Jimbo 2020: Strangers with Candi

[Neonmoon 38130]

As said above, the writing part is easy. I could get blind drunk and write better SEC fan fiction. The difficult part is finding an Aggy graduate willing to take the proverbial load of embarrassment to the face like Mr. Billy Lucci. A public face to rival Texags. Start twitter wars, etc. 

[bizzle 1202]

On 2/14/2020 at 11:06 AM, closetojumping said:

He's a professional liar. He lies on every front, to every person he interacts with, and he does so by choice in order to make money. That's a piece of shit in my view. Has he stolen money from a charity? I don't know, but I think it's a safe assumption that he's done shit like that or worse.

serious question: what is he lying about? recruiting rankings and the legitimacy of collegiate scholarship offers to a bunch of 65 year olds that live in various far flung suburbs? billy is guilty of two things: 1. being a thin-skinned douche. 2. creating a viable business where he has a staff do everything, he writes about one article every two weeks, and is condescending as hell to his paid subscribers. 

nothing crooked and dishonest taking money from people who want maroon smoke blown up their own ass. 

[Neonmoon 38130]

It’s okay to sell lies because people want to hear them? 

[Bevo14 8468]

21 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

It’s okay to sell lies because people want to hear them? 

No, it's because it's part of the honor code ya stupid sip

[closetojumping 65427]

1 hour ago, bizzle said:

serious question: what is he lying about? recruiting rankings and the legitimacy of collegiate scholarship offers to a bunch of 65 year olds that live in various far flung suburbs? billy is guilty of two things: 1. being a thin-skinned douche. 2. creating a viable business where he has a staff do everything, he writes about one article every two weeks, and is condescending as hell to his paid subscribers. 

nothing crooked and dishonest taking money from people who want maroon smoke blown up their own ass. 

He actively recruits for his program and runs his fucking mouth constantly to recruits about other programs. A shit ton of what he and his regime pass on is bullshit and outright falsehoods. He also lies when speaking on the radio locally and when he makes other more regional appearances. Propaganda is evil. Dealing in it for monetary gain is even worse.

You can equivocate and say that everybody does it and blah blah blah or that it’s just harming some idiots. In fact, no, not everybody does it and lying is lying. The guy is a sycophant and the college sports version of Joseph Goebbels. He’s the exact kind of guy that would thrive in something like the nazi or pravda machines. Too far for the sake of this discussion? Maybe. But that’s the thing, the most normal, cowardly neighbors experienced some of the most meteoric rises in those environments. 

[Blotto 24021]

Meh....everybody not storing an aggy ring in their rectum knows the dude is full of shit. Any recruits dumb enough to falls for his bs are perfect for aggy anyway. If Herman can't out maneuver chin pubes we have bigger issues.

[Nivek 17415]

He actively recruits for his program and runs his fucking mouth constantly to recruits about other programs. A shit ton of what he and his regime pass on is bullshit and outright falsehoods. He also lies when speaking on the radio locally and when he makes other more regional appearances. Propaganda is evil. Dealing in it for monetary gain is even worse.
You can equivocate and say that everybody does it and blah blah blah or that it’s just harming some idiots. In fact, no, not everybody does it and lying is lying. The guy is a sycophant and the college sports version of Joseph Goebbels. He’s the exact kind of guy that would thrive in something like the nazi or pravda machines. Too far for the sake of this discussion? Maybe. But that’s the thing, the most normal, cowardly neighbors experienced some of the most meteoric rises in those environments. 

I have always thought him more of a Dr. Mengele’s failed experiment than a disciple of Goebbels.

[Vertigo 20496]

7 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

As said above, the writing part is easy. I could get blind drunk and write better SEC fan fiction. The difficult part is finding an Aggy graduate willing to take the proverbial load of embarrassment to the face like Mr. Billy Lucci. A public face to rival Texags. Start twitter wars, etc. 

Um.. i know a guy you could get to do it but it would cost you six figs... or at the very least three peaches.

Edited February 16, 2020 by Vertigo

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

Bizzle is right about one thing, at least: Luigi's douchiness is his primary character flaw. Whether he is more (or less) dishonest than Fat Ketch isn't an important question -- sure, he's a lying scumbag, but even if he weren't, it would still be a mark against your character if you took him seriously. 

CTJ is right, too, of course: TexAgs actively participates in recruiting as adjuncts to the aTm program. If that ain't dishonest, what the hell is it?

