Jimbo 2020: Strangers with Candi

[Goodman 3273]

10 minutes ago, texasstrong12 said:

 

[BigBenBamboozle 1940]

8 minutes ago, Machinator said:

[Chopper 17126]

Woodward played the long game on aggy. Before bolting to a conference competitor, saddled them with a ridiculous contract for 9 more years and a coach who can hold them over a barrel any damn time he wants.

 

[Fud 9543]

I can't remember if I knew this before or if it's new info, but Jimbo doesn't have a buyout in his contract 

[Post Oak 20182]

2 minutes ago, Fud said:

I can't remember if I knew this before or if it's new info, but Jimbo doesn't have a buyout in his contract 

hahaha

[SydneyCarton 47809]

4 minutes ago, Fud said:

I can't remember if I knew this before or if it's new info, but Jimbo doesn't have a buyout in his contract 

Yeah, that's been a running joke since he signed. If they fire him, he gets all the monies. If he leaves them, they get jack shit. It's amazing. 

[Orange&White 5516]

1 hour ago, Lobwedgephil said:

I'm convinced something was broken in terms of relationships or respect and probably even the decision-making/power chain

You mean to tell me that real AD's don't like being a puppet to John Fucking Sharp? 

This is shocking news!!!

[texifornia 56434]

7 minutes ago, Fud said:

I can't remember if I knew this before or if it's new info, but Jimbo doesn't have a buyout in his contract 

They did insert this very binding clause, though:

[Pato del Muerto 52321]

Looking forward to 2 years from now when jimbo leaves aggy for LSU for a contract that is about 80% aav of his aggy contract. 

Then, we get to see who aggy can hire and for how much. 

[Orange&White 5516]

35 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Now here's an idea:

Taylor Hamm is tanned, rested, and has a tiny penis. He doesn't have a job and he thinks he knows everything. He would also be straight out of their incestuous circle of incompetence. He checks all the boxes. He's the perfect hire at aggy.

And he would do literally EVERYTHING John Sharp told him to do.

[Machinator 32097]

Why would LSU hire Jimbo when he does nothing but produce 8- and 9-win seasons at A&M?

Edited April 17, 2019 by Machinator

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

1 minute ago, Machinator said:

Why would LSU hire Jimbo when he does nothing but produce 8- and 9-win seasons at A&M?

...because their new AD, whom aggy claims is the bestest evar, is an idiot?

[totallynotabuttpirate 5341]

3 minutes ago, Orange&White said:

And he would do literally EVERYTHING John Sharp told him to do.

Go on...boy...

[lemonandaturd 4285]

3 minutes ago, Orange&White said:

And he would do literally EVERYTHING John Sharp told him to do.

The problem is that for all his faults and shortcomings, Hamm is probably smarter than John Sharp.  

[Chopper 17126]

The amateurish legalese of jimbo's contract mixed with their expressly giving him the ability to quit on them with not even a moment's notice is one of those under-rated moments of aggy idiocy that puts a smile on my face. It's poetry.

[Terry Silver 219]

But Jimbo is an aggy and aggy has a code of honor.  He would never leave them without fulfilling his entire 10 year obligation.

[Neonmoon 38127]

17 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Why would LSU hire Jimbo when he does nothing but produce 8- and 9-win seasons at A&M?

Because at LSU that's 10 wins when you include Aggy on the schedule. 

[texifornia 56434]

More AD speculation

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[Neonmoon 38127]

Lucci could just be stirring up the masses to get Woodward a pay raise. 

[texifornia 56434]

And more - mfeldstein: A&M can f up just about anything

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[texifornia 56434]

OK who is this? This can't be real.

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[randygilman 643]

3 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Lucci could just be stirring up the masses to get Woodward a pay raise. 

Has he ever done that?

[BabaYaga 15202]

 

LOL, yeah you do.  Brief moments of Ag lucidity are a joy to behold.....

[ShowmeyourTDs 1140]

1 hour ago, Tex Pete said:

Now here's an idea:

Taylor Hamm is tanned, rested, and has a tiny penis. He doesn't have a job and he thinks he knows everything. He would also be straight out of their incestuous circle of incompetence. He checks all the boxes. He's the perfect hire at aggy.

