A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]

[Snake Diggity 4725]

“We’ve got to nuke that hurricane!”

”Why, sir?”

”There might be a gyna-man inside of it!”

[henrygandorf 29230]

remember when you were around 8 years old and all your friends were around 8 years old and everyone believed some crazy shit because you're fucking 8 but there was that one kid who believed the most outlandish shit the most mostly because it was so outlandish.  you'd have some fun with him and tell him obviously false nonsense because you knew he'd take it and run with it and look like a fucking moron while doing it, running his mouth about it to anyone who would listen?  remember how fun that was?

it's not that fun anymore.

[Neonmoon 38130]

In the old days, you could not invite that kid to the sleepover when you were tired of his shit. 
 

Now, the kid has a cult member buy the sleepover and you’re forced to listen to his insane bullshit 

 

[WhatTheBuck 28942]

When Trump was 8 years old, he was probably the kid who ate paste.

[henrygandorf 29230]

6 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

When Trump was 8 years old, he was probably the kid who ate paste.

it's probably healthier than the shit he eats now.

[Macanudo 13347]

41 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

When Trump was 8 years old, he was probably the kid who ate paste.

There's no "probably" to this.

[atomheartbevo 90692]

3 hours ago, Irwin F Fletcher said:

Of course that dipshit would think China was shooting us with a "hurricane gun". Probably led to his belief we should start nuking hurricanes.

What a time to be alive.

If he had won reelection and pulled us out of NATO, the Soviet Union would be mostly back and he'd be taking orders from Putin.

[Covri 6375]

Let’s be honest he wouldn’t have done shit and if he tried he’d have fucked it up somehow. He’s a pathetic loser that only got where he is off his dads money and then the willful ignorance and closeted racism of an entire party reeling from the fact that a minority got elected President over two of their best candidates. They literally let Trump go Trump thinking they had no chance against Hillary and when he won (just like the look on Donnys face) they were shook. Now they’re just ramping that bullshit to eleven because they realized that republican base are fucking rubes and morons that will vote party line even if it’s a pile of shit they trot out. 

Edited May 11, 2022 by Covri

[atomheartbevo 90692]

36 minutes ago, Covri said:

Let’s be honest he wouldn’t have done shit and if he tried he’d have fucked it up somehow.

You don't have to be competent to wreck shit - turn a toddler loose in a china shop, and they're gonna break something, whether it s a $50 cup or a $500 vase.

[Covri 6375]

11 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

You don't have to be competent to wreck shit - turn a toddler loose in a china shop, and they're gonna break something, whether it s a $50 cup or a $500 vase.

It’s foreign policy, not breakable dishes. He’d have done just like infrastructure week and just said shit was coming soon and then distracted again with racism and classism speeches. 

[TexasEd 8269]

5 hours ago, Irwin F Fletcher said:

Of course that dipshit would think China was shooting us with a "hurricane gun". Probably led to his belief we should start nuking hurricanes.

What a time to be alive.

He believed it because Putin told him it was true.

[tx 3 putt 78792]

Former President Donald Trump wanted to take the extraordinary step of reactivating retired US Navy Adm. William McRaven so that he could court-martial the former Navy SEAL commander for criticizing him, Trump's former Pentagon chief claims in his new book.

[Beau Vine 55898]

 

[Red Five 41793]

That makes me so mad because it reminds me of how arrogant Obama was. 

[Longhorn_Fan68 34108]

lol that's fucking dumb and terrible and hilarious. all wrapped in one. wow.

[Blotto 24045]

2 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

 

They didnt have orange clown paint in that era?

[Longhorn_Fan68 34108]

 

[Satchel 6983]

Good news from the NYT:

https://www.nytimes.com/2022/05/12/us/politics/justice-department-trump-classified.html
Federal prosecutors have begun a grand jury investigation into whether classified White House documents that ended up at former President Donald J. Trump’s Florida home were mishandled, according to two people briefed on the matter.

The intensifying inquiry suggests that the Justice Department is examining the role of Mr. Trump and other officials in his White House in their handling of sensitive materials during the final stages of his administration.

In recent days, the Justice Department has taken a series of steps showing that its investigation has progressed beyond the preliminary stages. Prosecutors issued a subpoena to the National Archives and Records Administration to obtain the boxes of classified documents, according to the two people familiar with the matter, who spoke on condition of anonymity because of the ongoing investigation.

