A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]

[Guest Lobo]

That's just a goddamn man's man right there, that's what that is.  

I know he doesn't partake due to family history, and I completely respect that, but look at those photos and tell me that's not, Ted's brother, Trump Stryker.

"And my third wife left me in 2022.  And that...as much as anything...led to my drinking problem."  

Edited January 6, 2022 by Lobo

[Jack Straw 2954]

10. commits treason and shits his pants on the reg 

[Beau Vine 54432]

I hope you know that this will go down on your permanent record!
 Oh, yeah? Well, don't get so distressed
 Did I happen to mention that I'm impressed?

Edited January 6, 2022 by Beau Vine

[TwiceHorn 31537]

2 hours ago, Lobo said:

Kiss off.

Into the air.

[Gil Bang 26025]

lol

 

 

[Leeroy Jenkins 2415]

What a bunch of fucktards.

[Guest Lobo]

Just like on 1/6/21, he made promises, made them rally together, and then didn't show up---hung back and ate burnt catsup steak and watched TV.  
Fucking idiots.  

Trump is like the guy in the era of Western Posses who had an answering machine.  And he gets the message and purposely doesn't show up to the Old Red Barn until they've already left off to make trouble.  He's conveniently never around when there's trouble, like the opposite of Clark Kent.  

 

[Blotto 23579]

2 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

lol

 

 

Its the first  Thursday afternoon after the extended holiday season. Dont these people have jobs? If they took time off for that stupid bullshit, they are even bigger fucking losers. I cant imagine wasting 5 minutes out of my day to stand around in hopes that the fat orange moron drives by and waves. And then he stands all those dorks up. Classic donnie. 

[DDD Dad 14351]

15 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

lol

 

 

wave

[Blotto 23579]

5 minutes ago, DDD Dad said:

wave

perhaps he's cutting them from Team Trump for being losers

[Player 4576]

I wish we could see footage of him watching Biden's address this morning. I'm kind of shocked that he hasn't issued some kind of statement/rebuttal. Hopefully he had a stroke. 

[Guest Lobo]

15 minutes ago, Blotto said:

Its the first  Thursday afternoon after the extended holiday season. Dont these people have jobs? If they took time off for that stupid bullshit, they are even bigger fucking losers. I cant imagine wasting 5 minutes out of my day to stand around in hopes that the fat orange moron drives by and waves. And then he stands all those dorks up. Classic donnie. 

$50 says at the exact moment that guy was walking through the crowd, waiting for Trump.....Donald was playing golf.  And he'll claim he had many, many calls and many, many meetings.  These fucking shitheads, they're like the kid waiting on the stoop for dad to come back from buying cigarettes.  He's not coming back, he doesn't love you! 

[SmokeyTheBear 5562]

17 minutes ago, Leeroy Jenkins said:

What a bunch of fucktards.

I've never seen such fanboy devotion to a politician. And such a desperate need for that attention from a politician. It's so so weird and pathetic. 

[Sbbruin 21892]

20 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Trump is like the guy in the era of Western Posses who had an answering machine.  And he gets the message and purposely doesn't show up to the Old Red Barn until they've already left off to make trouble.  He's conveniently never around when there's trouble, like the opposite of Clark Kent.  

[AnTiM 1670]

Unfortunately, trump excels at one thing...conning people into believing utter bullshit.

[Judge Roybeanbag 11821]

37 minutes ago, Leeroy Jenkins said:

What a bunch of fucktards.

Remember the people he left stranded to freeze to death at the one rally?  I ‘member.  

[Guest Lobo]

Nevermind the hundreds of innocent tourists still stranded in the U.S. Capitol Gift Shop one year later.  Nobody even mentions those poor patriots.  Just stuck down there with no provisions or blankets. 

[Sbbruin 21892]

1 hour ago, Leeroy Jenkins said:

What a bunch of fucktards.

You mean these types?

