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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]

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3 minutes ago, TexasHooch said:

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It looks like they photoshopped his head on a picture of Obama! 

So for $4,500, I can attend and laugh in his face? I could probably pull that off, and sell these pieces of shit to morons in a secondary market type nonsense. Who'se with me? Or be lead plaintiff when he inevitably fails to follow through on any of this bullshit.

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1 minute ago, MissingInAction said:

I was expecting  the release of his new penis enlargement device called "The Trump Pump". Comes with replica of Ivanka's mouth as an attachment.

I’m listening

Next up, collectible plates from the Franklin Mint.

Crypto is officially dead.

14 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Ooh, look at Nostradamus here. 

It was really the only answer. If he puts an actual date to any announcements it's going to be a grift. 

Hilarious that Flynn and his stupid followers were all jacked about another ludicrous, convoluted scenario in which "Trump the genius" was going to take down the government and be a force of Maga against the world and the country and he pops up with an NFT scam. And not just any NFT scam but one that has him as a DC style superhero. The cringe king. 

11 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

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other words no longer in my vocabulary - fleer.

Who here is on Truth Social?  I need some screen shots of reactions from his true believers.

Son of a bitch, this is fucking funny!

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Just stop by Texags. It's the same thing 

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He's like a caricature of old Biff in BTTF2. It was originally the other way around. 

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i mean, in hindsight this is exactly what we should have known was going to happen.  dude is going grift until he's dead and thirst SO BIGLY for praise he will do anything to keep it going.  nothing is too demeaning for him at this point.

that being said...L O Fucking L at fanboi cosplay art for cool $100 per.

8 minutes ago, TexasHooch said:

Who here is on Truth Social?  I need some screen shots of reactions from his true believers.

I just checked TexAgs... the true believers seem to be a mix of they can't believe this either and "well, yeah Trump is bad but his policies are good!"

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Holy fuck, this has me rolling.  Well played, El Presidente.  The video on the collectrumpcards.com site is hysterical.

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I’m digging how the eyes with laser beams are going in different stupid directions. 
 

(Apologies to Marty) 

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"the net result under him was still much better than the previous and current clown shows".

Oh yes, I remember the net result when he left office in January of 2021. Things were just fucking great. His coup attempt had just failed and he had just been impeached, again. 

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This is up there with Four Seasons and the photoshoot in the 18 wheeler as one of my favorite moments of his political career.  Fucking incredible.

2 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

This is up there with Four Seasons and the photoshoot in the 18 wheeler as one of my favorite moments of his political career.  Fucking incredible.

Yep.   I really didn't think that today would be so amazingly, completely allsome.  

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4 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

This is up there with Four Seasons and the photoshoot in the 18 wheeler as one of my favorite moments of his political career.  Fucking incredible.

Staring at an eclipse. Being driven around in a car with covid for no reason. 

What's most incredible about this is that you know they had a series of meetings where people proposed ideas to generate revenue... and this was the "BEST" idea.  

I really want to know what the runner-up ideas were.

I have no words. 

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4 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

I have no words. 

You have 15k of rep. You’ll find some words and we’ll like it 

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6 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

What's most incredible about this is that you know they had a series of meetings where people proposed ideas to generate revenue... and this was the "BEST" idea.  

I really want to know what the runner-up ideas were.

It was the best idea a fat 76 year old idiot could get his failing mind around

6 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

I have no words. 

I've honestly struggled to come up with anything other than, "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!"

Tard Cards.  Just kidding.  Seriously, though.  It's pretty recarded.

37 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

Next up, collectible plates from the Franklin Mint.

I want the Jan. 6th chess set.

9 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

What's most incredible about this is that you know they had a series of meetings where people proposed ideas to generate revenue... and this was the "BEST" idea.  

I really want to know what the runner-up ideas were.

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42 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

I was expecting  the release of his new penis enlargement device called "The Trump Pump". Comes with a mold of Ivanka's mouth as an attachment.

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4 minutes ago, Red Five said:

DC Comics should sue. 

Bu bu but he’s running for President! Immunity. Neener neener! 

16 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

What's most incredible about this is that you know they had a series of meetings where people proposed ideas to generate revenue... and this was the "BEST" idea.  

I really want to know what the runner-up ideas were.

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5 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

I want the Jan. 6th chess set.

Right on, man.  Right on.

I’m imagining the ‘extra-ripped’ Versions he sent to Ivanka for editorial approval.  Seriously America, this guy was your president.  And many of you laid back and enjoyed it.  

Man, are there even enough chess pieces for that cast of characters though?

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2 hours ago, Mole said:

I’m expecting something dumb, inconsequential, and grifty. Maybe a new Trumpcoin or a chance to join Club 45 for $9.99 a month. I’m not sure why everyone is taking his word that there’s a “big” announcement. He lies about almost everything. When he tells the truth, it’s only by accident.

 

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MAGA este mañana 

 

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