Jimbo 2020: Strangers with Candi

[Doc Reeves 6434]

Great pic dumbass 

jfc- my dad always told me its only human to occasionally act stupid, however, it is always pure stupidity to record it.

[Tree Fidy 1174]

Old picture. He's gained weight since then.

Does he still have the crooked smile and caterpillar eyebrows?

[Neonmoon 38129]

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

Old picture. He's gained weight since then.

Does Herpes add 10 pounds?

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13091]

4 hours ago, Doc Reeves said:

Great pic dumbass 

jfc- my dad always told me its only human to occasionally act stupid, however, it is always pure stupidity to record it.

I’m sure he envisioned you on a website like this.

[BoomMF 1398]

Wreck It Ralph af

[Longhornfrenzy 5702]

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[sdm 847]

Never seen Looch without his chin pubes before. Pic makes him look like a born loser.

[Elmer_Fudd 22213]

Sam Spiegelman changed his aggy Rivals pick on Achane to LSU.

[Schulz2.0 28951]

2 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Sam Spiegelman changed his aggy Rivals pick on Achane to LSU.

[texifornia 56911]

It's so comforting that even in our darkest times, aggy is here to help us feel better.

Also holy shit was the Ole Miss fanbase furious they lost that game. Truly exceptionally bad offensive coaching (that should at least put the stake in Matt Luke's career - he's fully a lame duck now) against a flat, boring aggy team.

[Elmer_Fudd 22213]

3 minutes ago, texifornia said:

It's so comforting that even in our darkest times, aggy is here to help us feel better.

Also holy shit was the Ole Miss fanbase furious they lost that game. Truly exceptionally bad offensive coaching (that should at least put the stake in Matt Luke's career - he's fully a lame duck now) against a flat, boring aggy team.

When Ole Miss was up 7-3 the QB missed a wide open WR that could have walked in.  Nobody was within 10-15 yards of him.  Then you had all the redzone screwups.  

Aggy probably wins about the same way this week.  Miss. State has a freshman QB who isn't much better than what Ole Miss rolled out.  Mond probably has a few turnovers like every other game this year.

[fattyflattie 4639]

Miss had a bad snap the rb picked up and ran about 30 yards. Into the back of his blocker, where he fell at about the 10. They didn’t score off that.  I’m certain KU would have beat both those teams.  It just means more my ass. 

[GRHorn 105]

4 hours ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

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Uh oh. Sounds like they’re standing toe to toe and trading punches with LSU. 

advantage aggy

[markstanco 12574]

Evans with aggy and LSU seems fun with the payday. There will be a money battle.

[Ricky's one-hitter 9084]

“A guy sat in that chair 40years ago and said the same thing”

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

I have to think at some point the intellectual prokaryotes that bleat "A&M IS A SLEEPING GIANT" will evolve from insisting that's the case to wondering why it's not. That will still leave them a giant leap behind those of us who already understand why, but it will be slightly less frustrating to hear.

[Voluminous Banality 1032]

 

This is classic Looch. Will Achane commit to LSU soon? No. Maybe yes. Maybe no. Battle of Titans!!!

[irishtexan 11518]

2 hours ago, SwanderedTalent said:

I have to think at some point the intellectual prokaryotes that bleat "A&M IS A SLEEPING GIANT" will evolve from insisting that's the case to wondering why it's not. That will still leave them a giant leap behind those of us who already understand why, but it will be slightly less frustrating to hear.

We've got more than a century of evidence strongly indicating that ain't gonna happen. 

[bizzle 1153]

13 hours ago, texifornia said:

Also holy shit was the Ole Miss fanbase furious they lost that game. Truly exceptionally bad offensive coaching (that should at least put the stake in Matt Luke's career - he's fully a lame duck now) against a flat, boring aggy team.

matt luke plus rich rod is a truly impressive duo. if i'm mike macintyre, i would have had to been physically restrained from going after them. 

also, please put me on the record for chris morris being a pretty good cfb tackle. great feet and long arms. we could do worse, like what we have right now.

