A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]

[YGIFS 19452]

I'm sorry, so he literally used MILK-TOAST, twice?  Like not only is that a word but also how you complete a meal deal at the Mar-a-Lago Waffle House?  

How the fuck do some of you people think this guy is mentally relevant?  

[Underdog 28768]

Can't say I've ever tried milk-toast, cornbread n milk?  Absolutely. 

[YGIFS 19452]

I know words, I have the best words.   But there's no better word than MILK.  And there's no better word than TOAST.  

okay?  I talk to dairy farmers.  I talk to wheat farmers.  And they all tell me the same thing, "We love you, President Trump.  You make MILK TOAST."  

You are seriously the stupidest fucking people.  At least the rubes in fascist regimes back in the day could blame lack of access to proper information.  

[Lurch 5931]

In the early days his supporters justified such stupidity as code because even they couldn’t believe how dumb he must otherwise be

[TwiceHorn 31533]

4 minutes ago, Lurch said:

In the early days his supporters justified such stupidity as code because even they couldn’t believe how dumb he must otherwise be

Been a lot of articles about the cognitive dissonance Trump causes among his followers. It's why they latch on to counterfactuals to rationalize him.

[Fastbreak 3990]

Who the fuck has milk with toast?

[YGIFS 19452]

Toddlers as presidents 

[Brisketexan 105286]

Who the fuck has milk with toast?

I mean…on occasion. A lightly toasted PBJ, with a glass of cold milk. I’m in.
Of course, it has to be served by a bleach blonde fascist bimbo political mouthpiece. For the ambience.

[Grade of D as in David 13253]

[Neonmoon 38130]

I don’t think I’ve had or desired a glass of milk in over 20 years. 

[Gil Bang 26000]

I've said before that I have a Kevin Bacon kind of connection to Kayleigh, and I'm over here laughing my ass off.

[ChiTownDoc 21154]

MilkToast 😂

[F250 28817]

2 hours ago, Underdog said:

Can't say I've ever tried milk-toast, cornbread n milk?  Absolutely. 

Milk-toast pairs nicely with a cup of covefe.

 

[texasdago 7578]

1 hour ago, Neonmoon said:

I don’t think I’ve had or desired a glass of milk in over 20 years. 

Mmmm... I love milk

[tx 3 putt 77359]

2 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

I don’t think I’ve had or desired a glass of milk in over 20 years. 

I drink a cold chocolate milk, once or twice a yea

good stuff 

[AnTiM 1669]

Nothing better than beer on my cornflakes.   mmmmmm

[HenryJames 66164]

7 hours ago, texasdago said:

Mmmm... I love milk

*milque

[YGIFS 19452]

I’m picturing him typing MILk TOAST and autocorrect brings up “milquetoast”; and he just swipes past it like ‘well there’s no fucking way that’s a real word.’

[Guest]

This Ron Filipkowski bit is pretty good. Something to keep in mind when he complains about being targeted for being a presidential candidate. Now going on 20 days without an event...
 

 

[Longhorn_Fan68 33887]

14 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Now his former press secretary has been cast aside.  Also, "milktoast":

 

 

 

 

[Goredho 17414]

On 5/29/2023 at 8:06 AM, YGIFS said:

I see Trump as more of a Syd Barrett guy.  Complete stream of conscious writing with little regard for grammar on acid.  Maybe he'll die like Syd.

 

On 5/28/2023 at 12:57 PM, tx 3 putt said:

So old ….

 

Shine On You Crazy Zirconia

[The Dog 44131]

 

[Francisco 2.0 32422]

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/golf/2023/05/31/donald-trump-turnberry-golf-course-blacklisted-by-open/

 

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Donald Trump will have to sell his Turnberry golf resort before the Scottish course is considered for another Open Championship.

The 45th US president has been lobbying for his Ayrshire venue to be picked again, saying this month that “everybody wants to see the Open Championship here”.

