A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]

[Fudge Nuggets 18,825]

20 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Edited January 8, 2021 by Fudge Nuggets

[Francisco 2.0 31,568]

Now, Twitter.  Pull the plug on the rest of the Trump clan.  I don't give a shit if they broke any rules or not.  Ivanka shouldn't have to hand her phone over to Daddy so he can launch a missive on what "his" patriots to do.

 

 

[mdmost 42,167]

 

[Fudge Nuggets 18,825]

21 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

And 

 

 

 

 

Edited January 8, 2021 by Fudge Nuggets

[sachick 1,189]

Dammit, used the wrong gif last time. This would have been much better.




Or this one.

[Francisco 2.0 31,568]

 

 

[SizzleChest 8,032]

5 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

“HOW DOES MYSPACE WORK”

[Biff Tannen 44,921]

3 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

Every accusation is a confession.  As usual.

[Fudge Nuggets 18,825]

20 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Now, will they suspend the @potus account to keep him from hijacking it for the time being?

 

 

 

 

He fired the only guy that knew the password.

[aggie08 20,213]

Not to be that guy, but isn't "permanently suspended" an oxymoron?

[Biff Tannen 44,921]

What happens if I register @Joebidenpotus and every other conceivable variation?  Would twitter force me to hand it over to the president?

[Francisco 2.0 31,568]

1 minute ago, Biff Tannen said:

What happens if I register @Joebidenpotus and every other conceivable variation?  Would twitter force me to hand it over to the president?

Give it a try.

 

However, I suspect those names are already locked away.

[SizzleChest 8,032]

2 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

Not to be that guy, but isn't "permanently suspended" an oxymoron?

As opposed to indefinitely suspended.  Suspended means literally "in suspense".  Twitter probably avoids using words like "banned".

[Guest Lobo]

4 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

Not to be that guy, but isn't "permanently suspended" an oxymoron?

There is talk of "Double-Secret" Suspension.  

[Francisco 2.0 31,568]

 

 

[Biff Tannen 44,921]

6 minutes ago, SizzleChest said:

As opposed to indefinitely suspended.  Suspended means literally "in suspense".  Twitter probably avoids using words like "banned".

[Brisketexan 103,148]

9 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Every accusation is a confession.  As usual.

This.

The response to accounts being suspended because they call for violent action and murder....is to promise violent action and murder.

We have a real-deal terrorist movement here, folks.  And here's the dirty little secret -- we've had it for years.  This is just when it finally comes to fruition.  It was ALWAYS going to end this way.

[Brisketexan 103,148]

2 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

I would suggest that using ANY media to speak ill of the lovely Markie Post should also result in a banning.

[JFKFC 4,875]

 

[Dr. Teeth 5,737]

I assume he means remove the app from the store.

[mdmost 42,167]

TTom and his God King now have another thing in common, beside being batshit crazy. Both got they asses banned.

[Orale 1,079]

I would suggest that using ANY media to speak ill of the lovely Markie Post should also result in a banning.

She's quite foxy for 70.

[FondrenRoad 4,378]

31 minutes ago, mdmost said:

I believe they ban any other accounts. Plus and more importantly, he loses all his followers. They would all have to find the new account and follow it. Twitter would just ban that one when they found it. It's like a Surly timeout. Don't start another account or your facing a bigger ban. 

Isn't the official POTUS account still up?  Does he ever use that one anymore?

[mdmost 42,167]

Just now, FondrenRoad said:

Isn't the official POTUS account still up?  Does he ever use that one anymore?

Twitter already is handing that off to Biden on the 20th. He could use it but I bet they'd suspend it as well. 

[Foosters 17,624]

2 minutes ago, mdmost said:

 Both got they asses banned.

Not so fast . . . 

 

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[SizzleChest 8,032]

For anyone crying censorship or bemoaning this suspension of Twitter privileges - I'm looking at you Ed Snowden - the fact that yelling "FIRE!!" in a crowded theater is not free speech also means that setting a crowded theater ablaze yourself does not guarantee free speech either.

 

[Macklemore 2,829]

8 minutes ago, Dr. Teeth said:

I assume he means remove the app from the store.

Wrong. It doesn’t work anymore on my iPhone. I have no problem banning Trump from Twitter. Disabling a whole app that was an alternative to Twitter is bullshit move by Apple 

Edited January 9, 2021 by Macklemore

[Fudge Nuggets 18,825]

41 minutes ago, Bookman said:

Q nuts think Twitter suspending his account means the Storm has officially started.

 

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[Underdog 27,966]

Dear Donnie, 

We're still around, give us another shot. 

 

Sincerely, 

AOL Chatroom. 

