shit to watch this entire century.  

[Leanderman 2,367]

chin pubes needs to go back to what he does best...…………..manning the gloryhole at stall number three.

[South Austin 53,227]

15 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

chin pubes needs to go back to what he does best...…………..manning the gloryhole at stall number three.

And this, of course . . . .

[Neonmoon 38,130]

So for 2020 Class, Alfred Collins is the only one we give a shit about. I mean, I'd love Demas but that ticket has been purchased. 

OFFICIAL VISITORS
5-star Tomball WR Demond Demas (A&M commit)
4-star Camden (NJ) Woodrow Wilson DE Fadil Diggs (A&M commit)
4-star West Memphis (AR) OT Chris Morris
4-star Memphis (TN) Briarcrest Christian DT Omari Thomas
4-star Dallas Jesuit RB EJ Smith
4-star Gilbert (AZ) Higley DE Jason Harris
4-star Bastrop Cedar Creek DE Albert Collins
4-star St. Louis (MO) Lutheran North LB Antonio Doyle
4-star Manor DE Princely Umanmielen (Texas commit)
4-star Miami (FL) Gulliver Prep DE Donell Harris (maybe)
Fort Bend Hightower OG Smart Chibuzo (A&M commit)

UNOFFICIAL VISITORS
2020 4-star Charlotte (NC) Myers Park WR Muhsin Muhammad III (A&M commit)
2020 4-star Fort Bend Marshall QB Malik Hornsby
2020 Richland (NJ) St. Augustine DT Isaiah Raikes (A&M commit)
2020 Fort Bend Marshall DE/LB Warren Robinson
2020 Atascocita OL Jermarques Bailey
2020 4-star Fort Bend Marshall RB Devon Achane (maybe)
2020 Fort Bend Marshall OT Larry Moore (Texas Tech commit, maybe)

 

Edited October 9, 2019 by Neonmoon

[SwanderedTalent 5,761]

44 minutes ago, Viper said:

At least OSU has an argument they can make

Yeah, A&M's response is just "NUH UH, NOTHING TEXAS HAS CAN BE BEST!", not even "our rivalry with <whothefuckever> is better!"

Fucking pathetic. 

The Ohio State thing is like.... it's never enough for an Ohio State fan to have something good. It's like they need the validation of everyone saying "oh yeah, yours is the best", which gets to be a fucking beating when the topic is subjective like the band or a rivalry, etc. Jesus Christ, just enjoy life being good. You don't need me to convert too. 

[texifornia 59,017]

Just now, Neonmoon said:

So for 2020 Class, Alfred Collins is the only one we give a shit about. I mean, I'd love Demas but that ticket has been purchased. 

OFFICIAL VISITORS
5-star Tomball WR Demond Demas (A&M commit)
4-star Camden (NJ) Woodrow Wilson DE Fadil Diggs (A&M commit)
4-star West Memphis (AR) OT Chris Morris
4-star Memphis (TN) Briarcrest Christian DT Omari Thomas
4-star Dallas Jesuit RB EJ Smith
4-star Gilbert (AZ) Higley DE Jason Harris
4-star Bastrop Cedar Creek DE Albert Collins
4-star St. Louis (MO) Lutheran North LB Antonio Doyle
4-star Manor DE Princely Umanmielen (Texas commit)
4-star Miami (FL) Gulliver Prep DE Donell Harris (maybe)
Fort Bend Hightower OG Smart Chibuzo (A&M commit)

UNOFFICIAL VISITORS
2020 4-star Charlotte (NC) Myers Park WR Muhsin Muhammad III (A&M commit)
2020 4-star Fort Bend Marshall QB Malik Hornsby
2020 Richland (NJ) St. Augustine DT Isaiah Raikes (A&M commit)
2020 Fort Bend Marshall DE/LB Warren Robinson
2020 Atascocita OL Jermarques Bailey
2020 4-star Fort Bend Marshall RB Devon Achane (maybe)
2020 Fort Bend Marshall OT Larry Moore (Texas Tech commit, maybe)

 

[golfclap 6,903]

First thing I think when I look at that list is "fuck, that's going to be a lot of attrition." 

