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Just to recap Five Star WR and Aggy commit Demond Demas wanted to transfer from North Forest High School to Tomball High School. He stated it was to better his living situation, and not for athle

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Hey everyone, just got back from Baton Rouge. I was taking my stepson there for an orientation (he got his GED and only qualified for Blinn, aggy, and LSU) and got to hang out with some of the local f

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9 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

That wind direction changes quickly in the BCS, doesn't it?

Yes, and since Collie Station is a chicken town, all that Chicken Fecal Matter blowin' in the wind is hypothesized to be a big contributor to the aggys mental retardation, according to new research.

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Did this for Texas and OU, so decided to do the aggy list as well.  

aggy rolling 3 class compilation 2018/2019/2020 ::

QB 
Foster
Calzada
King

RB 
Spiller
Smith
Hubbard
Jackson
Crownover


WR 
Chapman
Wright
Brown
Jackson
Lane
Muhammad
Price
Demas

TE 
Beal
Cupp
Wydermeyer
Smith

OL
Blanton (medical?) 
Jenkins
Matthews
Clement
Green
Robinson
Trainor
Morris
Bankhead
Jefferson
Ogunbiyi
Chibuzo

ATH
Achane

DL
Brown
Wright
Martin
Wilson
Leal
Hunter
Jones
Orebo
Diggs
Raikes
Harris
Jackson
Walker

LB
White
Brown
Lee
Russell
Doyle
Cooper
Phillips

DB
O'Neal
Williams
Richardson
Young
Blades
Jones
Johnson
Moten
George

K/P 
Small
Davis
Constantinou

Gone/Retired/Portal : 
Preston
Moore
Corbin
Jackson
Parker
Sternberger
Strong
Johnson
Diallo
Prince


Unknown ::
Mowry??

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21 hours ago, texifornia said:

They're still crying about the bomc. Karic blows their mind.

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Offers from Bama, LSU, fOSU, aggy 

One is not like the others......

aggy:  yuh, fOSU ain't in the dadgum SECwest toughest division in the toughest conference in the toughest sport in the toughest world in the toughest universe.  

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On 2/6/2020 at 12:39 PM, B00M said:

"Collins is a nice prospect but it's a big red flag he did absolutely nothing in the all star game"

 

Did they see their "#1 in TX" QB in the "all star" game? 3/12 for 48 yards. Is it a big red flag that his senior season featured a massive drop off from his junior year? 

Their QB was just exhausted from Looch blowing him non-stop.

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Why does it seem every aggy is an insurance salesman.
Let's say, hypothetically, that you graduated from a college where graduates prefer to do business with other graduates over all considerations.

Let's say you also graduated from a college where graduates prefer only to hire other graduates, regardless of actual qualifications.

Last, let's say many of the jobs being filled by these under qualified hires happened to involve a fair amount of risk, such that their inevitable fuck ups might create some meaningful liabilities.

Assuming those three circumstances are true, is there really a better line of work to be in?

Cletus wants to hire Billy bc he's a damn good ag, but he also seems like a moron who's likely to fuck up the job and maybe hurt some folks in the process, so he'd better get some insurance...if only there was another good ag looking to sell him some...
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1 hour ago, Bill Lumbergh said:

Let's say, hypothetically, that you graduated from a college where graduates prefer to do business with other graduates over all considerations.

Let's say you also graduated from a college where graduates prefer only to hire other graduates, regardless of actual qualifications.

Last, let's say many of the jobs being filled by these under qualified hires happened to involve a fair amount of risk, such that their inevitable fuck ups might create some meaningful liabilities.

Assuming those three circumstances are true, is there really a better line of work to be in?

Cletus wants to hire Billy bc he's a damn good ag, but he also seems like a moron who's likely to fuck up the job and maybe hurt some folks in the process, so he'd better get some insurance...if only there was another good ag looking to sell him some...

Stupid sip.  aggy doesn't need to buy insurance, they have heaps of it.  They have so much that half of aggy sell it day in and day out and they never run low at all.   

Now the other half of aggy are the real smart ones.  They don't buy insurance, leave that for the stupid sips.   Oil comes out of the ground and you can store it in barrels.   Chickens shit out eggs and you can eat them both.  Insurance?  That's like bottled air, it's not real at all.  Unfortunately they didn't make high enough grades to join the greatest ponzi sales force in the SECw.  

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9 minutes ago, texaslong said:

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I so enjoy this because there was absolutely no need for it. He was a solid bluechip, big recruiting win over Bama, just a nice W for aggy all around. 

And they still had to little brother it up with "the whorn media is DISRESPECTFUL he is THE BEST RECRUIT EVAR" nonsense.

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1 hour ago, texifornia said:

I so enjoy this because there was absolutely no need for it. He was a solid bluechip, big recruiting win over Bama, just a nice W for aggy all around. 

And they still had to little brother it up with "the whorn media is DISRESPECTFUL he is THE BEST RECRUIT EVAR" nonsense.