The authorities have also made interview requests to people who worked in the White House in the final days of Mr. Trump’s presidency, according to one of the people

[tx 3 putt 78792]

58 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

 

[Fudge Nuggets 19485]

39 minutes ago, Satchel said:

Federal prosecutors have begun a grand jury investigation into whether classified White House documents that ended up at former President Donald J. Trump’s Florida home were mishandled, according to two people briefed on the matter.

I know I'm going out on a limb here, but if classified documents wind up at his house I bet it's safe to say they were "mishandled".  Call it a hunch.

[Chad Fuck 18170]

47 minutes ago, Satchel said:

Good news from the NYT:

https://www.nytimes.com/2022/05/12/us/politics/justice-department-trump-classified.html
Federal prosecutors have begun a grand jury investigation into whether classified White House documents that ended up at former President Donald J. Trump’s Florida home were mishandled, according to two people briefed on the matter.

The intensifying inquiry suggests that the Justice Department is examining the role of Mr. Trump and other officials in his White House in their handling of sensitive materials during the final stages of his administration.

In recent days, the Justice Department has taken a series of steps showing that its investigation has progressed beyond the preliminary stages. Prosecutors issued a subpoena to the National Archives and Records Administration to obtain the boxes of classified documents, according to the two people familiar with the matter, who spoke on condition of anonymity because of the ongoing investigation.

The authorities have also made interview requests to people who worked in the White House in the final days of Mr. Trump’s presidency, according to one of the people

Ah well, nevertheless.

You know he's going to come back with, "What boxes?  I've seen a lot of boxes.  We hired movers.  How should I know which boxes moved?  I never moved anything.  I'm sure it was a mistake."  It'll work.  

[Satchel 6983]

7 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

I know I'm going out on a limb here, but if classified documents wind up at his house I bet it's safe to say they were "mishandled".  Call it a hunch.

I’d call it a good hunch.

[Bullneck 19600]

OK, we're officially jinxed.

[Longhorn_Fan68 34108]

3 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:

Ah well, nevertheless.

You know he's going to come back with, "What boxes?  I've seen a lot of boxes.  We hired movers.  How should I know which boxes moved?  I never moved anything.  I'm sure it was a mistake."  It'll work.  

unless some docs are missing and they get found in the wrong hands. can't dodge that shit (at least I don't think)

[Chad Fuck 18170]

3 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

unless some docs are missing and they get found in the wrong hands. can't dodge that shit (at least I don't think)

He's a mob boss.  He knows that he never touches anything.  He can always find some stooge to touch it for him.  "How'd that list of agents the Russians wanted get in my desk? I don't know, I never touch any document.  Better ask Mark Meadows - Oh, Mark doesn't work for me anymore?  Must be one of the other spineless lackeys.  But it wasn't me.  No how, no way." 

We've seen it before.  I hope I'm wrong, but past experience tells me not to get my hopes up.

Edited May 12, 2022 by Chad Fuck

[WhatTheBuck 28942]

56 minutes ago, Satchel said:

Good news from the NYT

Great news. They’re going to look into the possibility of doing something about something that everyone can see was totally wrong. Maybe after a lengthy examination they’ll decide to actually do something about it.

I’m not holding my breath.

[royiv 9903]

[Chad Fuck 18170]

Zacly

[TwiceHorn 32117]

Trump sold the DC hotel, a major or the major source of beltway grift for Trumpco.

[NameAlreadyInUse 5178]

47 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Everytime I see this GIF I simultaneously laugh because it's objectively funny, especially when the banner comes down before he hits the button, but it also angers me because it's been true so many times and has not mattered even a little bit.  Fuck.

[Fudge Nuggets 19485]

1 hour ago, TwiceHorn said:

Trump sold the DC hotel, a major or the major source of beltway grift for Trumpco.

This whole deal has led me to believe he ain’t running again.  No way he gives up the unlimited grift potential of that shithole if he’s running.

[TwiceHorn 32117]

1 hour ago, NameAlreadyInUse said:

Everytime I see this GIF I simultaneously laugh because it's objectively funny, especially when the banner comes down before he hits the button, but it also angers me because it's been true so many times and has not mattered even a little bit.  Fuck.

Thing is, though, we really haven't got him, yet.  Mueller and the Impeachments(R) were never going to result in any real consequences for Trump.  And there really hasn't been much to go on, except armchair prosecutors screaming "INDICT" and "CONVICT" and "WHY NOT DONE" without any basis in reality. 

