2020 Alamo Bowl: Texas vs. Colorado

[Js1 85311]

Just now, Sawbonz said:

I’m ready to give ducky the shot myself

That dog and this coach to be taken out back and handled 

[Dr. Teeth 5844]

As Tom always says, these mistakes can be fixed. He’s the mistake. 

[perfectchaos007 6634]

This game is making me want to punch myself repeatedly in the dick

[bar 396]

Did Bijan piss yellow or something? Is he on a yard quota? Fuck this coach.

[LTtxfan 49170]

1 minute ago, LTtxfan said:

WTF.... RJ back in at RB

 

1 minute ago, Mo Horn said:

 Another series without Bijan, another 3 and out

 

FUCK YOU TOM HERMAN !!!

[Mo Horn 8832]

JFC, it's not rocket science. You have a stud RB, you give him the ball

[The Tower 362]

fuck you tom. fuck you. 

[Js1 85311]

Just now, Longboard Horn said:

7 total yards this quarter... unbelievable 

Classic Herman 

[Guadaloopy 10960]

Del Conte should go down to the sideline and hand the headset to Ash and give Tom an Uber gift card.   

[MIkeHoncho 1910]

Hey - Bijan is unstoppable.  Need to be sure to not give him the ball and make lesser players feel bad </fuckface tom>

 

[Don Hornleone 530]

I’m sorry, I ready for Sam to exit. Piss poor arm talent, mixed in with crappy decision making. Going deep on 3rd and medium, crap throws on 3rd and short. This is pathetic. We should have 3 to 4 TD drives already.

[Stunns38 3460]

Sounds stripper-y. lol 

Lol. I’m sure there were an abundance of strippers from there before their trailer parks got bulldozed for $500K houses and golf courses.

[Nicole44 22059]

1 minute ago, Patricio Swayze said:

Fire Herman.  Hire literally anyone.

A snek? Sure why not?

[Nivek 16923]

Tom: Nice Run Bijan. Don't ever fucking do that again.

[Handcruser 2805]

Tom: “Hey Yurch- you know everything we did in the 1st Q that worked? Let’s not do any of that in the 2nd and see what happens. I bet we look smart.”


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[4th&Five 41525]

If I’m Bijan I’m in the portal at halftime. Why stay?

[EE2B 1565]

So I guess the improvement on that third down play is that we didn’t throw it 40 yards downfield with someone open just over the first down marker? JFC.

[AUS-97HORN 11757]

they are seriously remaking Walker Texas Ranger.... without Chuck????

[Mdhorn 5948]

1 minute ago, SDG said:

 

If anybody wants to know what Turtle Tom ball looks like--here it is.  Tom, you dumbs shit, why keep hitting a wall when there's a fucking door?  

[millhouse 2604]

And they're remaking Walker?????? Fuck all of this!

[Bigbend1812 12915]

1 minute ago, Patricio Swayze said:

Fire Herman.  Hire literally anyone.

 

This guy is available 

[Colonel Sanders 1336]

Expecting these games to not play out exactly the same every week is the most frustrating shit ever.

[TwiceHorn 31450]

10 minutes ago, Dr. Beeper said:

Pretty sure the last few months have shown without a doubt CDC is NOT competent. 

Pffft.

[4th&Five 41525]

1 minute ago, KingLerxst said:

And once again. After only 1 quarter. The opposition has figured how how to stop this offense.

By keeping our best player on the sideline?

[Dewey 3286]

Was there a promise made not to play Bijan? This is ridiculous 

[Horn80 6118]

Herman making a blow out a close game.

[staboner 4969]

 

[Liquor and Poker 3659]

I am coming around to Herman being a better recruiter but an even worse gameday coach than Charlie. 

[ClubWhatever 12129]

Herman is such a moron.  The game is very simple.  Give the ball to your best players.    I just watched a high school playoff game where the meathead coach was smart enough to give it to his best player every play.  Jonathan Brooks’ team lost to a team that had the same guy run the ball every play.  They couldn’t stop it so they lost. 

[F250 28767]

Redoing Walker Texas Ranger on the CW. That should be good.

[Radical Larry 28584]

We need to mail out those old "Have You Seen Me?" cards with Bijan's picture on them. 

[Deej 76759]

Winning is hard when you're hamstrung by an idiot coach.

[Pablo 494]

3 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

I’m ready to give ducky the shot myself

Fuck that, give me the shot at this point

[Nicole44 22059]

Just now, Horn80 said:

Herman making a blow out a close game.

He’s calling offense. You can tell. The stupid is strong with Mensa

[Mdhorn 5948]

3 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Not a single WR for us tonight outside of Moore would see the field at any other big 12 program

Not true, if we swapped teams, TCU, OU, and Iowa State would definitely win--by a way larger margin.

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[SDG 3319]

This almost seems like the plan is to try to make Sam the hero instead of letting your literal best player in Bijan win the game.   

[AUS-97HORN 11757]

Just now, Horn80 said:

Herman making a blow out a close game.

He seriously has to TRY to do this every game.  Its mind bottling

[SunUvAbitchMarcos 129]

I’m sorry, I ready for Sam to exit. Piss poor arm talent, mixed in with crappy decision making. Going deep on 3rd and medium, crap throws on 3rd and short. This is pathetic. We should have 3 to 4 TD drives already.

Why are you sorry?


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[JFKFC 4878]

Bijan is an idiot of he doesn't transfer out of this shitshow. 

[Majorcholas 508]

2 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Not a single WR for us tonight outside of Moore would see the field at any other big 12 program

This is a great take. We get no separation, speed, or ball skills from our dudes. How many of those deep balls tonight did las year collin or duvernay go get. And guess what those dudes are playing on Sunday.

wheres Jake Smith?

[touchthemonolith 646]

If this team has me up past midnight on a goddamn Tuesday night watching the fucking Alamo Bowl then I swear to God I'm going to hang myself.

[millhouse 2604]

And they're remaking Walker?????? Fuck all of this!

[Knoxtnhorn 5974]

3 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

7 total yards this quarter... unbelievable 

We do this in almost every game.

[Cairn Horn88 8262]

You don’t see Saban flip-flopping running backs.

[GhostOfTomJoad 9324]

How does Herman think he can recruit blue chips here? "Are you the best? Come here and stand on the sidelines while I dribble piss down my leg!"

[Mo Horn 8832]

The first few series, Tom didn't have a folder/ playsheet in his hand and the offense clicks. No he doesm and we suck. It's not a coincidence. 

[Nicole44 22059]

Shit my dad was alive when Colorado last won a bowl game. Damn. Wish he could be posting here instead y’all would have liked him. 

[Bigbend1812 12915]

1 minute ago, Radical Larry said:

We need to mail out those old "Have You Seen Me?" cards with Bijan's picture on them. 

[AUS-97HORN 11757]

why did it take 5 guys to tackle the QB on that 3rd down?   you all had him and yet you all let him go

[perfectchaos007 6634]

1 minute ago, Liquor and Poker said:

I am coming around to Herman being a better recruiter but an even worse gameday coach than Charlie. 

Thats coming to an end as well. This 2021 class he recruited only 1 of the top 24 players in the state of Texas