I honestly don't see any Texas or Austin media ever trashing aggy and their program. That's really all I see from aggy when discussing Texas sports. They are the perpetrator who acts like a victim. 

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23 minutes ago, lemonandaturd said:

Is McKinley Jackson better than that last "5 star" DT Daylon Mack?  Weren't they also claiming that Max Wright was special and underrated?  Lucci never changes.  

Mack and Wright were both really good in high school. Mack turned out to be lazy and Wright's been injured, but they definitely were talented.

No idea about Jackson, but he had real interest from programs that know how to evaluate.

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Weird...it's almost if the top guys all have something in common. And most of the other texas guys are near the bottom. 

Jaylon Jones S 0.99070 5 Cibolo Texas
Demond Demas WR 0.98900 5 Tomball Texas
Donell Harris DE 0.97480 4 Miami  Florida
McKinnley Jackson DT 0.97110 4 Lucedale Mississippi
Antonio Johnson S 0.96510 4 East Saint Louis Illinois
Antonio Doyle ILB 0.96180 4 Saint Louis Missouri
Chris Morris OG 0.94860 4 West Memphis Arkansas
Haynes King QB 0.93980 4 Longview Texas
Devon Achane APB 0.93740 4 Missouri City Texas
Fadil Diggs DE 0.93250 4 Camden New Jersey
Mushin Muhammad III WR 0.93080 4 Charlotte North Carolina
Edgerrin Cooper OLB 0.93010 4 Covington Lousiana
Akinola Ogunbiyi OG 0.91430 4 Kemper Texas
Brian George CB 0.90000 4 Highland Kansas
Joshuah Moten CB 0.89100 4 Ft. Washington  Maryland
Isaiah Raikes DT 0.88740 4 Richland  New Jersey
Dallas Walker DT 0.87950 3 Smyrna Tennessee
Darvon Hubbard RB 0.87500 3 Surprise Arizona
Devin Price WR 0.87430 3 College Station Texas
Blake Smith TE 0.87210 3 Southlake Texas
Josh Bankhead OG 0.87090 3 Woodlands Texas
Smart Chibuzo OG 0.86960 3 Missouri City Texas
Deondre Jackson RB 0.85930 3 Stone Mountain Georgia
Kenneth Phillips III OLB 0.84860 3 Richmond Texas
Earnest Crownover RB 0.84040 3 Kilgore Texas
Jordan Jefferson OC 0.83860 3 Navasota Texas
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42 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Weird...it's almost if the top guys all have something in common. And most of the other texas guys are near the bottom. 

Jaylon Jones S 0.99070 5 Cibolo Texas
Demond Demas WR 0.98900 5 Tomball Texas
Donell Harris DE 0.97480 4 Miami  Florida
McKinnley Jackson DT 0.97110 4 Lucedale Mississippi
Antonio Johnson S 0.96510 4 East Saint Louis Illinois
Antonio Doyle ILB 0.96180 4 Saint Louis Missouri
Chris Morris OG 0.94860 4 West Memphis Arkansas
Haynes King QB 0.93980 4 Longview Texas
Devon Achane APB 0.93740 4 Missouri City Texas
Fadil Diggs DE 0.93250 4 Camden New Jersey
Mushin Muhammad III WR 0.93080 4 Charlotte North Carolina
Edgerrin Cooper OLB 0.93010 4 Covington Lousiana
Akinola Ogunbiyi OG 0.91430 4 Kemper Texas
Brian George CB 0.90000 4 Highland Kansas
Joshuah Moten CB 0.89100 4 Ft. Washington  Maryland
Isaiah Raikes DT 0.88740 4 Richland  New Jersey
Dallas Walker DT 0.87950 3 Smyrna Tennessee
Darvon Hubbard RB 0.87500 3 Surprise Arizona
Devin Price WR 0.87430 3 College Station Texas
Blake Smith TE 0.87210 3 Southlake Texas
Josh Bankhead OG 0.87090 3 Woodlands Texas
Smart Chibuzo OG 0.86960 3 Missouri City Texas
Deondre Jackson RB 0.85930 3 Stone Mountain Georgia
Kenneth Phillips III OLB 0.84860 3 Richmond Texas
Earnest Crownover RB 0.84040 3 Kilgore Texas
Jordan Jefferson OC 0.83860 3 Navasota Texas

It's like it takes no effort or analysis for them to make their top 44 list.  But they are honest.  it's in their code or something.

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Mack and Wright were both really good in high school. Mack turned out to be lazy and Wright's been injured, but they definitely were talented.
No idea about Jackson, but he had real interest from programs that know how to evaluate.

Max Wright was the dude with the atrocious power clean technique right? If so I’m shocked that he is injured.
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1 minute ago, fattyflattie said:

Lot's of knee issues (both?) iirc.  

Yeah, I think he's had like 3 knee surgeries already? i definitely think he's had one on each knee, and I honestly thought it was twice on one of them. But definitely don't quote me on that. 

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