Jimbo 2020: Strangers with Candi

[Goodman 3283]

10 minutes ago, texasstrong12 said:

 

[BigBenBamboozle 1957]

8 minutes ago, Machinator said:

[Chopper 17432]

Woodward played the long game on aggy. Before bolting to a conference competitor, saddled them with a ridiculous contract for 9 more years and a coach who can hold them over a barrel any damn time he wants.

 

[Fud 9724]

I can't remember if I knew this before or if it's new info, but Jimbo doesn't have a buyout in his contract 

[Post Oak 20570]

2 minutes ago, Fud said:

I can't remember if I knew this before or if it's new info, but Jimbo doesn't have a buyout in his contract 

hahaha

[SydneyCarton 49511]

4 minutes ago, Fud said:

I can't remember if I knew this before or if it's new info, but Jimbo doesn't have a buyout in his contract 

Yeah, that's been a running joke since he signed. If they fire him, he gets all the monies. If he leaves them, they get jack shit. It's amazing. 

[Orange&White 5573]

1 hour ago, Lobwedgephil said:

I'm convinced something was broken in terms of relationships or respect and probably even the decision-making/power chain

You mean to tell me that real AD's don't like being a puppet to John Fucking Sharp? 

This is shocking news!!!

[texifornia 59023]

7 minutes ago, Fud said:

I can't remember if I knew this before or if it's new info, but Jimbo doesn't have a buyout in his contract 

They did insert this very binding clause, though:

[Pato del Muerto 53546]

Looking forward to 2 years from now when jimbo leaves aggy for LSU for a contract that is about 80% aav of his aggy contract. 

Then, we get to see who aggy can hire and for how much. 

[Orange&White 5573]

35 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Now here's an idea:

Taylor Hamm is tanned, rested, and has a tiny penis. He doesn't have a job and he thinks he knows everything. He would also be straight out of their incestuous circle of incompetence. He checks all the boxes. He's the perfect hire at aggy.

And he would do literally EVERYTHING John Sharp told him to do.

[Machinator 32103]

Why would LSU hire Jimbo when he does nothing but produce 8- and 9-win seasons at A&M?

Edited April 17, 2019 by Machinator

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

1 minute ago, Machinator said:

Why would LSU hire Jimbo when he does nothing but produce 8- and 9-win seasons at A&M?

...because their new AD, whom aggy claims is the bestest evar, is an idiot?

[totallynotabuttpirate 5486]

3 minutes ago, Orange&White said:

And he would do literally EVERYTHING John Sharp told him to do.

Go on...boy...

[lemonandaturd 4289]

3 minutes ago, Orange&White said:

And he would do literally EVERYTHING John Sharp told him to do.

The problem is that for all his faults and shortcomings, Hamm is probably smarter than John Sharp.  

[Chopper 17432]

The amateurish legalese of jimbo's contract mixed with their expressly giving him the ability to quit on them with not even a moment's notice is one of those under-rated moments of aggy idiocy that puts a smile on my face. It's poetry.

[Terry Silver 219]

But Jimbo is an aggy and aggy has a code of honor.  He would never leave them without fulfilling his entire 10 year obligation.

[Neonmoon 38130]

17 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Why would LSU hire Jimbo when he does nothing but produce 8- and 9-win seasons at A&M?

Because at LSU that's 10 wins when you include Aggy on the schedule. 

[texifornia 59023]

More AD speculation

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[Neonmoon 38130]

Lucci could just be stirring up the masses to get Woodward a pay raise. 

[texifornia 59023]

And more - mfeldstein: A&M can f up just about anything

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[texifornia 59023]

OK who is this? This can't be real.

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[randygilman 643]

3 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Lucci could just be stirring up the masses to get Woodward a pay raise. 

Has he ever done that?

[BabaYaga 15629]

 

LOL, yeah you do.  Brief moments of Ag lucidity are a joy to behold.....

[ShowmeyourTDs 1160]

1 hour ago, Tex Pete said:

Now here's an idea:

Taylor Hamm is tanned, rested, and has a tiny penis. He doesn't have a job and he thinks he knows everything. He would also be straight out of their incestuous circle of incompetence. He checks all the boxes. He's the perfect hire at aggy.

