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considering how many officers refer to him as "Commander Dipshit", this is not surprising.  

I know he'll cite how wronged he feels considering the budget increases he gave the Pentagon, but every officer I know says the same thing, "We'd get that under any Republican President.  Doesn't matter."  

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Yep.  Trump won't self-pardon until he has taken out everything he wants. 
Luckily thats limited to anything having to do directly with himself, and maybe a few Lincoln items as that's probably the only other president he knows beyond himself.
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2 hours ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

FBI better have an agent keeping an eye on ebay for white house stuff

I think the photos taken of them and later by them will be damning enough. I hope they all steal something that will make them felons.

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Hope he doesn't steal the Obama portrait...  rolleyes.  I'd like to see Biden return the favor and not hang Trump's portrait or hang it but keep it covered up. 

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5 minutes ago, Underdog said:

I'd like to see Biden return the favor and not hang Trump's portrait or hang it but keep it covered up. 

Do we even think dotard is going to have a portrait?  I can't imagine him sitting for one.  If he does, I hope Biden burns it on the national mall and lets the public piss on the ashes.

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Do we even think dotard is going to have a portrait?  I can't imagine him sitting for one.  If he does, I hope Biden burns it on the national mall and lets the public piss on the ashes.
Sell Prints first to Magats, then donate all proceeds to BLM...

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13 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Do we even think dotard is going to have a portrait?  I can't imagine him sitting for one.  If he does, I hope Biden burns it on the national mall and lets the public piss on the ashes.

Oh he'll have a painting.

Trump posted a picture of himself as Rocky. No one knows what to make of it  | Donald Trump | The Guardian

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8 minutes ago, Born to Run said:

Sell Prints first to Magats, then donate all proceeds to BLM...
 

But make sure all MAGAts get an email a few months later, after sales have dwindled, to "thank them for their donation to the Black Lives Matter movement."

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35 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Hope he doesn't steal the Obama portrait...  rolleyes.  I'd like to see Biden return the favor and not hang Trump's portrait or hang it but keep it covered up. 

I’ve said it before, but if there’s a Trump portrait it needs to hang in the bunker. 

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55 minutes ago, Born to Run said:

Luckily thats limited to anything having to do directly with himself, and maybe a few Lincoln items as that's probably the only other president he knows beyond himself.

I guarantee that fat fuck thinks Benjamin Franklin was a president.

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“On Air Force One on Tuesday, during a trip to the southern border at Alamo, Texas, the president repeatedly said of the election to people traveling with him, “I won.””

you got up early.  nobody cares.

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20 minutes ago, Grade of D as in David said:

I guarantee that fat fuck thinks Benjamin Franklin was a president.

He’s on the hundred dollar bill, isn’t he? Explain that, smart guy. 

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6 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

 

So they’re like “you have to take a bullet for me, but you can’t take a piss here.”  I’m sure those agents loved working for them.

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17 minutes ago, Horn Dogg said:

So they’re like “you have to take a bullet for me, but you can’t take a piss here.”  I’m sure those agents loved working for them.

Ivanka wouldn’t even let them eat cake. 

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7 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

 

fuck these pretentious assholes.  6 bathrooms and you can't spare one and have your maid standing by to clean the bathroom after each use.

the bidens should tell ivanka to fuck off about attending the inauguration.

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7 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

The Obamas did not use the garage, so the extra traffic to and from the command post caused no problem. Yet this solution, too, was short-lived after a Secret Service supervisor from the Trump/Kushner detail left an unpleasant mess in the Obama bathroom at some point before the fall of 2017, according to a person briefed on the event. That prompted the leaders of the Obama detail to ban the agents up the street from ever returning.

 

Who knew Derek Warehime joined the Secret Service?

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14 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Who knew Derek Warehime joined the Secret Service?

Which of upper decker or went top shelf is the preferred nomenclature these days?

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12 minutes ago, Bookman said:

How so many Americans can support an unintelligent piece of shit like Donald Trump is beyond me. Says a lot about this country.

As someone else said, the US has been in the longest dumbest civil war 

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30 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Pick one:

 

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I said "Holy Shit" four or five time as I scrolled . . . 

Therefore, this belongs in the Holy Shit thread.

(Edit: Mueller would wipe the floor with Trump).

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Hope he doesn't steal the Obama portrait...  rolleyes.  I'd like to see Biden return the favor and not hang Trump's portrait or hang it but keep it covered up. 

Trump’s portrait should be hung in large room with marble floor so people can gaze and their cries echo as they shout, “Dear God! What is that thing?!?”
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3 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Do we even think dotard is going to have a portrait?  I can't imagine him sitting for one.  If he does, I hope Biden burns it on the national mall and lets the public piss on the ashes.

Thujone has thrown his hat in the ring.

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33 minutes ago, BrickHorn said:

All of those paintings are stupid, but this one strikes me as particularly ridiculous:


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Donald Trump has never fished in his life. Certainly not pond fishing with a tackle box. And neither has the painter. Is that a fucking saltwater rod? Are they fishing for marlin in the middle of the woods? 

Or is Trump fishing for social justice warriors? And if so, is he using live bait or lures?

You don’t fish in a suit and tie? It’s prolly related somehow to Christ since he was called the chosen one by some.

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39 minutes ago, TeeDubya said:

@Francisco 2.0 My God, what kind of filthy fuckery were you searching for to find this?

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Since you asked:

 

https://jonmcnaughton.com

 

Let's take a look at some of his other artful renderings.  He definitely has a Trump fetish, but has other political paintings as well.  Hates Obama.  

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Missing:   Chief Justice Roberts.  Hmmm.

 

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Note:  Artist is from Provo, Utah.  Notice Mitt

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Last, I think Trump could be put into this one:

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2 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Pick one:

 

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Respect the grift. This guy made a lot of money and fame off this shit. More so than landscapes and still lifes. Missed an idea where trump is walking on water with the rest of the gop in the boat. And he calls himself a serious artist...tsk, tsk.

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1 minute ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

Let's take a look at some of his other artful renderings.  He definitely has a Trump fetish, but has other political paintings as well.  Hates Obama.  

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Note:  Author is from Provo, Utah.  Notice Mitt

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Oh, let's............  

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45 minutes ago, TeeDubya said:

@Francisco 2.0 My God, what kind of filthy fuckery were you searching for to find this?

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Probably the website of Tea Party artist Jon McNaughton of Utah who’s been bringing extremist right-wing fantasies to life through his paintings at least since 2012.

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5 minutes ago, Mdhorn said:

Respect the grift. This guy made a lot of money and fame off this shit. More so than landscapes and still lifes. Missed an idea where trump is walking on water with the rest of the gop in the boat. And he calls himself a serious artist...tsk, tsk.

 

CLOSE:

This one is titled "Crossing the Swamp"

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