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

18 minutes ago, irishtexan said:

We've got more than a century of evidence strongly indicating that ain't gonna happen. 

well, first, I am speaking specifically of the ESPN era, which is what was referenced in the video, the last 40 years. this is the third big "A&M IS A SLEEPING GIANT" cycle I can remember-- the Fran era being the first and Sumlin's first three years being the second. I'm not saying it never happened prior, but I was a child and didn't live in Texas when Sherrill was hired and was blissfully unaware there even was a Texas A&M at that time.

second, Herbstreit's half drunk commentary a few weeks ago leads me to think that maybe even mediots are starting to cotton onto the idea that having a big stadium and a willingness to overpay coaches doesn't prove a program has the requisite ingredients to win. they've fallen for that a few times now, I'm starting to think that as these guys see themselves being wrong about A&M again and again and again, they might get a little more discerning about their thought process

then again, Stewart Mandel hired TexAgs just a few weeks ago so maybe introspection's not really their bag

[Fud 9552]

Achane is going to OV to LSU. They're in a numbers crunch with a bunch of top prospects still on the board, but it would be hilarious if they snaked Achane from A&M. 

[Bodacious Bevo 3584]

1 minute ago, Fud said:

Achane is going to OV to LSU. They're in a numbers crunch with a bunch of top prospects still on the board, but it would be hilarious if they snaked Achane from A&M. 

There's no way LSU would take Achane and Evans right? 

I don't know if they're on Achane as a RB or WR

[Fud 9552]

9 minutes ago, Bodacious Bevo said:

There's no way LSU would take Achane and Evans right? 

I don't know if they're on Achane as a RB or WR

I'm not sure. Orgeron can be unpredictable, and there might be a couple of current commits who don't end up in the class. 

[Fud 9552]

I'm not worried about Evans and A&M, I think he ends up at LSU or Bama

[EZ$ 2104]

46 minutes ago, Fud said:

I'm not worried about Evans and A&M, I think he ends up at LSU or Bama

Yeah, but where will he be after year 2?  Baylor, Houston, Mizzou??

[Dennis Taylor 18812]

1 hour ago, Fud said:

I'm not sure. Orgeron can be unpredictable, and there might be a couple of current commits who don't end up in the class. 

most allegedly coke fiends are

[Chopper 17230]

15 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Aggy probably wins about the same way this week.  Miss. State has a freshman QB who isn't much better than what Ole Miss rolled out.  Mond probably has a few turnovers like every other game this year.

Ole Miss played a dual qb system against aggy for some reason. MS State coach isn't nearly as incompetent. State won't lose to aggy. 

Edited October 21, 2019 by Chopper

[texifornia 56911]

4 minutes ago, Chopper said:

Ole Miss played a dual qb system against aggy for some reason. MS State coach isn't nearly as incompetent. State won't lose to aggy. 

Plumlee's a fabulous runner with no arm. Corral has a cannon but is really erratic. There's an ok argument for it.

[Goodman 3273]

13 minutes ago, Chopper said:

Ole Miss played a dual qb system against aggy for some reason. MS State coach isn't nearly as incompetent. State won't lose to aggy. 

That would be something because State has looked awful this year.

[Chopper 17230]

33 minutes ago, Goodman said:

That would be something because State has looked awful this year.

Ms St seems to have a pretty good run defense. They held LSU to 86 yards on 25 carries. If aggy is going to pick up yards on the ground it's going to be up to Mond. We already know Mond is extremely erratic when he tries to throw - 2 INTs against the Rebels. aggy got bailed out on Saturday by a very sloppy Ole Miss freshman qb or they likely would've lost to a very bad Ole Miss team that has absolutely nothing to play for - and showed it in the 2nd half. 

[Pato del Muerto 52489]

I doubt this aggy team loses to this MSU team at home. 

