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To be fair, President Trump’s four years in office weren’t so bad, except when when he incited an insurrection against the government, mismanaged a pandemic that killed nearly half a million Americans

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Y’all about to get a great visual representation of Cullman, Alabama. Only good things to come out of Cullman are the Britt brothers (Roll Tide!) and orange rolls from All Steak restaurant. That pla

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You seem really pissed off for a nontrumper.  Just laugh at the trumpers, bro.  They’re really gullible dumbfucks who worship this orange blob…you know, people completely unlike yourself.  

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I had no idea he had the chance to buy the Cowboys but instead decided to drive the USFL into the fucking ground along with an airline (pun intended).  

Good lord, the sheer volume of stuff this guy has fucked up just by being in the same area code is astounding.  

I mean, he overpays for the franchise so he then get Herschel Walker who he ends up losing to the NFL franchise he shoulda bought.  And then after watching Walker get concussed for 15 years and wondering "what if?"...he calls him up after not talking to him for decades and basically says, "I don't know shit about football, money, or politics...but hear me out...you should run for Senate even though you don't live in Georgia anymore.  Trust me, I have a penchant for excellence."  

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5 minutes ago, Thrawn said:

I thought I had read before that the NFL owners wanted no part of Trump's bullshit. That he had little to no shot of actually getting a franchise.

They didn't. He tried to buy the Buffalo Bills but the owners basically said, "Thanks, but no thanks."

Darren Rovell is still a thing? He was the most useless no-talent, ass-clown employed by ESPN at one time. This is the same network that was paying Skip Bayless and SAS at the same time.

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2 hours ago, TexEx15 said:

His business acumen is legendary.

A lot of people had a chance to buy the Cowboy's back in the 80's. Donald would never have had a real chance at ownership due to his debt and the fact that Arkansas was about as far north as ownership was going to look.

The Cowboy's were no sure thing back then either, unlike say, a casino.lol.

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11 minutes ago, Jiggy-Z said:

The Cowboy's were no sure thing back then either, unlike say, a casino.lol.

This. Say what you will about Jerry and his "football decisions" but that motherfucker absolutely is the one that turned it around and into the behemoth it is today financially. Trump would've crashed the team into the side of a mountain, just like everything else he touches.

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 More from Trump's rally today:

Trump was apprising the audience of recent polls that show him leading when he first mentioned Christie, the former New Jersey governor, who was once a close adviser.

"Christie, he’s eating right now," Trump said. "He can’t be bothered.”

That's when a man in the crowd shouted out to prod Trump.

“Sir, please do not call him a fat pig. I’m trying to be nice. Don’t call him a fat pig," Trump said. "You can’t do that.”

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1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

 More from Trump's rally today:

Trump was apprising the audience of recent polls that show him leading when he first mentioned Christie, the former New Jersey governor, who was once a close adviser.

"Christie, he’s eating right now," Trump said. "He can’t be bothered.”

That's when a man in the crowd shouted out to prod Trump.

“Sir, please do not call him a fat pig. I’m trying to be nice. Don’t call him a fat pig," Trump said. "You can’t do that.”

So he was calling him a fat pig with an intermediary?  That's what was happening here?  I feel like a 5 year old set this up.  Oh.

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 More from Trump's rally today:
Trump was apprising the audience of recent polls that show him leading when he first mentioned Christie, the former New Jersey governor, who was once a close adviser.
"Christie, he’s eating right now," Trump said. "He can’t be bothered.”
That's when a man in the crowd shouted out to prod Trump.
“Sir, please do not call him a fat pig. I’m trying to be nice. Don’t call him a fat pig," Trump said. "You can’t do that.”

Honestly not sure who has the higher BMI, Christie or Trump.
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 More from Trump's rally today:
Trump was apprising the audience of recent polls that show him leading when he first mentioned Christie, the former New Jersey governor, who was once a close adviser.
"Christie, he’s eating right now," Trump said. "He can’t be bothered.”
That's when a man in the crowd shouted out to prod Trump.
“Sir, please do not call him a fat pig. I’m trying to be nice. Don’t call him a fat pig," Trump said. "You can’t do that.”

It’s peurile. Petulant. Crass. Beneath societal discourse in any forum.

But I gotta say, the orange fuckstain is a pretty damn savvy (fourth grade playground) bully. It’s refined. Objectively pretty funny.

Not to say I’ll miss it when he’s fucking dead.
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44 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

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Not that I'm thinking I'll be some sort of adonis at age 78.  But I look at this tub of shit and think of MontereyTXMF and some others on here.  And if given half the chance, they would absolutely without hesitation, perform fellatio on this man and his scrotum to prove their patriotism if he just asked.  No doubt in my mind, and nothing wrong with homosexual acts, but there are easily several dozen posters on here-hyperbole aside---who would put the cock 'n balls of Donald J. Trump into their oral cavities as a great American honor because it meant that brown people and homos would suffer as a result.  that's where we are and that's where his cum will be.  Congrats folks...