[Scholz 11923]

52 minutes ago, lemonandaturd said:

The problem is that for all his faults and shortcomings, Hamm is probably smarter than John Sharp.  

[Goodman 3273]

"we need to start on Sharp. He's a dem. That alone is enough"

When Sharp leaves, they will have to hire our accountants to make sense of that mess. Sharp has cooked & buried the bodies. Plus he is not going anywhere until he gets every last Harvey dollar we gave him. 

[Viper 12011]

1 hour ago, texasstrong12 said:

 

[texifornia 56434]

Omg they all really thought they'd written a good contract. Oh those poor fools.

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[markstanco 12489]

KarenKeyLargo checking out tigerdroppings.com and what fresh new gear LSU has.

[Harry Ellis 445]

16 minutes ago, BabaYaga said:

 

LOL, yeah you do.  Brief moments of Ag lucidity are a joy to behold.....

It's not going to happen but, if Jimbo actually did take less money to go to LSU and aggy paid him for the entire ten years, we might actually reach peak aggy tears. I imagine college station might be on mass suicide watch.  

[Scholz 11923]

What's truly amazing to me is their consistent and earnest confusion as to why players don't want to go there/coaches & admins don't want to stay.

[markstanco 12489]

7 minutes ago, Harry Ellis said:

It's not going to happen but, if Jimbo actually did take less money to go to LSU and aggy paid him for the entire ten years, we might actually reach peak aggy tears. I imagine college station might be on mass suicide watch.  

 

If he walks away they dont owe him money.  But they also dont get any in return. 

[Scholz 11923]

Not that they'll ever win anything WITH Jimbo Baggins so I don't care if he stays or goes but it would too funny to see him go to Baton Rouge for less money.  

[Harry Ellis 445]

7 minutes ago, markstanco said:

If he walks away they dont owe him money.  But they also dont get any in return. 

For some reason I thought they had to pay him even if he walks. I guess I slightly underestimated aggy's negotiation skills.

[Pato del Muerto 52321]

5 minutes ago, Harry Ellis said:

For some reason I thought they had to pay him even if he walks. I guess I slightly underestimated aggy's negotiation skills.

No, but they pay him if they fire him 

[Caddox 952]

They’re basically leasing a used model 7 series with recent mechanical issues. 

[Terry Silver 219]

This is a situation where the glory holes might actually entice the coach to stay in aggyland.  

[Leanderman 2263]

I cannot wait for the Urban to gomer thread to start :).

[ChickenSandwich 9797]

You can only eat at chili’s so many times

[Harry Ellis 445]

2 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

I cannot wait for the Urban to gomer thread to start :).

There are multiple Papa John's in college station ready and willing to help Urban out during the annual aggy rollercoaster drop. 

[BigVegasHorn26 630]

I don’t know why, but this reeks to me of BL pathetically trying to fabricate some perceived head-to-head win over LSU if/when Woodward stays put.  

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

3 minutes ago, Harry Ellis said:

There are multiple Papa John's in college station ready and willing to help Urban out during the annual aggy rollercoaster drop. 

Interesting trivia point: Papa John's in College Station sucks, but not really any more than it sucks anywhere else.

[texifornia 56434]

1 minute ago, BigVegasHorn26 said:

I don’t know why, but this reeks to me of BL pathetically trying to fabricate some perceived head-to-head win over LSU if/when Woodward stays put.  

Eh, Woodward is a Baton Rouge boy. This makes sense.

[texifornia 56434]

So. Salty.

 

[Machinator 32097]

 

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

25 minutes ago, BigVegasHorn26 said:

I don’t know why, but this reeks to me of BL pathetically trying to fabricate some perceived head-to-head win over LSU if/when Woodward stays put.  

I thought the same

[Machinator 32097]

This isn't a bait-and-switch. Woodward to LSU is done.

[texifornia 56434]

Baiiii

 

[golfclap 6903]

[Machinator 32097]