FLORIDA GATORS VS. BLOW U [COTTON BOWL, JERRY WORLD, 7 ESPN]

[mulletpelini 5210]

2 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

I turned it off.

[Johnny Sack 8397]

Does Florida not have a two deep?  You know guys on scholarship that sub in?  Do they not rotate through their two deep during the season?  Most teams for d-line and skill players, which is what Florida is missing tonight.

[ChiTownDoc 21102]

13 minutes ago, TXSG8R said:

I know you guys are fapping to this beat down, but you guys do understand we are missing 9 starters from that team, right?  It’s apples to oranges.

You are SEC - there's always an excuse.  I promise you if you weren't missing 9 starters there would be a we don't wanna be here excuse.  Reality is SEC is like the ACC. One  dominant team then a bunch of average assholes - except the SEC loves riding that Bama jock unlike ACC teams with Clemson. 

[Shaggy3.0 1695]

38 minutes ago, Mdhorn said:

It's certainly not going to help Texas recruiting. 😐

LOLOLOL.  Seriously?  Our dumbfuck coach damages our recruiting more than any ousux bowl victory.

 

[Mdhorn 5911]

1 minute ago, OU Sucks said:

They should employ the LSU cramp timeout strategy

Don't know if they can--don't they have to then sit out a play?  If they're depleted, this won't work in their favor.  

[Dirk X West 772]

I predict that every team that loses to a Big 12 team in a bowl game this year didn't care.

[Cairn Horn88 8195]

1 minute ago, Horn80 said:

48-13 OU.  Sec, sec, sec.  

7 more and they will match Bama’s score against them.....but, Bama did beat their 1st team.

[Johnny Sack 8397]

1 minute ago, ChiTownDoc said:

You are SEC - there's always an excuse.  I promise you if you weren't missing 9 starters there would be a we don't wanna be here excuse.  Reality is SEC is like the ACC. One  dominant team then a bunch of average assholes - except the SEC loves riding that Bama jock unlike ACC teams with Clemson. 

Yep.  Last year was exception because LSU was an all time team.

Florida deserves no benefit of the doubt.  They beat no one this year and the East is garbage.

[JMFP 1117]

They should employ the LSU cramp timeout strategy

At this point I think they want to let the clock run.

[TwiceHorn 31302]

11 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Did ou have any players opt out of this game?

Doubt it.  The reason OU was so weak this year was their youth.

[Valmy77 13094]

1 minute ago, mdleast said:

To be fair, they are the experts when it comes to being blasted in the ass by Bama

A&M knows all about the Hypothetical Bowl. I bet they are 100-0 against Notre Dame in Hypothetical Bowls this month alone.

[MrPhlegm 3413]

They should employ the LSU cramp timeout strategy

[Vito Andolini 9113]

This game is such a bore and foregone conclusion no one gave a fuck Rambo was juggling the ball as he went out of bounds.

[ChiTownDoc 21102]

14 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

LOL Bama blasted you fucking tool

I much prefer the goal posts goring their sheep fucking fans vs this annual tradition of moving the goal posts to fit whatever BAMA narrative makes sense. 

[Wishbone 4739]

2 minutes ago, OU Sucks said:

They should employ the LSU cramp timeout strategy

I don’t think they want to do anything to impede getting this over with.

[Napoleon 8613]

 

[Al_4_ISU 12409]

I wish we got to play Florida.

[MrPhlegm 3413]

quick kick

[alphahorn 1637]

6 hours ago, Jive Turkey said:

always fuck OU.  so usually i'd be "go gata."

but i won't be too sad if OU wins.  

 

I hope someone interviews this dumbshit after the game

[BluTechsan 393]

1 minute ago, Vito Andolini said:

This game is such a bore and foregone conclusion no one gave a fuck Rambo was juggling the ball as he went out of bounds.

Yup.

[Surly Bevo 24697]

And much like last night with 10 minutes left in the game the announcers have said fuck it time to talk CFP

[Cairn Horn88 8195]

Florida can brag 5hat they are better academically!

[Bullneck 18994]

You know, I don't think I've ever eaten at a Jack in the Box.

[ChiTownDoc 21102]

14 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Did ou have any players opt out of this game?

Yes Tre Brown - literally the fastest player ever recorded per NextGenStats - faster than Tyreke's top NFL clocking.  But did you hear much about it?  Nope

[Mdhorn 5911]

Just now, Dirk X West said:

I predict that every team that loses to a Big 12 team in a bowl game this year didn't care.