[Tex Pete 21488]

7 hours ago, Blotto said:

Any recruits dumb enough to falls for his bs are perfect for aggy anyway. If Herman can't out maneuver chin pubes we have bigger issues.

What dead periods is Texags subject to? How many Texags reporters are allowed to be on the recruiting trail? Can coaches make documentaries about recruits?

Surely you can understand legitimate recruiting by coaching staffs with limited numbers and parameters to work within is not the same as propagandists who don’t have to abide by any rules at all. Everyone doesn’t do that. 

[Sejjr 3250]

Looch is really a combination of Alex Jones and Joseph Goebbels. While not nearly as successful as either, he has built a small fiefdom where he can stand on a rickety, aggy built soapbox and bleat about the evil BOMC and how aggy is always being held down by powers that fear the Sleeping Giant of aggy football, which will awaken any day now to take the College Football world by Blitzkrieg. 

[Gil Bang 26240]

On 2/14/2020 at 7:28 PM, Tex Pete said:

It was blacklab/shaggy and the site was dirtyolsarge. Maybe immamac could try it. He’s an actual aggy, though I’m not sure which of them would claim him. 

Fuck, Wheeler tried it with "Aggie FanZone" or some such.

[ASDFASDF 266]

16 hours ago, closetojumping said:

The guy is a sycophant and the college sports version of Joseph Goebbels. He’s the exact kind of guy that would thrive in something like the nazi or pravda machines.

Had there been a nazi reference in this thread yet? If not, this may be the longest it's ever taken for Godwin's law to kick in. 

[Schulz2.0 29280]

17 hours ago, closetojumping said:

He actively recruits for his program and runs his fucking mouth constantly to recruits about other programs. A shit ton of what he and his regime pass on is bullshit and outright falsehoods. He also lies when speaking on the radio locally and when he makes other more regional appearances. Propaganda is evil. Dealing in it for monetary gain is even worse.

You can equivocate and say that everybody does it and blah blah blah or that it’s just harming some idiots. In fact, no, not everybody does it and lying is lying. The guy is a sycophant and the college sports version of Joseph Goebbels. He’s the exact kind of guy that would thrive in something like the nazi or pravda machines. Too far for the sake of this discussion? Maybe. But that’s the thing, the most normal, cowardly neighbors experienced some of the most meteoric rises in those environments. 

Someone needs to dig up the photoshop of Liucci carrying the banner in a Nazi/Chinese propaganda banner. It was great.

[closetojumping 65427]

39 minutes ago, ASDFASDF said:

Had there been a nazi reference in this thread yet? If not, this may be the longest it's ever taken for Godwin's law to kick in. 

You think a thread about ATM is going 400+ pages before the first nazi reference? I see that as damned near impossible. 

[Johnny Sack 8397]

Texags is an arm of the Texas A&M athletic department. And blatantly recruits on their behalf.  As boosters, they shouldn’t be allowed to talk to recruits.  

[Not a Sock 2366]

1 hour ago, ASDFASDF said:

Had there been a nazi reference in this thread yet? If not, this may be the longest it's ever taken for Godwin's law to kick in. 

I made one like a hundred pages back comparing Jimbo’s recruiting to German weapons development in WW2.

[KYHorn 17615]

56 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

You think a thread about ATM is going 400+ pages before the first nazi reference? I see that as damned near impossible. 

 

13 minutes ago, Not a Sock said:

I made one like a hundred pages back comparing Jimbo’s recruiting to German weapons development in WW2.

25 mentions of Nazi OR Germany OR Hitler OR Heil in this thread, the first of which was Feb 20, 2019, on page 40 and 11 months in by South Austin. 

40 mentions in the Tell Me About thread, the first of which was April 11, 2018, on page 13 and only 3 weeks in by DNAguy.

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[Spawn of Cthulhu 2241]

10 hours ago, Sejjr said:

Looch is really a combination of Alex Jones and Joseph Goebbels. While not nearly as successful as either, he has built a small fiefdom where he can stand on a rickety, aggy built soapbox and bleat about the evil BOMC and how aggy is always being held down by powers that fear the Sleeping Giant of aggy football, which will awaken any day now to take the College Football world by Blitzkrieg. 

For Goebbels and Liucci/aggy, they'll always have 1939.

[deech 2391]

19 hours ago, closetojumping said:

He actively recruits for his program and runs his fucking mouth constantly to recruits about other programs. A shit ton of what he and his regime pass on is bullshit and outright falsehoods. He also lies when speaking on the radio locally and when he makes other more regional appearances. Propaganda is evil. Dealing in it for monetary gain is even worse.

