A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]

[tx 3 putt 76400]

16 minutes ago, Red Five said:

In a sane world that statement by itself would single handedly end his political career. 

Seriously, someone put a mic in his face and ask him if when he was potus, if he would have been ok with his security detail letting a violent mob have free reign in the white house with him in it. He'd be upstairs hiding in a closet, "shoot them shoot them!!". "Sorry Mr. President, that would be murder. Oh look here they come now. Hold on Mr. President, they really want blood!". 

donny bunker would be underground 

[WhatTheBuck 28713]

4 hours ago, Pancho said:

Hogan has come out and said he’d support him as well. 

They are definitely up to something. 

Conforming to established norms?

[cactusflinthead 27594]

Another case tossed. 

 

[Biff Tannen 45499]

21 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

Another case tossed. 

 

Chalk it up on the big board!  What is he now?  Like 2-500?

[WhatTheBuck 28713]

So. Much. Winning.

[elfenix 34171]

7 hours ago, crash_davis said:

Dear any stupid motherfucker who still thinks that the election was "stolen",

FUCK YOU! You're too gotdamned stupid to be living and hopefully you haven't reproduced.

Signed,

America

GQP logic: we were trying to steal the election so obviously the dems must have stolen it!

[texas08 1599]

No bitch….

Ashli Babbitt was shot by a Capitol police officer on January 6, 2021 during the insurrection at the U.S. Capitol building. The act of breaking into the Capitol building and participating in the violent and unlawful events that took place constituted a violation of various laws, including 18 U.S.C. § 1752(a), which prohibits violent entry or disorderly conduct on Capitol grounds, and 18 U.S.C. § 231(a)(3), which criminalizes acts of physical violence committed as part of a mob. Additionally, Babbitt was seen trying to climb through a broken window of the Capitol building, which posed an imminent threat to both the police officers on scene and the members of Congress who were in the building at the time. The police officer who shot Babbitt was likely acting in defense of themselves and others, as is authorized under 18 U.S.C. § 111.

thanks chatgpt.

[tx 3 putt 76400]

Hey Babbitt …..

[Beau Vine 54003]

[Biff Tannen 45499]

14 hours ago, elfenix said:

GQP logic: we were trying to steal the election so obviously the dems must have stolen it!

Every accusation is a confession. Always with them. As constant as the sunrise. 

[Eskimohorn 5615]

Nope. Russian spy balloon

[YGIFS 19449]

18 minutes ago, Eskimohorn said:

Nope. Russian spy balloon

True.  But it was Made in China 

[tx 3 putt 76400]

Trump hitting that cardio hard !!!

 

[Underdog 28457]

Rude

[tx 3 putt 76400]

11 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Rude

Potential vp !

I wider if trump takes off his diaper before these chicks try to blow his. Limp biskit ?

[tx 3 putt 76400]

😂😂😂😂

[YGIFS 19449]

This'll sound conspiracy theory-esque...but it really is weird.  Some days/photos/videos/appearances...he looks like the same 300# tub of shit with multiple goiter-labias.  And other days, he looks almost ghostly, like a a skeleton wearing a Trumper suit as skin, maybe 225# at most.  Fucking weird.  And creepy.  Mostly weird.  

Look at the way his pants/belt are drooping right there when he used to wear them high where they'd be clinging to dear life.  

[DDD Dad 14252]

47 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Trump hitting that cardio hard !!!

 

1,x

[Eskimohorn 5615]

1,x

username checks out

[AnTiM 1659]

I just saw an article about trump threatening to support the Democrats if the Reps do not stand up for him.  PLEASE mr. trump, sir, do the world a favor and put a bullet in your stupid fkn brainless head if you are smart enough not to screw up the attempt.

Edited February 4, 2023 by AnTiM

[Beau Vine 54003]

1 hour ago, YGIFS said:

This'll sound conspiracy theory-esque...but it really is weird.  Some days/photos/videos/appearances...he looks like the same 300# tub of shit with multiple goiter-labias.  And other days, he looks almost ghostly, like a a skeleton wearing a Trumper suit as skin, maybe 225# at most.  Fucking weird.  And creepy.  Mostly weird.  