However, insiders close to the R&A, the company which runs golf’s original championship, confirmed he is facing rejection again, with organisers adamant he will not be considered. Trump was told he was unlikely to get an Open after the US Capitol attack in January 2021. One source said the position remained just as robust as it did then due to the perceived security risk from potential protests.

 

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The 151st Open takes place this summer at Royal Liverpool from July 16. But Trump, who is seen as likely to be the Republican nominee for a potential second stint in the White House, has been talking up relations with the R&A in recent months. In an interview with GB News during his last visit to the course on May 3, he said he had “spent a tremendous amount of money” redeveloping the course following advice from former chief executive of The R&A, Peter Dawson.

“It was done with a great architect,” he said. “A great golf architect recommended by Peter Dawson.... I said, give me the best one and Martin Grant Hawtree. He’s a fabulous guy, a fabulous man.... What he does is this type of course, he really did a great job.”

He added: “We’re going to make a couple of little minor adjustments but it’s fantastic. Everybody wants to see the Open Championship here – the players, it’s their favourite course, it’s the number one rated in Europe.”

 

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Trump will host his biggest male tournament in the UK to date in August – the PGA Seniors Championship at his controversial links course near Aberdeen. There are also plans to host a LIV event at Doonbeg in Co Clare, perhaps next year. This year his courses are staging three of the Saudi-funded circuit’s events, including last week in Washington DC.

Trump purchased Turnberry in 2014, five years after it last staged golf’s oldest major. The R&A’s chief executive, Martin Slumbers, first said in Jan 2021 that his organisation “had no plans to stage any of our championships at Turnberry and will not do so in the foreseeable future”.

Three years on, an R&A source told Telegraph Sport “our position remains unchanged”. The source added: “We have no plans to stage any of our championships there in the foreseeable future and will not return until we are convinced that the focus will be on the championship, the players and the course itself,” the insider added. Another insider close to tours added: “The way it looks now, he would have to sell up before anything changes.”

The former US president spent time at  the resort in South Ayrshire three weeks ago. Trump Turnberry staff waved hats which said “Made Turnberry Great Again” as they greeted him.

He is still facing court action in the United States. He has pleaded not guilty to 34 counts of falsifying business records and is also facing a civil trial over an allegation that he raped an advice columnist in the mid-1990s.

 

[Foosters 17883]

The English aristocracy has gone WOKE!!

[Pato del Muerto 52571]

So turnberry golf club has been around since 1902 and that guy can’t help but put his name on it when he bought it, as his mental condition requires.   R&A should definitely make him change the name back as a condition, if they ever think about softening their current stance. 

Edited May 31, 2023 by Pato del Muerto

[Woland 749]

This Ron Filipkowski bit is pretty good. Something to keep in mind when he complains about being targeted for being a presidential candidate. Now going on 20 days without an event...
 
 

Well, it has been a successful strategy.

[Blotto 23570]

5 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

So turnberry golf club has been around since 1902 and that guy can’t help but put his name on it when he light it, as his mental condition requires.   R&A should definitely make him change the name back as a condition, if they ever think about softening their current stance. 

They should make him rename  the course as "St. Obama Royal Golf Course"

[Brisketexan 105286]

3 hours ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

This Ron Filipkowski bit is pretty good. Something to keep in mind when he complains about being targeted for being a presidential candidate. Now going on 20 days without an event...
 

 

 

1 hour ago, Woland said:

Well, it has been a successful strategy.

This.

He doesn't have to campaign.  He just has to "be Trump," and issue the occasional outrageous/hateful/stochastic terrorist call to arms statement.  That's it.  That's all he has to do, and he WALTZES into the GQP nomination.  There is no party but the party of Trump.

[BamaATL 16593]

Given his desire to be the biggest and bestest Prez of all time, I really do think he's chasing down Taft at 340lbs.  He's got it in sight now.  One extra KFC bucket a week will put him over the top.  

 

Side note, I imagine he sweats Big Mac sauce.  

[Biff Tannen 45715]

6 hours ago, AnTiM said:

Nothing better than beer on my cornflakes.   mmmmmm

Lone Star beer in my cereal is keeping me alive. 