You can equivocate and say that everybody does it and blah blah blah or that it’s just harming some idiots. In fact, no, not everybody does it and lying is lying. The guy is a sycophant and the college sports version of Joseph Goebbels. He’s the exact kind of guy that would thrive in something like the nazi or pravda machines. Too far for the sake of this discussion? Maybe. But that’s the thing, the most normal, cowardly neighbors experienced some of the most meteoric rises in those environments. 

By comparison, we are stuck with a fraudulent cocksucker like Chip Brown who intentionally publishes material that damages the university and/or its recruiting efforts.

[Sejjr 3250]

2 hours ago, Schulz2.0 said:

Someone needs to dig up the photoshop of Liucci carrying the banner in a Nazi/Chinese propaganda banner. It was great.

[SydneyCarton 49504]

1 hour ago, deech said:

By comparison, we are stuck with a fraudulent cocksucker like Chip Brown who intentionally publishes material that damages the university and/or its recruiting efforts.

I mean, to be fair, Chip Brown was paid to write those hit pieces against Texas. Allegedly. When it comes to whoring himself out to pay back gambling debts, Chip Brown is a man of his word and delivers on his promises. Allegedly. 

[Chopper 17432]

2 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

I mean, to be fair, Chip Brown was paid to write those hit pieces against Texas. Allegedly. When it comes to whoring himself out to pay back gambling debts, Chip Brown is a man of his word and delivers on his promises. Allegedly. 

Is that what allegedly went down? WOW

[Pato del Muerto 53504]

2 hours ago, Chopper said:

Is that what allegedly went down? WOW

Yep. To forgive some ill gotten debt. Which he certainly ran back up quickly. 

[Dennis Taylor 19355]

On 2/16/2020 at 12:04 AM, Sejjr said:

Looch is really a combination of Alex Jones and Joseph Goebbels. While not nearly as successful as either, he has built a small fiefdom where he can stand on a rickety, aggy built soapbox and bleat about the evil BOMC and how aggy is always being held down by powers that fear the Sleeping Giant of aggy football, which will awaken any day now to take the College Football world by Blitzkrieg. 

he is Baghdad BillyBob

 

 

 

On 2/16/2020 at 9:41 AM, Johnny Sack said:

Texags is an arm of the Texas A&M athletic department. And blatantly recruits on their behalf.  As boosters, they shouldn’t be allowed to talk to recruits.  

especially in the bathroom 

 

 

Edited February 17, 2020 by Dennis Taylor

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

46 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

 

 

that's not very intimidating when you consider he's at eye level with your balls

[closetojumping 65427]

19 minutes ago, SwanderedTalent said:

that's not very intimidating when you consider he's at eye level with your balls

Ummm, what? That’s makes it more intimidating. Just about the only way this guy can hurt another grown man is attacking the opponent’s crotch at eye level. That or crawling up your back, climbing onto your shoulders and pulling at your hair. 

[UTEX90 589]

4 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Ummm, what? That’s makes it more intimidating. Just about the only way this guy can hurt another grown man is attacking the opponent’s crotch at eye level. That or crawling up your back, climbing onto your shoulders and pulling at your hair. 

Nightmare fuel.

[Vertigo 20496]

46 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Ummm, what? That’s makes it more intimidating. Just about the only way this guy can hurt another grown man is attacking the opponent’s crotch at eye level. That or crawling up your back, climbing onto your shoulders and pulling at your hair. 

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

Ummm, what? That’s makes it more intimidating. Just about the only way this guy can hurt another grown man is attacking the opponent’s crotch at eye level. 

I've been married for ten years

so obviously my point is I wear a cup 24x7

[bizzle 1202]

On 2/15/2020 at 3:36 PM, closetojumping said:

He actively recruits for his program and runs his fucking mouth constantly to recruits about other programs.

i would be shocked if liucci has spoken to a recruit in the past decade. too busy passive-aggressively responding to subscribers at 3am who are wondering where the article he promised 2 weeks ago is. 

[SydneyCarton 49504]

1 hour ago, bizzle said:

i would be shocked if liucci has spoken to a recruit in the past decade. too busy passive-aggressively responding to subscribers at 3am who are wondering where the article he promised 2 weeks ago is. 

I think you need to re-assess your vision of Liucci, my man. You're underestimating his desire to jock chase a bunch of teenagers in hopes of finding his next best buddy Johnny Manziel. Because lets not forget that dude was partying with a HS sophomore when he was pushing 40 the first time around. Skipping his job responsibilities to find the next teenager he can party with is a priority to a little bitch like Liucci. 

