A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]

[dcbc 14,404]

1 hour ago, safe sex said:

So, will anything happen about Habba lying right to the court's face, or is there some ridiculous reasoning about how it's not actually worth it to punish proven liars because something something

I think we all assume correctly that there will not be a 1:1 punishment for an obvious deception.  How these things ordinarily shake out is that she won't get the benefit of the doubt for some discretionary ask from the court in the future.  That's how this stuff tends to work.  And it works well in cases where the attorney gives half a shit about their reputation in a particular court where that attorney regularly practices.  Obviously, this isn't that and, as T/H points out, that picture probably doesn't prove enough to sanction her for being deceptive, even though it's pretty clear that that's the case.  

[dcbc 14,404]

27 minutes ago, safe sex said:

God I wish I could get away with as much shit at my job as lawyers do. Holy shit. I'm such a chump for becoming a nurse

Saying that all lawyers get away with this level of fuckery is like saying all nurses are like the ones on reddit.

[BamaATL 16,592]

Habba's big reward for all this is that she is going to wind up disbarred, broke, and a neverending punchline.  

[dcbc 14,404]

4 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

Habba's big reward for all this is that she is going to wind up disbarred, broke, and a neverending punchline.  

[DigglerontheHoof 21,053]

7 minutes ago, dcbc said:

Saying that all lawyers get away with this level of fuckery is like saying all nurses are like the ones on reddit.

Yeah, only the ones working for wannabe dictators.  This system sucks ass unless you're filthy fucking rich.  Fuck the whole goddamned thing. 

[BamaATL 16,592]

6 minutes ago, dcbc said:

Well actually, she's gonna get a front row seat to the family business being put out of business in about a week.  

[dcbc 14,404]

6 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Yeah, only the ones working for wannabe dictators.  This system sucks ass unless you're filthy fucking rich.  Fuck the whole goddamned thing. 

I assume you're talking about nurses and healthcare, in which case, I wholeheartedly agree.  

[Pato del Muerto 52,340]

I will spank ms habba.
 

Alternately, I will supervise, with judicious suggestions, as @safe sex spanks ms habba. 

that will show her not to mess with the court. 
 

I’ve never been one to shirk my civic duty. 

Edited January 25 by Pato del Muerto

[dcbc 14,404]

1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I will spank ms habba.
 

Alternately, I will supervise, with judicious suggestions, as @safe sex spanks ms habba. 

that will show her not to mess with the court. 

I assume this will take place in the proverbial woodshed?

[BamaATL 16,592]

22 minutes ago, dcbc said:

I assume this will take place in the proverbial woodshed?

I'm guessing he has a basement for that sort of thing.

"Blue Dolphin!" "Blue Dolphin!"

[4th&Five 41,457]

blue dolphin burned down it's gone now john rovani's ass out works with his brother now!

[shakahorn 1,625]

13 hours ago, Smax said:

 

 

 

 

I never thought the leopards would eat MY face!

['stache 21,765]

14 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

When you realize the parallels between the MAGAs and the Nazis are almost perfect. Yep, the Nazi leadership was also pill-popping drug-addled dead-end losers who just happened to ride a wave of dissatisfaction and a xenophobic blame game to power.
Godwin’s law has been completely and totally repealed. These fuckheads are Nazis 2.0, and anyone who is not a white evangelical male who votes for them is like a fucking keep voting for the Nazis and saying “oh, that’s just bluster, they won’t ever come for ME, and besides, there ARE some bad elements out there we probably outta go after.” Words that would end up being extinguished and scattered like the ashes of the person who was dumb enough to utter them.

The Nazi's were actually competent though and knew how to govern. They also rose at a time when the vast majority of white people in the US and Europe believed in racial inferiority/superiority. They also had legitimate armies ready to serve in a full scale war for Germany whether they believed in the master race stuff or just loved their country. The only thing that gives me even an ounce of hope is how incompetent trump actually is, having accomplished nothing of significance during his four years as president. He'll do even less if he wins in November. He's not only stupid but full senile. He's only running to try and avoid jail and because of his ego. He likes the title of president and the right-wing ass kissing that goes with it. The U.S. Military isn't going to do his bidding if he actually tried to stay in power indefinitely or off political opponents, and unlike the Nazi armies, the Gravy Seals aren't going to do shit. I'll cite again the example of Ashli Babbitt's rotting corpse. Those assholes around her fled like roaches the second shit got real. Full scale cowards, they talk a lot, will be disruptive as hit, but will cower the second faced with real consequences. Otherwise, I agree with the parallels, racial and ethnic grievances propped up to win public support. 

