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45 minutes ago, smuggs said:

Yes, because if there's any person qualified to rank the masculinity of another male, it's this fucking guy:

 

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JFC, who poses for a trophy picture after killing a possum?  I cannot imagine how embarrassing it must have been to ask someone to take a picture of him holding his pistol and the dead animal.

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Did I just see Trump in public???!!! I was told this morning by my Qanon family that Trump was in a bunker purging the infidels to make way for Mike Flynn to be VP though!!!

Trust the plannnnn!!!!!!!

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22 minutes ago, gyroprotagonist said:

JFC, who poses for a trophy picture after killing a possum?  I cannot imagine how embarrassing it must have been to ask someone to take a picture of him holding his pistol and the dead animal.

I'm going to start instrgramming pictures of me and my mouse traps. 

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I talked to my cousin down there (McAllen).  He says police presence is markedly beefed up all around.  He's a very prominent Republican down there (is an Electoral College voter for Texas) and the party could't find enough people to scratch together the usual high-dollar private event during the President's stay (yes, the President still asked for a fundraiser down there even though he's out of office in 8 days). 

The Valley Democrats, of which there are many, are obviously opposed to the visit but not planning any mass protest...just the usual lines of protestors among major routes to the wall with signage that says stuff like, 'Hey Trump, it's been 2 years since I've seen my kids asshole!'  

But the general vibe is the security risk with him visiting is not worth the visit itself.  Last time he at least pandered a bit and talked to them about transportation issues around the Valley and what the Feds could do to help, and most local leaders being Democrats down there at least felt heard.   This time, he has nothing to offer them except the high probability of a MAGA riot.  

 

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33 minutes ago, Lobo said:

'Hey Trump, it's been 2 years since I've seen my kids asshole!'  

 

Isn't this more of a Trump/Ivanka thing than a normal parent/child relationship?

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2 hours ago, smuggs said:

Yes, because if there's any person qualified to rank the masculinity of another male, it's this fucking guy:

 

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And those are the closeted photos he presents to the general public (as opposed to the ones on his Grindr account). 

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Just now, Grandioso said:

And those are the closeted photos he presents to the general public (as opposed to the ones on his Grindr account). 

 

He seems more like a predator that tries to hook up with high school girls than a closet gay.

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1 minute ago, Chooky said:

What he said was analyzed by experts and everybody thought it was perfect.  

Newsmax and OAN said it was the greatest presidential speech ever.  it's like the Gettysburg Address, Kennedy's speech at Rice, and Reagan's Berlin Wall speech all rolled up into one, but better.

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The news this morning said Trump is pissed to learn that pardoning himself may be an admission for civil liability purposes, and Trump said if he can’t pardon himself he’s not going to pardon anybody.

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1 minute ago, Bookman said:

The news this morning said Trump is pissed to learn that pardoning himself may be an admission for civil liability purposes, and Trump said if he can’t pardon himself he’s not going to pardon anybody.

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4 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Despite Covid, Trump University‘s Clown College is still conducting sessions in-person 

 

 

Wait hold up. Are we sure Trump doesn't think he's giving his speech at the actual Alamo, and didn't accidentally book the city of Alamo, Texas instead?

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2 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

“Trump is going to declare himself king of Texas today and ignite a civil war.”

Now, that sounds batshit ludicrous right?  

But can you rule it out? 

No, I can't rule it out.  Matter of fact, I would guess that Trump will name Cruz first prince of the kingdom.

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35 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Christ.

 

He's going to see a plaque with his name on it attached to the fence that will be defaced and removed in very short order.

90% chance he asks where is the building (The Alamo)

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5 minutes ago, Chooky said:

My prediction is that Ken Paxton will receive his pardon while Trump is in Texas.   

Why would Trump pardon Paxton? The lawsuit failed.

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The Alamo I love the Alamo, folks.  They said we're going to the Alamo, Mr. President, and I said I think it's great to go to the Alamo because I love the Alamo.  But it's Alamo the town not the Alamo and that's okay I said because they're great people in Alamo, Texas and great people in the real Alamo.  Many people don't know that the Alamo isn't in Alamo.  I've been saying it a lot lately that the Alamo isn't in Alamo.  And you think it would be, but it doesn't matter because there are great people at both.  I told them that the actual Alamo is in a great place they call San Angelo.  They call it San Angelo.

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7 minutes ago, Bookman said:

Why would Trump pardon Paxton? The lawsuit failed.

Because he has a long history of being an irredeemable shit stain and a detriment to his own state and Trump rewards fealty and disruptive idiocy.

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28 minutes ago, BradInATX said:

 

Wait hold up. Are we sure Trump doesn't think he's giving his speech at the actual Alamo, and didn't accidentally book the city of Alamo, Texas instead?

there is a greater than 50/50 chance of this I think.

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10 minutes ago, Chooky said:

The Alamo I love the Alamo, folks.  They said we're going to the Alamo, Mr. President, and I said I think it's great to go to the Alamo because I love the Alamo.  But it's Alamo the town not the Alamo and that's okay I said because they're great people in Alamo, Texas and great people in the real Alamo.  Many people don't know that the Alamo isn't in Alamo.  I've been saying it a lot lately that the Alamo isn't in Alamo.  And you think it would be, but it doesn't matter because there are great people at both.  I told them that the actual Alamo is in a great place they call San Angelo.  They call it San Angelo.

Ala-mode

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7 minutes ago, The Hot Dog Buffet said:

I'm guessing he actually ends up at the Alamo and wonders what happened to the wall.

SA:  Mr President, welcome to the Alamo...

Trump:  Oh look, a Ripley's.  

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39 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Everybody. To a T. Perfect. 

If you go back and listen he says, "Everybody...to the teeth."  I think he thinks that's the expression.  

Reminds me of one of my late uncles who was one of the smartest men I'll ever know.  But for 75 years, he thought the expression "Much Obliged" was "Much Supplies."  His brother found a note he had left for him in a hotel decades earlier thanking him for paying for the room and all it says was "Best Western Inn Sacramento:  Much Supplies, Oscar."  Said he'd been saying it like that for decades and they all agreed never to correct him because it was so damn funny watching people's expressions when he said it at restaurants, airports, etc.  

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39 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

Newsmax and OAN said it was the greatest presidential speech ever.  it's like the Gettysburg Address, Kennedy's speech at Rice, and Reagan's Berlin Wall speech all rolled up into one, but better.

Don't forget FDR's "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself" and  "A date which will live in infamy" or Churchill's "We shall fight on the beaches..."

 

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41 minutes ago, BradInATX said:

 

Wait hold up. Are we sure Trump doesn't think he's giving his speech at the actual Alamo, and didn't accidentally book the city of Alamo, Texas instead?

Rudy made the arrangements.

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3 minutes ago, TexasEd said:

Don't forget FDR's "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself" and  "A date which will live in infamy" or Churchill's "We shall fight on the beaches..."

 

Or Rudy's "Are you kidding?  I'm gonna need more than paper for this.  I need a towel.  Several towels.  One of the towels should be damp and the others dry.  Jesus, it's everywhere."

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There is seriously like a 50/50 chance he wants to go to the Alamo and told his people to book a trip to Alamo TX. Something about making his last stand there.

Oh shit he wants to barricade himself in the Alamo doesn't he.

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