A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]

[RomaVicta 29967]

15 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

 

This guy has been negotiating for a long time. Didn't the feds reel him in a couple of years ago? Anyway, the phalanx of crooks begins to break formation. Were you feeling a little safer yesterday, Donald, in your bunker?

[Js1 85522]

5 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Probably never even met the guy.

Low level coffee boy 

[The Original Greaser Bob 2845]

21 minutes ago, UrbanAchiever said:

I call B.S. I used to work in San Rafael (not holding or spinning signs), and I can't think of any local who made reference to a West Marin. Maybe I wasn't part of the Marin 2% crowd.

I'm certainly not part of that crowd, but I do hear "West Marin".  Basically just implies you are over by the national seashore or Bolinas up through Pt. Reyes Station as opposed to San Rafael or Mill Valley.

Edited August 17, 2022 by The Original Greaser Bob

[Satchel 6948]

8 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

This guy has been negotiating for a long time. Didn't the feds reel him in a couple of years ago? Anyway, the phalanx of crooks begins to break formation. Were you feeling a little safer yesterday, Donald, in your bunker?

It appears he’s getting off light. From the NYT:

A senior executive at Donald J. Trump’s family business who was charged with participating in a yearslong tax scheme is nearing a deal with Manhattan prosecutors but will not cooperate with a broader investigation into Mr. Trump, according to three people with knowledge of the matter.

If it becomes final, a plea deal for the executive, Allen H. Weisselberg, would bring prosecutors no closer to indicting the former president but would nonetheless brand one of his most trusted lieutenants a felon…

The company will not join Mr. Weisselberg in pleading guilty on Thursday, two people with knowledge of the matter said. And Mr. Weisselberg, while admitting his own guilt, is not expected to implicate anyone in the Trump family.

 

 

[TexasEd 8071]

1 hour ago, Chooky said:

Her side hustle was spinning a sign for the Tony's Tint-N-Rims franchise where prices sometimes got so low you'd think "Tony went loco."

[RomaVicta 29967]

7 minutes ago, Satchel said:

It appears he’s getting off light. From the NYT:

A senior executive at Donald J. Trump’s family business who was charged with participating in a yearslong tax scheme is nearing a deal with Manhattan prosecutors but will not cooperate with a broader investigation into Mr. Trump, according to three people with knowledge of the matter.

If it becomes final, a plea deal for the executive, Allen H. Weisselberg, would bring prosecutors no closer to indicting the former president but would nonetheless brand one of his most trusted lieutenants a felon…

The company will not join Mr. Weisselberg in pleading guilty on Thursday, two people with knowledge of the matter said. And Mr. Weisselberg, while admitting his own guilt, is not expected to implicate anyone in the Trump family.

 

 

[Lurch 5931]

It appears he’s getting off light. From the NYT:

A senior executive at Donald J. Trump’s family business who was charged with participating in a yearslong tax scheme is nearing a deal with Manhattan prosecutors but will not cooperate with a broader investigation into Mr. Trump, according to three people with knowledge of the matter.

If it becomes final, a plea deal for the executive, Allen H. Weisselberg, would bring prosecutors no closer to indicting the former president but would nonetheless brand one of his most trusted lieutenants a felon…

The company will not join Mr. Weisselberg in pleading guilty on Thursday, two people with knowledge of the matter said. And Mr. Weisselberg, while admitting his own guilt, is not expected to implicate anyone in the Trump family.

 

 

Hmm

[Longhorn_Fan68 33886]

this just in: no one knows what the fuck is going on.

[chainsaw 9873]

4 minutes ago, Lurch said:

Hmm

 

 

 

 

How exactly does he not implicate anyone in the Trump family?

[Biff Tannen 45711]

1 hour ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

this just in: no one knows what the fuck is going on.

What is this?  The fall practice thread?

[Longhorn_Fan68 33886]

1 minute ago, Biff Tannen said:

What is this?  The fall practice thread?

it's the practice for the practice thread. can't come out of the game in game one form

[C-Man 27254]

53 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

And the dotard didn't know about any of them, I'm sure.

[kevwun 15855]

Not much reason to give him a plea deal if he's not squealing.

[Biff Tannen 45711]

1 hour ago, kevwun said:

Not much reason to give him a plea deal if he's not squealing.

One would think.

[tx 3 putt 77328]

58 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

And the dotard didn't know about any of them, I'm sure.

Eric trump is FUCKED !!!!!!

5 minutes ago, C-Man said:

pretty sure that doesn’t work in a criminal / felony / tax case ?

[C-Man 27254]

6 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Eric trump is FUCKED !!!!!!

pretty sure that doesn’t work in a criminal / felony / tax case ?

