"Mary Ann" has died. Me, I always jacked it to Ginger anyway.

[Gil Bang 26058]

 

[Surly Bevo 25225]

Well that's settled....finally

[RPM 26368]

Fuck you 2020! I was #TeamMaryAnn all the way.

[TwiceHorn 31624]

RIP.

[Underdog 28808]

Damn.  

 

[Hate 20149]

Yep, team Maryanne here too. RIP.

[Not a cat 5726]

I don't get all the fighting between the two camps. You fuck Ginger, you marry and raise a family with Mary Ann.  Even at 13 I got that.

[Onboard 2.0 9083]

FAP FAP FAP.....  I mean..... RIP RIP RIP...

[RPM 26368]

7 minutes ago, Not a cat said:

You fuck Ginger, you marry and raise a family with Mary Ann. 

There was a good reason Mrs. Howell was called Lovey.

[C-Man 27286]

Saw that it was COVID-19 that got her. She's been on The Ticket in Dallas a few times and was always a great interview.

Mary Ann was who I had a crush on as a kid but as I got older, realized Ginger was much, much hotter. Bitchier too, probably, but hotter.

[RPM 26368]

Just now, C-Man said:

Saw that it was COVID-19 that got her. She's been on The Ticket in Dallas a few times and was always a great interview.

Mary Ann was who I had a crush on as a kid but as I got older, realized Ginger was much, much hotter. Bitchier too, probably, but hotter.

Ginger was high mileage, high maintenance. Mary Ann was low mileage with all the accessories. Plus she was a fan of the ganja. She could make you a nice homecooked meal and get baked with you for dessert.

Wheelhouse

[McCroskey 1491]

I had no problem fapping to both. WTF is wrong with some of you?

RIP princess.

[89Horn 1559]

53 minutes ago, RPM said:

Ginger was high mileage, high maintenance. Mary Ann was low mileage with all the accessories. Plus she was a fan of the ganja. She could make you a nice homecooked meal and get baked with you for dessert.

Wheelhouse

Wheelhouse for me too.  Plus, she liked popsicles.  

[Surly Bevo 25225]

 

Edited December 30, 2020 by Surly Bevo

[MonkeyDoughnut 10366]

Damn... 2020 just end already

[smuggs 9354]

[DougO 5257]

I was a Ginger guy when I was 12, but a Mary Ann guy by the time I hit my 20s. Still a close call. Ginger is still a viable option. Ginger wins. Still would.

[DougO 5257]

1 hour ago, RPM said:

Ginger was high mileage, high maintenance. Mary Ann was low mileage with all the accessories. Plus she was a fan of the ganja. She could make you a nice homecooked meal and get baked with you for dessert.

 

Yeah, I'm not buying the theory. Any experienced red blooded American male knows that the sweet girl next door hottie is just as high maintenance, if not more, but more stealthily. You just don't realize it right away. In a way, Ginger is just more honest about being a high maintenance whore. They both will fuck you up and leave you in shreds and laugh about you with all their hot friends.

[DougO 5257]

 

[Nivek 17000]

Yeah, I'm not buying the theory. Any experienced red blooded American male knows that the sweet girl next door hottie is just as high maintenance, if not more, but more stealthily. You just don't realize it right away. In a way, Ginger is just more honest about being a high maintenance whore. They both will fuck you up and leave you in shreds and laugh about you with all their hot friends.

You seem stable.

[Bevo&Pevo 5229]

Mary Ann anytime, well right up 'til now.

[Pato del Muerto 52639]

58 minutes ago, DougO said:

Yeah, I'm not buying the theory. Any experienced red blooded American male knows that the sweet girl next door hottie is just as high maintenance, if not more, but more stealthily. You just don't realize it right away. In a way, Ginger is just more honest about being a high maintenance whore. They both will fuck you up and leave you in shreds and laugh about you with all their hot friends.

Recent divorce?

[Ten Bears 2483]

4 hours ago, C-Man said:

Saw that it was COVID-19 that got her. She's been on The Ticket in Dallas a few times and was always a great interview.

Mary Ann was who I had a crush on as a kid but as I got older, realized Ginger was much, much hotter. Bitchier too, probably, but hotter.

This.  Mary Ann was hot.  Ginger was a smokeshow.

[mulletpelini 5216]

Winfield KS in mourning.  RIP

[DoobieWah 1468]

Team Mary Ann.

Even as a kid, I understood that in short order Ginger would have taken your banana and coconuts and left you nothing, whilst Mary Ann would have lovingly tended and prepared your banana and coconuts night after night after night. 

RIP, sweet castaway.

 

 

 

 

P.S. Cray? Sure - but aren't they all?

Edited December 31, 2020 by DoobieWah

[Wally Pryor 5263]

16 hours ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

Mary Ann anytime, well right up 'til now.

 

Still maybe now, even.

Have you seen pictures of (the still alive) Ginger?

[RPM 26368]

Miss Nevada 1959 and competed for Miss America 1960. 

[lateshow 1308]

19 hours ago, smuggs said:

Imagine her now with the modern emphasis on ass workouts. 

[Scooter Monzingo 821]

The writers knew that all of us were perverts so they wrote in both stereotypes. You know “Heaven for the climate, hell for the company” sort of thing. 

[RPM 26368]

RIP "and the rest."

[Davis Lane 5671]

I always wanted to try her pie.

[Mez2 4027]

Both tacos

[Trey3216 15379]

On 12/30/2020 at 4:22 PM, DougO said:

Yeah, I'm not buying the theory. Any experienced red blooded American male knows that the sweet girl next door hottie is just as high maintenance, if not more, but more stealthily. You just don't realize it right away. In a way, Ginger is just more honest about being a high maintenance whore. They both will fuck you up and leave you in shreds and laugh about you with all their hot friends.

The girls all look the same when they’re leavin’