A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]

[tx 3 putt 76959]

he'll request to be buried in arlington is my guess 1

guess 2, he'll be buried on a trump property and then his kids will charge people to see his grave 

[ChiTownDoc 21154]

God damn, I just read the last few posts and assumed he died.  Fuck you guys. 

[Pato del Muerto 52499]

I’m surprised he hasn’t faked his own death just so he can then fake a resurrection. 

[YGIFS 19450]

6 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

God damn, I just read the last few posts and assumed he died.  Fuck you guys. 

You really think if when that guy dies, we're gonna run to surly to post silly shit?  the second I hear it's confirmed on a legit news outlet, I'm back on the sauce, I'm getting an 8-ball (before Don Jr. hordes it all for his 'mourning' period), shooting off fireworks so neighbors know where I stand once and for all,  and talking my wife into trying anal again.  I'll come back here a couple days later to gloat with you guys and nurse the hangover of all hangovers.  And then scrub a bunch of texts to dealers and bartenders. 

Only question is how I talk to my children about it afterwards.  I think of "Mad Men" when Sally asked her dad about what will happen next after JFK died.  And Don had this wonderfully calming and tender moment with her that took away her anxiety.  But I'll be too busy and elated to talk to 'em about anything serious.  "go ask your teacher tomorrow about what this means.  Also, have Mommy pick me up at the Yellow Rose.  And by the way, Dad smokes drugs now.  Serious Drugs, not that pussy green shit our neighbor does."  

 

[ChiTownDoc 21154]

4 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I’m surprised he hasn’t faked his own death just so he can then fake a resurrection. 

That's an awesome idea.  Too bad his advisors are morons.  That definitely should be his next move.  

[ChiTownDoc 21154]

Just now, YGIFS said:

You really think if when that guy dies, we're gonna run to surly to post silly shit?  the second I hear it's confirmed on a legit news outlet, I'm back on the sauce, I'm getting an 8-ball (before Don Jr. hordes it all for his 'mourning' period), shooting off fireworks so neighbors know where I stand once and for all,  and talking my wife into trying anal again.  I'll come back here a couple days later to gloat with you guys and nurse the hangover of all hangovers.  And then scrub a bunch of texts to dealers and bartenders. 

Only question is how I talk to my children about it afterwards.  I think of "Mad Men" when Sally asked her dad about what will happen next after JFK died.  And Don had this wonderfully calming and tender moment with her that took away her anxiety.  But I'll be too busy and elated to talk to 'em about anything serious.  "go ask your teacher tomorrow about what this means.  Also, have Mommy pick me up at the Yellow Rose.  And by the way, Dad smokes drugs now.  Serious Drugs, not that pussy green shit our neighbor does."  

 

No matter what happens in the world, I run to surly.  It's definitely a flaw.  My alma mater gets assfucked 49-0 by Surly's team?  *hurries off to surly*

[Native Horn 3504]

36 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

he'll request to be buried in arlington is my guess 1

guess 2, he'll be buried on a trump property and then his kids will charge people to see his grave and get the tax benefit of having a cemetery on family property

Added a bit.

[Underdog 28648]

23 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

You really think if when that guy dies, we're gonna run to surly to post silly shit?  

[YGIFS 19450]

33 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I’m surprised he hasn’t faked his own death just so he can then fake a resurrection. 

I bet he's seriously thought about it.  But he comes coming back to the big catch in that plan, "I have to stay out of sight, off social media, no rallies, no calls, for three whole days?  In a row?  Yeah, sorry...no"  

[ChiTownDoc 21154]

3 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

I bet he's seriously thought about it.  But he comes coming back to the big catch in that plan, "I have to stay out of sight, off social media, no rallies, no calls, for three whole days?  In a row?  Yeah, sorry...no"  

They have the internet in heaven.  He can zoom in virtually for any rallies.  Possibilities are truly endless.  

[YGIFS 19450]

In all seriousness, of his 74mm voters, how many do you think will refuse to believe he's dead even after seeing his family mourn over his casket as its lowered into the ground?  Having false hope that it was just a body double or a wax mockup of him, and real Trump is alive and well and running the shadow government from afar?  