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It’s peurile. Petulant. Crass. Beneath societal discourse in any forum.

But I gotta say, the orange fuckstain is a pretty damn savvy (fourth grade playground) bully. It’s refined. Objectively pretty funny.

Not to say I’ll miss it when he’s fucking dead.

No, he is not. No, it is not.

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39 minutes ago, Jatrain said:

Hmm….Chris sure didn’t have a problem with him exploding the debt when he campaign for him and ran his debate prep in 2020.  

Every one of these mother fuckers knows how bad Trump is damaging the country. They just don't give a shit and go along with it to rip Americans off and further their own selfish agendas. They're all completely empty shirts with zero moral accountability. They're rogue maniacs telling everyone else they should "follow Jesus"

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Hmm….Chris sure didn’t have a problem with him exploding the debt when he campaign for him and ran his debate prep in 2020.  

They’re all full of shit. Hypocrisy is their brand.

”Reagan proved deficits don’t matter.”  (Dick Cheney to Treasury Secretary Paul O’Neill in 2002 when Bush and Cheney were setting new records in deficit spending and debt.)

 

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34 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:


he thinks France wouldn’t extradite him, he’s wrong 

If I was him, I wouldn’t vacation somewhere that has a history of chopping the heads off of rulers like him 

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On 8/4/2023 at 9:26 PM, tx 3 putt said:

50 states with 50 different educational standards ?

how is dept of education trampling parent’s rights ?  Wouldn’t that fall on their local school boards ?

 

 

It's even funnier when people assume that elite private schools will let their kids enroll.  If people are given vouchers for their kid's education (how is this not labeled socialism?), expect tuition for private education to raise significantly.  

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It's even funnier when people assume that elite private schools will let their kids enroll.  If people are given vouchers for their kid's education (how is this not labeled socialism?), expect tuition for private education to raise significantly.  

Bingo.
Same thing that happened when “student loans” were massively expanded. Even if it has the best of intentions, the laws of economics trump: massively increase the money supply, prices go up accordingly.
Of course, in the case of vouchers, the goal is to create a rigid caste system: those who can afford to educate their kids will raise educated children. Those who cannot will raise fungible wage slaves. This isn’t about giving poor families a choice (and it never has been). It’s about extinguishing all public education and all educational opportunities for the “out groups.”
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42 minutes ago, Js1 said:

If I was him, I wouldn’t vacation somewhere that has a history of chopping the heads off of rulers like him 

Does he even vacation? Besides golf?

If you had to say.... who has had the more worthwhile post-presidency? Dotard, or Jimmy Carter? I think it's a coin flip. Both have done truly great things and helped many people.

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25 minutes ago, Mdhorn said:

It's even funnier when people assume that elite private schools will let their kids enroll.  If people are given vouchers for their kid's education (how is this not labeled socialism?), expect tuition for private education to raise significantly.  


fl and Arkie private schools did just that, tuition was raised beyond the voucher amount 

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Also stuff like this (this can’t be real ?) …..

A charter school (BASIS) in Austin #Texas is selling $2500 VIP drop off and pick up parking spots for cars. With the #republicans push to privatize schooling  you will only see more of this.
 

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Austin going to Austin 

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fl and Arkie private schools did just that, tuition was raised beyond the voucher amount 
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Also stuff like this (this can’t be real ?) …..
A charter school (BASIS) in Austin #Texas is selling $2500 VIP drop off and pick up parking spots for cars. With the #republicans push to privatize schooling  you will only see more of this.
 
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Austin going to Austin 

Private schools in Missouri or Iowa did the exact same thing
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2 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:


fl and Arkie private schools did just that, tuition was raised beyond the voucher amount 

$$$$

 

Also stuff like this (this can’t be real ?) …..

A charter school (BASIS) in Austin #Texas is selling $2500 VIP drop off and pick up parking spots for cars. With the #republicans push to privatize schooling  you will only see more of this.
 

IMG_6311.jpeg.94521139af8741b012ac78a295bdbbb1.jpeg

 

Austin going to Austin 

I don't have kids, so I don't know how this works, but you are telling me they are charging $2500 for a spot to pick up and drop off your kid?

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10 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Wtf y’all. Use your money for something worthwhile. Good god. 

They auction a whole bunch of other shit and put the money raised back into the school.  I don’t pay a whole lot of attention to what things sell for, because I’m not bidding, but the parents have a lot of disposable income and don’t seem to mind spending it to make their kids school a better place.  The wife took a kid and three of their friends out bowling and to a pizza place one year and that went for $1500.

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