2020 Alamo Bowl: Texas vs. Colorado

[Stunns38 3806]

Okay I"ll see everyone over at the Urban Meyer or bust thread

Do they have kegs there at the after party? I’ll crash it!

[RamjetFDO 10655]

Conan, what is best in life?

To crush your opponents, to score 55 points, and to hear the lamentations of their cheerleaders.

[TexArcher 39079]

1 minute ago, RPM said:

Held Herman's head in the bucket instead of dumping it.

Give him the upside down dunk into the Gatorade until his legs stop twitching.

[TexasGolf 5467]

Big 12 2-0

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[texifornia 59084]

Ready for the Casey/Bijan Era, regardless of incoming coaching shitshow. 

As always, if Texas just plays their best players, and doesn't outthink themselves, they do pretty fucking well.

[thecabra 39]

This team with Casey will lure Urban in, no doubt.

[WBT 21001]

Valero fucks at the trophy presentation going with no masks

[Hank_Hill 20112]

4 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Lol if JQJ waited like another week to transfer he woulda played tonight.

Well he transferred to a team that beat Colorado by *checks notes* 3 points so can you blame him?

[Cairn Horn88 8503]

4 minutes ago, Richter said:

Colorado is just as crappy as I remember 

They didn’t want to be here.

 

[Nicole44 22326]

Living the LHN right now 

[Eskimohorn 5682]

ballard?

I read about him in Time magazine.

[AUS-97HORN 12058]

holy shit... they dragged a CU player out of the locker room to accept a sportsmanship award!!!!

[ATLLonghorn 1118]

I know none of this makes a single shit, doesn't make up for all the fuck ups this year and it's incredibly frustrating how much of a dumbfuck Tom Herman is when it comes to the usage of his best player on offense, but this year has sucked in so many ways for me personally and I really enjoyed that second half so that's nice.

[Nicole44 22326]

Dude early hair loss

[WBT 21001]

Colorado LB Wells wins the sportsmanship award

[George 493]

Wtf was that about. Lol

[Hook1997 5533]

1 hour ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Casey Has a cannon AND accuracy. Shiiiiiiiiiit 

Things Sam doesn’t have for $500....

[RamjetFDO 10655]

holy shit... they dragged a CU player out of the locker room to accept a sportsmanship award!!!!

He looked thrilled.

[Valmy77 13626]

This season feels curiously similar to last season. Well...so...what now?

[Nicole44 22326]

Overshown!!!

[Teamdirtyleg 1139]

8 minutes ago, Dr. Teeth said:

Honestly, that looked like a group that Herman paid to dump Gatorade on him. 

It looks like the hype-crew walk-ons.  

[SDG 3336]

5 minutes ago, Richter said:

Colorado is just as crappy as I remember 

Yeah but they have chicks who don't shave.    When the carpet is clean it's nice.   

[WBT 21001]

Overshown is the defensive MVP.  Must have been all the armbands.

[Cairn Horn88 8503]

1 minute ago, AUS-97HORN said:

holy shit... they dragged a CU player out of the locker room to accept a sportsmanship award!!!!

What a sportsman!

[AUS-97HORN 12058]

Overshown gets the MVP????

 

uh no.... it was Bijan

 

edit.... didnt realize we gave trophies for O and D

Edited December 30, 2020 by AUS-97HORN

[RamjetFDO 10655]

Overshown is a well-spoken young man. Good representative for The University.

[Js1 87306]

2 minutes ago, ATLLonghorn said:

I know none of this makes a single shit, doesn't make up for all the fuck ups this year and it's incredibly frustrating how much of a dumbfuck Tom Herman is when it comes to the usage of his best player on offense, but this year has sucked in so many ways for me personally and I really enjoyed that second half so that's nice.

It was an underwhelming and frustrating season but had some fucking fun watching quarters 1, 3 and 4 tonight. 

[Deej 77899]

The lack of a Big 12 officiating crew was also enjoyable. 

[Cairn Horn88 8503]

BJ.......the very reason you want as many 5* players as you can get........period.

[Nicole44 22326]

Here is your next Heisman guy. Bijan!

[Hank_Hill 20112]

2 minutes ago, WBT said:

Overshown is the defensive MVP.  Must have been all the armbands.

You know a better way to full speed shoulder tackle people than with a tourniqueted dead arm?  

[THUJONE 4550]

9 players caught passes tonight. Jake Smith was not one.

[dcar00 15003]

10 minutes ago, Majorcholas said:

Toms biggest achievement may be signing bijan when he wins a heisman next year after getting more than 7 carries and gets one of those fugly statues.

he gets more like Mackovic every day....

[Hank_Hill 20112]

Just now, Cairn Horn88 said:

BJ.......the very reason you want as many 5* players as you can get........period.

Annnnndddddd Alfred Collins. 

[Stunns38 3806]

Sam’s mom looked like she wanted to flick off Herman.

[Nicole44 22326]

Culmination! Fuck off Tom

[Js1 87306]

[Nicole44 22326]

Tom acting like Forest Gump now

[Stunns38 3806]

Tom is crying because he fucked up his dream job. I would too.

[DanTheHorn 5092]

2 minutes ago, Js1 said:

It was an underwhelming and frustrating season but had some fucking fun watching quarters 1, 3 and 4 tonight. 

Like all TH games there is always a shit quarter.

[David Dennison 19571]

Just now, Stunns38 said:

Tom is crying because he fucked up his dream up. I would too.

TBD

[Majorcholas 560]

This postgame sports center has reminded why I haven’t watched this shit in years. Brutal 

[dcar00 15003]

1 minute ago, Js1 said:

OT helps a bunch...

[millhouse 2733]

Tom you have nobody to blame but yourself. You fucked up, didn't have a killer mentality and just pussed out nonstop.  Saddle up and gtfo

[LonghornSean 4108]

Quite possibly the lamest post game ceremony every.  30 minutes long with like 2 dozen people still in the stands. Come on!

[Nicole44 22326]

I love Fozzy as a commentator btw

[dcar00 15003]

3 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Culmination! Fuck off Tom

I think you meant CUM-ination..

[markstanco 12812]

Here is your next Heisman guy. Bijan!

How many yards will he pass for next year?

[Cairn Horn88 8503]

Amazing how Tom makes us feel so good after the last game of the year.

[WBT 21001]

balloons!