A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]

[Horn Dog 9,459]

[DigglerontheHoof 20,450]

17 hours ago, Macanudo said:

Remember a few years ago when Trump said he could shoot someone and people would still vote for him?

Trump could sit next to Putin during a news conference advocating for Russian troops to take D.C. by force and declare Trump Dictator For Life with allegiance to Russia and 35-40% of the country would go along with it.

Dead-on, balls accurate. 

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20,300]

Trump's trade deal with China, just like his trade embargo before, turned out to be a massive failure. China ended up buying fewer goods than in previous years.


https://reason.com/2022/02/09/trumps-phase-one-trade-deal-with-china-was-a-total-failure-just-like-the-trade-war/




 

[Guest Lobo]

Yeah, because Tariff Embargoes!  

"Lobo, you don't even know what a tariff or an embargo is, do you?"

No, but the ChiComs do, and they're the ones embargoing the tariffs.  

[lemonlime 5,482]

But her emails.

[Guest Lobo]

13 months later, these federal law enforcement officials noticed something unusual when somebody packed up a large, heavy box labeled "Books" months before the election  and then called "Friends" the day before January 20th to help with the rest?  This seemed normal to the people who've presided over a dozen presidential transitions before 2021?  Mmmmkay.

[texas08 1,576]

Fucking imbeciles.


(Dotard and his cult)

[tx 3 putt 74,771]

2 hours ago, lemonlime said:

But her emails.

[Blotto 23,228]

Because the world needs another Trump book.....

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While President Trump was in office, staff in the White House residence periodically discovered wads of printed paper clogging a toilet — and believed the president had flushed pieces of paper, Maggie Haberman scoops in her forthcoming book, "Confidence Man."

No wonder he was always bitching about low flow toilets. As an aside, I can't imagine the PTSD that would accompany any job that included Trump toilet detail. I hope those people have been provided the care they so desperately  need. 

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20,300]

Trump:  "Many people are saying that I crap the greatest documents."

 

[WhatTheBuck 28,574]

Did he literally wipe his ass with the documents? Or was it just metaphorical like how he treated the Constitution? Does this give new meaning to the phrase, “morning constitutional?”

So many questions. 

[HenryJames 64,909]

 

[Pato del Muerto 51,914]

27 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Did he literally wipe his ass with the documents? Or was it just metaphorical like how he treated the Constitution? Does this give new meaning to the phrase, “morning constitutional?”

So many questions. 

Maybe he ate them as well but his system didn’t handle it well

[TwiceHorn 30,716]

Like Capone being brought down on tax evasion.

[TwiceHorn 30,716]

13 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Trump's trade deal with China, just like his trade embargo before, turned out to be a massive failure. China ended up buying fewer goods than in previous years.


https://reason.com/2022/02/09/trumps-phase-one-trade-deal-with-china-was-a-total-failure-just-like-the-trade-war/




 

Librul fehgs!  RINOs!  Clearly not patriots.

Edited February 10, 2022 by TwiceHorn

[High Plains Drifter 10,916]

21 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

 

Good god, what next? My imagination fails me.

 

[Guest Lobo]

In less than a week, We went from "he doesn't write/read, so there are no documents" to

"There were some documents, but we shredded them" to

"The documents that weren't shredded, he just tore to pieces.  But we taped them back together" to

"We saved some whole documents, but we sent them to Mar-a-Lago" to

"We didn't send all the documents to Mar-a-Lago because we destroyed some of them in burn bags first" to

"We didn't burn all the documents that remained, the President ate some of them" to 

"The documents he couldn't eat, he tried to flush down the toilet" to

????????  Not even gonna bother with lame lobo attempt.  Because it'll be something none of us could possibly fathom on a mescaline bender.  

[WhatTheBuck 28,574]

7 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

Good god, what next? My imagination fails me.

 

There is no bottom. Pun intended. 

[Blotto 23,228]

1 hour ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Did he literally wipe his ass with the documents?

probably a lot of this 

[WhatTheBuck 28,574]

1 minute ago, Blotto said:

probably a lot of this 

That actually looks a little like Trump.

[Pig Bellmont 8,637]

Haberman made a career off of access journalism to Trump. Whatever is in her book is true. 

[BehoId, The Underminer! 11,486]

12 hours ago, lemonlime said:

But her emails.

What have you got on the distinguished gentleman from Illinois?



   

                   

Some pretty good stuff.



   

                   

- S.E.C. investigation,     .

- You got stocks?



   

                   

I want something embarrassing!



   

                   

Something sexual!



   

                   

Little boys, midgets, that sort of thing.



   

                   

- Cows!I don't give a god damn!

- Come on, Kermit.



   

                   

If we do that, we're no better than he is.



   

                   

We are no better than he is.

[Biff Tannen 44,921]

2 hours ago, Blotto said:

No wonder he was always bitching about low flow toilets.

I had forgotten about this, but it make so much sense now, in the simulation's sense of humor anyway.  Of course he's too stupid to realize his toilets were clogged because he kept flushing documents.  Just, of course.

[Guest Lobo]

If somebody wants to go halfsies with me, toilet paper with "Trump Documents" printed on every square.  $2/roll.  We'd make millions.

[Bullneck 18,617]

2 hours ago, Blotto said:

Because the world needs another Trump book.....