[TexasMan 10891]

Nothing new to report from texaggy radio lately. Looch has been really luke warm on aggy since the Auburn loss, so it kinda sucks that he's lost that maroon colored kool-aid. He does say Texas is "disgustingly overrated", and have no good wins for a top 15 team, except maybe barely beating Oklahoma State at home "but needed some terrible officiating help to win" (??) 

[Doc Reeves 6434]

19 hours ago, Casual Encounter said:

I’m sure he envisioned you on a website like this.

 My dad was born in 1940, bro he didn’t envision websites at all

[Gardner Barnes 1562]

47 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

no good wins for a top 15 team, except maybe barely beating Oklahoma State at home "but needed some terrible officiating help to win" (??)

Hate to admit that I agree with this take - except the officiating part.    I guess he is referring to the spot of the ball near the end of the game (?)

 

I would have changed it to “if not for Mike Gundy being a total dumbass on 4th down  “

 

regardless, OSU is not good and we have not beaten anyone with a pulse  

 

 

Edited October 21, 2019 by Gardner Barnes

[Pato del Muerto 52489]

That’s great and logical and all, but where was that logic from him when his team was ranked despite 2 bad losses to top 10 teams and it’s best win being a nail biter vs Arkansas?

[Scholz 11941]

59 minutes ago, Gardner Barnes said:

 - except the officiating part.    I guess he is referring to the spot of the ball near the end of the game (?)

I imagine him watching any Texas game and every single play that a penalty isn't called on Texas, him reacting like this.  Every play.

[texifornia 56911]

Perroni telling them what they don't want to hear. They want Ngata and Arizona State is just winning.

Spoiler

 

[Terry Silver 219]

*When Ngata commits to ASU*

 

Perroni: "While obviously not ideal, Jimbo Fisher and Co. have been in constant contact with Ngata, and he returns most of Jimbo's missed calls.  The ags have been in on Ngata longer than anyone else, so I suspect this recruitment isn't over until the ink is dry."

[Fud 9552]

Weird deal with Larry Pryor leaving; he's started six games and is a fifth year senior, so it hurts the team now, and doesn't help with either the 2020 class size or the 85 man 2020 fall roster. 

[Dijon Robinson 1511]

36 minutes ago, Terry Silver said:

*When Ngata commits to ASU*

 

Perroni: "While obviously not ideal, Jimbo Fisher and Co. have been in constant contact with Ngata, and he returns most of Jimbo's missed calls.  The ags have been in on Ngata longer than anyone else, so I suspect this recruitment isn't over until the ink is dry."

Maybe he'll do what he did for Alford and put in a flip pick immediately after he commits. Shameless.

[golfclap 6903]

17 minutes ago, Fud said:

Weird deal with Larry Pryor leaving; he's started six games and is a fifth year senior, so it hurts the team now, and doesn't help with either the 2020 class size or the 85 man 2020 fall roster. 

That Pryor deal is really weird. I see that Tucker is RS, so he looks to be leaving as well. I guess all the Manvel guys are going to pack up and head out. Houston? Arkansas? SMU? Massive transfer pkg deal? Interesting times. 

 

 

 

[RomaVicta 29905]

Weren't the TexAggies talking about needing to get three of Achane, Ngata, and Evans? I guess they can put Evans and Achane in the calculator.

It is remarkable how few of their high level, top targets, pretty-sure-we'll-get-him, Jimbo-knows-how-to-recruit players end up with them.

All their eggs will be in the Evans basket and who the hell knows what he'll do. Probably spike a volleyball into Jimbo's nuts.

[texifornia 56911]

2 minutes ago, golfclap said:

That Pryor deal is really weird. I see that Tucker is RS, so he looks to be leaving as well. I guess all the Manvel guys are going to pack up and head out. Houston? Arkansas? SMU? Massive transfer pkg deal? Interesting times.

Whoa Tucker's out? I thought he was like their most promising young safety before Demani showed up.

[Fud 9552]

5 minutes ago, golfclap said:

That Pryor deal is really weird. I see that Tucker is RS, so he looks to be leaving as well. I guess all the Manvel guys are going to pack up and head out. Houston? Arkansas? SMU? Massive transfer pkg deal? Interesting times. 