In related news, holy shit look at this crack staff of fucking goobers.

 Hunter Goodwin is one of the most Ag looking Ags I've ever seen. Naturally he studied Agricultural Economics. A bonfire would bounce harmlessly off his fucking dome. 

 

 A pciture is worth a thousand words

 

Clint Howard Gabe Bock once tried being a marvel supervillain.

 Racist

 

You know what, fuck it, there's like 10 other pictures of people that just look like they found the exact place they belong to work. Brauniger, Jason Howell and Dalton Hughes can't ride in an elevator together without passing the weight limit. Liuicci got his mom's nose but managed to sidestep her crook-eye. Just wow. 

 

Edited February 18, 2020 by SydneyCarton

[Chuckie Finster 23079]

This kid's bio is the most offensive thing on that entire site.  Someone from Houston being a Rangers AND Texans fan?  He decided to split his loyalty between Houston and Dallas, and RANGERS/TEXANS was the compromise he arrived at?  How the fuck does that even happen?

George Kopf

Intern

 

George is a sophomore sport management major and journalism minor who joined TexAgs in the spring of 2020. A native of Houston, George is also a second generation Aggie and has been exposed to Aggieland most of his life. When he is not watching ESPN or rooting on his Houston Texans and Texas Rangers, George enjoys playing board games, spending time with friends, and visiting new stadiums. After graduating, he hopes to attend graduate school to help his career goal of becoming a sport broadcaster or sport writer.

Edited February 18, 2020 by Chuckie Finster

[Tex Pete 21488]

6 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

 

George Kopf

Intern

 

After graduating, he hopes to attend graduate school to help his career goal of becoming a sport broadcaster or sport writer.

Let me guess: he wants to attend graduate school at Texas A&M. Am I right?

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

12 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Clint Howard Gabe Bock once tried being a marvel supervillain.

[closetojumping 65427]

12 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

I think you need to re-assess your vision of Liucci, my man. You're underestimating his desire to jock chase a bunch of teenagers in hopes of finding his next best buddy Johnny Manziel. Because lets not forget that dude was partying with a HS sophomore when he was pushing 40 the first time around. Skipping his job responsibilities to find the next teenager he can party with is a priority to a little bitch like Liucci. 

In related news, holy shit look at this crack staff of fucking goobers.

 Hunter Goodwin is one of the most Ag looking Ags I've ever seen. Naturally he studied Agricultural Economics. A bonfire would bounce harmlessly off his fucking dome. 

 

 A pciture is worth a thousand words

 

Clint Howard Gabe Bock once tried being a marvel supervillain.

 Racist

 

You know what, fuck it, there's like 10 other pictures of people that just look like they found the exact place they belong to work. Brauniger, Jason Howell and Dalton Hughes can't ride in an elevator together without passing the weight limit. Liuicci got his mom's nose but managed to sidestep her crook-eye. Just wow. 

 

 

8 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

This kid's bio is the most offensive thing on that entire site.  Someone from Houston being a Rangers AND Texans fan?  He decided to split his loyalty between Houston and Dallas, and RANGERS/TEXANS was the compromise he arrived at?  How the fuck does that even happen?

George Kopf

Intern

 

George is a sophomore sport management major and journalism minor who joined TexAgs in the spring of 2020. A native of Houston, George is also a second generation Aggie and has been exposed to Aggieland most of his life. When he is not watching ESPN or rooting on his Houston Texans and Texas Rangers, George enjoys playing board games, spending time with friends, and visiting new stadiums. After graduating, he hopes to attend graduate school to help his career goal of becoming a sport broadcaster or sport writer.

GAAAAHHH!!!

I’ve never looked that collective clown show up before. Make it stop. 

[SydneyCarton 49504]

12 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

This kid's bio is the most offensive thing on that entire site.  Someone from Houston being a Rangers AND Texans fan?  He decided to split his loyalty between Houston and Dallas, and RANGERS/TEXANS was the compromise he arrived at?  How the fuck does that even happen?

George Kopf

Intern

 

George is a sophomore sport management major and journalism minor who joined TexAgs in the spring of 2020. A native of Houston, George is also a second generation Aggie and has been exposed to Aggieland most of his life. When he is not watching ESPN or rooting on his Houston Texans and Texas Rangers, George enjoys playing board games, spending time with friends, and visiting new stadiums. After graduating, he hopes to attend graduate school to help his career goal of becoming a sport broadcaster or sport writer.