Look at the way his pants/belt are drooping right there when he used to wear them high where they'd be clinging to dear life.  

 

[Beau Vine 54003]

I had heard before that Henry Ford was a huge piece of shit, but this book I'm reading had a section on him that sounded exactly like another stable genius businessman...

 

[YGIFS 19449]

Holy shit, that's eerily similar.  What's the book? 

My favorite part is "He didn't like" sentence that covers so many unrelated and bizarre things.  I'm reading it in the voice of Dr. Evil and my daughter wants to know what is so funny.  ...Tobacco, idleness of any kind, pasteurized milk, overweight people, or tall buildings.  I'm crying.

[Beau Vine 54003]

9 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

Holy shit, that's eerily similar.  What's the book? 

Highly, highly, highly recommend:

[DaysOff 7853]

Isn't he why we had to do fucking square dancing in junior high PE, or was that some other racist robber baron.

[YGIFS 19449]

17 minutes ago, DaysOff said:

Isn't he why we had to do fucking square dancing in junior high PE, or was that some other racist robber baron.

Fuck, I forgot all about that.  Man this thread is making me laugh at the strangest shit.  Yeah, there was some tee-totaler mogul of the first half of the last century that felt square dancing or box socials or somesuch shit would help us get exercise in the winter months and avoid sexual temptation and booze.  I'm not going down the google rabbit hole, you brought it uP! 

Seriously the obsession of older rich white men about what's going on in teenager's underwear, who aren't their own children, is as timeless as...........well....a good old fashioned hootenanny!  Grab a partner! 

Edited February 5, 2023 by YGIFS

[tchookem 3900]

Fuck, I forgot all about that.  Man this thread is making me laugh at the strangest shit.  Yeah, there was some tee-totaler mogul of the first half of the last century that felt square dancing or box socials or somesuch shit would help us get exercise in the winter months and avoid sexual temptation and booze.  I'm not going down the google rabbit hole, you brought it uP! 
Seriously the obsession of older rich white men about what's going on in teenager's underwear, who aren't their own children, is as timeless as...........well....a good old fashioned hootenanny!  Grab a partner! 

Wait... other schools had square fencing in PE? I thought that was just Baytown. Shit. Learn something new every day.

[YGIFS 19449]

Square Fencing?  Whuh?  I don't get it.  Is Baytown the rival to Zach Morris' Bayside?  

[Underdog 28457]

Square dancing in PE made me see Lona Walton in a whole new light. 

[tx 3 putt 76400]

 

[Underdog 28457]

I'm assuming if you text Fuck Trump to that number they still get you with a fee. 

[abuelo gringo 321]

18 hours ago, tchookem said:

19 hours ago, YGIFS said:

Fuck, I forgot all about that.  Man this thread is making me laugh at the strangest shit.  Yeah, there was some tee-totaler mogul of the first half of the last century that felt square dancing or box socials or somesuch shit would help us get exercise in the winter months and avoid sexual temptation and booze.  I'm not going down the google rabbit hole, you brought it uP! 
Seriously the obsession of older rich white men about what's going on in teenager's underwear, who aren't their own children, is as timeless as...........well....a good old fashioned hootenanny!  Grab a partner! 

Wait... other schools had square fencing in PE? I thought that was just Baytown. Shit. Learn something new every day.

We did it (square dancing, not square fencing) in DISD in the late '50s.  Only a third or more sat it out with letters from their Baptist minister indicating they considered dancing a sin.  Probably the same all over Texas.

[Hawndoh 2382]

folk dancing was a PE curriculum standard for many years. Every school in Texas was required to do it. Usually square dancing, and some kind of dance from I think the Phillipines where you hopped over sticks, which was usually PVC pipes in PE class. Two people would move the pipes while a dancer hopped over them, kind of like jump rope.

