A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]

[YGIFS 19449]

the homeless dude from Austin?  I don't get it.

[High Plains Drifter 11033]

18 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

i hope he donates his body to science. we need to figure out where this genealogy went awry and Gattica that shit out of our population 

 

Do you even G to C, A to T bro?

 

[Walser 1109]

Luke Wilson killed in that movie.

[Longhorn_Fan68 33867]

1 hour ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

Do you even G to C, A to T bro?

 

I think I was conflating the spelling of Gattaca and Battlestar Galactica

[YGIFS 19449]

Is that the one where Erin Grey tries to become an astronaut despite her genetic imperfections despite that she was genetically gorgeous?  

[Biff Tannen 45665]

6 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

Isolated in the first video. Trump or war? I assume these guys are the cosplay type, but do they grasp what that sign says?

 

Uh, cake please.

[YGIFS 19449]

Very well, give him cake.  We're gonna run out of cake at this rate...

[Pato del Muerto 52486]

So trump is going to run as a pro- vaccine, pro-abortion Republican and win, because his supporters don’t actually care what he supports, says, or does?

[YGIFS 19449]

He's never really had any policy positions over 60 years of public life, including 4 as President of a major superpower.  Why the fuck should he start now? 

He's a walking, talking enabler.  That was his master stroke.  Just empower people to be their shittiest, lowest self.  He fucking nailed it.

['stache 21797]

8 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

So trump is going to run as a pro- vaccine, pro-abortion Republican and win, because his supporters don’t actually care what he supports, says, or does?

That's been the republican party for at least 40 years. He's just the penultimate result of their lack of any semblance of give a shit about anything but winning power. Just a bunch of wedge issues to make stupid people vote for them, it worked then, works now. They really don't give a shit.

[Horn Dog 9816]

 

[WhatTheBuck 28775]

54 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

I think I was conflating the spelling of Gattaca and Battlestar Galactica

Or Attica prison where they had that riot. I just saw Dog Day Afternoon again recently and that came to mind thinking about Al Pacino’s character outside the bank shouting “Attica! Attica! Attica!”

I also rewatched Gattaca again recently, going through some DVDs to maybe purge from my collection. I thought about getting rid of that one, watched it, and decided, “Nope.” That’s a keeper. 

[HornPhD 1368]

1 hour ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Or Attica prison where they had that riot. I just saw Dog Day Afternoon again recently and that came to mind thinking about Al Pacino’s character outside the bank shouting “Attica! Attica! Attica!

My mom and two of her sisters tried taking pictures in front of Attica prison once (we lived near the town). They didn’t realize people aren’t allowed to be anywhere near the walls. Once the guards started screaming at them, they figured it out.

/csb 

[NAVY 6740]

2 hours ago, Horn Dog said:

 

I laughed, abruptly stoped, and realized that is a totally plausible dotardation 

[Bookman 4638]

Wait, this "nuclear warming" thing is real?

[tx 3 putt 76873]

4 minutes ago, Bookman said:

Wait, this "nuclear warming" thing is real?

aren’t microwaves on navy subs top secret ?

[YGIFS 19449]

12 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

aren’t microwaves on navy subs top secret ?

only when they quit beeping.

[RomaVicta 29902]

He had an uncle at MIT. Show some respect. 

There's a nuclear reaction when wind turbine blades cut through the air. Radiation, man. It emanates from the windmill killing birds and causing cancer in humans. It's something we've never seen before. Well, you still can't see it except for the piles of dead birds and human tumors. 

The below is a scientific photograph of a person being radiated more than a mile from a windmill.

 

Below is a neighborhood that was too close to the nuclear warming of windmills.

Sad.

 

 

 

Edited April 14, 2023 by RomaVicta

[YGIFS 19449]

Wind Cancer remains my number one concern and yet no presidential candidates are talking about except one, solitary, brave soul...

[WhatTheBuck 28775]

1 hour ago, HornPhD said:

My mom and two of her sisters tried taking pictures in front of Attica prison once (we lived near the town). They didn’t realize people aren’t allowed to be anywhere near the walls. Once the guards started screaming at them, they figured it out.

/csb 

That’s weird. I had something similar happen to me at Mexico’s National Palace in Mexico City. I was 15 years old and visiting on a class trip. I was filming with my Super 8mm camera and some armed soldier came up and made me stop. I don’t know what the big deal was. 

[Biff Tannen 45665]

1 hour ago, Bookman said:

Wait, this "nuclear warming" thing is real?

Yeah man, just like the mouth vacuum thing.

[YGIFS 19449]

To the Trump-ennium!  

[Dahobbs 17527]

3 hours ago, YGIFS said:

He's never really had any policy positions over 60 years of public life, including 4 as President of a major superpower.  Why the fuck should he start now? 

He's a walking, talking enabler.  That was his master stroke.  Just empower people to be their shittiest, lowest self.  He fucking nailed it.

You got to be brave to stand up to Big Cancer. 

[YGIFS 19449]

Just now, Dahobbs said:

You got to be brave to stand up to Big Cancer. 

And he is so goddamn brave.  He's hosting a 10k for his supporters.  Meaning, they send him $10,000 each, they run around a wind turbine for a half Saturday, and he goes out for Big Macs.  Such a man of vision.