 

 

 

Jalen Preston would kill it at Houston 

[Beau Vine 54211]

derp

Edited October 21, 2019 by Beau Vine

[Beau Vine 54211]

4 minutes ago, Fud said:

Jalen Preston would kill it at Houston 

Holgo?  Preston would kill it at SMU.  

[golfclap 6903]

Just now, Fud said:

Jalen Preston would kill it at Houston 

No doubt. I expect he'd put up some huge numbers. 

 

Honestly, I think Roshauud Paul will find a home at Houston or SMU and do really well. Certainly as a PR he brings a lot of value but I think in those offenses his skill set would thrive instead of being suffocated by Jimbo's antiquated bullshit. 

[SydneyCarton 48076]

11 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Whoa Tucker's out? I thought he was like their most promising young safety before Demani showed up.

I don't think the views on him were that positive. Once he had more than 1 season on campus and they couldn't spin his HS "potential" into actual player improvement he just became another safety on their team that kind of disappeared. Pretty sure we'd be mocking him quite a bit more if it weren't for Slo'Neal getting all of our mirthful attention. 

After a quick google, yeah, this isn't example seizing control of jack shit:

 

Defense & Fumbles

						Tackles					Def Int					Fumbles
Year	School	Conf	Class	Pos	G	Solo	Ast	Tot	Loss	Sk	Int	Yds	Avg	TD	PD	FR	Yds	TD	FF
Career	Texas A&M					55	29	84	1.0	0.0	1	19	19.0	1	5	0			1
*2017	Texas A&M	SEC	FR	DB	8	35	20	55	1.0	0.0	1	19	19.0	1	4	0			1
*2018	Texas A&M	SEC	SO	DB	7	19	8	27	0.0	0.0	0	0		0	1	0			0
2019	Texas A&M	SEC	JR	DB	2	1	1	2	0.0	0.0	0	0		0	0	0			0

Edited October 21, 2019 by SydneyCarton
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[Doc Reeves 6434]

1 hour ago, Terry Silver said:

*When Ngata commits to ASU*

 

Perroni: "While obviously not ideal, Jimbo Fisher and Co. have been in constant contact with Ngata, and he returns most of Jimbo's missed calls.  The ags have been in on Ngata longer than anyone else, so I suspect this recruitment isn't over until the ink is dry."

 
“Returns Jimbo Missed Calls” 

Fucking genius 

[closetojumping 62604]

Pryor walked without options? When? Where do you guys get this stuff? It just appears here as matter of fact and I feel like I'm missing a thread somewhere. 

Paul walked as well? Preston is redshirting and leaving? WTF?

28 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

Weren't the TexAggies talking about needing to get three of Achane, Ngata, and Evans? I guess they can put Evans and Achane in the calculator.

It is remarkable how few of their high level, top targets, pretty-sure-we'll-get-him, Jimbo-knows-how-to-recruit players end up with them.

All their eggs will be in the Evans basket and who the hell knows what he'll do. Probably spike a volleyball into Jimbo's nuts.

We're going to witness Aggie Mercenary Closing 2: Bilbo Aggins Boogaloo with this 2020 class. They've got zero momentum anywhere. They're not lighting anyone's fire with presumed wins over UTSA, Miss State and SCar. And we all agree they could lose to either MSU and SCar, hell maybe both with the wrong bounces. A repeat of the 2018 finish looks probable. They'll sift through the high-ishly rated guys with hair on their recruitment in some form from across the SEC/ACC footprint and buy a few, then make their best bid for Evans and a few others. Problem is, others will match their offer for a lot of these guys, and they'll have better stories to tell. 

And if Elko leaves? Hell. A small CFB fantasy of mine is to see Aggie Chad shitcanned, Herman rehires Traylor because he has a flash of enlightened competence, and Arkansas hires Elko to replace Chuckles the Clown Morris. Elko then lands King on signing day as Morris Jr is forced to take the last second aggie replacement offer. Shit.