[Scholz 12309]

52 minutes ago, lemonandaturd said:

The problem is that for all his faults and shortcomings, Hamm is probably smarter than John Sharp.  

[Goodman 3283]

"we need to start on Sharp. He's a dem. That alone is enough"

When Sharp leaves, they will have to hire our accountants to make sense of that mess. Sharp has cooked & buried the bodies. Plus he is not going anywhere until he gets every last Harvey dollar we gave him. 

[Viper 12221]

1 hour ago, texasstrong12 said:

 

[texifornia 59023]

Omg they all really thought they'd written a good contract. Oh those poor fools.

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[markstanco 12804]

KarenKeyLargo checking out tigerdroppings.com and what fresh new gear LSU has.

[Harry Ellis 445]

16 minutes ago, BabaYaga said:

 

LOL, yeah you do.  Brief moments of Ag lucidity are a joy to behold.....

It's not going to happen but, if Jimbo actually did take less money to go to LSU and aggy paid him for the entire ten years, we might actually reach peak aggy tears. I imagine college station might be on mass suicide watch.  

[Scholz 12309]

What's truly amazing to me is their consistent and earnest confusion as to why players don't want to go there/coaches & admins don't want to stay.

[markstanco 12804]

7 minutes ago, Harry Ellis said:

It's not going to happen but, if Jimbo actually did take less money to go to LSU and aggy paid him for the entire ten years, we might actually reach peak aggy tears. I imagine college station might be on mass suicide watch.  

 

If he walks away they dont owe him money.  But they also dont get any in return. 

[Scholz 12309]

Not that they'll ever win anything WITH Jimbo Baggins so I don't care if he stays or goes but it would too funny to see him go to Baton Rouge for less money.  

[Harry Ellis 445]

7 minutes ago, markstanco said:

If he walks away they dont owe him money.  But they also dont get any in return. 

For some reason I thought they had to pay him even if he walks. I guess I slightly underestimated aggy's negotiation skills.

[Pato del Muerto 53546]

5 minutes ago, Harry Ellis said:

For some reason I thought they had to pay him even if he walks. I guess I slightly underestimated aggy's negotiation skills.

No, but they pay him if they fire him 

[Caddox 952]

They’re basically leasing a used model 7 series with recent mechanical issues. 

[Terry Silver 219]

This is a situation where the glory holes might actually entice the coach to stay in aggyland.  

[Leanderman 2367]

I cannot wait for the Urban to gomer thread to start :).

[ChickenSandwich 9960]

You can only eat at chili’s so many times

[Harry Ellis 445]

2 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

I cannot wait for the Urban to gomer thread to start :).

There are multiple Papa John's in college station ready and willing to help Urban out during the annual aggy rollercoaster drop. 

[BigVegasHorn26 630]

I don’t know why, but this reeks to me of BL pathetically trying to fabricate some perceived head-to-head win over LSU if/when Woodward stays put.  

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

3 minutes ago, Harry Ellis said:

There are multiple Papa John's in college station ready and willing to help Urban out during the annual aggy rollercoaster drop. 

Interesting trivia point: Papa John's in College Station sucks, but not really any more than it sucks anywhere else.

[texifornia 59023]

1 minute ago, BigVegasHorn26 said:

I don’t know why, but this reeks to me of BL pathetically trying to fabricate some perceived head-to-head win over LSU if/when Woodward stays put.  

Eh, Woodward is a Baton Rouge boy. This makes sense.

[texifornia 59023]

So. Salty.

 

[Machinator 32103]

 

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

25 minutes ago, BigVegasHorn26 said:

I don’t know why, but this reeks to me of BL pathetically trying to fabricate some perceived head-to-head win over LSU if/when Woodward stays put.  

I thought the same

[Machinator 32103]

This isn't a bait-and-switch. Woodward to LSU is done.

[texifornia 59023]

Baiiii

 

[golfclap 6903]

[Machinator 32103]