A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]

[Lagunamadre 1975]

17 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

The mayor of Gonzales?  Seriously?

Edit: Oh, dear Jesus...

Uhh ohh, looks like I see a "no guns" sticker on her office door. What a commie libtard gun grabber. 

[Longhorn_Fan68 33699]

28 minutes ago, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

So, I get to spend a few days next week at Trump Doral for a conference.  Any recommendations on what to eat there?  Maybe a hamburger that doesn’t have a bun or something.  I hear they have that.  Can’t wait to stay at a place with pictures of him everywhere and lots of gold accents on everything.

steal as much shit as you can.

[Macanudo 12654]

22 minutes ago, Lagunamadre said:

Uhh ohh, looks like I see a "no guns" sticker on her office door. What a commie libtard gun grabber. 

Bring a super soaker.

[Pato del Muerto 51919]

23 minutes ago, Lagunamadre said:

Uhh ohh, looks like I see a "no guns" sticker on her office door. What a commie libtard gun grabber. 

Next to a mosaic mural of a cannon

Edited January 26, 2022 by Pato del Muerto

[Longhorn_Fan68 33699]

58 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

The mayor of Gonzales?  Seriously?

Edit: Oh, dear Jesus...

how far apart were these pictures taken? the first one I was like "would" and then scrolled to the second one and thought "is that the same person"?

[Brisketexan 103193]

The mayor of Gonzales?  Seriously?
Edit: Oh, dear Jesus...

@Steel Shank would come and take it.

[royiv 9043]

1 hour ago, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

So, I get to spend a few days next week at Trump Doral for a conference.  Any recommendations on what to eat there?  Maybe a hamburger that doesn’t have a bun or something.  I hear they have that.  Can’t wait to stay at a place with pictures of him everywhere and lots of gold accents on everything.

What kind of legitimate organization has a conference at a Trump property? Genuinely curious.

Edited January 26, 2022 by royiv

[Underdog 27976]

40 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

steal as much shit as you can.

And return it back to the WH where it belongs. 

[Born to Run 6201]

how far apart were these pictures taken? the first one I was like "would" and then scrolled to the second one and thought "is that the same person"?

Bottom is a younger Donald Trump in drag. When I said ol Donny can fuck himself, this is not what I meant dammit.

[SydneyCarton 47109]

5 minutes ago, royiv said:

What kind of legitimate organization has a conference at a Trump property? Genuinely curious.

He sells plated gold products, obviously. 

[plimon 190]

1 minute ago, SydneyCarton said:

He sells plated gold products, obviously. 

Gold plated big-dick-toilets.

[Longhorn_Fan68 33699]

27 minutes ago, plimon said:

Gold plated big-dick-toilets.

then why would TFG be interested?

[DigglerontheHoof 20457]

1 hour ago, royiv said:

What kind of legitimate organization has a conference at a Trump property? Genuinely curious.

Same here.  All I can think of is a gun manufacturer or My Pillow conference.

[Fudge Nuggets 18827]

13 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Say what you want about the Russians, but they make it look really fucking easy.

Because they give zero shits if anyone finds out it was foul play.  Hell, they're banking on it so the message is sent loud and clear.

[Bama Chick 28595]

Whew that lady’s hair is tragic.

Are Texas women still doing that 80s Delta Burke hair un-ironically?

[TwiceHorn 30738]

7 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

Whew that lady’s hair is tragic.

Are Texas women still doing that 80s Delta Burke hair un-ironically?

Gonzalez is a currently insignificant (some historical significance) town on the coastal plain somewhere between Austin, San Antonio and Houston.  Surprisingly, its population is up to 7500 or so, which might be attributable to drilling activity in the area, but has been at that level for a while.

Short answer, no, except maybe in backwaters.

[WhatTheBuck 28574]

19 hours ago, Captainant said:

If podcasts are your thing, Behind the Bastards did a few episodes on manafort and his Ukraine fuckery. Some really good background and history on that whole corruption-a-thon

It would be interesting to go back to shaggy and check the thread about the overthrow of Yanukovych for current Trumpers who were cheering his downfall at the time. They didn’t realize that those heroes saving evidence from Yanukovych’s mansion were finding dirt on Trump’s future campaign manager. All three men were in Putin’s pocket. 

[F250 28383]

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

@Steel Shank would come and take it.

That would be a day of pipe laying in Gonzales followed up by some Laredo Tacos from Stripes.

[WhatTheBuck 28574]

4 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

Sat where? On the shitter?

In bed watching cable tv news. 

[High Plains Drifter 10916]

12 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Gonzalez is a currently insignificant (some historical significance) town on the coastal plain somewhere between Austin, San Antonio and Houston.  Surprisingly, its population is up to 7500 or so, which might be attributable to drilling activity in the area, but has been at that level for a while.

Short answer, no, except maybe in backwaters.

 

Right down the road from Shiner.

come and take it flag originated in Gonzales (s not z on the end)

[WhatTheBuck 28574]

2 hours ago, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

So, I get to spend a few days next week at Trump Doral for a conference.  Any recommendations on what to eat there?  Maybe a hamburger that doesn’t have a bun or something.  I hear they have that.  Can’t wait to stay at a place with pictures of him everywhere and lots of gold accents on everything.

Try the chocolate cake. Maybe it’s as good as what they served Xi at Mar-a-Lago while Trump talked about launching a mission strike on Syria.

