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3 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

He’s not running if he’s giving up his Grift Palace. 

On the contrary, he needs to money until the campaign grift and the DC lease is the most valuable thing he has.  No one is buying his worthless golf courses or any of the little commercial space he actually owns.

He has a tremendous amount of debt.

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To be fair, President Trump’s four years in office weren’t so bad, except when when he incited an insurrection against the government, mismanaged a pandemic that killed nearly half a million Americans

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Y’all about to get a great visual representation of Cullman, Alabama. Only good things to come out of Cullman are the Britt brothers (Roll Tide!) and orange rolls from All Steak restaurant. That pla

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You seem really pissed off for a nontrumper.  Just laugh at the trumpers, bro.  They’re really gullible dumbfucks who worship this orange blob…you know, people completely unlike yourself.  

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Money must be tight.  And it's so Presidential.

https://www.espn.in/boxing/story/_/id/32167639/donald-trump-son-provide-commentary-evander-holyfield-vitor-belfort-alternate-telecast

 

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Former president Donald Trump has signed a contract to provide commentary on a "gamecast" of Saturday's boxing event headlined by Evander Holyfield vs. Vitor Belfort, Triller told ESPN.

His son, Donald Trump Jr., will join him at the Hard Rock Hotel & Casino in Hollywood, Florida.

"I love great fighters and great fights," Donald Trump Sr. said. "I look forward to seeing both this Saturday night and sharing my thoughts ringside. You won't want to miss this special event."

 

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The Trumps will call the entire four-fight telecast that also includes Anderson Silva-Tito Ortiz and David Haye-Joe Fournier, according to Triller.

Holyfield, the 58-year-old former heavyweight champion, stepped in on short notice as a replacement for Oscar De La Hoya, who tested positive for COVID-19.

Belfort, 44, is a former UFC light heavyweight champion.

Trump, 75, is a veteran of the fight game, having hosted many boxing matches in the 1980s and '90s at his casinos in Atlantic City, New Jersey.

 

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Triller has dabbled with celebrity commentators before. Snoop Dogg was a part of November's Mike Tyson-Roy Jones Jr. telecast and also the April fight between Jake Paul and Ben Askren. Pete Davidson, too, was a part of April's telecast.

Jim Lampley, the longtime blow-by-blow man for HBO, will call the main telecast alongside former champion Shawn Porter. Viewers will have the option to purchase either the main telecast or the Trump "gamecast" for $49.99.

 

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1 hour ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Money must be tight.  And it's so Presidential.

https://www.espn.in/boxing/story/_/id/32167639/donald-trump-son-provide-commentary-evander-holyfield-vitor-belfort-alternate-telecast

 

 

 

 

Because of course he is. The actually surprising thing about this is that Evander fucking Holyfield is going to box at 58. 

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1 hour ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Money must be tight.  And it's so Presidential.

https://www.espn.in/boxing/story/_/id/32167639/donald-trump-son-provide-commentary-evander-holyfield-vitor-belfort-alternate-telecast

 

 

 

 

 

Many people are saying its going to be the best fight commentary in the history of boxing.

 

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10 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Because of course he is. The actually surprising thing about this is that Evander fucking Holyfield is going to box at 58. 

What if Holyfield's people didn't tell him that he's going to box?

"Hey Evander, we have this event we need you to appear at, for $100,00. Just need you to dress up, take some photos, sign some autographs!"

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I can't remember a boxing match since Fury, Wilder 2 that wasn't some youtuber vs a has been mma fighter.  Commentators are baked off their asses, rambling pure nonsense.  This weekend's main event features a 58 year old man stepping up on short notice.  The co-main event is two 46 year old mma fighters.  I thought that was rock bottom even for the sport of boxing that's been a joke for decades.  Now former President of the United States and soft punk insurrectionist Donald Trump and his loser son will be part of the broadcast.  All this on the 20th anniversary of 9/11.  We've plummeted straight past Idiocracy.  

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On 8/26/2021 at 5:57 PM, Pato del Muerto said:

Well when he can be convicted on those things he should be. A lawsuit do a nothing to that end, does it?

A lawsuit established OJ's guilt and culpability for murder.

