A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]

[Blotto 23568]

8 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

Because billionaires always can use an extra $75

 

 

Imagine paying $75 for an autographed copy of a photo commemorating an event that never happened, and Trump didn't actually sign anyway.

When he does it again next month, you almost have to commit to buying that photo as well, as what kind of patriot wouldn't want the  entire commemorative series proudly displayed in their own maga war room?

[TexPx 2323]

A world of secret hungers
Perverting the men who make your laws
Every desire is hidden away
In a drawer in a desk by a Naugahyde chair
On a rug where they walk and drool
Past the girls in the office

We see in the back
Of the City Hall mind
The dream of a girl about thirteen
Off with her clothes and into a bed
Where she tickles his fancy
All night long

[TwiceHorn 31529]

13 hours ago, TexPx said:

No music? If Nugent ain’t playing “Wang Dang Sweet Poontang” I wanna fuckin refund.

Wango Tango for me, dawg.

[Fudge Nuggets 19211]

9 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Wango Tango for me, dawg.

If Ted Nugent isn't consuming rat poison on stage so I can see the life spirit convulse out of his body before my eyes, I want a refund.

[Blotto 23568]

I'm guessing if you let out a whoop or a horse laugh at Trump's Austin klan rally, about 95% of the attendees will reciprocate.

[DigglerontheHoof 21212]

24 minutes ago, Blotto said:

I'm guessing if you let out a whoop or a horse laugh at Trump's Austin klan rally, about 95% of the attendees will reciprocate.

Midnight Sedition Practice

[Beau Vine 54379]

9 hours ago, bolverk said:

It's kinda the same in Travis but only the bulge is wider in Austin.

Something something, South Austin's mom.

[Native Horn 3511]

14 hours ago, NAVY said:

I still say there is a substantial chance that the event is moved out of Austin. MAGA types love them some victimhood and those ding dang mean ol libtards just won't let em meet in peace. 

If it does go down, I might ride over there and live report some idiocy, but I'm not paying a fucking cent to that PoS. 

I bet anybody can just walk in without a ticket.  They need butts in seats.  

[Ten Bears 2483]

11 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

He’s lying. 

How can you tell?

[WhatTheBuck 28797]

2 hours ago, TexPx said:

 

 

A world of secret hungers
Perverting the men who make your laws
Every desire is hidden away
In a drawer in a desk by a Naugahyde chair
On a rug where they walk and drool
Past the girls in the office

We see in the back
Of the City Hall mind
The dream of a girl about thirteen
Off with her clothes and into a bed
Where she tickles his fancy
All night long

 

My brother. I just couldn’t resist. This will take some setup for the younger folks.

And then...

 

[WhatTheBuck 28797]

1 minute ago, Ten Bears said:

How can you tell?

His lips are moving. 

[Sawbonz 27583]

24 minutes ago, Ten Bears said:

How can you tell?

There is no iron in his words

[yoladu 4094]

17 hours ago, NAVY said:

I still say there is a substantial chance that the event is moved out of Austin. MAGA types love them some victimhood and those ding dang mean ol libtards just won't let em meet in peace. 

more like they won't come downtown because it's a crime riddled warzone and Austin has been ruined by Californians. 

if the comment sections from the Austin Downtown ads i get on my facebook feed are any indication.

[abuelo gringo 321]

18 hours ago, TexasEd said:

If Matt Gaetz is there this could be his intro song.

 

 

 

[Fletch 5800]

1 hour ago, yoladu said:

more like they won't come downtown because it's a crime riddled warzone and Austin has been ruined by Californians. 

if the comment sections from the Austin Downtown ads i get on my facebook feed are any indication.

A “friend” of mine won’t visit Austin for this exact reason. “Durrrr durrrr why is it that democrat cities have high crime!?!? That’s what happens when you defund the police!!!”

Yeah. First thing I think of when I think APD is crime stoppers….

[Pato del Muerto 52566]

Point me to the “Republican” cities that don’t have crime rates similar to other cities?

[Longhorn_Fan68 33886]

30 minutes ago, Fletch said:

A “friend” of mine won’t visit Austin for this exact reason. “Durrrr durrrr why is it that democrat cities have high crime!?!? That’s what happens when you defund the police!!!”

Yeah. First thing I think of when I think APD is crime stoppers….

that's ok, we don't want them

[WhatTheBuck 28797]

1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Point me to the “Republican” cities that don’t have crime rates similar to other cities?

And cite the legislation that is defunding the police or the Democratic politician who is proposing it. 

[GhostOfTomJoad 9349]

And cite the legislation that is defunding the police or the Democratic politician who is proposing it. 

Ummm...they heard it fron Hannity, Tucker and Ingram. That's all the proof they need.

[NAVY 6747]

8 hours ago, Native Horn said:

I bet anybody can just walk in without a ticket.  They need butts in seats.  

Right. And I’d prefer to mock, belittle and laugh at this group from at least across the street

[NAVY 6747]

4 hours ago, yoladu said:

more like they won't come downtown because it's a crime riddled warzone and Austin has been ruined by Californians. 

if the comment sections from the Austin Downtown ads i get on my facebook feed are any indication.

Lulz. Yeah well that too. Very scary. Ooooohhhhhhhhh

[texas08 1599]

 
Anybody know if the Pedo Bear costume is still around? I'll wear that thing around out front with a sign around my neck that says something like "Vote GOP- fuck the children, literally".
 
