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On 6/14/2023 at 10:45 PM, scottsins said:


Link to the actual clip? Your synopsis doesn’t make sense to me so I’d like to hear the full explanation of this theory.

My point was that donald JAIL trump is basically using the same defense Agnew did to avoid prosecution.  The misspelling was no doubt on a comment added to the report and not on the actual report where Agnew's name appeared.  Here is the link on the story. 

 

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5 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

God-Emperor has a nice ring to it. Or just go with Pharoah.

Prick.

When Trumpers were in Pharoah's land...

let my Magats go.  

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39 minutes ago, Smax said:

 

 

He wants "his people" to act towards him like NKs do to KJU.. there you have it from his own mouth

That makes me so mad, because it only reminds me of how uppity Obama was. 

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My point was that donald JAIL trump is basically using the same defense Agnew did to avoid prosecution.  The misspelling was no doubt on a comment added to the report and not on the actual report where Agnew's name appeared.  Here is the link on the story. 
 

Yeah. That clip didn’t tell me anything about the case being thrown out due to a misspelling error. Agnew pled guilty to a charge on exchange for not running for office.
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13 hours ago, Your Mom said:

That looks like some shit you picked up in the school cafeteria and then sliced a jalapeño over. 

I’d hate to tag Steel Shank into this convo, so tread lightly with this type of fucking non sense. 
 

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Well, since this thread seems to be in its descent pattern, I'll tag along for awhile.

I often suspect that nobody who posts food covered in fresh jalapenos ever actually eat that many jalapenos. It's sort of like my suspicion that the posters who can't help but judge wood, would, or wouldn't are trying to fit in with the varsity players in the joint dressing room.

"C'mon man, that cheerleader has a mole on her calf. Maybe if I'm hopped up on cokes and candy bars, and there's nobody else available. Maybe."

A shadow blocks the fluorescent light that once shone on JV Jimmy.

"Talkin' about my girlfriend, motherfucker." Shoves the tattoo of her name in JV Jimmy's face.

"Best lookin' girl in the school! Want me to take your dirty jock to the bin? Thank you."

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33 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

Well, since this thread seems to be in its descent pattern, I'll tag along for awhile.

I often suspect that nobody who posts food covered in fresh jalapenos ever actually eat that many jalapenos. 

Uh, I fucking love fresh jalapeños. I prefer fresh jalapeños to pickled, on enchiladas, pizza, and beans. Pickled are better on bean and cheese nachos. Of course, I also don’t take pictures of my food.

One, of many, things I like about MOD pizza is they offer fresh serrano peppers as a topping.

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I’d like to think of this thread drift as an encapsulation of Surly’s DNA.  What it is; who we are.  Posts about jalapeños, who you’d bang, who posts on ‘shrooms, Donald’s abjectly worthless personality.  ‘ Murica!!  

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17 hours ago, Your Mom said:

That looks like some shit you picked up in the school cafeteria and then sliced a jalapeño over. 

Says the guy fixing to go on a Walmart cruise.

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4 hours ago, F250 said:

Just looking at that made my colon convulse.

Full disclosure, it’s not my picture.  I knew I could find a great chili dog pic in the steelshank thread so that’s where it came from.  I was not disappointed.

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If I'm taking pictures of food, it's because I'm about to post it on social media and write a YGIFS-worthy manifesto about how shitty it is, complete with references to Heidi Cruz's sex life.

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3 hours ago, Underdog said:

Just noticed the juice, or is it drool on the table. 

SNLrobschneider, "Eh, you like-a the juice, no?"  

2 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

If I'm taking pictures of food, it's because I'm about to post it on social media and write a YGIFS-worthy manifesto about how shitty it is, complete with references to Heidi Cruz's sex life.

If you can somehow tie in my lunacy, your own bullshit, those dank-ass hotdogs, and Heidi Cruz's erotic journey from Milan to Minsk to Manboobs...I will front your manifesto to the tune of six figures.  

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3 hours ago, Macanudo said:

Says the guy fixing to go on a Walmart cruise.

True.  FML.  They’ll probably serve me chili dogs on that motherfucker too. 

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1 hour ago, Born to Run said:
2 hours ago, Underdog said:
Chili dog perfume… the money would just pour in it’d make Bezos blush. 

I'm investing my money in Fajita Cologne.

That's just the smell of arm pits.

 

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They should bring it back and add one of those punch velocity meters on there. A little voice interaction "that punch was huge". Max profit, I'd head down after church tomorrow at a sinful pace for a little face blast 45 with my fist, a michelada at the mercado and a puffy taco or two.
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2 hours ago, Born to Run said:
4 hours ago, Grade of D as in David said:

They should bring it back and add one of those punch velocity meters on there. A little voice interaction "that punch was huge". Max profit, I'd head down after church tomorrow at a sinful pace for a little face blast 45 with my fist, a michelada at the mercado and a puffy taco or two.

If you’re famous they just let you grab the puffy taco. 

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21 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

 

Oh God, I hope that's real. First of all, is this Hitler jr giving the painting away? Second Don Jr. Looks like the sleazy nakatomi executive in die hard. Lastly, they somehow managed to paint Trump fatter than he actually is in real life. A plus, no notes

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8 hours ago, Grade of D as in David said:

Oh God, I hope that's real. First of all, is this Hitler jr giving the painting away? Second Don Jr. Looks like the sleazy nakatomi executive in die hard. Lastly, they somehow managed to paint Trump fatter than he actually is in real life. A plus, no notes

Zoom in on Trump in that picture. He looks like a zombie. lol

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Oh God, I hope that's real. First of all, is this Hitler jr giving the painting away? Second Don Jr. Looks like the sleazy nakatomi executive in die hard. Lastly, they somehow managed to paint Trump fatter than he actually is in real life. A plus, no notes
He's your white knight.
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