Edited May 12, 2022 by TwiceHorn

[NameAlreadyInUse 5178]

You and I both know that if Congress were filled with reasonable people, he would've been investigated and impeached and convicted over the Mueller report, so the insurrection never would've happened nor would the second impeachment.  But supposing for a second that he did skate on those charges somehow, the second impeachment trial would've been unanimous.  Every Republican in Congress knew it was wrong the day it was happening when they were cowering in fear.  They knew it was wrong when they finished their job that night.  They knew it was wrong the next couple days after that.  They just reminded that they needed to forget it was wrong to stay in power, so they did.  That's nothing to do with justice.  It's to do with the fact that he's a rich white man with power. 

You or I would already be in jail if we were out there doing the shit he's been doing.  I'm not going to sit here and argue about it, though since I'm stuck in my office for a couple more days I guess I have the time to, but he hasn't gone to jail yet because the people who could send him to jail are afraid to take away the power of a rich white man.

The good thing about Trump is that I think I always thought at some level that the system was rigged against non-white people especially but also against non-rich people, but seeing how blatantly he goes around committing fraud and breaking the law and still walk free really put a pin on how much systemic injustice is really built into our system.  It's disgusting, and it's another in a growing list of reasons that I better understand Michelle Obama's speech every day.  I'm looking forward to the day when I can be proud to be an American again.

[Mrs Whiggins 13051]

9 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

 

Is this the last one in the trilogy? I can't remember the order. Let's see, is it The Fellowship of the Sting, The Two Golden Showers, and then The Return...is the last one?

Aragorn he is not. That's for sure.

[WhatTheBuck 28942]

11 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

This whole deal has led me to believe he ain’t running again.  No way he gives up the unlimited grift potential of that shithole if he’s running.

He’s not a smart businessman. And he’s running in 2024.

[DigglerontheHoof 21565]

[tx 3 putt 78792]

Hopefully he doubles down on this Big Macs 

[GopherRock 1778]

The only way he doesn't run in 24 is if he's dead.

[Native Horn 3583]

Just now, GopherRock said:

The only way he doesn't run in 24 is if he's dead.

He'd still get 70 million votes.

[Mrs Whiggins 13051]

10 minutes ago, Native Horn said:

He'd still get 70 million votes.

Per the recent GOP candidate who won his primary from jail, as long as Trump hasn't been convicted...

NARRATOR: He won't be.

...he can be on a ballot.

So dead or alive, jailed or bailed, he's going to get votes.

 

[GhostOfTomJoad 9529]

He'd still get 70 million votes.

He's gonna be a write in candidate for decades after he's dead. Trumpkins either a) won't believe he's dead, b) claim the Clintons murdered him, or c) will count on his resurrection from beyond the grave.

[SizzleChest 8314]

If he doesn't get the nomination, it's Ross Perot 2.0.

[DigglerontheHoof 21565]

4 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

1 hour ago, Native Horn said:

He'd still get 70 million votes.

He's gonna be a write in candidate for decades after he's dead. Trumpkins either a) won't believe he's dead, b) claim the Clintons murdered him, or c) will count on his resurrection from beyond the grave.

That's likely accurate AF.  He'll actually, accidentally, be a huge anchor for them once his fat ass is in the ground.  Of course, in this timeline, the fat fuck will live til 100. 

[Macanudo 13347]

4 minutes ago, SizzleChest said:

If he doesn't get the nomination, it's Ross Perot 2.0.

Please?

[Chad Fuck 18170]

Sorry y’all, he’s going to be sanctified like Reagan. Look for streets, schools etc being named for him in your town.

[DigglerontheHoof 21565]

10 minutes ago, SizzleChest said:

If he doesn't get the nomination, it's Ross Perot 2.0.

There's not a snowball's chance in hell, he doesn't get nominated if he runs.  None.  Nada.  Nil. 

[High Plains Drifter 11195]

 

He could probably grift more by not running, but the grift is secondary to the narcissism. His narcissism will not allow him to not run.

 

edit: the best possible outcome for the good of the country is he drops dead, right now. But its a strong consolation that Desantis, Abbot, Rubio, Cruz, or whatever POS thinks he's next will get fucked over if he survives until 2024.

 

Edited May 13, 2022 by High Plains Drifter

[Biff Tannen 46212]

2 hours ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

3 hours ago, Native Horn said:

He'd still get 70 million votes.

He's gonna be a write in candidate for decades after he's dead. Trumpkins either a) won't believe he's dead, b) claim the Clintons murdered him, or c) will count on his resurrection from beyond the grave.

This is 100% truth.

[Aqua Buddha 14810]

Tell me again how they're billionaires:

 

[Underdog 29241]

Probably not even their place but broke into  a neighbors house and started using their grill, and that woman is so hideous looking she’d turn Shawn Kemp gay.