No wonder he was always bitching about low flow toilets. As an aside, I can't imagine the PTSD that would accompany any job that included Trump toilet detail. I hope those people have been provided the care they so desperately  need. 

Just came here to post this.

[WhatTheBuck 28,574]

12 minutes ago, Lobo said:

If somebody wants to go halfsies with me, toilet paper with "Trump Documents" printed on every square.  $2/roll.  We'd make millions.

[Gourmand 7,761]

4 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

That whole segment is so stupid and ridiculous. Haberman was a cheerleader/stenographer for Trump for years and she failed to report any of this in real time but waited to put it in a book after he was of office. She gets no credit from me at all. This toilet story distracts from the bigger issues of Trump's lawbreaking and Haberman's questionable journalistic ethics.

[Bama Chick 28,595]

Maga Haberman can fuck all the way off.

[Gourmand 7,761]

 

 

 

 

[henrygandorf 28,618]

6 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Maybe he ate them as well but his system didn’t handle it well

 

you think he ate it?

no, it wouldn't come out perfect like that.

[TexArcher 36,905]

6 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

Totally legal and totally cool.

[Brisketexan 103,148]

Just now, TexArcher said:

Totally legal and totally cool.

Look, man.....if clogging the toilet is wrong, I don't wanna be right.

I mean, I physically CAN'T be right.  It's a gastrointestinal thing.

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13,336]

If he's eating WH documents, maybe they don't fully digest. Would account for his standing posture and gingerly walking down a ramp like he shat a binder that morning. 

[HenryJames 64,909]

 

[elfenix 34,000]

buttery males!

[DigglerontheHoof 20,450]

4 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

[Red Five 40,109]

I haven't really been following this too closely. Has there been a reason given as to why all of these docs were taken to Mar a Lago? 

[Guest Lobo]

Jesus Christ, you fucking Liberal Cucks.  Calm the fuck down.  Look at the fucking photos from your precious Washington Post commie rag.

The documents are in bins clearly labeled with the Presidential Seal so as to avoid theft.  And both handles on every single rubbermaid are fastened into place with the magic "click" sound.  There is zero fucking concern here except the bullshit hysteria y'all make up.  And they're being loaded into a heavily secured panel truck that can only be accessed with a key, a crowbar, industrial pliers, or $300 cash and a handjob to the driver.  What the fuck is all this fake news bullshit about?  You guys would find fault in anything Trump does.  

[Blotto 23,228]

13 minutes ago, Red Five said:

I haven't really been following this too closely. Has there been a reason given as to why all of these docs were taken to Mar a Lago? 

You expect him to just leave them with the deep state? 

[henrygandorf 28,618]

8 minutes ago, Blotto said:

You expect him to just leave them with the deep state? 

sounds like one of them perjury traps.

[lemonlime 5,482]

49 minutes ago, Red Five said:

I haven't really been following this too closely. Has there been a reason given as to why all of these docs were taken to Mar a Lago? 

Faxing them to Putin?

[TheStoicPaisano 9,716]

He doesn’t do the cyber, probably handing them off in person to all the Russians who bought property in South Florida.

[WhatTheBuck 28,574]

1 hour ago, Red Five said:

I haven't really been following this too closely. Has there been a reason given as to why all of these docs were taken to Mar a Lago? 

He doesn’t know the rules, he doesn’t care, he has no respect for the office or anything else and fuck you he’ll do what he wants.

He actually kept the hurricane map he altered with a Sharpie. That should probably hang in the Smithsonian someday.

[lemonlime 5,482]

41 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

He doesn’t do the cyber, probably handing them off in person to all the Russians who bought property in South Florida.

Or Jared's doing the cyber. 

If he was just trying to conceal top secret documents, why wouldn't he just eat them, flush them down the toilet, or put them in the fireplace.  He was giving the documents to someone.

[atomheartbevo 88,751]

25 minutes ago, lemonlime said:

If he was just trying to conceal top secret documents, why wouldn't he just eat them, flush them down the toilet, or put them in the fireplace.  He was giving the documents to someone.

If he wanted them destroyed, they would have been destroyed.

They were some kind of leverage for him.

[TwiceHorn 30,716]

Another likely explanation is that they were ratholed in order to be withheld from the National Archives and then forgotten about and shipped to MarALago.

The perfect blend of malignance and incompetence.

[henrygandorf 28,618]

2 hours ago, Red Five said:

Has there been a reason given as to why all of these docs were taken to Mar a Lago? 

does it have to be any more complicated than "because he knew he wasn't supposed to do it"?

he breaks every rule, law, norm, or precedent you put in front of him.

[RDCanecutter 25,769]

9 hours ago, Lobo said:

If somebody wants to go halfsies with me, toilet paper with "Trump Documents" printed on every square.  $2/roll.  We'd make millions.

[raises hand] Once, long ago, I got hold of a klan-type newspaper, cut it into 4" wide strips, and taped them together so I could put them on the toilet paper roll in a bathroom I thought they might use.

[RDCanecutter 25,769]

On 2/9/2022 at 1:55 PM, Lobo said:

I dunno, we're workshopping the theory over drinks later.   

Negged for verbing workshop.

[atomheartbevo 88,751]

24 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Another likely explanation is that they were ratholed in order to be withheld from the National Archives and then forgotten about and shipped to MarALago.

The perfect blend of malignance and incompetence.

Maybe they were to be sent to the Rose Law Firm in Little Rock.