[TommyGufano 6,023]

18 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

So for 2020 Class, Alfred Collins is the only one we give a shit about. I mean, I'd love Demas but that ticket has been purchased. 

OFFICIAL VISITORS
5-star Tomball WR Demond Demas (A&M commit)
4-star Camden (NJ) Woodrow Wilson DE Fadil Diggs (A&M commit)
4-star West Memphis (AR) OT Chris Morris
4-star Memphis (TN) Briarcrest Christian DT Omari Thomas
4-star Dallas Jesuit RB EJ Smith
4-star Gilbert (AZ) Higley DE Jason Harris
4-star Bastrop Cedar Creek DE Albert Collins
4-star St. Louis (MO) Lutheran North LB Antonio Doyle
4-star Manor DE Princely Umanmielen (Texas commit)
4-star Miami (FL) Gulliver Prep DE Donell Harris (maybe)
Fort Bend Hightower OG Smart Chibuzo (A&M commit)

UNOFFICIAL VISITORS
2020 4-star Charlotte (NC) Myers Park WR Muhsin Muhammad III (A&M commit)
2020 4-star Fort Bend Marshall QB Malik Hornsby
2020 Richland (NJ) St. Augustine DT Isaiah Raikes (A&M commit)
2020 Fort Bend Marshall DE/LB Warren Robinson
2020 Atascocita OL Jermarques Bailey
2020 4-star Fort Bend Marshall RB Devon Achane (maybe)
2020 Fort Bend Marshall OT Larry Moore (Texas Tech commit, maybe)

 

Albert Collins? Did Alfred already land a State Farm sponsorhip?

[SwanderedTalent 5,761]

Didn't Muhsin Muhammed's dad get in a fistfight with Kerry Collins over Collins' lack of proper racial deference, back when Collins was hitting the bottle?

Man that kid's gonna love College Station. 

[texifornia 59,017]

11 minutes ago, SwanderedTalent said:

Didn't Muhsin Muhammed's dad get in a fistfight with Kerry Collins over Collins' lack of proper racial deference, back when Collins was hitting the bottle?

Man that kid's gonna love College Station. 

Sort of. Norberto Garrido was the one rumored to take a swing at him.

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Before the 1997 season got underway, Collins's private battle with alcoholism started to make public headlines. In a highly publicized incident, on the last night of Carolina Panthers training camp in 1997, Collins used the racial slur "nigger" in reference to black teammate Muhsin Muhammad while in a drunken state at a bar in Spartanburg, South Carolina. Supposedly, Collins also inadvertently slurred offensive lineman Norberto Garrido, who is of Hispanic descent. It was widely rumored that Garrido punched Collins in the eye as a result, although this was later proven false.^[20] A Tom Collins variant named after Kerry was popularized in Fayetteville, North Carolina following this incident.

 

[SwanderedTalent 5,761]

For some reason I thought the Muhammad/Collins thing was a lot more nebulous than the white guy calling the black guy the n word (thus my characterization of it). 

[texifornia 59,017]

3 minutes ago, SwanderedTalent said:

For some reason I thought the Muhammad/Collins thing was a lot more nebulous than the white guy calling the black guy the n word (thus my characterization of it). 

He apparently drunkenly stumbled into a conversation with some of the black players and earnestly meant it as a joke since they'd been using it, but it was emphatically not taken that way.

[SwanderedTalent 5,761]

1 minute ago, texifornia said:

He apparently drunkenly stumbled into a conversation with some of the black players and earnestly meant it as a joke since they'd been using it, but it was emphatically not taken that way.

when you say it that way, it sounds quintessentially Aggie. Muhammad would be better off committing elsewhere, but thanks to the transfer portal, he can confirm that hypothesis himself first-hand.