[Bookman 4638]

I've been doing research, and nuclear warming is like all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.

[Pato del Muerto 52486]

7 minutes ago, Bookman said:

I've been doing research, and nuclear warming is like all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.

Important safety tip, thanks bookman. 

[DDD Dad 14326]

9 minutes ago, Bookman said:

I've been doing research, and nuclear warming is like all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.

Username checks out.

[Born to Run 6569]

I've been doing research, and nuclear warming is like all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.

Total Protonic Reversal!

[AnTiM 1666]

Yeah, that nuclear warming is for real because when there is a core meltdown it gets so hot it just melts down into the earth.  I know cause I seent it happen at that Fuckashima place in Japan and that there Share No Bell place in Rusha.

Edited April 15, 2023 by AnTiM

[RomaVicta 29902]

Captain, we're doomed if we don't get the nuclear warming under control!

 

 

 

 

 

 

[DDD Dad 14326]

5 minutes ago, AnTiM said:

that there Share No Bell place in Rusha.

[SizzleChest 8283]

14 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

Captain, we're doomed if we don't get the nuclear warming under control!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Grade of D as in David 13253]

5 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

So trump is going to run as a pro- vaccine, pro-abortion Republican and win, because his supporters don’t actually care what he supports, says, or does?

Oh shit, I am in for the Trump heel turn.

Pro gun restrictions, abortion, and LGBTQ rights, the maga mental gymnastics would be gold medal level.

[Beau Vine 54208]

1 hour ago, Bookman said:

I've been doing research, and nuclear warming is like all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.

Imagine lugging the username "Bookman" around for years and years, waiting for the perfect moment, and then suddenly in the middle of a thread about Donald Fucking Trump, THERE IT IS!!  and...

[TwiceHorn 31440]

8 hours ago, 'stache said:

That's been the republican party for at least 40 years. He's just the penultimate result of their lack of any semblance of give a shit about anything but winning power. Just a bunch of wedge issues to make stupid people vote for them, it worked then, works now. They really don't give a shit.

Why penultimate?

Who's next?

ETA:  I suppose I should add that Trump is the ultimate result.  Someone, meatball Ron perhaps, may come along and "do it better" because s/he's more rational and intelligent, but Trump let the genie out of the bottle.

Edited April 15, 2023 by TwiceHorn

[Grade of D as in David 13253]

14 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Why penultimate?

Who's next?

You guessed it, Frank Stallone.

[YGIFS 19449]

Now why would Frank Stallone, a Johns Hopkins-trained thespian, be the penultimate politician in your moronic hypothetical?  

[miguelito 11255]

"Next to last" has fewer syllables than "penultimate." And fewer letters.

I've never liked the word "penultimate," even when used in a cromulent manner.

[NAVY 6740]

1 hour ago, RomaVicta said:

Captain, we're doomed if we don't get the nuclear warming under control!

 

 

 

 

 

 

Well done. Also I had a MrPhelm flashback. Also well done 

[Pato del Muerto 52486]

1 hour ago, miguelito said:

"Next to last" has fewer syllables than "penultimate." And fewer letters.

I've never liked the word "penultimate," even when used in a cromulent manner.

If you count the spaces, it has one more key stroke. 

[tx 3 putt 76873]

Not 1, but 10 Freedom Cities !!!!

 

[DDD Dad 14326]

Pedantic Surly is the best Surly. 
 

Signed,

Grammar Nazi. 

Edited April 15, 2023 by DDD Dad

[YGIFS 19449]

Why does freedom city sound like a grifting attraction in Branson?

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13578]

4 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

Not 1, but 10 Freedom Cities !!!!

 

So probably for the best to not finish the wall if the workers need no ssn or green card. Just dump the wastewater straight into the local rivers. Bastrop will roll out the red carpet.

[Sawbonz 27542]

9 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

If you count the spaces, it has one more key stroke. 

4 total if you use autocomplete 

[YGIFS 19449]

I promise, you can show MAGA people those empty, master-planned cities in Central China and tell them it's a rendering of a Trump Freedom City and they'd write us checks immediately.  And then one day you reveal that it's actually a real set of buildings from the CCP and watch them open up their own wrists.  Win-win, I say.

[Fudge Nuggets 19189]

On 4/12/2023 at 5:00 PM, Born to Run said:

It's actually Bob Ross.
 

Need to hustle like Rick Ross

 

[RomaVicta 29902]

3 hours ago, DDD Dad said:

Pedantic Surly is the best Surly. 
 

Signed,

Grammar Nazi. 

She looked like she was 20, okay? 

[YGIFS 19449]

11 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

She looked like she was 20, okay? 

I think "pedantic" is like a literary term or some shit.  

Also, all these mentions of Luke & Owen Wilson.  I feel like Andrew is left out of the conversation.  He's like the Wilson Family equivalent of Frank Stallone.  

[Pato del Muerto 52486]

10 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

I think "pedantic" is like a literary term or some shit.  

Also, all these mentions of Luke & Owen Wilson.  I feel like Andrew is left out of the conversation.  He's like the Wilson Family equivalent of Frank Stallone.  

Plus Brian and carnie