I'd say 20mm at least.  A real worry I have is that Trump would go Col. Kurtz at the end and leave digital notes that would send automatically upon his death out to his most ardent followers ordering them to avenge his death and take back the country by force by taking to the streets heavily armed.  

[Gatorubet 30239]

1 hour ago, 27-25 said:

The only reason to attend his funeral would be to piss on his grave.

Watched “The Shootist” again last night.   Sheriff Thibido says to J.B. Books, “When you die, what I’ll do to your grave won’t pass for flowers!”

[tx 3 putt 76959]

 

[atomheartbevo 89674]

Lawyers, tying into the above post, true that client-attorney privilege is gone if a crime was knowingly committed?  Seems like it should be.

 

[Biff Tannen 45688]

It would be so trumpian to have all his lawyers go down, but he gets off completely.

[YGIFS 19450]

11 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

this reminds me of the Genghis Khan funeral.  Ask armybrat, he was there.  

But the soldiers that carried his body were eventually all killed by another group of soldiers lying in wait, who were in turn killed by another band of soldiers on their way back into town.  

These lawyers are gonna turn on each other one by one until the only left standing is a drunken, senile Rudy Guiliani 

[Js1 85341]

8 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

It would be so trumpian to have all his lawyers go down, but he gets off completely.

phrasing

[Homercles 10205]

I imagine there is one staffer at these rallies whose sole job is to find a black person and ensure they’re visible over Trump’s shoulder for the podium camera.  

[TwiceHorn 31478]

13 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Lawyers, tying into the above post, true that client-attorney privilege is gone if a crime was knowingly committed?  Seems like it should be.

 

There is a crime-fraud exception to attorney-client privilege.  It applies when the communications relate to an ongoing or future crime.

In this case, she apparently did not take instructions from any client, but rather other attorneys, and not as a client. so no privilege, regardless of crime-fraud.

[TexasEd 8067]

1 hour ago, ChiTownDoc said:

No matter what happens in the world, I run to surly.  It's definitely a flaw.  My alma mater gets assfucked 49-0 by Surly's team?  *hurries off to surly*

Glad we could give you something to post about.

[tx 3 putt 76959]

putin's puppet doing his job ....

 

[Pato del Muerto 52499]

1 hour ago, YGIFS said:

I bet he's seriously thought about it.  But he comes coming back to the big catch in that plan, "I have to stay out of sight, off social media, no rallies, no calls, for three whole days?  In a row?  Yeah, sorry...no"  

Actually I was envisaging something more like he stays fake dead until the death grift loses steam, then teases the resurrection until it’s grift loses steam, then does the comeback and resulting grift. 

[Scheiss Meister 8408]

5 hours ago, Underdog said:

Just flush it. 

Hey, now!  He's shit, but he's not that kind of shit.  That would be a toxic discharge into a collection system, would damage the bacteria population of the receiving plant, and would run afoul of federal, state, and local regulations.  Fuck that!

[Underdog 28648]

Fair.

[WhatTheBuck 28783]

1 hour ago, Homercles said:

I imagine there is one staffer at these rallies whose sole job is to find a black person and ensure they’re visible over Trump’s shoulder for the podium camera.  

I’m confident that there are more than one and they have “Blacks for Trump” t-shirts on hand for them to wear. We know they have section leaders to lead cheers. These are scripted, choreographed, made-for-tv productions of political theater. It’s Trump taking his reality tv show on the road. 

[YGIFS 19450]

I think they send that singular "Blacks for Trump" shirt around the country from rally to rally like the Washington State flag for "College Gameday."  The one black Trumper in the next city gets it in the mail, washes it, and queues up over Trump's shoulder.  Then goes home and sends it to the next dude.

[Grade of D as in David 13253]

7 hours ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

I imagine that Trump will request every possible courtesy for his state funeral. 

You don't bury turds you flush them 

[DDD Dad 14339]

1 hour ago, TwiceHorn said:

There is a crime-fraud exception to attorney-client privilege.  It applies when the communications relate to an ongoing or future crime.