[Beau Vine 54003]

3 hours ago, Hawndoh said:

folk dancing was a PE curriculum standard for many years. Every school in Texas was required to do it. Usually square dancing, and some kind of dance from I think the Phillipines where you hopped over sticks, which was usually PVC pipes in PE class. Two people would move the pipes while a dancer hopped over them, kind of like jump rope.

I don't remember folk dancing in PE.  I do remember the parachute on rainy days in the gym, though.

[Lurch 5921]

We did square dancing to that fucking Cotton Eye Joe song. Scarred for life

[Francisco 2.0 32342]

He thinks the balloon was manned.

 

 

[tx 3 putt 76400]

What kind of schools did y’all goto, square dancing ? 
 

did they force you to wear make up and dresses too ? 😂😂😂
 

[Pato del Muerto 52342]

He also thinks the most sophisticated equipment in the world belongs to China. 

Just now, tx 3 putt said:

What kind of schools did y’all goto, square dancing ?

In other words- where did you come from?  Where did you go?

[Neonmoon 38127]

Maybe we can negotiate another trade war that cripples the American farm industry so much it needs a bailout twice the size of the auto industry 

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13546]

23 hours ago, YGIFS said:

Fuck, I forgot all about that. 

I vaguely remember weaseling my way outta that somehow but more distinctly remember thinking "aw hell naw" cuz that's the Wonder Years lingo us kids in the 70s used. 

[DaysOff 7853]

JFC this 60 Minutes story. Somehow this baboon will slip out of it.

[Red Five 40665]

1 hour ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

He thinks the balloon was manned.

 

 

These flew over Florida and Texas while he was potus and he did nothing. Except lie about it, of course. 

[WhatTheBuck 28713]

1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

He also thinks the most sophisticated equipment in the world belongs to China.

Well, they do have that hurricane gun. 

[Macanudo 12928]

2 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

 

In other words- where did you come from?  Where did you go?

Here and there.

[Dnaguy 11777]

1 hour ago, DaysOff said:

JFC this 60 Minutes story. Somehow this baboon will slip out of it.

I’m under the age of 55.

What’s a 60 minutes?

[tx 3 putt 76400]

1 hour ago, Dnaguy said:

I’m under the age of 55.

What’s a 60 minutes?

how long I did your mom this morning 

 

[HornOnTheBayou 8881]

11 hours ago, Dnaguy said:

I’m under the age of 55.

What’s a 60 minutes?

The thing that comes on after football. Except on the West Coast.

Edited February 6, 2023 by HornOnTheBayou

[Red Five 40665]

11 hours ago, Dnaguy said:

I’m under the age of 55.

What’s a 60 minutes?

[Tuco 5076]

15 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

He thinks the balloon was manned.

 

 

Let's unwind the stupid in this statement:

1. That China doesn't have the technology to sufficiently guide a balloon remotely.  

2. That he thinks the ballon could hold the cargo of 3 buses (rather than having the size of 3 buses.) 

3. "manned spacecraft", in quotes.

4. That we didn't "call China."

5. That the US would publicly leverage the pilot's life for negotiations. 

6. That China would give a shit about a pilot.  

[Horn Dog 9674]

5 hours ago, Tuco said:

Let's unwind the stupid in this statement:

1. That China doesn't have the technology to sufficiently guide a balloon remotely.  

2. That he thinks the ballon could hold the cargo of 3 buses (rather than having the size of 3 buses.) 

3. "manned spacecraft", in quotes.

4. That we didn't "call China."

5. That the US would publicly leverage the pilot's life for negotiations. 

6. That China would give a shit about a pilot.  

7.  That there is some pilot just hanging out for a few weeks at 65,000ft, staying mentally sharp enough to pilot the balloon with just a few solar panels providing his oxygen and keeping his "bus" nice and toasty while outside it is -70 degrees F.

Edited February 6, 2023 by Horn Dog