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To be fair, President Trump’s four years in office weren’t so bad, except when when he incited an insurrection against the government, mismanaged a pandemic that killed nearly half a million Americans

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Y’all about to get a great visual representation of Cullman, Alabama. Only good things to come out of Cullman are the Britt brothers (Roll Tide!) and orange rolls from All Steak restaurant. That pla

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You seem really pissed off for a nontrumper.  Just laugh at the trumpers, bro.  They’re really gullible dumbfucks who worship this orange blob…you know, people completely unlike yourself.  

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"do a coup"

"some very big, very important states"

"a walk that has now been proven to be totally appropriate"

And he says the only reason he hired Milley was because Obama fired him and Mattis wouldn't recommend him.  Because the only way to make a decision is to base it off of how many people you can spite.  That way you can eventually admit that all of the people you chose to spite and all of the advice you previously dismissed was, in fact, entirely correct, according to your new opinion.  And then the final conclusion is that you got to spite and irritate multiple people and then admit that they were right all along, allowing you to now spite yourself.  Many people spited.  Success.  Donald Trump is a tall version of an angry baby.

 

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7 minutes ago, Chooky said:

"do a coup"

"some very big, very important states"

"a walk that has now been proven to be totally appropriate"

And he says the only reason he hired Milley was because Obama fired him and Mattis wouldn't recommend him.  Because the only way to make a decision is to base it off of how many people you can spite.  That way you can eventually admit that all of the people you chose to spite and all of the advice you previously dismissed was, in fact, entirely correct, according to your new opinion.  And then the final conclusion is that you got to spite and irritate multiple people and then admit that they were right all along, allowing you to now spite yourself.  Many people spited.  Success.  Donald Trump is a tall version of an angry baby.

 

Well yeah, he is the personification of the GOP base - that's how we got picked in the primary. 

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2 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Well yeah, he is the personification of the GOP base - that's how we got picked in the primary. 

Also, his version of a good general is Michael Flynn.  This is vintage Trump aged in a plastic bottle.

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12 hours ago, washparkhorn said:

From the comments from the above tweet: 

"if I was going to do a coup" - an actual written statement distributed by the 45th President of the United States

“It wouldn’t have been the best coup ever, a big beautiful coup like never has been seen before.  And we’ll get Russia and China to pay for the coup!”

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6 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

I guess you missed this self own 

 

"Haha!  I hired huge incompetent piles of shit who most of us now hate and now you have to hear from them and you hate that and so do I because I also hate hearing from them because they're such huge incompetent piles of shit.  Haha!  Now they're out there smearing shit on all of our walls.  Haha!  I win."

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19 hours ago, LonghornSean said:

Hey everyone, he's not into coups!

 

I like the idea of Trump crouched over his Red Chief tablet, his fat, nubby fingers clenching a pencil, his tongue out and eyes squinting as he racks his simian brain for an answer to the question “What chokes?” And then beaming with pride and excitement when his misaligned neurons respond back “Dog! Doggie does choke! Dog! Dogdogdog!” 

 

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It's also hilarious how all of us are so conditioned to his mediocrity that it isn't a big deal to hear that the objective for staffing the government in the most dynamic country on the planet was to find "stars."  How did we avoid Ambassador Hulk Hogan and Secretary Kardashian? 

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8 minutes ago, BrickHorn said:

I like the idea of Trump crouched over his Red Chief tablet, his fat, nubby fingers clenching a pencil, his tongue out and eyes squinting as he racks his simian brain for an answer to the question “What chokes?” And then beaming with pride and excitement when his misaligned neurons respond back “Dog! Doggie does choke! Dog! Dogdogdog!” 

 

You got something against choking dogs?  Clearly you don't play multidimensional chess.  Soy and whatnot.

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7 hours ago, Hookah Horns said:

Still melts my brain that 75 million Americans voted for someone that our arch nemesis desperately wanted to be/remain POTUS. Fuck them all. 

Putin's Russia is corrupt, anti-gay, anti-Muslim, white, and has coopted the Church to advance the State.  Putin kills journalists and imprisons protesters. Putin is the Republican ideal.  Remember the Russian mercs the US killed in Syria in 2018?  They were part of the Wagner Group, which is basically a white supremacist militia with military contracts. 

WW3 isn't between nations, it's between Facebook groups...a series of civil unrest.  Social media has been a great tool for finding common ground with people in other countries.  But, inevitably, it will weaken the loyalty to the country and strengthen loyalty to sociopolitical comrades wherever they may be.   

 

 

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I said prior to the election that I didn't worry about him refusing to leave the office because the military leaders wouldn't do anything to help him and would likely do the opposite. The man is a complete moron. Military leaders are smart. I'm happy to hear they would have ignored his dumbass orders even before he left office. He is literally the weakest leader this country has ever had, and his followers are pathetic little pussies. 

