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30 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

Desantis is much smarter than trump, and just as big of an asshole

but he's not funny, and that's why he wont win. We haven't had an unfunny president in 48 years. The funniest candidate always wins. 

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You seem really pissed off for a nontrumper.  Just laugh at the trumpers, bro.  They’re really gullible dumbfucks who worship this orange blob…you know, people completely unlike yourself.  

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It’s a really interesting pro forma thought process. 
 
There are definitely large swaths of Republicans that won’t vote for Trump but would vote for anyone else with an R by their name.  
 
But there are also a ton of Trump supporters that were election no shows before Trump was the nominee that might go back to their holler and sit it out if he isn’t the nominee in 2024. 
 
I don’t know which group is bigger.  

This is the key to the whole damned thing.
Trump is the nominee - nobody else even has a chance.
So, will the motivated trump supporters turnout be enough? That’s it. That’s the question.
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13 hours ago, Jatrain said:

I send my kids back to Kansas for a week every summer to stay with my parents.  They’ve always been loving supportive, good people.  Life long Republicans in the sense that they’d vote straight ballot because that’s what they were but never gave much thought, energy, etc to politics.  Now the Fox News rot has set in and they went full on Maga and we don’t discuss politics whatsoever.  
 

Last summer when my kids called to let me know they had made it (couple hour drive from the nearest airport), my youngest asked me what the Let’s Go Brandon flag flying on their house meant.  I had her put me on speaker and told her to ask my mom (who I don’t think I’ve ever heard say a curse word in my life). She him’d and haw’d around it until I finally made her say it including the fuck and why they wanted that on their house.  We then had a conversation about if that’s the type of people they want to be, if that’s how they raised me, if that’s the example they want to set for my kids, and if that’s the type of people I want around my kids.  That seemed to get through to them and the flag came down.  
 

We still don’t talk politics but my grandma (who hates Trump with a passion) told me that my mom told her that they’re supporting DeSantis (I know, no better), they wish Trump would just go away, and if it is Trump they just won’t vote.  
 

We will see when push comes to shove, but at least it seems like a start.

Pretty similar story with my folks, aside from the FJB thing. They also claim that they are done with dotard and will sit out the election. I doubt that's how it plays out even though they can't even tell me a single GQP agenda item they want to achieve in Congress or God forbid the WH. It'll be about defeating the Dems and their socialism. Fuck do they piss me off. 

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Why are we even talking about DeSantis though?  He's down like 30 points.  It's going to be dotard in a landslide for the nomination.  It's not close.

And Trump will obliterate them in a debate because he doesnt actually debate and gives no fucks. He’s a 12-year old. DeSantis, meanwhile, is a pretend human.
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So you're saying Pence won't be POTUS?

Pence is known for being “funny” behind the scenes. His presentation to the rest of us is apparently a remarkable transformation. I’ve heard it mentioned quite a few times
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15 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Didn't he have a radio talk show? That's hard to imagine.

"I would like to thank you........... for listening.......... to my program. It is........... a great honor."

The couple of clips I heard of his old show reminded me the ironic deadpan delivery of Ana Gasteyer and Molly Shannon when they'd do that NPR radio bit on SNL.  But it was hilarious.  Pence's sounded the same, in terms of cadence and delivery, and of course there was absolutely nothing funny about it. I mean, I literally expected him to make the joke, "Well, I guess that would make you an Edie Gourmet!" and then blow a horn.  But it was even sadder than that.  

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10 hours ago, Foggy Notion said:

“Ada Hutchinson. I call him Ada, not Asa, because of certain reasons.”

Every single one of these is insanely ridiculous.

 

32 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

The couple of clips I heard of his old show reminded me the ironic deadpan delivery of Ana Gasteyer and Molly Shannon when they'd do that NPR radio bit on SNL.  But it was hilarious.  Pence's sounded the same, in terms of cadence and delivery, and of course there was absolutely nothing funny about it. I mean, I literally expected him to make the joke, "Well, I guess that would make you an Edie Gourmet!" and then blow a horn.  But it was even sadder than that.  

He's like the old fart who they tried to replace Robin with in PRIVATE PARTS. I expect the words "I did summer stock" to come out of Pence's mouth any time he opens it.

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4 hours ago, Hookah Horns said:

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Was just laughing at the suggestion that the young right wingers are going to suddenly "get" it and not be the horrible humans their parents are. Our only hope is that they're outnumbered by their more compassionate peers.