[Brisketexan 103,148]

6 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

Wrong. It doesn’t work anymore on my iPhone. I have no problem banning Trump from Twitter. Disabling a whole app that was an alternative to Twitter is bullshit move by Apple 

The app was literally being used to coordinate and disseminate plans to violently attack the capital, the inauguration, and numerous elected officials.  No hyperbole, that's exactly what numerous Parler posters were doing.  It's not a bullshit move.  It's what any entity with even a FAKE conscience would do.

Want to solve that?  Don't hang out with a bunch of fucking psychopaths who call for a mass attack on the inauguration and the murder of the president elect and numerous other officials.  It's SUPER easy.  See, even a piss-poor site like Surly can pull it off - just have a simple policy of "hey, don't call for violence murder, okay?" and follow it, and you too can be on a board where you can say crude funny or unfunny shit, look at pictures your mom wouldn't approve of, etc.  So easy, even a caveman can do it!

[Foosters 17,624]

9 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

Wrong. It doesn’t work anymore on my iPhone. I have no problem banning Trump from Twitter. Disabling a whole app that was an alternative to Twitter is bullshit move by Apple 

I'm sure they wont ban the apps that arent CURRENTLTY BEING USED TO PLAN AN ATTACK ON DC ON 1/20.

[Pasken 1,309]

I wish they would have let Parler alone. I'm sure it makes it a lot easier for the FBI when those morons have an open network like that.

[Goredho 17,154]

53 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

I don't twitter, but couldn't he just, like, make another account?

@realDotardTrump is available.

[Nice Guy Eddie 13,272]

18 minutes ago, Foosters said:

Not so fast . . . 

 

The sharpie mustache... great touch.

[tx ind 6,830]

Of all the shit that could be done like impeachment, 25th amm, banning McDonalds, closing Mar a lago, outlawing fake tans, etc. this by far would piss him off more than anything.  It’s fantastic.

[Goredho 17,154]

42 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

You don’t say.

[Pam Cummings 9,409]

[4th&Five 41,055]

 

[tx ind 6,830]

1 minute ago, 4th&Five said:

 

[WhatTheBuck 28,574]

4 hours ago, Pasken said:

Andrew Johnson I think then you just have the Adams family.

Neat. 

[Macklemore 2,829]

17 minutes ago, Foosters said:

I'm sure they wont ban the apps that arent CURRENTLTY BEING USED TO PLAN AN ATTACK ON DC ON 1/20.

I think disabling the app is a dangerous move and is like throwing gas on a fire. It’s going to amp up the persecution complex of his followers and does nothing to cool things down. Parler their own terms of service against incitement of violence. It’s a bad look and it will piss off your regular joe conservative. It’s too broad of a net being cast 

Edited January 9, 2021 by Macklemore

[4th&Five 41,055]

 

[Underdog 27,966]

Some guy just called Graham a fluffer for Trump on Reid Out, the other guest busted out laughing.  Need to find video of it. 

[Continental Op 3,934]

2 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

I think disabling the app is a dangerous move and is like throwing gas on a fire. It’s going to amp up the persecution complex of his followers and does nothing to cool things down. Parler their own terms of service against incitement of violence. It’s a bad look and it will piss off your regular joe conservative. It’s too broad of a net being cast 

If the Apple store doesn't leave up the app where people are planning violence the people on the app might plan violence!

[Bama Chick 28,595]

Wrong. It doesn’t work anymore on my iPhone. I have no problem banning Trump from Twitter. Disabling a whole app that was an alternative to Twitter is bullshit move by Apple 

No it isn’t.

Parler violates the App Store’s TOS. Apple can refuse any app they wish.

[Mrs Whiggins 13,049]

20 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

The app was literally being used to coordinate and disseminate plans to violently attack the capital, the inauguration, and numerous elected officials.  No hyperbole, that's exactly what numerous Parler posters were doing.  It's not a bullshit move.  It's what any entity with even a FAKE conscience would do.

Want to solve that?  Don't hang out with a bunch of fucking psychopaths who call for a mass attack on the inauguration and the murder of the president elect and numerous other officials.  It's SUPER easy.  See, even a piss-poor site like Surly can pull it off - just have a simple policy of "hey, don't call for violence murder, okay?" and follow it, and you too can be on a board where you can say crude funny or unfunny shit, look at pictures your mom wouldn't approve of, etc.  So easy, even a caveman can do it!

Well, they could send letters via the United States Postal Service....oh. 

[Lurch 5,916]

Now, will they suspend the @potus account to keep him from hijacking it for the time being?
 

Give it to Biden early. Profit.

[Fudge Nuggets 18,825]

5 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

I think disabling the app is a dangerous move and is like throwing gas on a fire. It’s going to amp up the persecution complex of his followers and does nothing to cool things down. Parler their own terms of service against incitement of violence. It’s a bad look and it will piss off your regular joe conservative. It’s too broad of a net being cast 

Maybe don’t hang out with a bunch of treasonous assholes and fucking get over yourselves.