In this case, she apparently did not take instructions from any client, but rather other attorneys, and not as a client. so no privilege, regardless of crime-fraud.

Not entirely accurate. Communications among counsel representing the same client would fall  within privilege (either attorney client or work product or both) absent an exception such as crime fraud. 

[Goredho 17406]

3 hours ago, ChiTownDoc said:

No matter what happens in the world, I run to surly.  It's definitely a flaw.  My alma mater gets assfucked 49-0 by Surly's team?  *hurries off to surly*

You’re our Channing Tatum.

[Bullneck 19093]

7 hours ago, texas08 said:

Nah, too costly.

Let the cultist floatilla carry that sack of shit in one of their boats and let them do what they do best.

But somewhere in the middle of the Atlantic.

At 7pm the main hatchway gave in, he said "fellas it's been good to know you."

[Bullneck 19093]

2 hours ago, Homercles said:

I imagine there is one staffer at these rallies whose sole job is to try to find a black person and ensure they’re visible over Trump’s shoulder for the podium camera.  

 

 

[DigglerontheHoof 21200]

56 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

I think they send that singular "Blacks for Trump" shirt around the country from rally to rally like the Washington State flag for "College Gameday."  The one black Trumper in the next city gets it in the mail, washes it, and queues up over Trump's shoulder.  Then goes home and sends it to the next dude.

The back says "Token".

[Scheiss Meister 8408]

59 minutes ago, Grade of D as in David said:

You don't bury turds you flush them 

Please see post #23839.

[Bullneck 19093]

 

Any DC peeps know if this is true?

[Woland 733]

I imagine that Trump will request every possible courtesy for his state funeral. 

If he is lying-in-state, who is going to lie about the crowds?

[tx 3 putt 76959]

1 hour ago, Woland said:

If he is lying-in-state, who is going to lie about the crowds?

 

[YGIFS 19450]

That dance seems very influenced by Latin America.  And by that I mean a lot of Colombian coke.

[speed817 19279]

10 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

Think I saw someone do the same dance at Baby Dolls after the game on Saturday...

[TexasEd 8067]

This is a good  one to watch.  They start in College Station.

 

 

[Horndog 2228]

2 hours ago, Bullneck said:

At 7pm the main hatchway gave in, he said "fellas it's been good to know you."

Interesting note. Original reports suggested that deck hands on the Edmund Fitzgerald had failed to properly cover a large cargo hatch causing the ship to take on water, leading to its sinking. Later investigations proved that to be wrong. Lightfoot apologized to the families of the sailors and changed the lyric for live renditions.

[Satchel 6938]

Why is so much time wasted trying to understand these people? It’s infuriating.

[tchookem 3900]

This is a good  one to watch.  They start in College Station.
 
 

That College Station group wants everyone to know how educated they are and how condescending everyone is, but it's also clear that they gobble up social media without any thought of where it comes from. Boomers were completely unprepared for what the internet had in store.

[Dnaguy 11964]

12 hours ago, YGIFS said:

this reminds me of the Genghis Khan funeral.  Ask armybrat, he was there.  

But the soldiers that carried his body were eventually all killed by another group of soldiers lying in wait, who were in turn killed by another band of soldiers on their way back into town.  

These lawyers are gonna turn on each other one by one until the only left standing is a drunken, senile Rudy Guiliani 

He won’t be standing …. 

[Underdog 28648]

11 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

“Christian”

[Bama Chick 28596]

Fucking madness.

[DigglerontheHoof 21200]

put him in Guantanamo Bay

[Red Five 40859]

He has yet to return all the documents he stole. They've been asking for over a year and a half. How about we arrest him for theft. That's still a crime right?

[woohorn 1131]

He loves showing that sharpie catch, doesn't he?

[Michael Knight 12980]

['stache 21816]

10 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

American political discourse, y'all. If it weren't for the nukes and military toys we built up in the 40's and maintained through massive military budget, there's no way we'd be considered a powerful nation, just a shithole with lots of money at the top. 

Edited October 11, 2022 by 'stache