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10 hours ago, Hookah Horns said:

Pretty similar story with my folks, aside from the FJB thing. They also claim that they are done with dotard and will sit out the election. I doubt that's how it plays out even though they can't even tell me a single GQP agenda item they want to achieve in Congress or God forbid the WH. It'll be about defeating the Dems and their socialism. Fuck do they piss me off. 

Just keep sending them clips of Republicans wanting to end/reduce Social Security, Medicare, etc.

They may still vote Republican, but at least rub their noses in what they are voting for.

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7 hours ago, YGIFS said:

The couple of clips I heard of his old show reminded me the ironic deadpan delivery of Ana Gasteyer and Molly Shannon when they'd do that NPR radio bit on SNL.  But it was hilarious.  Pence's sounded the same, in terms of cadence and delivery, and of course there was absolutely nothing funny about it. I mean, I literally expected him to make the joke, "Well, I guess that would make you an Edie Gourmet!" and then blow a horn.  But it was even sadder than that.  

Funny, because Pence also loves him some Schweddy balls ...

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1 minute ago, YGIFS said:

The best/luckiest golfers in the world have what, maybe 3-4 in a lifetime?  So yeah, his 7 checks out.  Winter Rules. 

Not to mention all the club championships he's won at his clubs. Sure, Jan.

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Really wish he would have found time to play a round with his boyfriend over in Pyongyang.

I’m sure many people would have said it was the most impressive display of athletic prowess ever witnessed on the links, perhaps even in the history of sports. It would have been an 18-18 draw of course, because neither of them would have the balls (or common courtesy for the rest of us) to go to sudden death.

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51 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

The best/luckiest golfers in the world have what, maybe 3-4 in a lifetime?  So yeah, his 7 checks out.  Winter Rules. 

Some people play A LOT of golf. Some of them have like 20 aces.  Maybe only a few of them during a tour event. 
 

to wit:

https://collegeofgolf.keiseruniversity.edu/golfers-holes-one-infographic/
 

in the comments, regular people are self reporting their numbers. 
 

fyi another link I checked said the longest known ace was 517 yards up in Denver.   Let’s assume that’s a condor. 

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On 6/21/2023 at 6:13 PM, Biff Tannen said:

I'm saying that dotard has a better chance to lose than DeSantis, so we are better off having him as the nominee.

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We need him pissed off and still needing to grift, with his only solution being the independent MAGA Party. He won’t care if he destroys Republicans chances in the ballot box, and he won’t even care if he can’t run in every state.  He wants to see himself in the news all the time so he can blabber his grievances and accuse people of victimizing him, but more importantly, he wants to make more money off the rubes. There is a steady flow of money into his veins from idiots who want to see him run.  If he doesn’t get the nomination, he’s not going to let that money flow stop. He will run third-party 

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1 hour ago, Gatorubet said:

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We need him pissed off and still needing to grift, with his only solution being the independent MAGA Party. He won’t care if he destroys Republicans chances in the ballot box, and he won’t even care if he can’t run in every state.  He wants to see himself in the news all the time so he can blabber his grievances and accuse people of victimizing him, but more importantly, he wants to make more money off the rubes. There is a steady flow of money into his veins from idiots who want to see him run.  If he doesn’t get the nomination, he’s not going to let that money flow stop. He will run third-party 

I would also be ok with this

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14 hours ago, Lurch said:

Pence is known for being “funny” behind the scenes. His presentation to the rest of us is apparently a remarkable transformation. I’ve heard it mentioned quite a few times

No way. Republicans aren’t funny. And Pence is a moron to boot. 

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18 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

Dear Leader …..

 

"People say oh wow, I legitimately had 7."

One of the moron's most closely held beliefs is that claiming someone told him something that comports with whatever he's bullshitting about is the absolute best way to convince people it's not bullshit. 

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On 6/21/2023 at 11:19 PM, Foggy Notion said:

“Ada Hutchinson. I call him Ada, not Asa, because of certain reasons.”

His monolog reminds me of the part of "Detachable Penis" by King Missile where the singer is trying to explain all the different possible reasons he leaves his penis at home before going out sometimes.

This comes in handy a lot of the time.
I can leave it home, when I think it's gonna get me in trouble,
Or I can rent it out, when I don't need it.
But now and then I go to a party, get drunk,
And the next morning I can't for the life of me
Remember what I did with it.
First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find it.
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6 hours ago, Fastbreak said:


Does getting pegged by a woman make you gay? It’s a difficult question.

It's not difficult at all.  If you're a straight man and you're being fucked in the ass by a woman, you're still having straight sex. 

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