A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]

[The Hot Dog Buffet 1291]

4 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:

That's not his problem. That's THEIR problem.

It would be their problem if they were dumb enough to represent him. Rudy Giuliani as chief attorney is definitely Trump's problem.

[Biff Tannen 45749]

5 minutes ago, Lagunamadre said:

come 1/20 all that will be left of him in the white house will be orange stained bath towels and dirty McDonalds bags.  

Still should probably just burn it down and start over.  With him in it?  All the better.

[Sawbonz 27595]

34 minutes ago, Degenerate Gardner said:

We've been reduced to using to the same humane strategy with the President that you would with vermin in your attic: seal the exits, don't allow access to sustenance, then wait until they show themselves and remove them.

It's too good for him.

 

That’s not how I treat vermin in my attic. 

[Sawbonz 27595]

28 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Yup:

 

That dude should start a college fb insider’s blog

[MaybeACoordinator 8349]

You can look it up -- my ideal dream ending to his presidency has always been having him dragged out of there and not by fancy ass feds but plain ol' DC flatfeet. Dragged across his red-tagged lawn and cuffed and stuffed on a trespassing warrant like a common squatter. We need to get over this idea that presidents, especially ex-presidents, are exalted beings. He is a fucking citizen with no more or no fewer rights than any of us. Treat him like you would an Anacostia wino. 

[Anastasis 23488]

Never stop, twitter.

 

 

 

[Bama Chick 28596]

I had no idea the guy is apparently a blue check grifter. Twitter ought to do something about misleading profiles as well as tweets. Sorry about that y’all.

No matter when Trump vacates The White House, I imagine The Bidens won’t move in for a week or so.

He’s gonna have ServPro up in that bitch like it’s got 7 dead bodies inside.

[Royalfan5 2355]

On the off chance that Trump barricades himself in the White House I hope they go full Noriega with it and just blare Panama on repeat at him 

[Anastasis 23488]

1 minute ago, Bama Chick said:

Twitter ought to do something about misleading profiles as well as tweets. 

Yeah, that's not how twitter is ever going to work. Twitter can be a great resource.  It's all about how you curate your feed though. Pretty easy to get sucked down a feedback loop. 

[Continental Op 3934]

Looking at the guy's twitter profile, seeing that he bills himself as "Hollywood's Ultimate Insider" and a "pop culture expert", and ignoring him was  bridge too far?

[Guadaloopy 11018]

13 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

I had no idea the guy is apparently a blue check grifter. Twitter ought to do something about misleading profiles as well as tweets. Sorry about that y’all.

No matter when Trump vacates The White House, I imagine The Bidens won’t move in for a week or so.

He’s gonna have ServPro up in that bitch like it’s got 7 dead bodies inside.

It will definitely take a while to get the pee smell out of the Lincoln bedroom.  

[Blotto 23584]

fucking lulz. New entrant on the "punchable faces" top 10.

https://mikesington.com/

[Guest Lobo]

He looks like the even dumber and douchier younger brother of Dennis Duffy from 30 Rock.  

[Player 4576]

On the off chance that Trump barricades himself in the White House I hope they go full Noriega with it and just blare Panama on repeat at him 

No way - there’s only one correct choice here...

[jimmyjazz 46217]

It's a helluva square jaw, though.  Baywatch worthy.

[tchookem 3919]

I'm sure that Trump has worked through all of the options: allow him to remain as Acting President while "irregularities are researched,  or hold another election next November (while he remains in office.) 
The saddest part of this whole affair is the effective silence from GWB. I understand his unwillingness to involve himself in political matters or submit opinions that hurt current Presidents but he won't comment on efforts to subvert the Constitution. I assume GWB takes the stance that he will only comment ONCE the Constitution is tossed aside. But wouldn't that be too late?

You have to keep in mind that GWB isn't intellectually equipped to make any statement that want prepared by someone else.

[Fudge Nuggets 19227]

If the rumors of dotard refusing to leave were true I hope we take a page out of the Janet Reno playbook.  We've rebuilt the White House before, we can do it again.

[4th&Five 41599]

He’s had 2 months to deal with his little feel feels about losing. Knock once and then drag his fat ass out with a tank. 

[Upgrayedd 5821]

2 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

If the rumors of dotard refusing to leave were true I hope we take a page out of the Janet Reno playbook.  We've rebuilt the White House before, we can do it again.

Not the time for a dance party IMO

[Aqua Buddha 14623]

If he refused to leave, put his physical removal on pay per view and you'll pay off the national debt.

[TexArcher 38075]

44 minutes ago, Continental Op said:

Looking at the guy's twitter profile, seeing that he bills himself as "Hollywood's Ultimate Insider" and a "pop culture expert", and ignoring him was  bridge too far?

He's a disaster scientist, okay?

[Guest Lobo]

3 minutes ago, Upgrayedd said:

Not the time for a dance party IMO

Wasn't Rudy Guiliani the guest host of one of her dance parties?  Oh, the irony. 

[Continental Op 3934]

Is he going to go batshit tonight and say something about invoking the Insurrection Act or does he wait until Wednesday for that?

[Chad Fuck 17806]

2 minutes ago, Continental Op said:

Is he going to go batshit tonight and say something about invoking the Insurrection Act or does he wait until Wednesday for that?

He's waiting to see what happens on Wednesday.

 

[Sawbonz 27595]

 

[Chad Fuck 17806]

Then when Pence inevitably does just enough to pander to the base, but goes ahead and counts against Trump anyhow...

