Vaccine Information PSA

[Neonmoon 38130]

When you get the vaccine, sign up and report your experiences to CDC via this link 

https://www.cdc.gov/coronavirus/2019-ncov/vaccines/safety/vsafe.html

 

please post all information here. Where to get it, when it’s available. Apps, etc. 

Edited December 30, 2020 by Neonmoon

[Neonmoon 38130]

https://www.dshs.state.tx.us/coronavirus/immunize/vaccine.aspx

Texas have authorized Phase 1B to start 12/30/2020

Who’s getting the vaccine now? 

If you are a front-line healthcare worker or resident of a long-term care facility, you are eligible now to receive the vaccine, since December 14. This group is considered Phase 1A. 

If you are in Phase 1B, you are also eligible to get the COVID-19 vaccine, depending on availability and the vaccine provider. Vaccine supply remains limited, but more vaccine will be delivered to providers each week. Phase 1B recipients include:

• People 65 years of age and older
• People 16 years of age and older with at least one chronic medical condition that puts them at increased risk for severe illness from the virus that causes COVID-19, such as but not limited to:
  • Cancer
  • Chronic kidney disease
  • COPD (chronic obstructive pulmonary disease)
  • Heart conditions, such as heart failure, coronary artery disease or cardiomyopathies
  • Solid organ transplantation
  • Obesity and severe obesity (body mass index of 30 kg/m2 or higher)
  • Pregnancy
  • Sickle cell disease
  • Type 2 diabetes mellitus

[Continental Op 3934]

Won't they already be tracking me via the Bill Gates microchip?

[TwiceHorn 31646]

Seems this oughta be in DT although I'm sure someone is gonna cloak it up somehow.

[Surly Bevo 25256]

1 minute ago, TwiceHorn said:

Seems this oughta be in DT although I'm sure someone is gonna cloak it up somehow.

It already is...this thread is not necessary

[Neonmoon 38130]

Delete thread. ban user

 

[StassneyHorn 6674]

Why do the fats get a fastpass?

[tantric superman 4668]

Thank God for the sickle cell.

[tantric superman 4668]

36 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

Why do the fats get a fastpass?

Yeah I noticed this.

But I think I'm a 29.85.  Damn.

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

1 hour ago, Continental Op said:

Won't they already be tracking me via the Bill Gates microchip?

That myth has already been debunked. It's no Bill Gates microchip, it's a new album by U2.

[Hagbard Celine 10967]

@immamac please merge with the existing thread in DT

[Grade of D as in David 13253]

3 hours ago, tantric superman said:

Yeah I noticed this.

But I think I'm a 29.85.  Damn.

Let me help you with that

[Anastasis 23471]

in for the 666 retroviral coinfection. 

[Bozo_Casanova 26614]

I have hypertension and I’m technically obese. Does this mean I’m in?

[Bozo_Casanova 26614]

Just now, Bozo_Casanova said:

I have hypertension and I’m technically obese with a BMI of 30. Does this mean I’m in?

 

[Anastasis 23471]

4 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

I have hypertension and I’m technically obese. Does this mean I’m in?

Free balling. 

[Bozo_Casanova 26614]

Woo woo!

[Gatorubet 30330]

Won't they already be tracking me via the Bill Gates microchip?

Did you check the ‘no tracking’ box?

If not, get ready for your upper arm fat to start forming words asking about your car warranty expiration.

[DaysOff 7988]

How will HEB know if I tell them I have the beetus? Is this like an honor system morals thing?

[Continental Op 3934]

4 hours ago, Hagbard Celine said:

@immamac please merge with the existing thread in DT

Shut your cockhole and stop playing junior moderator.

[Continental Op 3934]

And yeah... Fuck you fatasses.  You are all going to die soon anyway.  No reason to put fats in front of those of us who take care of ourselves. 

[Anastasis 23471]

On 12/30/2020 at 7:17 PM, DaysOff said:

How will HEB know if I tell them I have the beetus? Is this like an honor system morals thing?

They will have somebody licking swatches of piss to taste for the excess sugar. I told yall HEB would not fuck around.  

[Biff Tannen 45757]

4 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

They will have somebody licking swatches of piss to taste for the excess sugar. I told yall HEB would not fuck around.  

Fuck!  That was NOT in the job description. 

[Anastasis 23471]

1 minute ago, Biff Tannen said:

Fuck!  That was NOT in the job description. 

I didn't read past the part of the contract where we get a pint of spicy quacamole for half off. 

[Beau Vine 54488]

Serious question... How does one establish that they're 1B?

[Anastasis 23471]

22 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Serious question... How does one establish that they're 1B?

 Screen cap your post count. 

[CooterBrown 18038]

Serious question... How does one establish that they're 1B?

I emailed my cardiologist and asked if I needed a referral to qualify for 1B.

The response from a nurse was “Seton will not be giving the public vaccines. Please refer to the CDC for determining where vaccines are available.”

Thanks fuckface. That was very helpful and answered my question.

[SaucyJack 3504]

1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

Serious question... How does one establish that they're 1B?

Take your prescriptions.....or a scale.  Ta Da Bing!