[Brisketexan 104,561]

1 minute ago, 'stache said:

The Nazi's were actually competent though and knew how to govern. They also rose at a time when the vast majority of white people in the US and Europe believed in racial inferiority/superiority. They also had legitimate armies ready to serve in a full scale war for Germany whether they believed in the master race stuff or just loved their country. The only thing that gives me even an ounce of hope is how incompetent trump actually is, having accomplished nothing of significance during his four years as president. He'll do even less if he wins in November. He's not only stupid but full senile. He's only running to try and avoid jail and because of his ego. He likes the title of president and the right-wing ass kissing that goes with it. The U.S. Military isn't going to do his bidding if he actually tried to stay in power indefinitely or off political opponents, and unlike the Nazi armies, the Gravy Seals aren't going to do shit. I'll cite again the example of Ashli Babbitt's rotting corpse. Those assholes around her fled like roaches the second shit got real. Full scale cowards, they talk a lot, will be disruptive as hit, but will cower the second faced with real consequences. Otherwise, I agree with the parallels, racial and ethnic grievances propped up to win public support. 

Agreed.  Which makes it all the more pathetic.  One of our two established political parties has gone all-in on a strategy of "be just like the Nazis, but not nearly as competent or intelligent."  It's fucking jaw-dropping.

[wildcat09 29,226]

I didn't think I'd ever have reason to say Brisket is being unreasonably optimistic, but he's being unreasonably optimistic.

If Trump actually gets reelected, he will be a dictator from day 1 like he's promised. They're already making lists of everyone they'll fire or pressure into resigning (either via threats, bullshit criminal investigations, etc.) and they'll replace them all with loyal toadies. The military will not be insulated from this. Trump won't even need to pressure cops to side with him. And once it's clear there are no legal repercussions, private citizen Republicans who've been itching for violence will get violent.  Y'all have forgotten all the 2020 street violence, from groups like proud boys shooting protesters in Portland, trying to run them over with vehicles, a fucking convoy trying to run the Vice President's campaign bus off the road in Texas, etc. It will be so much worse than that.

[Pato del Muerto 52,340]

31 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Agreed.  Which makes it all the more pathetic.  One of our two established political parties has gone all-in on a strategy of "be just like the Nazis, but not nearly as competent or intelligent."  It's fucking jaw-dropping.

Well at least we don’t need to care about the trains running on time, since we never bothered with nationwide mass transit. 
 

Maybe we need our entire country blowed up, and rebuild from scratch to get such a thing. 

[Bojack 2,073]

14 hours ago, Smax said:

 

 

 

 

I feel for this kid. He'll never find as perfect a home for his perpetual victimhood as the Trump campaign. 

[Mrs Whiggins 13,049]

3 hours ago, Js1 said:

Wait...

So Nikki is "not the one to take on world leaders," but was picked, BY TRUMP, to be Ambassador to the UN? 

Trump did not even want the US to be in the UN so it was a ghost appointment. Checkmate, lib! (Narrator's note: most MAGA don't know what the UN is or its purpose)

Calling a female 'birdbrain' is a risky strategy IMO. Obviously it will appeal to certain demos, but could backfire.

[RomaVicta 29,775]

3 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

(Narrator's note: most MAGA don't know what the UN is or its purpose)

World dominance! Globalism! Homos! Poisoning our precious bodily fluids!

WoKEisM!

[Chad Fuck 17,559]

50 minutes ago, wildcat09 said:

I didn't think I'd ever have reason to say Brisket is being unreasonably optimistic, but he's being unreasonably optimistic.

If Trump actually gets reelected, he will be a dictator from day 1 like he's promised. They're already making lists of everyone they'll fire or pressure into resigning (either via threats, bullshit criminal investigations, etc.) and they'll replace them all with loyal toadies. The military will not be insulated from this. Trump won't even need to pressure cops to side with him. And once it's clear there are no legal repercussions, private citizen Republicans who've been itching for violence will get violent.  Y'all have forgotten all the 2020 street violence, from groups like proud boys shooting protesters in Portland, trying to run them over with vehicles, a fucking convoy trying to run the Vice President's campaign bus off the road in Texas, etc. It will be so much worse than that.

This man gets it.  

[Red Five 40,633]

1 hour ago, wildcat09 said:

If Trump actually gets reelected, he will be a dictator from day 1 like he's promised.

And dictators are famous for saying "Ok that's enough dictating. Here, have your democracy back now." 

[Keef 757]

1 hour ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Calling a female 'birdbrain' is a risky strategy IMO. Obviously it will appeal to certain demos, but could backfire.

No one will remember this in two weeks time because he'll say something equally crazy/insane (if it even takes that long)

[Mrs Whiggins 13,049]

Just now, Keef said:

No one will remember this in two weeks time because he'll say something equally crazy/insane (if it even takes that long)

Fair.

The longer she stays in the race, the more he'll keep needling though.

[tx 3 putt 76,315]

14 minutes ago, Red Five said:

And dictators are famous for saying "Ok that's enough dictating. Here, have your democracy back now." 

if he wins - he’s never leaving office and the grift will be off the scale because presidents are above all laws !!!!

[shakahorn 1,625]

1 hour ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Trump did not even want the US to be in the UN so it was a ghost appointment. Checkmate, lib! (Narrator's note: most MAGA don't know what the UN is or its purpose)

Calling a female 'birdbrain' is a risky strategy IMO. Obviously it will appeal to certain demos, but could backfire.