And just because it seems fitting and is a great song (I’ve actually never seen the video before until now):

 

[Beantown Express 2.0 6492]

2 hours ago, royiv said:

What kind of legitimate organization has a conference at a Trump property? Genuinely curious.

If I had to guess.  Guys that like golf and wanted to play Doral since there is a charity golf tournament there.

[Satchel 6890]

58 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

Whew that lady’s hair is tragic.

Are Texas women still doing that 80s Delta Burke hair un-ironically?

That or the wildly popular Odessa Bouffant.

[Guest Lobo]

2 minutes ago, Satchel said:

That or the wildly popular Odessa Bouffant.

Is that where you pick the girl up in Midland, cum in her hair in Odessa, and drop her off in Monahans?  

[Brisketexan 103193]

2 hours ago, royiv said:

What kind of legitimate organization has a conference at a Trump property? Genuinely curious.

Look, motherfuckers, Amway has a lot of incredible products you use everyday in your household, okay?

[atomheartbevo 88756]

4 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

The mayor of Gonzales?  Seriously?

Edit: Oh, dear Jesus...

3 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

how far apart were these pictures taken? the first one I was like "would" and then scrolled to the second one and thought "is that the same person"?

 

 

[Pato del Muerto 51919]

3 hours ago, royiv said:

What kind of legitimate organization has a conference at a Trump property? Genuinely curious.

Founders American Merchendise 

[elfenix 34001]

45 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Look, motherfuckers, Amway has a lot of incredible products you use everyday in your household, okay?

it's confederated products.  it's a different company, it's a different quality of product.

[Biff Tannen 44929]

4 hours ago, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

Any recommendations on what to eat there?  Maybe a hamburger that doesn’t have a bun or something.  I hear they have that

noooooooooooooooooooo

[Pescado_Rojo 19195]

2 hours ago, Lobo said:

Is that where you pick the girl up in Midland, Give her a Big Spring in Odessa, and drop her off in Monahans?  

fify

[Judge Roybeanbag 11728]

5 hours ago, royiv said:

What kind of legitimate organization has a conference at a Trump property? Genuinely curious.

Well we know it's not the American Federation of Hamburger Bun Manufacturers.

[Beantown Express 2.0 6492]

2 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Look, motherfuckers, Amway has a lot of incredible products you use everyday in your household, okay?

It’s the Republican National Gerrymandering Convention.  Ya happy!

[TexasEd 8012]

22 hours ago, Irwin F Fletcher said:

Was Beaumont, TX booked? Or was Conroe their first choice?

Woodlands was not MAGA enough.

[Willfully Horn 7820]

5 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

@Steel Shank would come and take it.

[Grade of D as in David 13253]

On 1/26/2022 at 8:13 AM, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

So, I get to spend a few days next week at Trump Doral for a conference.  Any recommendations on what to eat there?  Maybe a hamburger that doesn’t have a bun or something.  I hear they have that.  Can’t wait to stay at a place with pictures of him everywhere and lots of gold accents on everything.

Watch out for bed bugs

[Bama Chick 28595]

lol

Usually it’s the parent begging their kid to put the phone away and have a conversation.



I bet the font on his phone is as big as the font on his stupid hat.

[Underdog 27976]

Hush, boy.  I’m talking with Ivanka. 

[DigglerontheHoof 20457]

3 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Hush, boy.  I’m talking with Ivanka. 

Don’t think so, his zipper’s up.

[WhatTheBuck 28574]

7 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

lol

Usually it’s the parent begging their kid to put the phone away and have a conversation.



I bet the font on his phone is as big as the font on his stupid hat.

Poor Eric can’t even get a seat at the table. 

[South Austin 51428]

7 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

 

“I know you’re listening, Dad. Why won’t you talk to me?”

[Fudge Nuggets 18827]

2 hours ago, Underdog said:

Hush, boy.  I’m talking with Ivanka. 

We all know what he isn’t doing…. tweeting.

[hayden_horn 11311]

On 1/26/2022 at 3:00 PM, elfenix said:

it's confederated products.  it's a different company, it's a different quality of product.

such an underrated movie

[High Plains Drifter 10916]

10 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

lol

Usually it’s the parent begging their kid to put the phone away and have a conversation.



I bet the font on his phone is as big as the font on his stupid hat.

 

I'm an old, and even I don't hold my phone like that.

 

 

[henrygandorf 28640]

[Pato del Muerto 51919]

14 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

I'm an old, and even I don't hold my phone like that.

 

 

Guy can’t hold anything one handed with his doll hands. 
 

soda can, phone. Nothing. 

[WhatTheBuck 28574]

13 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

I'm an old, and even I don't hold my phone like that.

You probably don’t hold a glass of water the way he does, either.

[Beau Vine 53630]

Jinx!

Edited January 28, 2022 by Beau Vine

[Judge Roybeanbag 11728]

35 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

I'm an old, and even I don't hold my phone like that.

 

 

Edit - damnit, Buck beat me to it.

 

Edited January 28, 2022 by Judge Roybeanbag

[Native Horn 3465]

7 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Don’t think so, his zipper’s up.

How can you tell?  Thought he wore his zipper in the back.

[Irwin F Fletcher 3536]

lol

Usually it’s the parent begging their kid to put the phone away and have a conversation.



I bet the font on his phone is as big as the font on his stupid hat.

I think he gets fatter each time this picture gets reposted.