[Chopper 17243]

Will not read

[Bama Chick 28596]

MIL was over the other day and wife mentioned we were wanting to go back to NYC sometime soon.  MIL immediately says "isn't is dangerous now?"  Us: "Not any more dangerous than it's been in the past decade or so."
Fox News brain.  Afraid of all cities.  Surprised she even comes to Austin.

My dad pulled this when I told him I was going to NYC for my 50th birthday - ALONE.

When I pointed out the murder rate in North Alabama is higher than Manhattan and I’m more likely to get shot up at work by a gun nut, he changed the subject.

I ain’t wandering around the Bronx in 1978, Dad. I’m going to stay in Disneyworld for adults and catch three concerts at MSG and going to two Broadway matinees, FFS.

[WhatTheBuck 28797]

4 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

At the risk of this thread derailing any further...but I just can't help myself so I have to ask...What, exactly did you THINK I was trying to say in my post? Even though I clarified in a response to you directly already. Help me understand what you THOUGHT I was implying in my post. Specifically the whole "for her sake" park, as well as the "one stereotype people usually thinking when San Francisco is brought up" parts. What did you THINK I was trying to say, exactly? Because I'm fairly certain you're aware of my posting history and general opinions, specifically as a fairly regular Cloak Room poster. Because I Reasonably have no clue what the fuck you're talking about. 

I saw the post with the lady holding up the signs and thought, good for her, that’s pretty cool, and scrolled on by. Then I saw your post saying that for her sake, hopefully she was in San Francisco. That didn’t make any sense. So I went back and thought, surely he’s not saying what it sounds like he’s saying. Because it sounds like he’s saying she looks like a lesbian so hopefully she’s in San Francisco. That would be wildly inappropriate.

I mean, surely you’re aware that San Francisco is known for having a large gay population and it’s common to reference the city when suggesting someone is or might be homosexual. That would make more sense based on the context rather than hopefully for her sake she’s in as liberal a city as possible while holding up an anti-Trump sign or she might get shot. People protest against Trump all over the country without getting shot. It’s also true that in this community it’s not uncommon to see casual expressions even by ostensibly progressive posters of using the word “gay” as a synonym for “stupid” or “bad,” of using the misspelling “faget,” or of implying that someone is gay as if it’s supposed to be an insult.

So okay, we’ll go with that your comment just didn’t make sense. I don’t think it was at all unreasonable to question what you were trying to say. 

[Longhorn_Fan68 33886]

3 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

I saw the post with the lady holding up the signs and thought, good for her, that’s pretty cool, and scrolled on by. Then I saw your post saying that for her sake, hopefully she was in San Francisco. That didn’t make any sense. So I went back and thought, surely he’s not saying what it sounds like he’s saying. Because it sounds like he’s saying she looks like a lesbian so hopefully she’s in San Francisco. That would be wildly inappropriate.

I mean, surely you’re aware that San Francisco is known for having a large gay population and it’s common to reference the city when suggesting someone is or might be homosexual. That would make more sense based on the context rather than hopefully for her sake she’s in as liberal a city as possible while holding up an anti-Trump sign or she might get shot. People protest against Trump all over the country without getting shot. It’s also true that in this community it’s not uncommon to see casual expressions even by ostensibly progressive posters of using the word “gay” as a synonym for “stupid” or “bad,” of using the misspelling “faget,” or of implying that someone is gay as if it’s supposed to be an insult.

So okay, we’ll go with that your comment just didn’t make sense. I don’t think it was at all unreasonable to question what you were trying to say. 

I was fucking joking

[BrickHorn 18273]

What the buck happened to this thread?

[Bullneck 19200]

9 minutes ago, BrickHorn said:

What the buck happened to this thread?

Sydney and Buckmeister need a room.  And maybe a threeway with Longhorn_Fan68

 

(Important footnote: I'm at a resort in the Dominican Republic with free booze.  And lots of big booty latinas and oddly enough, Russians.  I may not be ready for the LSAT or GMAT at this point.  I may not be witty or funny.  I'm ready to slip out of these wet clothes and into a dry martini, though).  

 

 

 

 

Edited August 17, 2022 by Bullneck

[chainsaw 9873]

4 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

Sydney and Buckmeister need a room.  And maybe a threeway with Longhorn_Fan68

 

(Important footnote: I'm at a resort in the Dominican Republic with free booze.  And lots of big booty latinas and oddly enough, Russians.  I may not be ready for the LSAT or GMAT at this point.  I may not be witty or funny.  I'm ready to slip out of these wet clothes and into a dry martini, though).  

rules.

[Chooky 13317]

1 hour ago, chainsaw said:

How exactly does he not implicate anyone in the Trump family?

Are you insinuating that the Trumps are associated with Trump Organization and Trump Payroll Corporation and the Look At Me, I'm Trump And This Is My Trump Business, inc.? It's too early to assume these things. You're being hasty. 