Grab 'em by the pussy.

Cheat on pregnant wife with porn star.

Take away their reproductive rights.

Objectify his own daughter.

But yeah, 'birdbrain' will change the mind of the female Trump supporter.

[tx ind 6,997]

41 minutes ago, shakahorn said:

Grab 'em by the pussy.

Cheat on pregnant wife with porn star.

Take away their reproductive rights.

Objectify his own daughter.

But yeah, 'birdbrain' will change the mind of the female Trump supporter.

Left off rape 

[Mrs Whiggins 13,049]

40 minutes ago, shakahorn said:

Grab 'em by the pussy.

Cheat on pregnant wife with porn star.

Take away their reproductive rights.

Objectify his own daughter.

But yeah, 'birdbrain' will change the mind of the female Trump supporter.

No, not Trump supporters--people that belong to the cult are not going to sway away from that. The last election was close enough that galvanizing people away from Trump continues to be paramount. He's going to get the nom I'm all but betting so in the battle of the olds, much much better if it's Biden.

[Bullneck 18,987]

4 hours ago, dcbc said:

Saying that all lawyers get away with this level of fuckery is like saying all nurses are like the ones on reddit.

Furiously googling "Nurses+reddit."

[tx 3 putt 76,315]

There’s a reason you hang all traitors …

 

[tx 3 putt 76,315]

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8 hours ago, Bojack said:

I feel for this kid. He'll never find as perfect a home for his perpetual victimhood as the Trump campaign. 

RFK Jr’s campaign.

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20,342]

He's the stupidest motherfucker on the planet.  During his bank fraud trial, he asserted his vast wealth was worth billions. Now, at his rape trial, Carroll is using that to target his riches.  He doesn't have the capacity to shut up, even when its in his own best interest. Hoisted on his own petard, as it were. Classic narcissism. 

 

[DigglerontheHoof 21,053]

8 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

You know this simulation guarantees he'll live to be 100.

[Underdog 28,446]

What’s this about a double Big Mac? 

[C-Man 27,041]

https://www.threads.net/@rachelvindman/post/C2fBtbwLH-5/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

[yoladu 4,066]

3 hours ago, Underdog said:

What’s this about a double Big Mac? 

doesn't it already have 2 beef[sic] patties?

[bolverk 29,397]

12 minutes ago, C-Man said:

https://www.threads.net/@rachelvindman/post/C2fBtbwLH-5/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

Worth a watch.

[plimon 190]

3 minutes ago, yoladu said:

doesn't it already have 2 beef[sic] patties?

This baby has 4 patties now.

[Thrawn 538]

Is that thing real? Jesus. 

[TheStoicPaisano 9,904]

6 minutes ago, yoladu said:

doesn't it already have 2 beef[sic] patties?

Quote

The burger has four burger patties, Big Mac sauce, pickles, lettuce, onions and American cheese versus two patties on the regular Big Mac.

The Double Big Mac arrives two days after Subway released a trio of footlong snacks and follows Costco's new giant cookie that packs 750 calories.

 

[Underdog 28,446]

3 minutes ago, plimon said:

This baby has 4 patties now.

 

[4th&Five 41,457]

18 minutes ago, C-Man said:

https://www.threads.net/@rachelvindman/post/C2fBtbwLH-5/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

MAGA: Trump is such a great businessman!

[hobbes2702 12,799]

He got up and walked out of the courtroom during opposing counsel’s closing. How the fuck does he not get put in a cell for that?

[Underdog 28,446]

Probably because he’d want that and then clean up on donations. 

[DigglerontheHoof 21,053]

12 minutes ago, hobbes2702 said:

He got up and walked out of the courtroom during opposing counsel’s closing. How the fuck does he not get put in a cell for that?

Because he's a rich, spoiled brat who throws temper tantrums.  That is all one needs to beat the U. S. justice system. 

[hobbes2702 12,799]

4 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Probably because he’d want that and then clean up on donations. 

Who cares? 

 

1 minute ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Because he's a rich, spoiled brat who throws temper tantrums.  That is all one needs to beat the U. S. justice system. 

Apparently. What a joke this country is

[Js1 85,095]

40 minutes ago, Thrawn said:

Is that thing real? Jesus. 

If Whataburger was owned by Texans still, they’d have a LTO Quintuple burger 

[Thrawn 538]

2 minutes ago, Js1 said:

If Whataburger was owned by Texans still, they’d have a LTO Quintuple burger 

[SKJ 1,305]

On 1/24/2024 at 5:33 PM, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

 

 

It's almost like Fain is trolling Trump showing him how a normal man can drink water during a speech

[High Plains Drifter 10,971]

2 hours ago, hobbes2702 said:

He got up and walked out of the courtroom during opposing counsel’s closing. How the fuck does he not get put in a cell for that?

 

Because the system is working the way its supposed to. 

Also, something about somehow this protects your rights when you are the defendant.