 

[henrygandorf 29194]

1 hour ago, Jack Straw said:

10. commits treason and shits his pants on the reg 

11. he doesn’t like sports. he doesn’t follow them, never really has, and doesn’t understand any of them except golf, and

12. he cheats at golf, which is a sin few men can forgive. 

he’s a horrific male role model, if that’s what he’s going for. obviously plenty of men love him for some reason. and parents dress their poor children up in trump shit which just makes me sad.

what happens in 20 years when the kid asks why trump was so great?  what’s the answer?  

he made the other side really mad. that’s the bar, folks. this is america. 

[WhatTheBuck 28798]

52 minutes ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

Remember the people he left stranded to freeze to death at the one rally?  I ‘member.  

Seven were taken to the hospital.

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/ncna1245065

[UpperWestside 6190]

6 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

I tend to take him at his word on that (not drinking).  But it fits with his shallow understanding of things that he thinks he is susceptible to alcoholism because of his genes without realizing that he is also susceptible to addiction to the many other substances he ingests.  I wouldn't be surprised if he was an upper/downer freak, using benzos and stimulants (the oft-cited adderall, meth, benzedrine) to get by.

So I am completely with you that he does not have even a rudimentary understanding of how addiction works in the mind. He does not have the intellectual capabilities or patience to even try to. I am also with you on what possible drugs he is or has used. His mind is just mush from the abuse he has put it through.
 

The alcohol, to me, seems obvious because he just cannot tell the truth about seemingly anything. Like many of us here on this site, I drank far too much at one point in life.  I don’t think he puts down a bottle every night, but this is a guy that drinks. 

[brakeman 28427]

3 hours ago, henrygandorf said:

11. he doesn’t like sports. he doesn’t follow them, never really has, and doesn’t understand any of them except golf, and

12. he cheats at golf, which is a sin few men can forgive. 

he’s a horrific male role model, if that’s what he’s going for. obviously plenty of men love him for some reason. and parents dress their poor children up in trump shit which just makes me sad.

what happens in 20 years when the kid asks why trump was so great?  what’s the answer?  

he made the other side really mad. that’s the bar, folks. this is america. 

13. urinates sitting down.

[brakeman 28427]

I couldn't decide where to put this, but this is a classic.

This is a new sculpture in NYC by the daily show.

 

[henrygandorf 29194]

3 minutes ago, brakeman said:

13. urinates sitting down.

14. facing the toilet. 

[brakeman 28427]

With the toilet seat up.

[Biff Tannen 45742]

6 hours ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

There’s a nice nod to this in Don’t Look Up from Leo’s character. 

[Biff Tannen 45742]

2 hours ago, UpperWestside said:

So I am completely with you that he does not have even a rudimentary understanding of how addiction works in the mind. He does not have the intellectual capabilities or patience to even try to. I am also with you on what possible drugs he is or has used. His mind is just mush from the abuse he has put it through.
 

The alcohol, to me, seems obvious because he just cannot tell the truth about seemingly anything. Like many of us here on this site, I drank far too much at one point in life.  I don’t think he puts down a bottle every night, but this is a guy that drinks. 

I fell like this is the opposite of how alcohol works. More to the point, if this motherfucker drank, he wouldn’t be nearly as big of a shitbag. Well, maybe not, but if he drinks, he’s the least cool drunk ever. 

Edited January 7, 2022 by Biff Tannen
And I’m definitely sober right now. And fuck Donald trumpp

[TwiceHorn 31537]

2 hours ago, UpperWestside said:

So I am completely with you that he does not have even a rudimentary understanding of how addiction works in the mind. He does not have the intellectual capabilities or patience to even try to. I am also with you on what possible drugs he is or has used. His mind is just mush from the abuse he has put it through.
 

The alcohol, to me, seems obvious because he just cannot tell the truth about seemingly anything. Like many of us here on this site, I drank far too much at one point in life.  I don’t think he puts down a bottle every night, but this is a guy that drinks. 

Well, the whole honesty problem is universal among addicts.  And, it's so on brand for him to do something like proclaim "I don't drink," while snorting a fat line of heroin/meth/coke.  But I can really see him abusing prescription drugs in the upper-downer cycle, where he doesn't get too fucked up at any one given time.  The only thing is, that takes a real physical and psychological toll, from what I understand and in my limited observation.