[Bullneck 19200]

10 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

rules.

I'll see what I can do.

[Covri 6252]

35 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

I saw the post with the lady holding up the signs and thought, good for her, that’s pretty cool, and scrolled on by. Then I saw your post saying that for her sake, hopefully she was in San Francisco. That didn’t make any sense. So I went back and thought, surely he’s not saying what it sounds like he’s saying. Because it sounds like he’s saying she looks like a lesbian so hopefully she’s in San Francisco. That would be wildly inappropriate.

I mean, surely you’re aware that San Francisco is known for having a large gay population and it’s common to reference the city when suggesting someone is or might be homosexual. That would make more sense based on the context rather than hopefully for her sake she’s in as liberal a city as possible while holding up an anti-Trump sign or she might get shot. People protest against Trump all over the country without getting shot. It’s also true that in this community it’s not uncommon to see casual expressions even by ostensibly progressive posters of using the word “gay” as a synonym for “stupid” or “bad,” of using the misspelling “faget,” or of implying that someone is gay as if it’s supposed to be an insult.

So okay, we’ll go with that your comment just didn’t make sense. I don’t think it was at all unreasonable to question what you were trying to say. 

[tx 3 putt 77328]

30 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

Sydney and Buckmeister need a room.  And maybe a threeway with Longhorn_Fan68

 

(Important footnote: I'm at a resort in the Dominican Republic with free booze.  And lots of big booty latinas and oddly enough, Russians.  I may not be ready for the LSAT or GMAT at this point.  I may not be witty or funny.  I'm ready to slip out of these wet clothes and into a dry martini, though).  

 

 

 

 

which resort ?

[Bullneck 19200]

1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

which resort ?

Barcelo Bavaro Palace

[Gil Bang 25998]

1 hour ago, C-Man said:

Interesting story, this actor John Banner.  A Jew, born in what is now Ukraine, he came to the US when Hitler was rising to power.  Learned English, joined the Army.  Mofo was so good looking, they put him on a recruiting poster.   Later married a French woman that was said to be a spectacular cook of French cuisine.   He loved her cooking so much that he gained over 100 lbs.    

 

1 minute ago, Bullneck said:

Barcelo Bavaro Palace

Oh man.  I was in the DR last year, and that Presidente is a damn good beer. 

[Hammerin Hank 1227]

45 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

I saw the post with the lady holding up the signs and thought, good for her, that’s pretty cool, and scrolled on by. Then I saw your post saying that for her sake, hopefully she was in San Francisco. That didn’t make any sense. So I went back and thought, surely he’s not saying what it sounds like he’s saying. Because it sounds like he’s saying she looks like a lesbian so hopefully she’s in San Francisco. That would be wildly inappropriate.

I mean, surely you’re aware that San Francisco is known for having a large gay population and it’s common to reference the city when suggesting someone is or might be homosexual. That would make more sense based on the context rather than hopefully for her sake she’s in as liberal a city as possible while holding up an anti-Trump sign or she might get shot. People protest against Trump all over the country without getting shot. It’s also true that in this community it’s not uncommon to see casual expressions even by ostensibly progressive posters of using the word “gay” as a synonym for “stupid” or “bad,” of using the misspelling “faget,” or of implying that someone is gay as if it’s supposed to be an insult.

So okay, we’ll go with that your comment just didn’t make sense. I don’t think it was at all unreasonable to question what you were trying to say. 

Nothing in his post made any implication about homosexuals. You’re the only one that thought this. What does that say about you?

[B00M 6455]

[The Original Greaser Bob 2845]

47 minutes ago, BrickHorn said:

What the buck happened to this thread?

[Gatorubet 30286]

5 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

yo, can we talk about the sign lady some more?!

I’m interested in her passport status. 

[atomheartbevo 89777]

3 hours ago, Chooky said:

He was short staffed, maybe. Probably because of Covid, even though Covid probably wasn't even real. 

3 hours ago, Celery Man said:

yeah but the tip of the staff was wide af

[Horndog 2228]

20 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

 

 

Oh man.  I was in the DR last year, and that Presidente is a damn good beer. 

Don't miss the Brugal rum.

[staboner 4984]

58 minutes ago, BrickHorn said:

What the buck happened to this thread?

alright. lets get this thread back on track. was gonna post a fall guy gif re: CFO pleading guilty on the last page but alas this gif came up in the search. so i shall post it. 

Spoiler

toodles homies

[The Dog 44120]

Just put the Buckeye on ignore. Geez.

[Bullneck 19200]

 

[SimonBolivar 10958]

1 hour ago, BrickHorn said:

What the buck happened to this thread?