[WhatTheBuck 28797]

16 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

I don’t think I’ve had or desired a glass of milk in over 20 years. 

Nothing goes better with a toasted PB&J.

[YGIFS 19452]

^this.  Every few months, I'll lightly toast some bread and use the girls' PB&J and flash freeze some milk for 5 minutes to get it crazy cold.  With some potato chips.  I think it's more of nostalgia but it can really hit the spot.  

It however, my quarterly taste for milk and toast should not be adopted as the communications platform of a major party presidential candidate

[Underdog 28768]

2 hours ago, BamaATL said:

Side note, I imagine he sweats Big Mac sauce.  

TBH, if I could do that I'd never leave home. 

[Underdog 28768]

Disappointed Twitter wasn't full of milk &:toast memes/photos.  

[TexPx 2323]

This.
He doesn't have to campaign.  He just has to "be Trump," and issue the occasional outrageous/hateful/stochastic terrorist call to arms statement.  That's it.  That's all he has to do, and he WALTZES into the GQP nomination.  There is no party but the party of Trump.

He will have plenty of time to campaign once he’s elected.

[Brisketexan 105286]

1 hour ago, YGIFS said:

It however, my quarterly taste for milk and toast should not be adopted as the communications platform of a major party presidential candidate

If "periodic taste quirks" are the basis for a presidential communications platform, I'm holding out for Candidate Easy Cheese on Ritz.

[YGIFS 19452]

5 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

If "periodic taste quirks" are the basis for a presidential communications platform, I'm holding out for Candidate Easy Cheese on Ritz.

MItch would have made a fine President.

[Chooky 13317]

Chris Christie is squeezing his corpulent torso through the door of the GOP primary. I don't have the skinny on his platform but I think he's mostly there to fire howitzer shots and hot dogs at Trunq. 

[Eskimohorn 5642]

In defense of dotard, milquetoast’s origin is milk toast. The name of 1920’s comic character Caspar Milquetoast is inspired by the American dish milk toast, an extremely simple dish of sliced buttered toast with milk poured over it that is intended for people who are ill.

[Pato del Muerto 52571]

To finish them off?

[Rimbo 26057]

2 hours ago, Underdog said:

Disappointed Twitter wasn't full of milk &:toast memes/photos.  

Twitter is controlled by Russian bots and alt-right trolls, now.

[TheStoicPaisano 9930]

21 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

I've said before that I have a Kevin Bacon kind of connection to Kayleigh, and I'm over here laughing my ass off.

 

[F250 28817]

3 hours ago, Eskimohorn said:

In defense of dotard, milquetoast’s origin is milk toast. The name of 1920’s comic character Caspar Milquetoast is inspired by the American dish milk toast, an extremely simple dish of sliced buttered toast with milk poured over it that is intended for people who are ill.

That home remedy sounds ridiculous. Everyone knows 7UP is a cure all for sick people.

[Pato del Muerto 52571]

19 minutes ago, F250 said:

That home remedy sounds ridiculous. Everyone knows 7UP is a cure all for sick people.

…mixed with codeine

[BamaATL 16593]

53 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

…mixed with codeine

I didn't know you were an LSU fan until now.  

[atomheartbevo 89783]

2 hours ago, F250 said:

That home remedy sounds ridiculous. Everyone knows 7UP is a cure all for sick people.

Mom?

[NWBuck 8584]

2 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

…mixed with 'tussin

FIFM

[TexasEd 8071]

15 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

…mixed with codeine

 

12 hours ago, NWBuck said:

FIFM

Sizzurp 

[shakahorn 1645]

19 hours ago, Eskimohorn said:

In defense of dotard, milquetoast’s origin is milk toast. The name of 1920’s comic character Caspar Milquetoast is inspired by the American dish milk toast, an extremely simple dish of sliced buttered toast with milk poured over it that is intended for people who are ill.

Wow, D'nesh D'souza posts here!

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20482]