 
 

This needs more attention.

Make this happen.

[WhatTheBuck 28797]

1 hour ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

Ummm...they heard it fron Hannity, Tucker and Ingram. That's all the proof they need.

And in the Republican campaign ads that are flooding the airwaves and making me want to pull my hair out. 

[mchookem 16366]

On 4/10/2022 at 3:14 PM, Lobo said:

1:27 "Transmitting the signal to make people act stupid." 

Laugh all you want at him, this is probably the best explanation I've heard for why 35% of my country behaves the way it does.  I'm gonna subscribe to this sumbitch, makes more sense than all of our other "ledge" theoretical explanations about why some of our family members aren't really who we used to know anymore.

 

[WhatTheBuck 28797]

Haven’t seen this posted. Jesus, what a fucking moron.

 

[Dutchrudder 11150]

Interesting thread on John Eastman's role in the 2000 election of Bush V Gore and the Republican strategy of sending false electors for Florida if they lost the recount. This was the blueprint for his memo to Trump on how to undermine the 2020 election and throw out the electoral votes of several states. 

 

 

 

 

Edited April 16, 2022 by Dutchrudder

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13587]

1 hour ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Haven’t seen this posted. Jesus, what a fucking moron.

 

It's been pointed out before but can't be repeated too many times- the former president who withdrew troops from the ME allowing Russia to take over American airbases believes you're stupid enough to be convinced that Russia would have never invaded Ukraine had he remained president. 

[TwiceHorn 31529]

5 hours ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

It's been pointed out before but can't be repeated too many times- the former president who withdrew troops from the ME allowing Russia to take over American airbases believes you're stupid enough to be convinced that Russia would have never invaded Ukraine had he remained president. 

Because he would have given it to them.  To the extent he could.

[MissingInAction 25169]

On 4/14/2022 at 5:40 PM, DigglerontheHoof said:

If the local surly badasses don’t fuck this thing to hell, I’m gonna be embarrassed.

I'll be your huckleberry..

[WhatTheBuck 28797]

33 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Because he would have given it to them.  To the extent he could.

Starting by pulling the US out of NATO. 

[tx 3 putt 77328]

5 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Starting by pulling the US out of NATO. 

Putin wouldn’t want it any other way 

[WhatTheBuck 28797]

30 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

I'll be your huckleberry..

We already have one. 

[WhatTheBuck 28797]

2 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Putin wouldn’t want it any other way 

There’s always the argument that he would’ve been too busy manipulating his puppet in Washington to install one in Kyiv, I suppose.

[Neonmoon 38130]

This asshole is still trying to decertify the election 

 

[Beau Vine 54379]

10 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Haven’t seen this posted. Jesus, what a fucking moron.

 

That's from March 9th.

[WhatTheBuck 28797]

15 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

That's from March 9th.

I know. I can read. And I went back through this thread to posts made on March 8 to make sure it hadn’t been posted yet before I posted it. This isn’t my first rodeo. 

[Macanudo 13009]

1 hour ago, WhatTheBuck said:

I know. I can read. And I went back through this thread to posts made on March 8 to make sure it hadn’t been posted yet before I posted it. This isn’t my first rodeo. 

So, your 2nd one?

Edited April 16, 2022 by Macanudo

[Beau Vine 54379]

6 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

I know. I can read. And I went back through this thread to posts made on March 8 to make sure it hadn’t been posted yet before I posted it. This isn’t my first rodeo. 

Edited April 16, 2022 by Beau Vine

[Fudge Nuggets 19211]

6 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

I know. I can read. And I went back through this thread to posts made on March 8 to make sure it hadn’t been posted yet before I posted it. This isn’t my first rodeo. 

If the tweet was made on March 9, then checking for posts made here on March 8 seems not so smart. 

[Player 4575]

I know. I can read. And I went back through this thread to posts made on March 8 to make sure it hadn’t been posted yet before I posted it. This isn’t my first rodeo. 

[MaybeACoordinator 8349]

 

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So of course this is a grift. I just hope it's a grift by someone in on the joke. 

[WhatTheBuck 28797]

4 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

If the tweet was made on March 9, then checking for posts made here on March 8 seems not so smart. 

I went backwards checking every page until I got to March 8. That’s how I knew when to stop looking. Duh.

[Sawbonz 27583]

9 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Gil bang’d

[GhostOfTomJoad 9349]

Feel the love from Mister 2 Corinthians.

[Longhorn_Fan68 33886]

[Mo Horn 8853]

1 hour ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

 

 

Feel the love from Mister 2 Corinthians.

 

I honestly don't know if this, or pretty much anything that comes out under his name, is real or not. That's where we are. 

[WhatTheBuck 28797]

1 hour ago, Mo Horn said:

I honestly don't know if this, or pretty much anything that comes out under his name, is real or not. That's where we are. 

Any word that isn’t completely hateful toward anyone who doesn’t bow before him is written by someone else. Grace isn’t in his tool kit. 

[Francisco 2.0 32416]

 

 

[Horndog 2228]

1 hour ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

It's that a secret service dude in the background? He seems on top of things. 

[Biff Tannen 45711]

8 hours ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

 

 

Feel the love from Mister 2 Corinthians.

 

Perfectly normal.  Perfectly healthy.