THE Ohio State University

[TexArcher 38021]

Finally catching up on news today and holy shit, Trump's team is considering releasing surveillance footage of the FBI search?

Why?  How can that possibly help them?

Did his security put up a fight and catch a beating that'll make the Feds look bad to his horde or something?

What is this fat chunk of shit trying to stir up now?

[Fudge Nuggets 19211]

1 hour ago, WhatTheBuck said:

I saw the post with the lady holding up the signs and thought, good for her, that’s pretty cool, and scrolled on by. Then I saw your post saying that for her sake, hopefully she was in San Francisco. That didn’t make any sense. So I went back and thought, surely he’s not saying what it sounds like he’s saying. Because it sounds like he’s saying she looks like a lesbian so hopefully she’s in San Francisco. That would be wildly inappropriate.

I mean, surely you’re aware that San Francisco is known for having a large gay population and it’s common to reference the city when suggesting someone is or might be homosexual. That would make more sense based on the context rather than hopefully for her sake she’s in as liberal a city as possible while holding up an anti-Trump sign or she might get shot. People protest against Trump all over the country without getting shot. It’s also true that in this community it’s not uncommon to see casual expressions even by ostensibly progressive posters of using the word “gay” as a synonym for “stupid” or “bad,” of using the misspelling “faget,” or of implying that someone is gay as if it’s supposed to be an insult.

So okay, we’ll go with that your comment just didn’t make sense. I don’t think it was at all unreasonable to question what you were trying to say. 

Take the L and move on, pussy.  You are literally the only one in the entire thread that interpreted it that way. 

[Pig Bellmont 8720]

5 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Finally catching up on news today and holy shit, Trump's team is considering releasing surveillance footage of the FBI search?

Why?  How can that possibly help them?

Did his security put up a fight and catch a beating that'll make the Feds look bad to his horde or something?

What is this fat chunk of shit trying to stir up now?

“Here’s the FBI carrying 27 boxes of classified documents out of my house! Can’t you see the mistreatment?!” 
 

I really don’t see how that’s a good idea. Especially if the cameras can ID any of that classified info- broadcasting publicly would probably be a whole bunch of new crimes

[Dahobbs 17653]

1 hour ago, WhatTheBuck said:

I saw the post with the lady holding up the signs and thought, good for her, that’s pretty cool, and scrolled on by. Then I saw your post saying that for her sake, hopefully she was in San Francisco. That didn’t make any sense. So I went back and thought, surely he’s not saying what it sounds like he’s saying. Because it sounds like he’s saying she looks like a lesbian so hopefully she’s in San Francisco. That would be wildly inappropriate.

I mean, surely you’re aware that San Francisco is known for having a large gay population and it’s common to reference the city when suggesting someone is or might be homosexual. That would make more sense based on the context rather than hopefully for her sake she’s in as liberal a city as possible while holding up an anti-Trump sign or she might get shot. People protest against Trump all over the country without getting shot. It’s also true that in this community it’s not uncommon to see casual expressions even by ostensibly progressive posters of using the word “gay” as a synonym for “stupid” or “bad,” of using the misspelling “faget,” or of implying that someone is gay as if it’s supposed to be an insult.

So okay, we’ll go with that your comment just didn’t make sense. I don’t think it was at all unreasonable to question what you were trying to say. 

Everyone else got it ya dense bastard.

[Fudge Nuggets 19211]

11 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Finally catching up on news today and holy shit, Trump's team is considering releasing surveillance footage of the FBI search?

Why?  How can that possibly help them?

Did his security put up a fight and catch a beating that'll make the Feds look bad to his horde or something?

What is this fat chunk of shit trying to stir up now?

Obviously dotard wants his cult to see the faces of the agents so they can be harassed forever.

[ultimaton 2982]

1 hour ago, BrickHorn said:

What the buck happened to this thread?

slorch'd  WhatTheBuck'd

[Underdog 28766]

2 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

I was going to NYC for my 50th birthday - ALONE.

Go on… 

[Bama Chick 28596]

“Here’s the FBI carrying 27 boxes of classified documents out of my house! Can’t you see the mistreatment?!” 
 
I really don’t see how that’s a good idea. Especially if the cameras can ID any of that classified info- broadcasting publicly would probably be a whole bunch of new crimes

He’s hoping his nutso cult followers can get clear shots of the agents and dox them and harass them.

[TexArcher 38021]

30 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Obviously dotard wants his cult to see the faces of the agents so they can be harassed forever.

That's what I'm afraid of.  He only speaks vendetta and even if it hurts his legal case, he'll want payback.  And he might just get some more cops killed.  The guy's like fucking Manson -- never kills anyone, but he sure can get people to do it for him.

[Bama Chick 28596]

[Fudge Nuggets 19211]

58 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

 

 

The other appropriate gif commonly used in this thread: