A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]

[Grade of D as in David 13,253]

On 7/15/2021 at 7:41 PM, NAVY said:

Maybe Dotard will write a book similar to OJ’s If I Did It 

 

 

Trump seen working on the first draft

 

[HornOnTheBayou 8,945]

1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

Lol at the poor rubes buying up the nosebleed seats. 

Oh, it's not a problem. You'll still easily be able to see Dotard from far away.

Edited July 17, 2021 by HornOnTheBayou

[Sawbonz 27,582]

2 hours ago, Eskimohorn said:

Over Under on COVID deaths from this fledgling superspreader event, 5-10?

You think half the attendees will die from covid?

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19,139]

 

[Aqua Buddha 14,600]

2 hours ago, Eskimohorn said:

Over Under on COVID deaths from this fledgling superspreader event, 5-10?

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19,139]

Saw this on 35
 

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19,139]

 

[washparkhorn 9,939]

3 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Rather garish, I agree. smol pp energy

But, in his defense, honest crooks are so hard to find these days.

[Mrs Whiggins 13,050]

2 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

 

The tour isn't until December, a little early to get worked up either way.

[aggie08 21,514]

4 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

The tour isn't until December, a little early to get worked up either way.

It was probably going to sell out anyway, but now doubly so to own the libs for doubting their convictions.

[Guest Lobo]

What's going to happen is if sales continue to stagnate, some donor will step in and "buy" 5,000 seats or one of their own Trump PAC's will re-direct contributions to buy out the house.  They'll do whatever they can to show it's a sell-out on paper.  Problem is, you can fool the promoter, you can fool the talent, but you can't fool the house.  The venues are going to notice the turnstile figures, the parking lot figures, the lack of F&B sales, even trivial shit that they measure like how many rolls of toilet paper and bins of napkins were used during a performance.  

So the real fun part is going to see how Trump & O'Reilly fill the house.  They're gonna push out free tickets to nursing homes, college campuses, homeless people, et. al.  Those people will still show up with their free ticket but they won't buy anything once they're there so again, the venue will smell something rotten in Denmark.  So they're also gonna have to give out concession vouchers, free transportation, etc.  It's gonna be a colossal kickback clusterfuck.  But should be an interesting tutorial on how acts can cover their reputation on lame-duck tour sales going forward.  Could be fun for the industry to study.  

[Grade of D as in David 13,253]

9 hours ago, Chooky said:

It's also hilarious how all of us are so conditioned to his mediocrity that it isn't a big deal to hear that the objective for staffing the government in the most dynamic country on the planet was to find "stars."  How did we avoid Ambassador Hulk Hogan and Secretary Kardashian? 

And secretary of defense sgt slaughter

[TexLonghorn 5,671]

7 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

Saw this on 35

 

Undertaker thankful for the swift response at the beginning of COVID-19?

[bolverk 29,705]

3 minutes ago, TexLonghorn said:

Undertaker thankful for the swift response at the beginning of COVID-19?

Speaking of, I wonder how many funeral homes got PPP money?

Edited July 17, 2021 by bolverk

[Grade of D as in David 13,253]

8 hours ago, Bevo14 said:

I've made a mockup of my latest product. Just $199.99 to own the dirty libs in your life that don't love their country.

 

Can we get some leftover tamagotchi that we can rebrand trumpagotchis that require constant adulation in the form of micro donations of a nickel or a penny every 30 minutes

[Longhorn_Fan68 33,883]

 

[Pato del Muerto 52,555]

Walls are closing in. Any minute now he will be perp walked

[UTCzech III 2,907]

13 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Walls are closing in. Any minute now he will be perp walked

 

[TheRealRonWeaver? 1,258]

Walls are closing in. Any minute now he will be perp walked

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5 hours ago, Eskimohorn said:

Over Under on COVID deaths from this fledgling superspreader event, 5-10?

not enough 

[tx 3 putt 77,282]

2 hours ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

The tour isn't until December, a little early to get worked up either way.

Bad Bunny’s Feb 22 Houston Toyota Center concert sold out in minutes 

[Brisketexan 105,203]

Bad Bunny’s Feb 22 Houston Toyota Center concert sold out in minutes 

Well, I’m fairness, Bad Bunny would be a MUCH better POTUS than Trump, so….yeah….