I don't call this frivolous. Maybe it will fail, but I'm fine letting judge and jury decide that.

[I know I'm way late on this. I. Just. Can't. Stop. Myself.]

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1 hour ago, Macanudo said:

Does anyone think Trump is really going to stick around for all four fights?   He'll be late and get bored after the 3rd round of the 1st fight.

As long as they point a camera at him, he’ll stay. As soon as they stop paying attention to him, he’ll leave.

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16 hours ago, Brisketexan said:


Just wait till President Bhad Bhabie holds campaign events on her Onlyfans.

There is no bottom.

It only gets worse.

Repeat those things, over and over, like a mantra.

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This will be a better party once Brisket gets here with the Scotch. Where's Trauma and Bama?

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So maybe the least athletic/sportsman President we've had since Taft is gonna call a pugilist bout involving a sexagenarian...and this seems reasonable to his supporters?  

And he's considered an expert because 35 years ago, there were some boxing matches in one of his bankrupted hotels?  And this qualifies him?  

Guess what else went on in his hotels in the 1980's that he's an expert on?  

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17 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Jim Lampley, the longtime blow-by-blow man for HBO, will call the main telecast alongside former champion Shawn Porter. Viewers will have the option to purchase either the main telecast or the Trump "gamecast" for $49.99.

$50 to hear him bleat for hours about how the election was stolen while a 58-yo man tries to beat up a tomato can?

This will make $BILLION$.

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4 hours ago, Macanudo said:

Does anyone think Trump is really going to stick around for all four fights?   He'll be late and get bored after the 3rd round of the 1st fight.

Didn't read the article but he's actually going to be there or in his basement at Mar-A-Lago while Jr. is home fighting off flies from Kimberly's cooch? 

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5 hours ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

Is there a line for how coked out of his mind Jr is going to be? Like on a scale from Kate Moss to Scarface, the line will be JT plus two strippers in the VIP area at the Rose. I'll take the over. 

How about a line on whether Trump mentions Holyfield or Biden more over the course of the evening? Biden would be easy money.

Prop bet on whether Trump declares he could beat Sleepy Joe in the ring? More easy money

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"And except for Gettysburg, would have won the war"  Yeah, damn shame about those pesky decisive large battles that swing a war one way or the other.  If not for Normandy, Hitler would have won his war.  

I do have great admiration for the strategic and tactical prowess of General Lee.  However, there are a number of brilliant field marshals to whom we have no statues erected.  You know...because they fucking lost.  There are no statues to Heinz Guderian whose tenure lasted longer than Lee's.  Because it turns out, he was an asshole.  And he lost.  You can't be both and get statues.  According to a rule about bronze I've just made up.  

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8 minutes ago, Captainant said:

Can we not repeat trump's shit? What's the point of banning him from Twitter if we just have a bunch of mocking jays reposting his press releases?

I really wish people would stop bitching about this. You know it's inevitable that someone will repost it whether for the lulz or to further his message. Also, this is a thread for exactly shit like that. Now it's like once a week. Before it was multiple times a day. Now it's quaint and schadenfreude-inducing.  I don't mind it.

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17 minutes ago, Captainant said:

Can we not repeat trump's shit? What's the point of banning him from Twitter if we just have a bunch of mocking jays reposting his press releases?

It’s not like someone threw it into a game thread. It’s the Trump thread. What do you expect to see when you visit the trump thread?

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3 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

It’s not like someone threw it into a game thread. It’s the Trump thread. What do you expect to see when you visit the trump thread?

Porn starts, mild racism, idiotic ramblings of a cognitively impaired sociopath, Ivanka's tits.....but not this.  No sir, this will not stand!

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4 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Who could have guessed that Trump would admire a loser like REL?

Robert E. Lee got beat by a drunkard.

And the North wasn't even fully deployed - shit they were fighting with one hand tied behind their back, and even Lee admitted that - while the North had twice as many men in the military as the South, the North still had a population of 22 million people to draw on, while the South had 9 million (4 million of which were slaves).  The North had millions more men to draw upon, while the South couldn't have gone too deep into their bench, without creating a situation where some serious slave revolts would fucking wreck them.

Only in the mind of a fucking loser like Trump could the South have won.

 

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