Football is full of apathy.  It's easy to get smacked around by big guys for four quarters and not care.  There's certainly no bruises, injuries or lost revenue involved, since guys aren't playing to show out for scouting purposes or tape.  Makes perfect sense really.  Pride?  Nah.  Go ahead and hit me for a few hours while I risk blowing out a knee or shoulder.  

[Horn80 6075]

1 minute ago, Valmy77 said:

A&M knows all about the Hypothetical Bowl. I bet they are 100-0 against Notre Dame in Hypothetical Bowls this month alone.

My favorite aggy hypothetical this month was Ohio State was “scared’ to play them.

[MrPhlegm 3413]

Florida can brag 5hat they are better academically!

nope. its a lie. uf is aggy

[Vic Mackey 46936]

1 minute ago, Bullneck said:

You know, I don't think I've ever eaten at a Jack in the Box.

It fucking slams after a late night of drinking at the bars/clubs. It was always jam packed in the drive thru after 1am. In a vacuum, it's shit ass food but it hits the spot when you are drunk. 

[Pablo 494]

9 minutes ago, Bigbend1812 said:

Florida didn’t want to be here.

same ol' tired ass SEC excue

[DaysOff 7853]

So we can cross off Mullen now?

[clapclapclap 9000]

How many Florida BMD's have called Urban tonight?

[DaysOff 7853]

Put your mask on dipshit

[Francisco 2.0 32346]

3 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

You know, I don't think I've ever eaten at a Jack in the Box.

You aren't missing much.

Although their tacos (which I've never had) are for some reason, something that sells over 500 million a year

[Vic Mackey 46936]

I see aggy is talking about Florida having a lot of players opt out and this win means zero. Soooooo.....UNC has a huge bulk of their star players opting out, too. If aggy wins, will it also mean nothing??

[Valmy77 13094]

Just now, DaysOff said:

So we can cross off Mullen now?

I mean he did get to a conference title game, more than I can say for Herman this year.

[F250 28698]

4 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

You know, I don't think I've ever eaten at a Jack in the Box.

You know how I know you never smoked pot?

[deadshank 24651]

aggy will conveniently overlook UNC’s skill position players opting out of the OB and pound their jizz-catching chests if they beat Mack’s boys.  
 

If aggy loses then they merely didn’t want to be there because they’re butthurt over ESiPN / BOMC kept aggy out of the 4 team playoff. 

[ChiTownDoc 21102]

Pour it on these dumb pussies. 

[Cairn Horn88 8195]

Riley with his starting qb in and throwing deep.....gonna get that 55 points, like Bama.

[TXSG8R 3360]

17 minutes ago, ChemicalHorn said:

You guys have bigger issues man, Iowa St went toe to toe with these guys twice these year, we took them to 3 OT with a mediocre squad, you guys are getting blown the fuck out. Some starters out or not this is ugly and hard to believe it’s be much of a game even with the guys you’re missing.

 

also, fuck OU.

The receivers that are missing are 75% of Trask’s 40 TDs this season. With them on the field, at worst it’s a shootout. guys like Pitts and Toney force defenses to double or shade coverages that opens things for other guys. The browns went out and lost to the jets missing about the same number of receivers. An NFL QB with NFL backups couldn’t overcome it. I know you guys are smarter than this. No one goes out and sandlot QBs their way at this level with a bunch of random guys. They work their asses off on timing and reads. When guys change, it fucks all that up. 
 

Defensively, it probably doesn’t matter. Ventrel Miller is a good LB, makes a ton of tackles, but he’s one guy.  We have been thin at DL all season.  Marco Wilson sucks at corner, it honestly wasn’t any worse without him. The safety we are missing is about the same. Our defense was shit all year. we didn’t win games by locking anyone down. We won by scoring a bunch of points.  Those 4 missing guys are a huge void. 

Edited December 31, 2020 by TXSG8R

[Horn80 6075]

Sec humiliation.

[Wishbone 4739]

Lol!

[TexasGolf 4862]

Pounding 

[WBT 20425]

Joe Tess thinks it just got ugly?

[UTEX_ME 4754]

lmao ESS EEE SEE! let them hear it

[Mdhorn 5911]

7 hours ago, Jive Turkey said:

always fuck OU.  so usually i'd be "go gata."

but i won't be too sad if OU wins.  

 

Narrator: They were not.  

[clapclapclap 9000]

SEC - It just opt outs more

[Nivek 16864]

 everyone's sick of hearing it but it's true, this ain't the same offense, not even close

They are also not facing an anemic sec defense.

[mdleast 8273]

In their defense, it truly does look like they don’t want to be there

[MrPhlegm 3413]

play boomer sooner