[Fudge Nuggets 19,211]

5 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Well, I’m fairness, Bad Bunny would be a MUCH better POTUS than Trump, so….yeah….

Yeah, but he's from Puerto Rico so not eligible to run for president because he's foreign [/trump_logic]

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20,469]

 

[Biff Tannen 45,701]

3 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

Where are these statements released?

[WhatTheBuck 28,795]

Ignore the troll. When he was in office, we couldn’t. But now we can. 

[atomheartbevo 89,775]

50 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Where are these statements released?

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20,469]

 

[brakeman 28,416]

 

[brakeman 28,416]

[Francisco 2.0 32,406]

9 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Where are these statements released?

His latest spokesperson.  Someone types up his words onto an official "looking" press release from the 45th president, and she posts a jpg of it on Twitter.

 

Why Twitter hasn't canceled her account yet, I have no idea.  It's a circumvention of his ban, and some days she will blast out 5 or more of these statements.

 

 

[brakeman 28,416]

Don Winslow

 

@donwinslow

 

FEC reports show the Trump Campaign, at some point, paid over $2.7 MILLION to people who helped organize Jan. 6!

 

7:08 PM · Jun 21, 2021·

 

 

[woohorn 1,131]

Where are these statements released?

Some of them are here but I don't see The Open one:

https://www.donaldjtrump.com/news

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20,469]

The GOP trusted this pathetic, needy psychopath with the nuclear launch codes:

 

[Bookman 4,639]

"Dual in the Sun"?

[Mrs Whiggins 13,050]

2 minutes ago, Bookman said:

"Dual in the Sun"?

Yes, The Dual in the Sun. Which occurred *checks notes* thirty-seven years before Trump bought the property.

Edited July 18, 2021 by Mrs Whiggins
And I'm an idiot for not noticing the 'e' excuse me, need more coffee.

[texas08 1,599]

The annoying little asshole that no one wants at their high school keg party…that little asshole tends to fuck up the party somehow (or by opening his mouth the next day and get kids in trouble).

[Guest Lobo]

Wait, did he say he was "many-time Club champion"?  As in he won the club championship there on numerous occasions?  Or is this some country club lingo I don't understand because I'm only half white/  ?

[Francisco 2.0 32,406]

5 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Wait, did he say he was "many-time Club champion"?  As in he won the club championship there on numerous occasions?  Or is this some country club lingo I don't understand because I'm only half white/  ?

 

Rick Reilly wrote a book early in the Presidency about Trump, the golf cheat.  It wasn't a political tome; it was merely stories from others about how Trump cheats at golf.

Here's a quote:

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Trump’s deceit about his golfing achievements motivated Reilly to resume writing. “I was retired, living in Italy for three months a year, drinking Campari. I kept seeing on my Twitter feed [Reilly mimics Trump]: ‘I’m a champion. You should vote for me because I’ve won 18 club championships.’ Whoa! That’s a lie because you already told me how you did it. Whenever you open a new course, you play by yourself and declare yourself the first club champion.’ I’m like, ‘That’s a shitty lie.’

 

And another:

 

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Well, this story isn’t in the book but it’s wild. While Trump was meeting with Kim Jong Un in Singapore, a club championship was held at Trump International, the course Trump built near Mar-a-Lago in Florida. So later on, Trump’s back on the course there with the Secret Service and the SWAT team guys and all that stuff. And he sees Ted Virtue, who was involved in the financing of the movie Green Book.

I could never get Virtue to call me back on all this, but Golf.com reported it and I heard it from two members of the club as well. They say Virtue was there playing with his son. Trump sees Ted on the 9th hole and and decides to drive his cart over. He tells Ted: “Congrats on winning the club championship, but you didn’t really win it, because I was out of town.”

Ted tries to laugh it off, but Trump is dead serious. Trump says, “We’re gonna play these last six holes for the championship.” And Ted’s like, “Oh, well, I’m playing with my son, but thanks anyway.” But Trump says, “It’s okay. Your son can play, too.” So what are you going to do? He’s the president. It’s his course. They end up playing.

