2020 Alamo Bowl: Texas vs. Colorado

[SDG 3319]

Just now, LarTXHorn said:

Why the fuck isn't Bijan in on those drives??!!

Saving him for Urban??

[Izhmash 563]

Don’t worry guys...these are both freshmen and they get another year to acclimate to Tom’s expectations.  Nothing to see here...

[Bevo Num1 1021]

That was a long fucking quarter.

[Burt Macklin 19038]

I understand we're winning, but CDC should still bring Herman to midfield at half time and fire him on national television while giving him the double bird and doing the Drew Lock hand sign while circling him.  This stupid motherfucker still hasnt learned to feed Bijan the damn ball.

Edited December 30, 2020 by Burt Macklin

[ATLLonghorn 857]

Texas on drives when Bijan Robinson touched the ball - 163 yards, 14 points.

Texas on drives when Bijan Robinson didn't touch the ball - 22 yards, 0 points.

Someone please launch Tom Herman into the fucking sun.

[GTX Horn 1709]

Fucking a, Bijan wouldn’t have missed that kick. Thanks Herman

[Tailgate 3022]

 Bijan should see the sidelines only if his leg is broken....play this monster.

[4th and 5 4914]

I thought you play to win the game.

 

I was mistaken. 

[Happy Gilmore 1001]

1 minute ago, Longboard Horn said:

IS it me, or is Dicker getting worse?

Our Dicker is dysfunctional. 

[TucoRamirez 30]

The only time hooking it is bad.  Damn.

Total dad joke here


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[Nicole44 22064]

1 minute ago, SDG said:

I think he was a safety last year or something.   

Serious? Shit. Well good luck to him. Damn.

[LTtxfan 49279]

Two turnovers... No points

DAMN

[El Compadre 767]

I mean Roschon is badass at getting those tough yards but Bijan looks to be in the zone. Fucking feed him the rock

[TexasGolf 4970]

[millhouse 2615]

Golic needs a fucking tranquilizer 

[GreenspointTexas 9659]

Colorado already trying to burn clock in the first quarter

[Bigbend1812 12927]

Can we stop trying to kill Ducky.!!!??

[Davis Lane 5587]

Just now, Happy Gilmore said:

Our Dicker is dysfunctional. 

And fat.

[Cairn Horn88 8275]

End of 1st qtr:  14-0  Horns!

[landman 559]

Just now, Tailgate said:

 Bijan should see the sidelines only if his leg is broken....play this monster.

So much of this.

[0xdeadbeef 1651]

Bijan is averaging 18 yards a carry.   GIVE HIM THE DAMN BALL.

 

 

[Horn80 6131]

Dicker getting worse.  Wonder what happened.

[CooterBrown 18015]

Looks like Dicker ate a little too much bowl food

Quite the beer gut he has going.

[MonkeyDoughnut 10318]

2 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

IS it me, or is Dicker getting worse?

Can either kick or punt but not both apparently

[HuntinHorn 986]

13-19 on FG Dicker....what the fuck?  The OU kick shine is wearing off quick

 

Edited December 30, 2020 by HuntinHorn

[JFKFC 4890]

Should be a massacre. Herman is doing everything he can to keep Colorado in the game. 

[coachherman'sgrill 2236]

I thought you play to win the game.
 
I was mistaken. 

It's hard to win according to dumb fuck Herman

[EZ$ 2105]

6 minutes ago, Richter said:

Dicker better than Buchevski

Maybe Buchevski can kick FGs??

[markstanco 12579]

And fat.

I noticed that too. Sponsored by Miller lite?

[Bigbend1812 12927]

Just now, LarTXHorn said:

I mean Roschon is badass at getting those tough yards but Bijan looks to be in the zone. Fucking feed him the rock

[tantric superman 4667]

Just now, Bigbend1812 said:

Can we stop trying to kill Ducky.!!!??

All that driving.  Can't be good for climate change.

It's a conundrum.

[Nicole44 22064]

Just now, LTtxfan said:

Two turnovers... No points

DAMN

Toms got to go. 

[Rip76 4943]

1 minute ago, SDG said:

Saving him for Urban??

This.  Maybe UM said, 50%.

[LTtxfan 49279]

Just now, Happy Gilmore said:

Our Dicker is dysfunctional. 

Got confused... Used his punter kick on the FG attempt 😁

[Bigbend1812 12927]

McRib commercial.... Urbs is happening!

[EZ$ 2105]

1 minute ago, Horn80 said:

Dicker getting worse.  Wonder what happened.

Looked like he’s putting on the lbs. 

[markstanco 12579]

Maybe Buchevski can kick FGs??

Is he hurt or suck?

[Sawbonz 27580]

4 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

IS it me, or is Dicker getting worse?

Working on getting drafted as punter

[Cairn Horn88 8275]

We get Jewan back in the 3rd qtr!,

[coachherman'sgrill 2236]

Dumb fuck Herman is schizophrenic. Run. The. Ball.

[Guadaloopy 10974]

McRib commercial.  Gotta be a sign. 

[Funk Doctor Spock 12418]

Tom plays to not lose like a fucking pussy, not to win like someone with a fucking brain. 

[Nicole44 22064]

1 minute ago, Dr. Beeper said:

That’d be a pull or a yank. Not a shank. 

Makes more sense. 🤘🏼

[Stunns38 3536]

Looked like he’s putting on the lbs. 

Trying to be like that fat aggy/Texans kicker. Shanking just like him already.

[4th&Five 41561]

1 minute ago, HuntinHorn said:

13-19 on FG Dicker....what the fuck?  The OU kick shine is wearing off quick

 

It’s gone. Shit, he missed one in ot against them this year. 

[Radical Larry 28646]

Just now, Bigbend1812 said:

McRib commercial.... Urbs is happening!

 

[staboner 4984]

WHY IS OFFENSE SO HARD 

[Sal 1088]

Ehlinger is trash. Hand the ball off to Bijan and put in Thompson or Card once we build a big enough lead.

[JFKFC 4890]

2nd quarter. This is when Herman likes to dial-up back to back illegal formations. 

[CUM2TX 11]

these superman freshman will have their talent and instincts beaten out of them by herman