That is just begging for a nickname of Mein Kopf. 

[SydneyCarton 49504]

5 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

 

GAAAAHHH!!!

I’ve never looked that collective clown show up before. Make it stop. 

[Revolution512 1518]

Wow, if there was ever a reason to spoiler something......

[Gardner Barnes 1579]

George Kopf George enjoys playing board games, spending time with friends, and visiting new stadiums.

The first thing I thought of when I read this was this quote from the Simpson’s where Rod’s hobbies include "being quiet during trips, clapping with songs, and diabetes.”


https://comb.io/nQLTQ3

[Neonmoon 38130]

What is worse on Twitter? Olin Buchanan’s far right propaganda or Lucci’s sad likes and retweets of NFL cheerleaders?

[SydneyCarton 49504]

31 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

What is worse on Twitter? Olin Buchanan’s far right propaganda or Lucci’s sad likes and retweets of NFL cheerleaders?

Yes. 

[Not a Sock 2366]

3 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

I think you need to re-assess your vision of Liucci, my man. You're underestimating his desire to jock chase a bunch of teenagers in hopes of finding his next best buddy Johnny Manziel. Because lets not forget that dude was partying with a HS sophomore when he was pushing 40 the first time around. Skipping his job responsibilities to find the next teenager he can party with is a priority to a little bitch like Liucci. 

In related news, holy shit look at this crack staff of fucking goobers.

 Hunter Goodwin is one of the most Ag looking Ags I've ever seen. Naturally he studied Agricultural Economics. A bonfire would bounce harmlessly off his fucking dome. 

 

 A pciture is worth a thousand words

 

Clint Howard Gabe Bock once tried being a marvel supervillain.

 Racist

 

You know what, fuck it, there's like 10 other pictures of people that just look like they found the exact place they belong to work. Brauniger, Jason Howell and Dalton Hughes can't ride in an elevator together without passing the weight limit. Liuicci got his mom's nose but managed to sidestep her crook-eye. Just wow. 

 

Looch looks depressed as hell in that photo.

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

46 minutes ago, Not a Sock said:

Looch looks depressed as hell in that photo.

Well, to be fair, most of us would have killed ourselves if we woke up in the morning and looked in the mirror at that face.

[RomaVicta 30591]

3 hours ago, Chuckie Finster said:

A native of Houston, George is also a second generation Aggie and has been exposed to Aggieland most of his life. When he is not watching ESPN or rooting on his Houston Texans and Texas Rangers, George enjoys playing board games, spending time with friends, and visiting new stadiums. After graduating, he hopes to attend graduate school to help his career goal of becoming a sport broadcaster or sport writer.

Closet queen. Very public about covering sports, watching sport, going to stadiums, and rooting on his teams. Self-loathing homosexual. I bet he makes the biggest deal out of their "hotties" threads. "She's hot! What I wouldn't do to her! You know what I'm talking about. I'd go full scale heterosexual on her because I'm a heterosexual!"

Their archaic cult still throws out queer references like they're supposed to be the most profound insults in the world. What could be more self-repressive? Had then been able to get into tu, they could have been who they are and nobody (much) would care. But they had to go to A&M and fake the hate. 

[Beau Vine 55867]

4 hours ago, Chuckie Finster said:

He decided to split his loyalty between Houston and Dallas, and RANGERS/TEXANS was the compromise he arrived at?  How the fuck does that even happen?

I think everyone from DFW and Houston would even agree that that's completely moronic.  

[Beau Vine 55867]

4 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

Let me guess: he wants to attend graduate school at Texas A&M. Am I right?

You go to A&M undergrad, you also go to A&M grad.  Literally every other university in the world does it differently, but it's part of aggy admission policy. 

[Cairn Horn88 8502]

2 hours ago, Not a Sock said:

Looch looks depressed as hell in that photo.

Wouldn’t you be depressed if your name was Looch and you looked like that.?

[Sejjr 3250]

Board games with friends when you aren't glued to ESPN or watching beloved Championship-caliber teams, I get. Hell, who among us hasn’t called the boys up for a quick round of Chutes and Ladders on a Wednesday night? But “visiting new stadiums” as one of your three main pastimes? That one is a head scratcher. I mean, “going to sporting events” kind of infers you’d be visiting stadiums, but does he literally drive around the country and just walk into empty stadiums? Or is peering through the locked gate reward enough? 

[SydneyCarton 49504]

6 hours ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Wouldn’t you be depressed if your name was Looch and you looked like that.?

That blowout, tho’.