Jimbo 2020: Strangers with Candi

[Focht Up 648]

"not everyone participates in every practice and the proven guys get a day off here and there"

I see they are fostering an attitude of entitlement.  Nice!

[South Austin 53,227]

8 minutes ago, Focht Up said:

"not everyone participates in every practice and the proven guys get a day off here and there"

I see they are fostering an attitude of entitlement.  Nice!

Holy shit, is that a real quote?  Nice culture, Jimbo.

[TBGFL 397]

Shouldn't be surprising. Jimbo fostered an entitlement culture at FSU and everyone sees how that turned out.

[Goodman 3,283]

1 hour ago, Focht Up said:

"not everyone participates in every practice and the proven guys get a day off here and there"

I see they are fostering an attitude of entitlement.  Nice!

Entitlement and blatant disregard for hours of operation set by the NCAA. When you demand your team to work outside of those hours, you can likely afford them some rest.

[Neonmoon 38,130]

11 hours ago, Lobwedgephil said:

By the way, here is what the second team OL looks like right now (L-R): Diesch | Anderson | Clement | Blanton | Gallagher (walk-on

I’m not high on their first team OL, but if they sustain an injury...damn 

Blanton is the only one who isn’t a liability 

[Burt Macklin 19,230]

5 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

I’m not high on their first team OL, but if they sustain an injury...damn 

Blanton is the only one who isn’t a liability 

Holy fucking shit. That’s their first team OL?! If Blanton can’t crack that, he very well may be a liability.

[Katfid54 9,005]

Just now, Burt Macklin said:

Holy fucking shit. That’s their first team OL?! If Blanton can’t crack that, he very well may be a liability.

It specifically says "here is what the second team OL looks like right now."

[Burt Macklin 19,230]

7 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

It specifically says "here is what the second team OL looks like right now."

Well I am going to specifically say, you should go fuck yourself, if you were actually capable of doing so, you coelenterate-dicked troglodyte.

[Katfid54 9,005]

9 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

Well I am going to specifically say, you should go fuck yourself, if you were actually capable of doing so, you coelenterate-dicked troglodyte.

Your name is needle dick.

[Burt Macklin 19,230]

5 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

Your name is needle dick.

[Katfid54 9,005]

6 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

[Leanderman 2,367]

Gonna be fun to watch about the middle of the 3rd quarter when a few of these guys get gassed.

[BigBenBamboozle 1,957]

Would love to see just one aggy season even half as dire as this board describes every offseason. 

[Pato del Muerto 53,506]

4 hours ago, South Austin said:

Holy shit, is that a real quote?  Nice culture, Jimbo.

 

3 hours ago, TBGFL said:

Shouldn't be surprising. Jimbo fostered an entitlement culture at FSU and everyone sees how that turned out.

To be fair, that quote is actually from a9.95er trying to explain away some of the choices, and maybe even not report injuries. 

[Neonmoon 38,130]

10 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

 

To be fair, that quote is actually from a9.95er trying to explain away some of the choices, and maybe even not report injuries. 

Ding Ding Ding. 

Grayson Reed, Ondario Robinson, etc. 

 

[Valmy77 13,626]

1 hour ago, BigBenBamboozle said:

Would love to see just one aggy season even half as dire as this board describes every offseason. 

A non-championship one? So...all of them in the past 20 years?

[Sgt Hulk 14,449]

1 hour ago, BigBenBamboozle said:

Would love to see just one aggy season even half as dire as this board describes every offseason. 

this

[TexasMan 11,456]

Looch RTd this 

[Hagbard Celine 11,255]

2 hours ago, BigBenBamboozle said:

Would love to see just one aggy season even half as dire as this board describes every offseason. 

i'm convinced that half of aggy ability to achieve mediocrity is attributable to our offseason prognostications about their impending doom.

in order for the wheels to come off they are going to have to lose to a G5 or FCS.  otherwise they do what they always do.  stay true to .602, their lifetime winning percentage, which rests on the backs of the non-FBS opponents against whom they are lifetime 145-20-7.  they always scrape together 6 or 7 wins.  always.

thus, we should stop talking about how badly they will do.

conversely, of course we should not over-course-correct and go full aggy, like they already have with the cuckbearer.

therefore, we should simply hone in on what they are: meadoker.  talk about that, and they will be less fearful of an absolute collapse.  ever so slightly increasing it's possibility.

aggy.  meadoker.

oh, and Parcells.

[Katfid54 9,005]

6 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

therefore, we should simply hone in on what they are: meadoker. 

what the actual fuck

[Bigpoppapump 535]

2 hours ago, TexasMan said:

Looch RTd this 

8 whole years? Put in on the wall.