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Putin's Russia is corrupt, anti-gay, anti-Muslim, white, and has coopted the Church to advance the State.  Putin kills journalists and imprisons protesters. Putin is the Republican ideal.  Remember the Russian mercs the US killed in Syria in 2018?  They were part of the Wagner Group, which is basically a white supremacist militia with military contracts. 

WW3 isn't between nations, it's between Facebook groups...a series of civil unrest.  Social media has been a great tool for finding common ground with people in other countries.  But, inevitably, it will weaken the loyalty to the country and strengthen loyalty to sociopolitical comrades wherever they may be.   

 

 

He has a global goon squad that specializes in poisoning the opposition. Not exactly a healthy trend to import stateside.

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It's also hilarious how all of us are so conditioned to his mediocrity that it isn't a big deal to hear that the objective for staffing the government in the most dynamic country on the planet was to find "stars."  How did we avoid Ambassador Hulk Hogan and Secretary Kardashian? 

Trump would only nominate Hulk Hogan for an ambassadorship if Trump’s arch nemesis Haystacks Calhoun badmouthed the Hulkster. Because reverse psychology is how you identify competent employees. 

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I said prior to the election that I didn't worry about him refusing to leave the office because the military leaders wouldn't do anything to help him and would likely do the opposite. The man is a complete moron. Military leaders are smart.

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26 minutes ago, Red Five said:

"Some of the stars I produced are actually made of garbage." - 45th President of the United States.

This is profoundly poetic and a perfect reflection of our present day culture.

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10 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

He has a global goon squad that specializes in poisoning the opposition. Not exactly a healthy trend to import stateside.

I'll admit, poisoning some Republicans/supporters has a nice ring to it. 

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16 hours ago, lmao said:

This is reaching levels of obsession similar to the GOP & Hillary.

The first non peaceful transfer of power since the non peaceful split from England is worth keeping front and center IMO especially given one party’s insistence that we just “move on” from it

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1 minute ago, Sawbonz said:

The first non peaceful transfer of power since the non peaceful split from England is worth keeping front and center IMO especially given one party’s insistence that we just “move on” from it while simultaneously professing a desire through state legislation to avoid topics in past history that make people uncomfortable.

Amendment to your fine post.

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1 hour ago, BrickHorn said:

I like the idea of Trump crouched over his Red Chief tablet, his fat, nubby fingers clenching a pencil, his tongue out and eyes squinting as he racks his simian brain for an answer to the question “What chokes?” And then beaming with pride and excitement when his misaligned neurons respond back “Dog! Doggie does choke! Dog! Dogdogdog!” 

I like the idea that he was upset that Milley was going to rename posts and bases, when Trump could probably not name more than 2-3.

I really think Fort Benning should be renamed Fort (William Tecumseh) Sherman.

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1 hour ago, 'stache said:

I said prior to the election that I didn't worry about him refusing to leave the office because the military leaders wouldn't do anything to help him and would likely do the opposite. The man is a complete moron. Military leaders are smart. I'm happy to hear they would have ignored his dumbass orders even before he left office. He is literally the weakest leader this country has ever had, and his followers are pathetic little pussies. 

I was saying that he wasn't going to hang around and run the risk of being embarrassed as he's escorted out.

He has very little loyalty to anybody who is not his offspring, and because he projects so much, I expect that he feels the reverse and that not many people are loyal to him.

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20 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

I like the idea that he was upset that Milley was going to rename posts and bases, when Trump could probably not name more than 2-3.

I really think Fort Benning should be renamed Fort (William Tecumseh) Sherman.

And right below "Fort Sherman" on the signs at the entries,  the base motto should either be "War is hell" or "March to the sea."

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I like the idea that he was upset that Milley was going to rename posts and bases, when Trump could probably not name more than 2-3.
I really think Fort Benning should be renamed Fort (William Tecumseh) Sherman.

He knows two: Fort Brag and Fort Dicks
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26 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

 

How are they for bone spurs support?  Asking for a friend.  

Jesus, some poor saps will be dipping into their bingo money to buy those.  "sorry, honey, we can't afford new dobbers this year." 

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18 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Saw this on 35

Grifter with a shifter? Sounds about right.

 

The shoes have competition from the same website that sells them. Spend about $200 and you can celebrate Christmas--if it isn't cancelled--with this as your guide star.

Trump Make Liberals Cry Space Force 1 ShoesMAGA Claw Premium Ugly Christmas Sweater

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1 hour ago, Bevo14 said:

I've made a mockup of my latest product. Just $199.99 to own the dirty libs in your life that don't love their country.

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Laugh all you want but some Trump tinged pet rocks would probably go for a pretty penny.

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