A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]

[SmokeyTheBear 5562]

1 hour ago, Bullneck said:

 

 

Would be cool if they could tie all this together with the larger Russian (government and mafia) money flows going around the world and work with allies to cripple the oligarchs that way too. Kill one of the major diseases our world is dealing with. 

[TwiceHorn 31452]

8 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

It's gonna be a nice payday for Dearie here at his judicial retirement.  This kind of thing (one job) easily permits billing 8-10 hours a day, pretty legit by Dearie and everyone else.

[Bullneck 19079]

1 minute ago, SmokeyTheBear said:

Would be cool if they could tie all this together with the larger Russian (government and mafia) money flows going around the world and work with allies to cripple the oligarchs that way too. Kill one of the major diseases our world is dealing with. 

Oh, hai.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Panama_Papers

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4 hours ago, kevwun said:

There will be Donald Trump sightings and conspiracy theories about this death still going strong 50 years after he finally dies.

I’m going to make money off of those idiots.  Already have some ideas planned.

[Beau Vine 54212]

3 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

I’m going to make money off of those idiots.  Already have some ideas planned.

 

[Pig Bellmont 8714]

6 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

It's gonna be a nice payday for Dearie here at his judicial retirement.  This kind of thing (one job) easily permits billing 8-10 hours a day, pretty legit by Dearie and everyone else.

Pretty sure his order said he’s not charging for his time. He’s charging for the magistrate’s time and any admin staff, but he said since he’s still an active judge he wouldn’t take compensation 

Edited September 23, 2022 by Pig Bellmont

[speed817 19265]

[Bozo_Casanova 26444]

2 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Like fucking clockwork:

 

This fucking guy is living the dream

[BrickHorn 18219]

1 hour ago, Gil Bang said:

And of course, marijuana is 100% legal in Malibu, so who really gives a fuck about that?

Edited September 23, 2022 by BrickHorn

[tx 3 putt 76910]

2 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

I see a man that is presumably Hunter Biden, with women in various states of undress.  

Is there any evidence at all that they are "hookers"?  

And of course, marijuana is 100% legal in Malibu, so who really gives a fuck about that? 

I imagine Malibu as milf heaven )

[henrygandorf 29189]

2 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Like fucking clockwork:

 

$4140 is awfully specific for a reasonably small inventory of rentals.  seems possible that i could track down an address. 

also my saturday is wide open.

[Judge Roybeanbag 11819]

That Hunter story happened in 2018. Lol.  They’re rerunning stuff.

[Underdog 28614]

6 hours ago, Grade of D as in David said:

He'll end up somewhere shitty.

He's already in Florida.

[henrygandorf 29189]

7 minutes ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

That Hunter story happened in 2018. Lol.  They’re rerunning stuff.

[Biff Tannen 45676]

1 hour ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

That Hunter story happened in 2018. Lol.  They’re rerunning stuff.

The entire Hunter Biden thing is so bizarre.  All of it.

[tx 3 putt 76910]

Just now, Biff Tannen said:

The entire Hunter Biden thing is so bizarre.  All of it.

Big

Dick 

Energy

He has it, R’s don’t 

[Brisketexan 105097]

Like fucking clockwork:
 

I love how the GQP is screaming about charging Hunter with a crime.

Yeah…I’m gonna indict him on 57 counts….of the crime of being AWESOME.

[TexasEd 8066]

6 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

I mean, if you give him one of those Russian radiation doses, it'll look like Putin was taking out one of his traitors. Win/Win. 

 

5 hours ago, kevwun said:

There will be Donald Trump sightings and conspiracy theories about this death still going strong 50 years after he finally dies.

Back to the Narcissist Suicide thing from page 456.  It is a real thing.  They cannot handle the damage to their self image and reality barging in on their alternate reality.  But when they do suicide they usually go out in a notable way, something that will be in the news gives them that last rush of narcissistic fuel as they flame out.  

Joe Stack in the IRS plane in Austin is an example.

[henrygandorf 29189]

2 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

I love how the GQP is screaming about charging Hunter with a crime.

Yeah…I’m gonna indict him on 57 counts….of the crime of being AWESOME.

i assume it's all about connecting him to china.  kinda burying the lede imo.

[TwiceHorn 31452]

1 hour ago, Pig Bellmont said:

Pretty sure his order said he’s not charging for his time. He’s charging for the magistrate’s time and any admin staff, but he said since he’s still an active judge he wouldn’t take compensation 

Oh, shit.  I had seen things indicating that he was senior inactive just prior to the appointment.

[brakeman 28359]

3 hours ago, Mudcat35 said:

I usually only read the football board, but I popped in here today.   Good Lord, this is absolutely glorious.

Wait. This is a football board?

[SydneyCarton 48081]

2 minutes ago, brakeman said:

Wait. This is a football board?