[JimmyJames 12271]

41 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Well, the whole honesty problem is universal among addicts.  And, it's so on brand for him to do something like proclaim "I don't drink," while snorting a fat line of heroin/meth/coke.  But I can really see him abusing prescription drugs in the upper-downer cycle, where he doesn't get too fucked up at any one given time.  The only thing is, that takes a real physical and psychological toll, from what I understand and in my limited observation.

I will say he looks like a drunk. But if he was it seems like that truth would’ve come out more by now. He definitely snorts something though. 

[UpperWestside 6190]

1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

I fell like this is the opposite of how alcohol works. More to the point, if this motherfucker drank, he wouldn’t be nearly as big of a shitbag. Well, maybe not, but if he drinks, he’s the least cool drunk ever. 

My own experiences, as well as friends and family members who have drank or still do, have shown me this is often not the case. Alcohol brings out some of the worst human behavior I can think of. So do other drugs, but I have zero experience with anything else as I’ve never even smoked weed (Although I am 100 percent for people doing that). I can speak from the vantage point of what alcohol does to the mind when you lose yourself in it.
 

Let’s, however, say that alcohol makes you more likeable or funny. You may not like the behavior he exhibited with all those tweets, but there were millions of people who did. “He tweets just like we do when we’re wasted!” “He sounds just like us!” What you again find repulsive is lapped up by his supporters and as him owning the libs. 

 

[UpperWestside 6190]

46 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Well, the whole honesty problem is universal among addicts.  And, it's so on brand for him to do something like proclaim "I don't drink," while snorting a fat line of heroin/meth/coke.  But I can really see him abusing prescription drugs in the upper-downer cycle, where he doesn't get too fucked up at any one given time.  The only thing is, that takes a real physical and psychological toll, from what I understand and in my limited observation.

I see your point here and absolutely believe this could likely be the case with him. His mind is psychologically ravaged for sure. 

[henrygandorf 29194]

3 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

Well, the whole honesty problem is universal among addicts.  And, it's so on brand for him to do something like proclaim "I don't drink," while snorting a fat line of heroin/meth/coke.  But I can really see him abusing prescription drugs in the upper-downer cycle, where he doesn't get too fucked up at any one given time.  The only thing is, that takes a real physical and psychological toll, from what I understand and in my limited observation.

the pills also put a person in a perpetual haze which explains both his erratic behavior and his selective memory/lying his ass off all the time about obvious shit everybody knows isn’t true. 

[Al Czervik 1230]

15 hours ago, Born to Run said:

8. I forget what 8 was for.

Saw them at Liberty Lunch back in the day.  
Carry on. 

[Longhorn_Fan68 33900]

12 hours ago, henrygandorf said:

14. facing the toilet. 

how else are you gonna eat a big mac value meal while grunting one out?

[Brisketexan 105349]

Just now, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

how else are you gonna eat a big mac value meal while grunting one out?

It was a Whopper meal.  And I was shithammered at the party I had while my parents were out of town when I was 17.  Did a lotta disgusting things that night.  Several of which I'm quite proud of.

[henrygandorf 29194]

10 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

It was a Whopper meal.  And I was shithammered at the party I had while my parents were out of town when I was 17.  Did a lotta disgusting things that night.  Several of which I'm quite proud of.

pathetic men of the world unite. nothing left to lose but your bar privileges. 

[Brisketexan 105349]

Just now, henrygandorf said:

pathetic men of the world unite. nothing left to lose but your bar privileges. 

Having once been super-drunk and having eaten and done disgusting things during said event is not an impediment to bar licensing.....it's a prerequisite.

[Blotto 23579]

lulz. listen to this twatwaffle challenge Trump to a debate in AZ. It amuses me that his election fraud claims hinge on evidence that he got screwed in the AZ GOP primary. The GOP is full of some pyschos thats for sure. Even Trump isnt trumpy enough, anymore.