[Leanderman 2,367]

Never ceases to amaze me how this "Unofficial Visitors" from halfway across the country have the cash to attend a game. Food , lodging, rental cars etc.. When I was in high school getting enough money for a Friday night date .  

[Lobwedgephil 1,146]

2 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

Never ceases to amaze me how this "Unofficial Visitors" from halfway across the country have the cash to attend a game. Food , lodging, rental cars etc.. When I was in high school getting enough money for a Friday night date .  

Guess you've never met Karen? 

[Leanderman 2,367]

and I hope to NEVER meet her too.

[texifornia 59,017]

Brauny

[texifornia 59,017]

Looch rantings

Spoiler

 

Edited October 9, 2019 by texifornia

[Burt Macklin 19,230]

1 minute ago, texifornia said:

Looch rantings

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Yes. Herbie rightly calling A&M a joke means he bleeds burnt orange and just can’t pump up his self-proclaimed cesspool enough.

aggy’s belief that anyone who doesn’t say glowing things about their underachieving, weird-ass school means they’re part of the BOMC brings endless entertainment. 

[Ricky's one-hitter 9,622]

1 minute ago, Burt Macklin said:

aggy’s belief that anyone who doesn’t say glowing things about their underachieving, weird-ass school means they’re part of the BOMC brings endless entertainment. 

The inability of aggy to take a look at why these things might be said about them is quintessential aggy.

It can't POSSIBLY be because we don't win at Kyle Field and our opponents aren't terrified to come here. It must be because a team not on our schedule or in our conference is manipulating public opinion about us. Those dastardly sips!

[irishtexan 11,712]

So 2022 is the year now Looch? Maybe them constantly moving the goalposts backward is the reason they suck so much on offense. 

[Lobwedgephil 1,146]

13 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Looch rantings

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I feel like the goalpost has been moved and I don't like it. Thankfully this offseason they will convince themselves they will win the 2020 National Championship. 

[SimkinsMan 4,554]

14 minutes ago, irishtexan said:

So 2022 is the year now Looch? Maybe them constantly moving the goalposts backward is the reason they suck so much on offense. 

Hey bud, it takes five years to bake the cake!

[Tex Pete 21,488]

30 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Looch rantings

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Again with the lack of self-awareness.

When you go around thumping your bird chest with "WRTS!" and "Richest athletic department in the country!" and "$75MM national championship winning head coach!" and "Played #1 and #2 to the wire!" and "Top QB, RB, and WR in the state of Texas!" and "Top SEC west program in the state!" and "We don't brush our teeth but nobody notices!" and " We beat LSU's ass in 7 overtimes!" and "Ovaries on the table!" and "Big Dumpster Fire conference!" and "this roller coaster is going to the top this October and never coming down!"  you are begging for everyone's attention.

When you still suck shit like you always have, people notice and are going to mock you. Stop crying wolf, you fucking retards. Your program is irrelevant like it has been every year of your history except 1939. (80 years ago. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!)

Edited October 9, 2019 by Tex Pete

[Neonmoon 38,130]

2022 now????

[Enchubben 5,600]

16 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

It was the 3x All-Pro first teamer, 2x Pro Bowler, who is also the most accurate kicker in NFL history, right? Right?

 

This was the exact moment when I knew the Texans were a joke franchise and would never take them seriously. 

[C-Man 27,779]

12 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

2022 now????

The SECW is simply that good.

[Mikey4 2,484]

In any other conference it would 2020.

[Mikey4 2,484]

Dp. Fucking tapa.

 

 

[Ricky's one-hitter 9,622]

Evans going to UF at LSU this weekend

[Sejjr 3,250]

5 minutes ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

Evans going to UF at LSU this weekend

But wait.. Brawny said he had "Intel". I'm so confused....

[Radical Larry 28,822]

Dat intel doe