2020 Alamo Bowl: Texas vs. Colorado

[MIkeHoncho 1911]

Hey - Palmer gets it. 

[A’Dam Psycho 1470]

Palmer just flamed Herman for not using Bijan lol

[TexArcher 37795]

Jesse Palmer just fucking roasted us for the fact that Bijan has ONE carry since the opening two drives.

[Zeus 6041]

3 minutes ago, CastHorn said:

This one ugly ass crowd 

San Antonio nothin but fat bitches

 

 

[millhouse 2610]

Something is fucked if Jesse fucking Palmer is asking where is BRob

[mininghorn88 2293]

Tom is an idiot.

[Funk Doctor Spock 12221]

Jesse Palmer basically calling Herman a fucking retard 

[elfenix 34254]

[OU Sucks 8823]

Hopefully the halftime entertainment is locking Mensa in a water-filled glass tank at the 50 yard line and seeing if he can work himself out. If he dies, he dies.

[Texas St. Armadillos 1381]

Non stop commentary about Bijan disappearing. 

[CUM2TX 11]

if sam is so mad why doesn't he audible everything?

[GhostOfTomJoad 9326]

Just now, WBT said:

Jesse Palmer is the hero we need?  So conflicted

Can he coach? Asking for a few million friends.

[Modessit 5603]

Jesse Palmer saying what we're thinking.

[Surly Bevo 24942]

LOL at Jesse fucking Palmer shitting on Tom's head.  

[Cajun 11705]

Palmer - "Did Bijan Robinson say something to upset the Texas coaching staff?"

Welcome to the party brah.

[Mdhorn 5949]

1 minute ago, immamac said:

Sam is done. He's about to hop on surly. 

He's regressed this year.  I dunno if it was the pocket passer attempt or just banged up, but his accuracy hasn't been great.  And he still doesn't throw it away.  Who is coaching him?  

[Gil Bang 25960]

16 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

holy shit the announcers just told a story where Sam just straight up called out Tom 

 

 

and why the fuck does Sam not throw the GD ball away??

because he's borderline retarded?

[bmbmd 1027]

Texas Gameday crew with more criticism than usual.  Especially Fozzie.

[clapclapclap 9000]

"How many daaaaaays in Maaaaaaarch?"

31

[MonkeyDoughnut 10244]

Like me some Jesse Palmer Bijan talk

[F250 28777]

ESPN Halftime Report: Why isn't Bijon getting the ball?

 

Fuck.

[Mo Horn 8848]

 Jessie Palmer speaking truth. Fire Tom at the half. 

[TommyGufano 6021]

I'd like to see us throw one to Kelvontay that isn't in the dirt. This is among my dumbest observations, but that dude looks like he might actually have the extra gear most our skill position guys are missing in his pre-snap motion

[Horn80 6123]

Herman looks like he’s trying to lose this game.

[Zeus 6041]

3 minutes ago, TommyGufano said:

 

Beat me to it

[Liquor and Poker 3659]

Just now, OU Sucks said:

Hopefully the halftime entertainment is locking Mensa in a water-filled glass tank at the 50 yard line and seeing if he can work himself out. If he dies, he dies.

Fuck - I would totally have paid $500 a seat for that shit.

[Brothahorn 10087]

He's regressed this year.  I dunno if it was the pocket passer attempt or just banged up, but his accuracy hasn't been great.  And he still doesn't throw it away.  Who is coaching him?  

Sam is self coaching.

[Knewk210 244]

Earlier we were 180 yards to about 60 by Colorado. Then we turtled. Then it was 254 to 189 at half. WTF?

[satyanash 14506]

2 minutes ago, Dewey said:

With Sam we thought he would continue to get better, the receivers would get better. None of that has happened. It's weird play calling, bad.coaching and absolutely ignoring tremendous talent at running back.  

? The receivers have been much worse this year, especially on the outside. Collin Johnson and Devin Duvernay were the only two WRs worth their salt last year and they left.

[taybo20 2825]

This is so asinine and stupid. Herman is flipping off everybody in his way out clearly

[Captain Ron 12883]

For those of you that didn't watch the ESPN halftime, here is Jesse's speech in GIF form

[4th&Five 41557]

1 minute ago, Mdhorn said:

He's regressed this year.  I dunno if it was the pocket passer attempt or just banged up, but his accuracy hasn't been great.  And he still doesn't throw it away.  Who is coaching him?  

Or his accuracy was covered up by having NFL caliber receivers. 

[nineliveslost 2760]

2 minutes ago, Wanker Bob said:

I must say... Your american football club appears to be less than adequate

hey Hey HEY !!! don' t make me bring up 1776 and 1812

 

'MERICA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Bigbend1812 12917]

1 minute ago, Zeus said:

San Antonio nothin but fat bitches

 

 

 

 

[Guadaloopy 10973]

I hope halftime plays out like Mox vs Kilmer.  

[GhostOfTomJoad 9326]

The question is: does everyone have enough booze on standby for  game that likely won't finish until 12:15AM?

[WBT 20579]

Turtles are way more aggressive than Tom.

[GlenFromTheMailRoom 1612]

Tom Herman will keep Colorado in this game.

[SDG 3319]

6 minutes ago, CastHorn said:

This one ugly ass crowd 

I'm in a covid slump so sadly I'd probably hook up with 50+% of the females in that crowd.  

I'm not a proud man...

[Liquor and Poker 3659]

Just now, satyanash said:

? The receivers have been much worse this year, especially on the outside. Collin Johnson and Devin Duvernay were the only two WRs worth their salt last year and they left.

So maybe, and hear me out here, just listen without judging...we should run the ball since the best player on the field is our running back?

[MillerEP 30456]

Rare footage of a young Tom Herman

[Js1 85350]

1 minute ago, Knewk210 said:

Earlier we were 180 yards to about 60 by Colorado. Then we turtled. Then it was 254 to 189 at half. WTF?

Patented Turtle Tom quarter

[TexArcher 37795]

Tom must have Colorado and the points but also want to keep his job.  He thinks winning by 4 or 6 will accomplish both.  It's the only possible explanation.

Unless he's just retarded and stupid.

[elfenix 34254]

[Zeus 6041]

Momentum is REAL YOU STUPID AUTISTIC BALD FUCKHEAD

[GlenFromTheMailRoom 1612]

Just now, SDG said:

I'm in a covid slump so sadly I'd probably hook up with 50+% of the females in that crowd.  

I'm not a proud man...

T&P

[JFKFC 4885]

[zlavydra 2123]

I'm going to drink more.

[Wally Pryor 5261]

One fucking touch for Robinson in the last 6 possessions?  Holy fuck.

[F250 28777]

Tom Herman isn't UTEP's standard.