 

 

[Biff Tannen 45742]

4 minutes ago, Blotto said:

lulz. listen to this twatwaffle challenge Trump to a debate in AZ. It amuses me that his election fraud claims hinge on evidence that he got screwed in the AZ GOP primary. The GOP is full of some pyschos thats for sure. Even Trump isnt trumpy enough, anymore.

 

 

[Beau Vine 54432]

22 minutes ago, Blotto said:

lulz. listen to this twatwaffle challenge Trump to a debate in AZ. It amuses me that his election fraud claims hinge on evidence that he got screwed in the AZ GOP primary. The GOP is full of some pyschos thats for sure. Even Trump isnt trumpy enough, anymore.

 

 

Amateur.  Stupid asshole forgot to put on his Oakleys.

[Mrs Whiggins 13050]

Without looking him up, does anyone else think this fellow has a UPer or Wisconsin accent? He's got the northern almost Canadian broad O going strong.

I'm going to google it....

 

Born in Watertown, New York and  left there after high school. Got the north right, but way off on the direction. Bio says he's a real estate agent? Oh. Well then.

[Guest Lobo]

You have a good ear for accents then.  Because most southerners would guess Wisconsin or Minnesota or just "Midwest" more likely.  But his is more likely Uper or middle two fingers of the glove of Michigan.  There is a narrow band of that accent that follows down through northern Ohio, Erie PA, through upstate NY towards Montreal.  But it's rare.  I'm guessing either he spent some time between upstate New York and Arizona in the midwest somewhere.  Or he was surrounded by midwestern transplants once he got to Arizona (which is very common).  Or I guess his family was on that narrow band that speaks like that going back to Watertown.  

One thing you gotta give him is he seems to be genuine (perhaps genuinely crazy).  There's no reason to fake that kinda accent in Arizona.   

[Brisketexan 105349]

10 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Bio says he's a real estate agent? Oh. Well then.

A law as unchangeable as the law of gravity.  They're ALL realtors.

[Blotto 23579]

38 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Bio says he's a real estate agent? Oh. Well then.

https://www.azcentral.com/story/money/business/abg/2016/09/27/makeup-erasers-creators-cleaning-up-eco-conscious-cost-effective-product-phoenix/88907648/ 

This is likely where he got his money if he actually has a spare $1 million lying around. he should team up with the MPG and have the pillows made of their fabric. The time you save not having to remove your makeup (orange or otherwise) should give you an extra 15 minutes to dream about building walls, eating horsepaste, and owning libs. Its clear this guy is a hustler, but he needs to get back on the Trump train if he wants to maximize the grift. 

[Biff Tannen 45742]

31 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

A law as unchangeable as the law of gravity.  They're ALL realtors.

I would have to think this is because getting your realtor license doesn't require a college degree.  Is that the consensus as to why so many of these terrorists dabble in the real estate sector?

[Goredho 17420]

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

It was a Whopper meal.  And I was shithammered at the party I had while my parents were out of town when I was 17.  Did a lotta disgusting things that night.  Several of which I'm quite proud of.

[SmokeyTheBear 5562]

1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

Amateur.  Stupid asshole forgot to put on his Oakleys.

So I used to work for oakley 20 years ago and have some brand loyalty (though they aren't oakley anymore). What are some solid socia-lib-omunist brands I need to put my government handout money towards?

/sortofserious

[Longhorn_Fan68 33900]

29 minutes ago, Goredho said:

come on now, Brisket is very proud of his beejer skills

[TwiceHorn 31537]

56 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

I would have to think this is because getting your realtor license doesn't require a college degree.  Is that the consensus as to why so many of these terrorists dabble in the real estate sector?

I might guess because it is, basically, self-employment.  It can be quite lucrative, particularly if you have a friend or affinity group to leverage.  And yes, the fact that it is both of the foregoing, and is relatively easy to attain licensure without formal education, makes it very attractive to those holding "alternative" beliefs.

[Hagbard Celine 10923]

22 hours ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

9) drives his golf cart onto the green.

cheating at golf is a sin

driving on to the green should be shoot on site