[Guest Lobo]

Any of you phone sleuths figure out what kinda phone he's on, then you can tell by the angle of his fingers...how small his hands really are.  At 6'3", his hands should be about---what 9" across?  Mine are 10.5", a lot of people are saying my hands won a contest against his hands.  I dunno, that's just what people are saying. 

If somebody doesn't mind probably having a few weapons pulled on them, this Georgia rally would be a good place to hold up a simple sign saying

"Tremendous Hands"      (which is what I called Ivanka in college).  

[Sawbonz 27595]

Hey honey—don’t forget the coffee!

[Anastasis 23488]

3 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Any of you phone sleuths figure out what kinda phone he's on, then you can tell by the angle of his fingers...how small his hands really are.  At 6'3", his hands should be about---what 9" across?  Mine are 10.5", a lot of people are saying my hands won a contest against his hands.  I dunno, that's just what people are saying. 

If somebody doesn't mind probably having a few weapons pulled on them, this Georgia rally would be a good place to hold up a simple sign saying

"Tremendous Hands"      (which is what I called Ivanka in college).  

Didn't you have a bit you did about nobody needing a phone that wasn't sized for midgets? 

[DDD Dad 14352]

1 minute ago, Sawbonz said:

Hey honey—don’t forget the coffee!

T minus 3 days and counting for her positive COVID test announcement.

[Anastasis 23488]

1 minute ago, Sawbonz said:

Hey honey—don’t forget the coffee!

Using a decade old twitter profile pic to own the libs. 

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13587]

44 minutes ago, Blotto said:

fucking lulz. New entrant on the "punchable faces" top 10.

https://mikesington.com/

Now I believe in Lizard People.

[TexArcher 38075]

1 minute ago, DDD Dad said:

T minus 3 days and counting for her positive COVID test announcement.

I wouldn't want to wish Covid on anyone, but if she gets it, not only will I not lose any sleep over it, I might start to believe there's a god after all.

[Mach 1 1677]

I skimmed the transcript of that Georgia phone call, but finally had the chance to listen to it.

Holy shit, the fear and desperation in his voice, in complete contrast to the confident and measured voices of the GA guys, is fucking gold.  I smiled and laughed through the whole thing.  He's just a monkey throwing his shit around the yard.

[TexArcher 38075]

4 minutes ago, Mach 1 said:

I skimmed the transcript of that Georgia phone call, but finally had the chance to listen to it.

Holy shit, the fear and desperation in his voice, in complete contrast to the confident and measured voices of the GA guys, is fucking gold.  I smiled and laughed through the whole thing.  He's just a monkey throwing his shit around the yard.

Except that this monkey has the nuclear codes.  I'm afraid of what this lunatic is going to do over the next 15 days.

[Genco 3041]

I'm impressed the SoS office was able to get the full transcript out as quickly as they did. Reading along with the audio is exhausting. Must have taken Zapruder type scrutiny to get that incoherent rambling transcribed.

[Mrs Whiggins 13050]

23 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

 

Ivanka's more than a little afraid that her Dad may throw her under the bus and derail her political plans.

[Pato del Muerto 52614]

Can we start urgent renovations on the White House immediately that will require him to stay out?  Be done in about 2 weeks, sir. 

[Mole 4333]

1 hour ago, Blotto said:

fucking lulz. New entrant on the "punchable faces" top 10.

https://mikesington.com/

Uncanny valley right there.

[TexasEd 8077]

3 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

So who's Mike Singleton? 

Lighter duty version of Mike Multiton

[HenryJames 66188]

 

[TexArcher 38075]

1 hour ago, Blotto said:

 

Jesus, this looks like an ad for rohypnol.

[Francisco 2.0 32431]

8 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Jesus, this looks like an ad for rohypnol.

You know he's used it.

[Beau Vine 54462]

 

[TwiceHorn 31541]

4 hours ago, Red Five said:

He'll have SS protection but to what extent are they obligated to protect him? If he shoots someone on 5th Ave and the cops come to arrest him, it's not like the SS will fight the cops. 

Yep, that part of it is assuredly bullshit.  That tweet is being contested and "debunked."

[Red Five 40897]

35 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

 

Wait, we'll see them tonight, but "especially" see them on Wednesday? How does that work exactly?

[atomheartbevo 89816]

Yeah, and it's never going to get that point.  He'll be out of DC after Wednesday, if not Wednesday night.  He's probably already planning rallies opposite of the inauguration.  

[Mrs Whiggins 13050]

Just now, Red Five said:

Wait, we'll see them tonight, but "especially" see them on Wednesday? How does that work exactly?

OMG. Everyone remember the whiteboards and posters the GOP had at the Intel hearings and Impeachment hearings, including the misspelled one and the upside down one?

Do I dare hope there will be a battle of the whiteboards? I am so ready for Katie Porter to wreck shop.

[Sawbonz 27595]

He’s really giving it his all for those fine Georgia senators 

[jimmyjazz 46217]

1 hour ago, Genco said:

I'm impressed the SoS office was able to get the full transcript out as quickly as they did. Reading along with the audio is exhausting. Must have taken Zapruder type scrutiny to get that incoherent rambling transcribed.

That's why you split it up between a couple of dozen patriots, each tasked with transcribing a minute or two.  This is war.  Resource management is key.  Even the US top brass had to make minor concessions during the Battle of the Bulge.  Well, this is the new Battle of the Bulge.