A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]

[Mdhorn 5948]

And they're bringing the Covid.  

[Wanker Bob 379]

Aren't we past the part of the story where even the dumbest out there finally look at it and say "yeah, this guy's a joke"?

[StassneyHorn 6575]

Did my 2 hour drive from Austin down to Victoria again for Christmas. Austin to Gonzales, not many signs, never noticed too many at the height. 
 

Gonzales to Victoria still a good bit of flags with signs for Trump. Oilfield people I guess along with old religious folks. My favorite is leaving Cuero and entering the homestretch where some old couple has a bunch of signs on their fence line.  “We ❤️ Trump, I ❤️ My grandkids.”

I hate to be the dog chasing his tail but goddamn 2022 results will be interesting to see. Conservatives openly railing against Abbott and Paxton, while Democrats continue to be one cycle away in perpetuity. Can Donald’s negativity against establishment GOP and our own Florida man now leading the Texas GOP convince enough people to not show up? I think Allan West will do enough to be what Kelli Ward was to the AZ GOP.

Edited January 1, 2021 by StassneyHorn

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

5 minutes ago, Mdhorn said:

And they're bringing the Covid.  

I really, really, really hope they remember to not wear masks, and to lick each other's utensils repeatedly at every meal.

[Chooky 13307]

1 minute ago, Wanker Bob said:

Aren't we past the part of the story where even the dumbest out there finally look at it and say "yeah, this guy's a joke"?

Nah. It will get dumber. 

[Born to Run 6569]

Did my 2 hour drive from Austin down to Victoria again for Christmas. Austin to Gonzales, not many signs, never noticed too many at the height. 
 
Gonzales to Victoria still a good bit of flags with signs for Trump. Oilfield people I guess. My favorite is leaving Cuero and entering the homestretch where some old couple has a bunch of signs on their fence line.  “We Trump, I  My grandkids.”

It's way worse on the coast. Shits everywhere.

[Underdog 28612]

25 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

“Be there, will be wild”

Don't these "protestors" have jobs?  

[Pato del Muerto 52489]

Just now, Underdog said:

Don't these "protestors" have jobs?  

Fresh week off pto for the new year.

someone will have the bright idea to march over to the inauguration site and instigate. 

[Mdhorn 5948]

4 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

I really, really, really hope they remember to not wear masks, and to lick each other's utensils repeatedly at every meal.

But the region will suffer another outbreak which doesn't make me happy.  I hope there's no opposition so that there'll be less outbreaks and news to report.  I'd love for media to focus on nothing more than a group of brainless marching around looking bored.  

[Chad Fuck 17670]

Is it too late for infrastructure week?  

 

It is, isn't it?

[Cousin Strawberry 1261]

21 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Don't these "protestors" have jobs?  

No

[RomaVicta 29905]

16 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

 

Sammy Davis Jr.: I got reanimated for this? Hug Nixon once and they never let you go.

 

[atomheartbevo 89649]

https://trumpmarch.com

Doesn't take long to get to the "we need your donations!" part.

Also, I hope a lot of people aren't RSVPing tickets and not showing up.

[RomaVicta 29905]

6 hours ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Here's a small doom scrolling thread by Bill Kristol if you want to start your new year on a less happy note. I've spoilered the majority in case you're not into that.

 

 

  Hide contents

 

 

 

 

 

 

5 hours ago, Anastasis said:

I’ll be god damned if bill Kristol is the first thing I read in 2021. 

He draws the same conclusions I do about Trump's endgame except he has firmer grasp of how the law will be bent. This is what I saw with Trump filling DOD with his stinking toadies and having it leaked that Flynn brought up martial law. He's trying to lay the groundwork to protect our democracy from obvious corruption. Tens of millions of irony deaf fools will believe him.

It may become necessary for a military coup to secure the government for the rightfully elected.

Idiot World crashes into Irony World.

It could happen. Unfathomable to me three years ago.

[4th&Five 41525]

 

[Underdog 28612]

Vanilla Ice?  Damn, knew I should've kept my reservations. 

[conVINCEd 21469]

5 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Vanilla Ice?  Damn, knew I should've kept my reservations. 

The last time I attended an event where Vanilla Ice was supposed to be present I had handcuffs on by the end of the night.  Be careful what you wish for.

[Chooky 13307]

Dumps. Massive dumps. They called them dumps. Huge dumps. 

[JimmyJames 12271]

1 hour ago, 4th&Five said:

“Be there, will be wild”

14 days after January 6 is January 20. So I was right, the worst day for Covid in this country will be the day before trumps fat ass is finally thrown out of office. Although technically it’s the same day as that fat piece of dog shit will still be the worst fucking president we’ve ever had until noon that day. 

[Ted Lange 16084]

28 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

Did they at least get the famous naked burger?

[threesheets 1672]

30 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

https://trumpmarch.com

Doesn't take long to get to the "we need your donations!" part.

Also, I hope a lot of people aren't RSVPing tickets and not showing up.

C'mon. There's no way they'd fall for that again.

Lol, just kidding.

[washparkhorn 9939]

13 minutes ago, conVINCEd said:

The last time I attended an event where Vanilla Ice was supposed to be present I had handcuffs on by the end of the night.  Be careful what you wish for.

Forget your safe-word?

 

PSA:

Spoiler

 

Edited January 1, 2021 by washparkhorn

[Neonmoon 38129]

Hey Kushner 

 

[Sawbonz 27547]

57 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

 

He draws the same conclusions I do about Trump's endgame except he has firmer grasp of how the law will be bent. This is what I saw with Trump filling DOD with his stinking toadies and having it leaked that Flynn brought up martial law. He's trying to lay the groundwork to protect our democracy from obvious corruption. Tens of millions of irony deaf fools will believe him.

It may become necessary for a military coup to secure the government for the rightfully elected.

Idiot World crashes into Irony World.

It could happen. Unfathomable to me three years ago.

[Judge Roybeanbag 11819]

32 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

Did they at least get the famous naked burger?

Wait, so the white stuff was vanilla ice!

[Guest Lobo]

"Be there, will be wild."  ???

 

I mean, are we not doing phrasing anymore with Ivanka?  

[Bozo_Casanova 26444]

41 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

Did they at least get the famous naked burger?

[Leeroy Jenkins 2402]

37 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Hey Kushner 

 

So that is why he was so against this bill.  Now it all makes sense.  

[Gardner Barnes 1562]

What I am seeing is a shit ton of Trump signs, banners etc. still on display and I have to wonder if half the people in this country can possibly be this fkn stupid.  I am starting to hope that the rally Trump is calling for develops into the biggest display of looting, arson, and violence we have ever seen.  Maybe then some of these morons will come to their senses  or enough will be killed for the rest to understand that trying to overthrow our elected government is not really a good idea. 

You will have to rip those signs from their cold dead hands.

[staboner 4969]

48 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Hey Kushner 

 

interesting (as in reading teh tweet but not the linked article). seems like this dude is damn happy about it. interested to know more. 

[kevwun 15774]

Foreign governments use them to fund their disinformation campaigns here.

[NWBuck 8552]

1 minute ago, kevwun said:

Foreign governments use them to fund their disinformation campaigns here.

And domestic folks use them to cover their tracks in a number of ways as well, yes?

[Hornius Emeritus 12457]

7 minutes ago, NWBuck said:

And domestic folks use them to cover their tracks in a number of ways as well, yes?

Yes. For example, I own Surlyhorns, Texags, AND Twitter. 

[NWBuck 8552]

14 minutes ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

Yes. For example, I own Surlyhorns, Texags, AND Twitter. 

And a certain Eskimo Hut?

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13581]

5 hours ago, Bookman said:

Who the fuck is Dan Bongino?

Only pawn in Game Of Life.

[Francisco 2.0 32389]

3 hours ago, Underdog said:

Don't these "protestors" have jobs?  

Soros Koch pays them.

 

[Born to Run 6569]

The last time I attended an event where Vanilla Ice was supposed to be present I had handcuffs on by the end of the night.  Be careful what you wish for.

When I saw him last, I got drunk af in Padre Island and hooked up with a chick in a tent and did some blow with a random stranger as the sun came up. So his mileage may vary.

[MaybeACoordinator 8349]

7 hours ago, Underdog said:

Do your thing, Tumor! 

 

 

 

That bad year has Jose Altuve looking rough

[RomaVicta 29905]

2 hours ago, JimmyJames said:

Although technically it’s the same day as that fat piece of dog shit will still be the worst fucking president we’ve ever had until noon that day. 

Worst of any real or fictitious (including satire and foreign enemy portrayals) presidents in history. The governor in Blazing Saddles looks like FDR compared to Trump.

[RomaVicta 29905]

6 hours ago, David Dennison said:

It doesn't matter. He's no longer president at noon on January 20.

[Hank Scorpio 17729]

 

[atomheartbevo 89649]

Digging his meltdowns on twitter.  He's upped the frequency it seems.

[Left Coast 863]

2 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Digging his meltdowns on twitter.  He's upped the frequency it seems.

Tick tick tick motherfucker.

19 days... he can feel it.

[Mrs Whiggins 13050]

6 minutes ago, Left Coast said:

Tick tick tick motherfucker.

19 days... he can feel it.

Ummmm, does anyone happen to know if the person holding the "football" can hand it off to someone else if Trump asks for it? Kind of like lugging around a blank binder like the press secretary?

[kevwun 15774]

They could substitute the briefcase with a battleship game and Trump wouldn't know the difference.  Awesome, you just sunk Jina.

Edited January 2, 2021 by kevwun

[Mrs Whiggins 13050]

Also:

I'm not going to exhale until January 21, 22 and maybe even wait until Groundhog Day.

[SaucyJack 3488]

4 hours ago, conVINCEd said:

The last time I attended an event where Vanilla Ice was supposed to be present I had handcuffs on by the end of the night.  Be careful what you wish for.

[Mrs Whiggins 13050]

Sigh...more Gulf news. I need to stop doom scrolling on the first day of the new year.

 

[Neonmoon 38129]

Grift grift 

 

[Disco Strangler 1866]

Does this fucker ever smile?   He is a ghoul in very photo.  Maybe I should find solace in his lack of joy I happiness.