Apparently, they get to a hole with a big pond in front of the green. Both Ted and his son hit the ball on the green, but Trump hits his in the water. By the time they get to the hole, though, Trump is lining up the son’s ball. Only now it’s his ball and the caddie has switched it. 

The son is like, “That’s my ball!” But Trump’s caddie goes, “No, this is the president’s ball; your ball went in the water.” Ted and his son look at each other confused, not sure if this is really happening. Trump makes that putt, and wins one up. Then, according to Golf.com, he tells Virtue something like, “I’ll tell you what, we’ll be co-champions.” 

But the members tell me that when you look at the plaques on Trump’s locker there, it says: “2018 Men’s Club Champion.” No “co-” at all.

 

Edited July 18, 2021 by Francisco 2.0

[Guest Lobo]

Don't sell yourself short, Reilly...Trump's a tremendous slouch.  

I've often though some of his upper middle-class dipshit supporters would finally say, "Look, I can handle the slander of troops, the tax fraud, the philandering, the likely child molestation, the usurping of democracy, the election fraud, the selling out of our nation to Russia...but I'll be goddamned if I'm gonna support a man who cheats at the club championship considering what a big, and completely meaningless, honor it is at my home club.  But, alas...nope.  

[Pato del Muerto 52,555]

It’s one thing to ignore rules when playing for fun, but that assumes the rule adjustments are known and agreed upon by others playing with you.

But it’s never ok when it’s a tournament type environment and you NEVER fuck with another player’s ball. 

[JimmyJames 12,271]

21 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

It’s one thing to ignore rules when playing for fun, but that assumes the rule adjustments are known and agreed upon by others playing with you.

But it’s never ok when it’s a tournament type environment and you NEVER fuck with another player’s ball. 

Trump is the only person on the planet who I’ve heard fucking with another guys golf ball. Before I heard that story a few years ago I had never even thought of that. Just an unbelievable piece of shit that guy is. 

[Upgrayedd 5,818]

Not surprised by that story by the least bit.

Not shedding a tear for Ted and his kid.  He enables that shithead by being a member.  

[GhostOfTomJoad 9,348]

27 minutes ago, JimmyJames said:

Trump is the only person on the planet who I’ve heard fucking with another guys golf ball. Before I heard that story a few years ago I had never even thought of that. Just an unbelievable piece of shit that guy is. 

There's a story about Mike Tirico playing a round w/ Trump that Reilly also documented in his book.

 

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And Trump doesn’t only give himself unfair advantages: he’s also been known to hobble his opponents. On another occasion recounted by Reilly, Trump was playing with Mike Tirico, the sportscaster, who hit a long, soaring second shot into a par five, high-fived his caddie, and headed for the green. When he got there, there was no sign of his ball; it had somehow ended up in a sand trap some fifty feet left of the pin. “Lousy break,” Trump said. Tirico was so befuddled that he took a seven. Afterward, Trump’s caddie told Tirico that his approach shot had actually finished up about ten feet from the hole. “Trump threw it into the bunker,” the caddie said. “I watched him do it.

 

[Bookman 4,639]

2 hours ago, JimmyJames said:

Trump is the only person on the planet who I’ve heard fucking with another guys golf ball. Before I heard that story a few years ago I had never even thought of that. Just an unbelievable piece of shit that guy is. 

In our 1994 district tournament some asshole from Boerne set his bag on top of an opponent's ball so it wouldn't be found.

[Pato del Muerto 52,555]

So you have to chase him up the course. Sounds great. 

[RPM 26,336]

4 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

The GOP trusted this pathetic, needy psychopath with the nuclear launch codes:

That's okay. He gave them to Putin so we're all safe now.

[Heisenberg 162]

Fucks who belong to dotard’s clubs or play golf with dotard should be more widely shunned for fraternization/providing material support.

[UpperWestside 6,185]

The cheating at golf gets at bigger issues with Trump. His particular narcissism is on a level that few of us are ever privy to, but since he loves attention of any kind we get to see it. He puts it right there in the storefront window so often, right next to his rampant racism, that psychiatrists could write books about him without ever having a single in-person encounter. 

[JimmyJames 12,271]

1 hour ago, Bookman said:

In our 1994 district tournament some asshole from Boerne set his bag on top of an opponent's ball so it wouldn't be found.

Did they kick him out of the tournament?  Or what happened?