Put…the bunny…down. 

Edited September 23, 2022 by SydneyCarton

[henrygandorf 29189]

10 minutes ago, brakeman said:

Wait. This is a football board?

i would've gone with "there's a football board?" but yes, same basic joke.  just a sharper rewrite.

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13583]

Alpha male hips

[Macanudo 12976]

2 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

I was too young to buy Billy Beer. I’d buy a sixer of Hunter Beer just because.

Pretty sure it would be a Hunter 8-Ball.

[Gil Bang 25944]

3 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

Pretty sure it would be a Hunter 8-Ball.

More likely a Hunter Biden  life-size replica dong from our friends at Doc Johnson.

[brakeman 28359]

8 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

i would've gone with "there's a football board?" but yes, same basic joke.  just a sharper rewrite.

Yep, my rewrite was

"Surly has a football team."

[AnTiM 1666]

3 minutes ago, brakeman said:

Yep, my rewrite was

"Surly has a football team."

Awright, who's the tight end?

[Beau Vine 54212]

3 minutes ago, AnTiM said:

Awright, who's the tight end?

"Not me!" -- NowThis

[Sawbonz 27547]

 

[Beau Vine 54212]

3 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

 

[immamac 42841]

5 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

 

This seems...not good?

[Biff Tannen 45676]

So what happens now?

[Goredho 17399]

She gets elected President.

[Js1 85313]

4 minutes ago, Goredho said:

She gets elected President.

Of Litchfield Correctional Institution?

[Gil Bang 25944]

I really, really need to read that this miserable cunt got stripped searched and had to do the duck walk. 

[henrygandorf 29189]

i want to see cctv of her trying to board a flight to argentina wearing a fake mustache and a wig.

[Beau Vine 54212]

 

[F250 28768]

4 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Like fucking clockwork:

 

 

Damn, that dude fucks.

[Kyrie Eleison 9312]

fucks sake, guiz…y’all read Dearie’s orders today: he brought the retired magistrate in to bill the fuck outta Trump outta sheer spite.  
 

pretty obvious Dearie hates the fuck outta Trump and his lawyers.   dude doesn’t tolerate shenanigans nor shitheads.  

[Horn Dog 9818]

 

 

4 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Seriously, Joe, name him Adviser to the President, give him an office in the White Hiuse with a staff.

Hunter already has as big a staff as any man needs.

 

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

I love how the GQP is screaming about charging Hunter with a crime.

Yeah…I’m gonna indict him on 57 counts….of the crime of being AWESOME.

Hey GQP, indict this!

[UTCzech III 2907]

5 hours ago, Bullneck said:

 

 

ETA: @BillChristeson is the guy with the sign, apparently he does this a lot, if you want to follow him on Twitter

Edited September 23, 2022 by UTCzech III
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[ChiTownDoc 21152]

5 hours ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Partying with @ChiTownDoc?

Hunter is welcome anytime.  He definitely knows how to throw down and would fit in quite nicely.  
Off to vegas tomorrow so I’ll have to post some pics to secret squirrel or whatever that forum is.  I’ll try to figure it out hammered.  

[Willfully Horn 8010]

9 hours ago, Chewbacca said:

Apparently he was holding in the crazy when he visited here and let it out over there.

[Goredho 17399]

I'm getting the sense that Hunter Biden is kind of like John McAffee without the scat and whale sex.

[Tuco 5076]

13 minutes ago, Goredho said:

I'm getting the sense that Hunter Biden is kind of like John McAffee without the scat and whale sex.

I think McAffee was better with laptops. 

[Superhero 8828]

16 hours ago, Dahobbs said:

Well, from his interview, we know that he certainly isn't going hungry. 

You know who also stress eats?

[Superhero 8828]

15 hours ago, Js1 said:

I can see the liberals and Roberts ruling against him and making Kav following Roberts. The Trump appointees have no reason to be scared of Trump.  He can’t fire them if he’s re-elected. What, will the GOP get so mad they’ll impeach him? 😂 No please, don’t do that!

They owe Trump nothing - he picked them off a list that Mitch has had in his pocket for years.  Mitch would not mind if someone else helped get the Trump headache off his plate and he can call in a favor to Kav. 

Before we go sucking off Mitch. I still reserve the right to say "Fuck you Mitch".

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1 hour ago, Goredho said:

I'm getting the sense that Hunter Biden is kind of like John McAffee without the scat and whale sex.

And the dead neighbor.

[TwiceHorn 31452]

2 hours ago, UTCzech III said:

ETA: @BillChristeson is the guy with the sign, apparently he does this a lot, if you want to follow him on Twitter

Just needs Mr. Fuckherrightinthepussy!

Could it be any more obvious that this is some sort of low-rent modeling gig for Halligan?