[Knoxtnhorn 6,309]

3 hours ago, TexasMan said:

Looch RTd this 

And yet, with all this NFL talent, aggy has accomplished diddly dick.

[HenryJames 67,368]

In their 8th season in the SEC they’re finally playing Georgia. 

[golfclap 6,903]

Not that we didn’t already know that Aggy is always full of shit but all 32 teams were in Austin. Cultish Fucksticks. 

[Dbeasy 15,596]

Can these people not do one thing without comparing themselves to us. It must really suck going thru life with such a deep inferiority complex.

[Vertigo 20,497]

5 hours ago, BigBenBamboozle said:

Would love to see just one aggy season even half as dire as this board describes every offseason. 

With 4 built in cupcakes, they should land around 7 or 8 wins next season depending on injuries. That is not a trainwreck, but certainly nothing notable. . 

[Scholz 12,306]

Lying bags of shit

[lemonandaturd 4,289]

5 hours ago, Katfid54 said:

what the actual fuck

Hagbard Celine knows that aggy is meadoker and has been meadoker since 1939.  Meadoker coach, meadoker college, meadoker student body.  Blinn is less meadoker than aggy.  

[mr. sunshine 2,859]

5 hours ago, golfclap said:

 

Edited March 30, 2019 by mr. sunshine
Goddamit. I got nothing

[billfromlaketravis 11,823]

5 hours ago, HenryJames said:

In their 8th season in the SEC they’re finally playing Georgia. 

Bama hasn't played Georgia in T Town since 2007. 

[ShaggyBevo RIP 3,873]

19 hours ago, golfclap said:

Not that we didn’t already know that Aggy is always full of shit but all 32 teams were in Austin. Cultish Fucksticks. 

Wasn't it 16 sent their GMs in addition to scouting staff?

[Bevo14 8,468]

1 hour ago, ShaggyBevo RIP said:

Wasn't it 16 sent their GMs in addition to scouting staff?

16! You said 16 ya stupid sip! Only 16 NFL Teams at your pro day!!!!

[Machinator 32,103]

[lemonandaturd 4,289]

aggy recruiting is about to explode like your bowels after you eat at Pancho's Mexican Buffet.  Raise the flag!

[Focht Up 648]

That's right.  Get your hopes up really, really high.

[texifornia 59,017]

"that carrington douche"

Edited March 30, 2019 by texifornia

[Walden Ponderer 12,639]

I'm thinking their figurative nuts aren't much different from their literal nuts.

[Elmer_Fudd 22,994]

Couple of TCU picks for James Sylvester in last few days.

[Pato del Muerto 53,506]

Shane lechler retires, so take 1 off the current aggy alum on nfl roster tally. 

[texifornia 59,017]

Too good not to post: "this fact is embarrassing. please delete thread."

Quote

 

[ClubWhatever 12,310]

Use of word natty infuriates football gods and renders their chances null

[Post Oak 20,568]

1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Shane lechler retires, so take 1 off the current aggy alum on nfl roster tally. 

Probably my least objectionable agvy. 

[Burt Macklin 19,230]

45 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Too good not to post: "this fact is embarrassing. please delete thread."

 

Oh so all they had to do was win a game they lost and then win two ther other games they never played and then they would’ve won the title.

Really does sound like some bad luck for those poor ags. Never can catch a break, can they? 

[HtownHorn 15,236]

Wait, Sumlin was a bad hire, but he was the coach that nearly lead them to that imaginary run through Georgia and ND.

[Vertigo 20,497]

17 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Wait, Sumlin was a bad hire, but he was the coach that nearly lead them to that imaginary run through Georgia and ND.

Try to keep up stupid sip.

[Pato del Muerto 53,506]

Jackie getting caught cheating was just rotten luck 

[Chopper 17,432]

Ya know, if we never had WW2, 1939 wouldn't seem so long ago. Rotten luck!

[Elmer_Fudd 22,994]

Looks like talk on aggy boards is that girl who has the same job as Carrington may be leaving.

[texifornia 59,017]

3 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Looks like talk on aggy boards is that girl who has the same job as Carrington may be leaving.

Leah Knight: https://12thman.com/staff.aspx?staff=1675

Weird, she's only been there a year and seemed to be pretty good at her job.

[Elmer_Fudd 22,994]

3 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Leah Knight: https://12thman.com/staff.aspx?staff=1675

Weird, she's only been there a year and seemed to be pretty good at her job.

Texags and 247 both have a thread about it, but it's all VIP.